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Amelia is a phone fling girl who works with Sad Panda / Happy Panda, an organization that cares for red pandas, and is an Animal Pal at the Subrosa Animal Sanctuary and Car Wash. She got your phone number from Bonnibel, who thought you might be willing to help out with the charity drive.

She is unlocked by reaching Awkward Besties level with Bonnibel.

Personality[]

Amelia is awkward and shy. Her favorite color is red, which colors her perception of red things.

Trivia[]

  • Sad Panda is the name of the studio that makes Crush Crush.
  • Red pandas are not actually closely related to giant pandas.
    • Red pandas are the only living member of the Ailuridae family, while giant pandas are a part of the Ursidae family.
  • Although you apparently make a contribution to Sad Panda / Happy Panda charity drive, none of your cash, diamonds, or stats change as a result of this phone fling (unless you spend diamonds to skip the pauses).

Messages[]

Bonnibel provided your number to Sad Panda / Happy Panda, thinking you might be a willing donor in their charity drive. As Amelia starts texting you, she might be reading a description Bonnibel provided of you...

First Conversation[]

SFW version[]

Progress SFW chat
1/28 Hello!
2/28 My name is Amelia, and I'm with Sad Panda / Happy Panda!
3/28 Do you mind if I bug you for a few minutes! It's for a good cause, I promise!
(A) Sad Panda? I've heard of them. They make games, right?
(B) Alright, but if you say the words, "For the low price of..." I'm going to send you negative thoughts.
4/28 Oh no no! We get mistaken for them all the time. But they are cool people! Eeek! No no! I'm not trying to sell you stuff! Not even for 12 easy payments!
5/28 I'm an Animal Pal over at the Subrosa Animal Sanctuary and Car Wash.
6/28 I got your name from the lovely baker on main street.
7/28 She brings us panda shaped cookies every day and is basically the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
8/28 ...Which is probably a weird way to describe her, now that I'm awkwardly re-reading that.
(A) No no, go on. Describe her beautiful sunset red hair...
(B) Oh yeah yeah, Bonni. She's good people. And a cookie wizard.
9/28 Well, now that you mention it, red IS my favorite color... Yeah yeah! Ms. Valentine!
10/28 In fact, if I'm being super honest, it might actually be having a HUGE impact on my perception. I'd best keep that to myself. She donates to our non-profit and said YOU were good people and might be interested!
11/28 Anyway! Sad Panda / Happy Panda specializes in taking care of red pandas...
12/28 You know? The less famous but MUCH cuter cousins of the plack and white variety?
13/28 We're just in the middle of a charity drive, and so I'm pestering everyone who's a good, wonderful, intelligent...
14/28 ...thoughtful, gracious, personable, magnanimous, huh, sen...sual...
(A) Usually I know someone's name before they call me sensual. Weird habit.
(B) I see. It's cool that you have actual pandas sending these messages...
15/28 Oh! Yes! Well - I usually don't call people sensual at all. So... Ack! No! My awkward manner is entirely human-based! >.<
16/28 Time for a better first impression!
17/28 My name is Amelia!
18/28 I take care of red pandas.
19/28 They are crazy cute and endangered. Would you be interested in helping us with a donation?
(A) Well, I have this thing about sending money without proof of identity, so...
(B) Nice to meet you Amelia. Your work sounds really cool.
20/28 Oh! Yes, that is definitely another fair perspective to have! Oh thanks! It IS really cool.
21/28 You'll have to forgive me. This is the first time I'm doing "public outreach". Like, I won't even lie. I basically break out into tears every day when I first see the pandas.
22/28 And my social skills fall somewhere between "cold gravy" and "potato swan". I'm an emotional sap. But I get to wear a cool hat and play with pandas, so life is good!
23/28 But let me send you some proof, so you know everything is on the up and up.
24/28 One sec...
Pause 4 hour pause
25/28 Bing! I'm back!
26/28 (That might not be what your ringtone sounds like, but... Well, nevermind.)
27/28 Here's me!
28/28 [Amelia photo 1]
1/27 The one cradled in my bosom is named "Pip".
2/27 That's his fave spot by far. I wonder why that is?
(A) Oh my gosh, SO cute! Oh, and there's a panda there too!
(B) You. Are. The. Luckiest. Woman. Alive.
3/27 Har har. I KNEW you were going to say that. EEE! YES YES YES I AM! <3
4/27 I actually would have sent a better picture, but a panda named "Baka" ran off with my phone.
5/27 I just got it back. And I look a little more ragged now.
6/27 I hope you didn't think it took me hours, just to take a picture.
(A) Well, actually, I feel like that would have been reasonable.
(B) Gosh darn it, Baka. Why you gotta be like that?
7/27 Oh really? I know right???
8/27 I guess it might make sense... He knows what he's doing.
9/27 Still, feels a bit... Indulgent. Little blighter.
10/27 So have I persuaded you with my best Anime-Jane Goodall impression?
11/27 (The other handlers all call me "Anime-Jane", by the way. Please don't follow their example. I could never actually compare with her.)
(A) I'm not sure how I'm supposed to say no to such an adorable face.
(B) I'm genuinely laughing here. You're a goof.
12/27 Yeah! I know exactly what you mean! Oh good, you noticed.
13/27 Pip just looks at me, and I melt. Not to give away my dark secrets, but I find a combination of awkward friendliness...
14/27 Err - or maybe that was you flirting and I missed it? ...along with slightly gratuitous bewby shots, and cute panda faces...
15/27 (Holy crap - why do I keep typing and sending without a filter?) Usually gets people to open their wallets.
16/27 Anyway, I DIGRESS.
17/27 Oh!
18/27 I know what'll do the trick!
19/27 (In case you're on the fence.)
20/27 It's time for the Pandas' afternoon snack!
21/27 No one can resist a hungry panda doggy pile! I'll send you a live shot and you'll be unable to resist!
22/27 Hold on! I'll set up the camera!
Pause 1 day pause
23/27 Okay ready! Are you still there?
(A) Oh yes. I've been promised a panda doggy pile. I'm here.
(B) As soon as you said you were sending another photo, I've been waiting in anticipation.
24/27 Yes yes! Get ready to donate your face off! Oh good! Uhh... Thanks!
25/27 Okay - the picture will send automatically. I'm going to climb in. Get ready for the cute!
26/27 Here I go!
Pause 5 minute pause
27/27 [Amelia photo 2]
Pause 5 minute pause
1/48 Ack! Hahaha!
2/48 Those little blighters tore my uniform!
3/48 Well, to be fair, this is a lot more common than I'm probably letting on.
4/48 But they're not usually so... Successful.
(A) I am genuinely filled with envy. I want everything you have going on over there.
(B) Your uniform appears to have ripped rather... easily.
5/48 Mwa ha ha! I can feel your envy! It makes me tingle! Well, actually, red pandas have great claws for eating bamboo. They even have a "false thumb"!
6/48 Just joking. I'm so insanely lucky and blessed and just fortunate to get to work with these wonderful creatures. So a determined red panda could probably undress an Animal Pal regardless of uniform quality.
7/48 But full disclosure - my uniform is made of recycled paper fibres.
8/48 My boss claims it's to protect the pandas.
9/48 BUUUUUT I'm starting to get suspicious...
(A) Are you frequently disrobed?
(B) I would encourage you not to be. Everything looks like it's working great on this end.
10/48 Well... I mean, probably a lot more often than someone who does it for a living? You sly panda, you.
11/48 But at least a panda has never been injured via uniform. :P
12/48 Well, now that I've pestered you for like a million years...
13/48 And shown you FAR more than intended, in terms of "personal assets".
14/48 Would you be interested in donating to our cause?
(A) Yes, on one condition. Tell me a cool red panda fact?
(B) Okay, sure. But first... Tell me a little more about yourself?
15/48 Oh gosh, there are SO many to choose from! About ME?! Umm, well, I'm not sure what to say.
16/48 Red pandas were actually the first creatures to be called 'pandas'. The black-and-white kind were named later. I'm a pretty normal girl, I think. In that I don't think there are many "normal" people out there.
17/48 But because giant pandas have been taxonomically reclassified a bunch of times, their name has changed a bunch. We've all got these random, awesome, funny quirks about us, and that's what makes us unique.
18/48 The re-naming wound up getting red pandas sort of downgraded a bit. You say "panda" and most people imagine the giant panda. For me - I've always felt a connection to red pandas. They're like my spirit animal.
19/48 And that's okay. But red pandas need just as much help and support as the giant pandas. And I'm gonna help make it happen? Whenever I've felt down, they've cheered me up. So I'm trying to help them back.
20/48 So can I put you down for a donation to match Bonnibel's?
(A) Yes. And pressing this button makes it happen automatically.
(B) Yes. I feel like I couldn't say no right now, even if I wanted to.
21/48 Yes! Whoop! It's done! It's weird, hey? Sometimes I feel like my options are strangely limited as well.
Pause 3 day pause
22/48 Thank you so very much. You have no idea how happy you've made me and the pandas.
23/48 Even Baka is doing this sort of smug / confident head nod.
24/48 (He's just too cool for school. Darn it Baka! Why are you so charming???)
25/48 Well - if you'll excuse me, it's actually time for the pandas' bath time.
26/48 Some of them I need to bring into the water myself...
27/48 (Darn it Baka!)
(A) Bath time! Sounds like a photo op to me!
(B) Omigosh, I want to see panda bath time so bad. Is there a stream I can watch?
28/48 Hahaha! You're being way too subtle with me. Oh! No there's no stream.
29/48 Let me get this straight - you want to see a young gal in a state of undress amongst her panda companions? Now that you mention it, though, that would probably be a pretty popular way to get exposure.
30/48 Well, I can't really argue with that! :D I'd just have to be careful to, you know... Not get too much exposure.
31/48 Well, since you've been an utter delight, I would be pleased to share one more "panda experience".
32/48 Most red pandas love the water, but some might get a little timid.
33/48 So I try to make the experience fun and pleasant for them.
(A) Lucky pandas.
(B) Lucky you.
34/48 Stop! You're going to make me startle the pandas with dorky laughter! >.< You know it! :D
35/48 Anyway... I'm going to get into the water now.
36/48 Maybe you can drop by the Animal Sanctuary sometime and visit me.
37/48 You could also get your car washed!
38/48 I'd be happy to help! :D
Pause 10 minute pause
39/48 Hahaha!
40/48 Wowzers, I am super off topic now.
41/48 Okay - I'm jumping into the water now.
42/48 Are you ready for your super private donation thank you?
(A) Oh I'm ready.
(B) You're fantastic. Your smile is the best news I'll see all day.
43/48 Oh I bet you are. >.< Oh, now you're teasing me! >.<
44/48 You naughty panda. My smile is the least photogenic you'll ever see.
45/48 Okay, last pic.
46/48 From your favorite Animal Pal at the Subrosa Animal Sanctuary and Car Wash...
47/48 Thanks for your support. You've really made a splash!
48/48 [Amelia photo 3]
(A) You're beautiful.
(B) Whoa, NSFW! Those pandas are naked!
1/∞ Wow. Thank you. Hahaha! Well, that's red pandas for you!
2/∞ I mean... Really. It's nice to hear sometimes. You know? Always stealing the show! ^_^
3/∞ Thanks again for all your help.
4/∞ You're funny, helpful, awesome, kind, and wonderful.
5/∞ AND sensual!
6/∞ Come visit me sometime <3
7/∞ I'm off to scrub Baka. Bye bye!

NSFW version[]

The NSFW conversation starts to diverge from the SFW conversation with the second photo.

Progress Moist and Uncensored chat
1/28 Hello!
2/28 My name is Amelia, and I'm with Sad Panda / Happy Panda!
3/28 Do you mind if I bug you for a few minutes! It's for a good cause, I promise!
(A) Sad Panda? I've heard of them. They make games, right?
(B) Alright, but if you say the words, "For the low price of..." I'm going to send you negative thoughts.
4/28 Oh no no! We get mistaken for them all the time. But they are cool people! Eeek! No no! I'm not trying to sell you stuff! Not even for 12 easy payments!
5/28 I'm an Animal Pal over at the Subrosa Animal Sanctuary and Car Wash.
6/28 I got your name from the lovely baker on main street.
7/28 She brings us panda shaped cookies every day and is basically the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
8/28 ...Which is probably a weird way to describe her, now that I'm awkwardly re-reading that.
(A) No no, go on. Describe her beautiful sunset red hair...
(B) Oh yeah yeah, Bonni. She's good people. And a cookie wizard.
9/28 Well, now that you mention it, red IS my favorite color... Yeah yeah! Ms. Valentine!
10/28 In fact, if I'm being super honest, it might actually be having a HUGE impact on my perception. I'd best keep that to myself. She donates to our non-profit and said YOU were good people and might be interested!
11/28 Anyway! Sad Panda / Happy Panda specializes in taking care of red pandas...
12/28 You know? The less famous but MUCH cuter cousins of the plack and white variety?
13/28 We're just in the middle of a charity drive, and so I'm pestering everyone who's a good, wonderful, intelligent...
14/28 ...thoughtful, gracious, personable, magnanimous, huh, sen...sual...
(A) Usually I know someone's name before they call me sensual. Weird habit.
(B) I see. It's cool that you have actual pandas sending these messages...
15/28 Oh! Yes! Well - I usually don't call people sensual at all. So... Ack! No! My awkward manner is entirely human-based! >.<
16/28 Time for a better first impression!
17/28 My name is Amelia!
18/28 I take care of red pandas.
19/28 They are crazy cute and endangered. Would you be interested in helping us with a donation?
(A) Well, I have this thing about sending money without proof of identity, so...
(B) Nice to meet you Amelia. Your work sounds really cool.
20/28 Oh! Yes, that is definitely another fair perspective to have! Oh thanks! It IS really cool.
21/28 You'll have to forgive me. This is the first time I'm doing "public outreach". Like, I won't even lie. I basically break out into tears every day when I first see the pandas.
22/28 And my social skills fall somewhere between "cold gravy" and "potato swan". I'm an emotional sap. But I get to wear a cool hat and play with pandas, so life is good!
23/28 But let me send you some proof, so you know everything is on the up and up.
24/28 One sec...
Pause 4 hour pause
25/28 Bing! I'm back!
26/28 (That might not be what your ringtone sounds like, but... Well, nevermind.)
27/28 Here's me!
28/28 [Amelia photo 1]
1/27 The one cradled in my bosom is named "Pip".
2/27 That's his fave spot by far. I wonder why that is?
(A) Oh my gosh, SO cute! Oh, and there's a panda there too!
(B) You. Are. The. Luckiest. Woman. Alive.
3/27 Har har. I KNEW you were going to say that. EEE! YES YES YES I AM! <3
4/27 I actually would have sent a better picture, but a panda named "Baka" ran off with my phone.
5/27 I just got it back. And I look a little more ragged now.
6/27 I hope you didn't think it took me hours, just to take a picture.
(A) Well, actually, I feel like that would have been reasonable.
(B) Gosh darn it, Baka. Why you gotta be like that?
7/27 Oh really? I know right???
8/27 I guess it might make sense... He knows what he's doing.
9/27 Still, feels a bit... Indulgent. Little blighter.
10/27 So have I persuaded you with my best Anime-Jane Goodall impression?
11/27 (The other handlers all call me "Anime-Jane", by the way. Please don't follow their example. I could never actually compare with her.)
(A) I'm not sure how I'm supposed to say no to such an adorable face.
(B) I'm genuinely laughing here. You're a goof.
12/27 Yeah! I know exactly what you mean! Oh good, you noticed.
13/27 Pip just looks at me, and I melt. Not to give away my dark secrets, but I find a combination of awkward friendliness...
14/27 Err - or maybe that was you flirting and I missed it? ...along with slightly gratuitous bewby shots, and cute panda faces...
15/27 (Holy crap - why do I keep typing and sending without a filter?) Usually gets people to open their wallets.
16/27 Anyway, I DIGRESS.
17/27 Oh!
18/27 I know what'll do the trick!
19/27 (In case you're on the fence.)
20/27 It's time for the Pandas' afternoon snack!
21/27 No one can resist a hungry panda doggy pile! I'll send you a live shot and you'll be unable to resist!
22/27 Hold on! I'll set up the camera!
Pause 1 day pause
23/27 Okay ready! Are you still there?
(A) Oh yes. I've been promised a panda doggy pile. I'm here.
(B) As soon as you said you were sending another photo, I've been waiting in anticipation.
24/27 Yes yes! Get ready to donate your face off! Oh good! Uhh... Thanks!
25/27 Okay - the picture will send automatically. I'm going to climb in. Get ready for the cute!
26/27 Here I go!
Pause 5 minute pause
27/27 [NSFW photo]
Pause 5 minute pause
1/48 Aww crap.
2/48 And this suddenly got a lot more "National Geographic" than I intended.
3/48 Umm... So yeah. Those are my bewbs. Apologies for the slightly more erotic snapshot than I intended. >.<
4/48 But hey! Pandas! Cute! Haha!
(A) I just can't stay mad at someone so genuinely beautiful, positive, and wonderful.
(B) Those pandas knew exactly what they were doing. I would have done the same.
5/48 Oh man. You're... You're very very kind. >.< Oh! Wow, umm... Hahaha! That was very very kind of you. And inappropriate. And...
6/48 I mean, I don't flash every person I reach out to. But most people seem to be really on edge when I contact them for donations. Hahaha! Okay, I'm like nine degrees more awkward now, thank you VERY much!
7/48 But full disclosure - my uniform is made of recycled paper fibres.
8/48 My boss claims it's to protect the pandas.
9/48 BUUUUUT I'm starting to get suspicious...
(A) Are you frequently disrobed?
(B) I would encourage you not to be. Everything looks like it's working great on this end.
10/48 Well... I mean, probably a lot more often than someone who does it for a living? You sly panda, you.
11/48 But at least a panda has never been injured via uniform. :P
12/48 Well, now that I've pestered you for like a million years...
13/48 And shown you FAR more than intended, in terms of "personal assets".
14/48 Would you be interested in donating to our cause?
(A) Yes, on one condition. Tell me a cool red panda fact?
(B) Okay, sure. But first... Tell me a little more about yourself?
15/48 Oh gosh, there are SO many to choose from! About ME?! Umm, well, I'm not sure what to say.
16/48 Red pandas were actually the first creatures to be called 'pandas'. The black-and-white kind were named later. I'm a pretty normal girl, I think. In that I don't think there are many "normal" people out there.
17/48 But because giant pandas have been taxonomically reclassified a bunch of times, their name has changed a bunch. We've all got these random, awesome, funny quirks about us, and that's what makes us unique.
18/48 The re-naming wound up getting red pandas sort of downgraded a bit. You say "panda" and most people imagine the giant panda. For me - I've always felt a connection to red pandas. They're like my spirit animal.
19/48 And that's okay. But red pandas need just as much help and support as the giant pandas. And I'm gonna help make it happen? Whenever I've felt down, they've cheered me up. So I'm trying to help them back.
20/48 So can I put you down for a donation to match Bonnibel's?
(A) Yes. And pressing this button makes it happen automatically.
(B) Yes. I feel like I couldn't say no right now, even if I wanted to.
21/48 Yes! Whoop! It's done! It's weird, hey? Sometimes I feel like my options are strangely limited as well.
Pause 3 day pause
22/48 Thank you so very much. You have no idea how happy you've made me and the pandas.
23/48 Even Baka is doing this sort of smug / confident head nod.
24/48 (He's just too cool for school. Darn it Baka! Why are you so charming???)
25/48 Well - if you'll excuse me, it's actually time for the pandas' bath time.
26/48 Some of them I need to bring into the water myself...
27/48 (Darn it Baka!)
(A) Well, judging from the state of your uniform, bath time sounds... intriguing.
(B) I wish I was there. And a panda.
28/48 Hahaha! Oh my, yes. Oh! O_O
29/48 I had to stop wearing my bras to work, because the pandas would steal them. From the sounds of it, you'd probably give me just as much trouble as Baka.
30/48 And no offence to them, but they're not quite as "endowed" as I am. But... I'd probably still bring you into the water myself...
31/48 Well, since you've been an utter delight, I would be pleased to share one more "panda experience".
32/48 Most red pandas love the water, but some might get a little timid.
33/48 So I try to make the experience fun and pleasant for them.
(A) Lucky pandas.
(B) Lucky you.
34/48 Stop! You're going to make me startle the pandas with dorky laughter! >.< You know it! :D
35/48 Anyway... I'm going to get into the water now.
36/48 I'm taking off my uniform...
37/48 I'm sliding off my underwear...
38/48 I'm wishing I had some extra hands around here...
Pause 10 minute pause
39/48 Oh umm...
40/48 Sorry, I sort of started touching myself just then.
41/48 I'm a bit more on cloud nine than I realized.
42/48 (And I'm still having trouble not impulsively posting my thoughts).
(A) Not gonna lie - I was "participating" too.
(B) I would love to be your extra pair of hands any day.
43/48 You were?! Ha! Wow, I don't even know you all that well, and I'm...
44/48 I mean... That's SUPER flattering. And inappropriate! Why are we telling each other these things?! Hahaha! ...imagining you. You're very charming!
45/48 Okay, last pic.
46/48 From your favorite Animal Pal at the Subrosa Animal Sanctuary and Car Wash...
47/48 Thanks for your support. You've really made a splash!
48/48 [NSFW photo]
(A) I want you so bad.
(B) Whoa, NSFW! Those pandas are naked!
1/∞ I'm... A lot more turned on than I'm letting on. Hahaha! I thought for sure you were going to make a joke that you couldn't see any pandas in the picture!
2/∞ No wonder Bonnibel gushed about you... O_O AAAAND that's enough of me being self-absorbed for one day.
3/∞ Thanks again for all your help.
4/∞ You're funny, helpful, awesome, kind, and wonderful.
5/∞ AND sensual!
6/∞ Come visit me sometime <3
7/∞ I'm off to scrub Baka. Bye bye!

Second Conversation[]

Amelia has a chat with Bonnibel and wants to know if some rumors are true. With a panda photo op gone wrong.

SFW version[]

Progress SFW chat
1/60 Hey there! Long time no tippy tappy!
2/60 (That's the sound of me typing this message to you!)
(A) Heyyy! How are Baka and Pip!?
(B) Heyyy! How are you!?
3/60 As rascally and precious as ever! I'msure you can guess which one is which. I'm fantastic! Work is fun, pandas are happy, and I'm having a decent hair day for once.
4/60 Bonni was just here dropping off another load of cookies, and we got to talking.
5/60 We were sort of... Gossiping.
6/60 About you :3
7/60 Which made me want to talk to you!
8/60 Soooo, is it true?
(A) It'd true. Would you Like to see?
(B) It's all rumors and lies, I swear!
9/60 O.O
(A) Um... What I actually meant to say was that I can neither confirm no deny...
(B) Well now I'm second guessing my answer.
10/60 Nice save XD Hahaha!
11/60 You really shouldn't rush to answer before you know what the question is! That's what you get for answering before I had a chance to finish!
12/60 And now, just to make you sweat, I'm not going to tell you what she told me!
13/60 Heehee!
14/60 Although I guess that means I'll have to find out for myself if the rumors are true...
15/60 Which means... I'll have to spend some time getting to know you better!
(A) I'm not opposed to this. I like getting to know pretty girls.
(B) Good luck. I'm a very mysterious individual.
16/60 Y-you think I'm pretty? Really? Aaahhh no way!!! I don't need luck - I have red pandas on my side!
17/60 Wait, ignore tat last message. Pretend I just said "thank you" and carried on unphased. I'm not sure how they're going to help exactly, but...
18/60 That'll make me seem more confident and cool. I'm sure they will! Somehow
19/60 Anyway, uhh... Seen any good movies lately?
20/60 What kind of foods doyoulike to eat?
(A) Is this you trying to get to know me on a deeper level?
(B) Sounds like you're about to segue into asking me on a date.
21/60 You're right, those questions are way to generic. I should be asking you, like... What makes you say...? Oh!
22/60 If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I get it - dinner and a movie. I didn't mean it that way though, I promise!
23/60 Or... What's your biggest regret in life? Have you ever had your heart broken? Unless... Did you want me to mean it that way?
24/60 Oh gosh, no, that was way too forward of me.
25/60 I'm getting so flustered here. What the heck.
26/60 Can I start over?
(A) Sure! I reset things all the time!
(B) I bet you're cute when you're flustered.
27/60 Oh, good! So you know what it's like. Noooo >.<
28/60 I've definitely had my share of embarassing moments. Like, this one time, I was cleaning the red panda enclosure, and I totally fell asleep in there. I break out in a cold sweat, and my face turns tomato red!
29/60 Which wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that I snore. Loudly. And there was a "panda livestream" happening. Which REALLY clashes with the hair. I'm sure you can imagine.
30/60 Oh, wow, why did I tell you that? If you think flustered Amelia is cute, then you've got weird taste.
31/60 I definitely wish I was making a better impression right now.
32/60 Okay, starting over in 3...
33/60 2...
34/60 1...
35/60 Hey!
36/60 Do you wanna see apicture of me hanging out with some cute little pandas?
37/60 (This tactic worked pretty well the last time we talked, so it's gotta work again, right?)
38/60 (Also, pandas make everything better. Hehe.)
(A) Absolutly! I wanna see!
(B) Yes! Any and all akwardness has now been forgiven.
39/60 Yippee!
40/60 Hang on while I set up my tripod.
41/60 Oh, I also need to get the pandas situated.
42/60 Hopefully they're in the mood to "say cheese" today! :D
Pause 24 hours pause
43/60 >.<
44/60 I'm sorry.
45/60 This is taking way longer than I'd hoped.
(A) Everything okay?
(B) I'm sure it'll be worth the wait.
46/60 Oh yes! It's just, well... Haha... Well...
47/60 You might not be getting the exact picture you were promised.
48/60 Hang in there... I'll explain.
49/60 So... I was planning to pose in front of the Sad Panda/Happy Panda balloon arch with a panda on each of my shoulders...
50/60 Things were going so well at first! The pandas were behaving, everything was in place, I'd set the time delay on my camera...
(A) So what went wrong?
(B) Oh no, did the pandas refuse to smile?
51/60 Urgh. This is embarassing. Oh, they were smiling all right. Maybe a little too much.
52/60 Baka decided it would be a good time to play a prank on me.
(A) What a troublemaker!
(B) What kind of prank?
53/60 Yep. >.<
54/60 He burrowed right into my uniform and snatched my bra.
55/60 Again.
56/60 Which either means I have a very smart panda on my hands, or I'm buying very poorly constructed bras.
57/60 And, of course, it happened pretty mich right as the time delay on my camera finished.
58/60 Sooo yeah.
59/60 This is how the picture ended up.
60/60 [Amelia photo 4]
Pause 5 minutes pause
1/∞ Sorry, I know it's probably disappointing :(
(A) Disappointing!? This is adorable! I love it.
(B) Aahahaha! Look at his little face! He's so proud of himself!
2/∞ Awww, thanks. I'm glad you like it. He really is!
3/∞ Well, I can say this picture DEFINITELY won't be going in our annual charity calendar.
4/∞ And gosh, I'm way too tired and out of breath now to try and take another one.
5/∞ I don't even know how long I spent chasing after that adorable little mischiefmaker!
(A) Hey, at least you got your cardio in for the day.
(B) Take a break! Your boss let's you take breaks, right?
6/∞ That's a good way of looking at it! Oh, of course! Yes, yes for sure. That's a good idea.
7/∞ Although I can think of a few other cardio-intensive activities that would be way funner. I should pop to the store and grab a new bra hahaha.
8/∞ Funner... Is that a word? I just hate leaving the pandas behind. Maybe I could bring them with me? No no, that's ridiculous.
9/∞ Eep! My brain is all frazzled, clearly. I need to go get myself an apple jiuce or something.
(A) Promise me we'll chat again soon?
(B) Don't a be a stranger :)
10/∞ Of course!!! That's the idea!
11/∞ Very soon. I'll definitely be keeping in touch.
12/∞ Remember, I've got to get to know you on a deeper level.
13/∞ So I can find out whether ot not that rumor I heard I true!
14/∞ Heehee! Okay, bye for now!
15/∞ See you later, alligator!
16/∞ In a while, crocodile!
17/∞ Ect. Ect. You get the idea.
18/∞ <3


NSFW version[]

Progress Moist and Uncensored chat
1/60 Hey there! Long time no tippy tappy!
2/60 (That's the sound of me typing this message to you!)
(A) Heyyy! How are Baka and Pip!?
(B) Heyyy! How are you!?
3/60 As rascally and precious as ever! I'msure you can guess which one is which. I'm fantastic! Work is fun, pandas are happy, and I'm having a decent hair day for once.
4/60 Bonni was just here dropping off another load of cookies, and we got to talking.
5/60 We were sort of... Gossiping.
6/60 About you :3
7/60 Which made me want to talk to you!
8/60 Soooo, is it true?
(A) It's true. Would you like to see?
(B) It's all rumors and lies, I swear!
9/60 O.O
(A) Um... What I actually meant to say was that I can neither confirm no deny...
(B) Well now I'm second guessing my answer.
10/60 Nice save XD Hahaha!
11/60 You really shouldn't rush to answer before you know what the question is! That's what you get for answering before I had a chance to finish!
12/60 And now, just to make you sweat, I'm not going to tell you what she told me!
13/60 Heehee!
14/60 Although I guess that means I'll have to find out for myself if the rumors are true...
15/60 Which means... I'll have to spend some time getting to know you better!
(A) I'm not opposed to this. I like getting to know pretty girls.
(B) Good luck. I'm a very mysterious individual.
16/60 Y-you think I'm pretty? Really? Aaahhh no way!!! I don't need luck - I have red pandas on my side!
17/60 Wait, ignore that last message. Pretend I just said "thank you" and carried on unphased. I'm not sure how they're going to help exactly, but...
18/60 That'll make me seem more confident and cool. I'm sure they will! Somehow
19/60 Anyway, uhh... Seen any good movies lately?
20/60 What kind of foods do you like to eat?
(A) Is this you trying to get to know me on a deeper level?
(B) Sounds like you're about to segue into asking me on a date.
21/60 You're right, those questions are way to generic. I should be asking you, like... What makes you say...? Oh!
22/60 If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I get it - dinner and a movie. I didn't mean it that way though, I promise!
23/60 Or... What's your biggest regret in life? Have you ever had your heart broken? Unless... Did you want me to mean it that way?
24/60 Oh gosh, no, that was way too forward of me.
25/60 I'm getting so flustered here. What the heck.
26/60 Can I start over?
(A) Sure! I reset things all the time!
(B) I bet you're cute when you're flustered.
27/60 Oh, good! So you know what it's like. Noooo >.<
28/60 I've definitely had my share of embarrassing moments. Like, this one time, I was cleaning the red panda enclosure, and I totally fell asleep in there. I break out in a cold sweat, and my face turns tomato red!
29/60 Which wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that I snore. Loudly. And there was a "panda livestream" happening. Which REALLY clashes with the hair. I'm sure you can imagine.
30/60 Oh, wow, why did I tell you that? If you think flustered Amelia is cute, then you've got weird taste.
31/60 I definitely wish I was making a better impression right now.
32/60 Okay, starting over in 3...
33/60 2...
34/60 1...
35/60 Hey!
36/60 Do you wanna see a picture of me hanging out with some cute little pandas?
37/60 (This tactic worked pretty well the last time we talked, so it's gotta work again, right?)
38/60 (Also, pandas make everything better. Hehe.)
(A) Absolutly! I wanna see!
(B) Yes! Any and all akwardness has now been forgiven.
39/60 Great! Yippee!
40/60 Hang on while I set up my tripod.
41/60 Oh, I also need to get the pandas situated.
42/60 Hopefully they're in the mood to "say cheese" today! :D
Pause 24 hours pause
43/60 >.<
44/60 I'm sorry.
45/60 This is taking way longer than I'd hoped.
(A) Everything okay?
(B) I'm sure it'll be worth the wait.
46/60 Oh yes! It's just, well... Haha... Well...
47/60 You might not be getting the exact picture you were promised.
48/60 Hang in there... I'll explain.
49/60 So... I was planning to pose in front of the Sad Panda/Happy Panda balloon arch with a panda on each of my shoulders...
50/60 Things were going so well at first! The pandas were behaving, everything was in place, I'd set the time delay on my camera...
(A) So what went wrong?
(B) Oh no, did the pandas refuse to smile?
51/60 Urgh. This is embarassing. Oh, they were smiling all right. Maybe a little too much.
52/60 Baka decided it would be a good time to play a prank on me.
(A) What a troublemaker!
(B) What kind of prank?
53/60 Yep. >.<
54/60 He burrowed right into my uniform and snatched my bra.
55/60 Again.
56/60 This is exactly why I stopped wearing bras to work! I thought maybe it was safe to try again, but nope. Baka is as determined as ever to #FreeTheNipple.
57/60 And, of course, it happened pretty mich right as the time delay on my camera finished.
58/60 Sooo yeah.
59/60 This is how the picture ended up.
60/60 [NSFW photo]
Pause 5 minutes pause
1/∞ Sorry, I know it's probably disappointing :(
(A) Disappointing!? I get to see your boobs! I love it!
(B) Not at all. In fact, remind me to write that panda a thank you note.
2/∞ Oh yeah! Hehe! I guess I should have known you'd like that. Heehee! I don't think he knows how to read, but okay!
3/∞ Well, I can say this picture DEFINITELY won't be going in our annual charity calendar.
4/∞ And gosh, I'm way too tired and out of breath now to try and take another one.
5/∞ I don't even know how long I spent chasing after that adorable little mischiefmaker!
(A) Hey, at least you got your cardio in for the day.
(B) Take a break! Your boss let's you take breaks, right?
6/∞ That's a good way of looking at it! Oh, of course! Yes, yes for sure. That's a good idea.
7/∞ Although I can think of a few other cardio-intensive activities that would be way funner. I should pop to the store and grab a new bra hahaha.
8/∞ Like... Sexytimes? Or maybe I'll just sit in the changing room and play with my bewbies for a while. That'd be fun.
9/∞ Eep! That was simultaneously too forward and also really dumb sounding!
(A) I like when you're forward. Be more forward.
(B) No way, that sounds amazing and I support it wholeheartedly.
10/∞ Okay! I'll, um, keep that in mind I guess. Oh, nice! You're being forward now too!
11/∞ And you'll for sure be hearing from me. Okay, I'm gonna show myself out, but I'll be back super soon.
12/∞ Remember, I've got to get to know you on a deeper level.
13/∞ So I can find out whether ot not that rumor I heard I true!
14/∞ Heehee! Okay, bye for now!
15/∞ See you later, alligator!
16/∞ In a while, crocodile!
17/∞ Ect. Ect. You get the idea.
18/∞ <3

Third Conversation[]

Amelia gets to finally take care of the baby pandas!

SFW version[]

Progress SFW chat
1/44 Attention everyone!!!
2/44 Animal Pal Stevie is on vacation this week.
3/44 I'll be taking over for him which means...
4/44 I GET TO TAKE CARE OF THE PANDA BABIES!!!!
5/44 (For those of you who don't know, Stevie usually looks after the red panda musery. But now It's ME! ALL ME, BABY!
6/44 As you can tell, I'm VERY excited!!!
7/44 EEEEEE!!!!
(A) I take it this is a mass text?
(B) Congradulations Amelia!!!
8/44 YES! THANK YOU!
9/44 I sent this to my entire contact list, including the Chinese takeout resturant down the street and my dentist's receptionist. I'm usually assigned to gen pop (that means general population) where the pandas have at least reached adolescence.
10/44 I'm just that excited about newborn pandas!!! But now I get to hang out with the itty bitty newborn pandas!!!
11/44 They have the teensy-weensiest little paws and the most adorable, boopable noses and I looovvee theeemmm.
12/44 Hold on, I'm crying.
Pause 15 minutes pause
13/44 Phew! Okay.
14/44 I have managed to get a hold of myself.
(A) Same. Except I was crying over how adorable YOU are.
(B) If you need help with that, I could always hold you.
15/44 ... Oh! Heehee!
16/44 D'aaawwwwww. That was super smooth :P
17/44 You're ridiculous and so incredibly sweet.
(A) I try :)
(B) I know ;)
18/44 Flirtation skills - enhance! And humble to boot! XD
19/44 All right, I'm heading into the nursery now, so if I don't respond...
20/44 It's because I've died from a cutness overload.
(A) Understandable, have a nice day.
(B) Please don't die, we haven't gone out on a date yet :(
21/44 Heehee. I'm certain I will. Oh!
Pause 5 minutes pause
22/44 Goodness gracious! Sorry, sorry!! Eee, I'm definitely blushing from how cute and smooth that was, I'm just also super distracted right now!
23/44 This is a lot more... Complicated than I expected!
Pause 10 minutes pause
24/44 Oof, I wish I had an extra pair of hands.
(A) I have hands... And I'd happyily let you use them however you like ;)
(B) Stevie made it look easy, huh?
25/44 It's so nice of you to offer! And... I'm sure you have VERY nice hands... I may be developing a new appreciation for his skills, yes.
26/44 Err, I'm gonna stop myself. I need to focus. (Seriously,how does he always look so relaxed!?)
27/44 I'm suppose to be bottle feeding these guys right now.
28/44 But Orzo keeps climbing out of the playpen, Bow-Tie is upset because he has the hiccups, and Noodle won't stop trying to burrow into my shirt.
(A) I like Noodle. I approve of Noodle's M.O.
(B) That sounds chaotic and adorable.
29/44 I mean, as precious as Noodle is, I'd definitely prefer if it were you trying to burrow into my shirt... This is an accurate description.
30/44 Darn, my thoughts are definitely drifting now. Bad brain. Heh, I wish you were here to see it. It's like watching one of those old slapstick comedies.
31/44 Side note, you're the only person still replying to me after that mass text I sent.
32/44 So thank you.
33/44 You're officially my new favorite person :D
Pause 1 day pause
34/44 Okay, I think I've got everyone situated. Things seem to be calming down.
35/44 It's bottle time!
(A) Do I get a behind-the-scenes?
(B) That's great! I knew you could handle the situation :)
36/44 Heck yeah! I'll send you a pic!
37/44 Pictures of pandas doing cute things is like the #1 perk of knowing me.
(A) Debatable. Pandas are great, but I'm also a huge fan of your personality. And your face.
(B) Yeah, it's really the only thing I'm interested in. Other than everything else about you.
38/44 And... Maybe some other parts of me too? ;) Oh wow, seriously? EVERYTHING?
39/44 Hehe! Not to sound ungrateful or anything. You're either lying or your standards are kinda low XD
40/44 I'm glad you like my personality! And my face! Urgh, I need to stop being so hard on myself. Let me come at this from a different angle.
41/44 It's the foundation of a healthy relationship, probably. I might be a dork, but lots of people like dorks! Dorky is the new smexy.
42/44 Anyway... Heeheehee!
43/44 Check this out!
44/44 [Amelia photo 5]
1/∞ Noodle is determined!
(A) I don't blame him. You look like a whole seven course meal.
(B) So funny and SO cute. That pink bra looks really pretty on you.
2/∞ Hehe! If you like me now, you should see me when I get all cleaned up! Thanks! So far, no pandas have ripped this one off.
3/∞ Like for a date or something, y'know? FYI I'm exaggeratedly winking. Teehee. Maybe they think it looks pretty on me too?
4/∞ OMG... Hold on...
5/∞ WHERE'S ORZO!?
(A) I was wondering why there were only two pandas in that picture...
(B) Uh oh... Do we have a red panda cub on the loose?
6/∞ !!! Just... HOLD ON!!!
Pause 45 minutes pause
7/∞ Okay.
8/∞ We found him.
9/∞ He'd totally escaped the pen and was playing with the soap dispenser - the big one on the car wash side of the sanctuary.
10/∞ Whoooo boy.
11/∞ One of my coworkers noticed an... Excessive... Amount of foam in one of the bays.
12/∞ Basically wall to wall froth.
13/∞ Orzo came out with a little bubble beard and everything.
(A) At least he's clean now?
(B) Mischief managed.
14/∞ Haha! Yeah, silver linings! These babies are more mischievious than Baka and Pip combined!
15/∞ Animal Pal Stevie deserves a raise, that's for sure.
16/∞ And you! You've been awesome.
17/∞ Just knowing you were waiting made the whole day feel less stressful.
18/∞ But... One of these days, we'll have to talk when I'm not busy at work. So I can really give you my undivided attention.
(A) I do love attention.
(B) Nothing would make me happier than more time spent with you.
19/∞ Haha. Aww.
20/∞ Hey, I'm beat. Do you mind if I say bye for now?
21/∞ I'll definitly message you again really soon.
22/∞ But for now... I'm gonna nap while the panda babies are napping.
23/∞ (Don't tell my boss).
24/∞ Mwa!

NSFW version[]

Progress Moist and Uncensored chat
1/44 Attention everyone!!!
2/44 Animal Pal Stevie is on vacation this week.
3/44 I'll be taking over for him which means...
4/44 I GET TO TAKE CARE OF THE PANDA BABIES!!!!
5/44 (For those of you who don't know, Stevie usually looks after the red panda musery. But now It's ME! ALL ME, BABY!
6/44 As you can tell, I'm VERY excited!!!
7/44 EEEEEE!!!!
(A) I take it this is a mass text?
(B) Congradulations Amelia!!!
8/44 YES! THANK YOU!
9/44 I sent this to my entire contact list, including the Chinese takeout resturant down the street and my dentist's receptionist. I'm usually assigned to gen pop (that means general population) where the pandas have at least reached adolescence.
10/44 I'm just that excited about newborn pandas!!! But now I get to hang out with the itty bitty newborn pandas!!!
11/44 They have the teensy-weensiest little paws and the most adorable, boopable noses and I looovvee theeemmm.
12/44 Hold on, I'm crying.
Pause 15 minutes pause
13/44 Phew! Okay.
14/44 I have managed to get a hold of myself.
(A) Same. Except I was crying over how adorable YOU are.
(B) If you need help with that, I could always hold you.
15/44 ... Oh! Heehee!
16/44 D'aaawwwwww. That was super smooth :P
17/44 You're ridiculous and so incredibly sweet. Like, so sweet I want to LICK YOU. All over your body. Mmm.
(A) Marshmallow's just a nickname, I'm not actually made of... Ah, nevermind! Lick away, sexy lady!
(B) Damn girl. Now I'm imagining your tongue.
18/44 Mlem! My tongue is imagining you, too!
19/44 All right, I'm heading into the nursery now, so if I don't respond...
20/44 It's because I've died from a cuteness overload.
(A) Understandable, have a nice day.
(B) Please don't die, we haven't gone out on a date yet :(
21/44 Heehee. I'm certain I will. Oh!
Pause 5 minutes pause
22/44 Goodness gracious! Sorry, sorry!! Eee, I'm definitely blushing from how cute and smooth that was, I'm just also super distracted right now!
23/44 This is a lot more... Complicated than I expected!
Pause 10 minutes pause
24/44 Oof, I wish I had an extra pair of hands.
(A) I have hands. I even have fingers. They're pretty good at pleasing women.
(B) An extra pair of hands is always fun. Or two extra pairs. Or three extra pairs...
25/44 Ohhh you are SUCH a bad influence. I mean that in the most positive way. Haha! Hmm, I've never done the group thing before. You'll have to tell me more...
26/44 I love the way you flirt with me... But argh! I need to focus! Ahh but I shouldn't be thinking about that stuff while I'm at work!
27/44 I'm suppose to be bottle feeding these guys right now.
28/44 But Orzo keeps climbing out of the playpen, Bow-Tie is upset because he has the hiccups, and Noodle won't stop trying to burrow into my shirt.
(A) I don't blame him. I'd want to burrow into your shirt too.
(B) That sounds chaotic, adorable, and kind of hawt.
29/44 Heh! If that were the case, I'd actually be into it ;) XD I feel like I'm starting to see a pattern... Of you being SUPER into the idea of my tatas being exposed!
30/44 Oookay, now my thoughts are definitely drifting into sexy, not-safe-for-work territories. Bad, naughty brain. Psst... I'm into it too. Heeheehee.
31/44 Side note, you're the only person still replying to me after that mass text I sent.
32/44 So thank you.
33/44 You're officially my new favorite person :D
Pause 1 day pause
34/44 Okay, I think I got everyone situated. Things seem to be calming down.
35/44 It's bottle time!
(A) Do I get a behind-the-scenes?
(B) That's great! I knew you could handle the situation :)
36/44 Heck yeah! I'll send you a pic!
37/44 Pictures of pandas doing cute things is like the #1 perk of knowing me.
(A) Debatable. Pandas are great, but I'm also a huge fan of your breasts.
(B) Yeah, it's really the only thing I'm interested in. Other than going home with you after a hot date.
38/44 Oooh yes, I got that. Hehe! Your place or mine? ;)
39/44 I guess you've seen those enough times now to have... Formed a bond, I guess? Mine's a shoebox, so it might be a tight squeeze. And the dishwasher leaks, so things might be a bit wet.
40/44 Side note... Why does my job involve so much partial nudity? Tight and wet... Maybe you're into that, huh?
41/44 Things that make you go "hmmm". XD I can't believe I just said that!
42/44 Anyway... Heeheehee!
43/44 Check this out!
44/44 [NSFW Photo]
1/∞ Noodle is determined!
(A) I don't blame him. I'd wanna suck on that too.
(B) So funny and SO hawt. I need to visit the zoo more often.
2/∞ OH my GOSH I'm blushing so hard!!! Hey! It's a sanctuary, not a zoo :P
3/∞ I need to stop texting you while I'm at work, you turn me on too much. But it would totally make my day if you came to visit. And I'd want to "make your day" in return, if you know what I mean...
4/∞ OMG... Hold on...
5/∞ WHERE'S ORZO!?
(A) I was wondering why there were only two pandas in that picture...
(B) Uh oh... Do we have a red panda cub on the loose?
6/∞ !!! Just... HOLD ON!!!
Pause 45 minutes pause
7/∞ Okay.
8/∞ We found him.
9/∞ He'd totally escaped the pen and was playing with the soap dispenser - the big one on the car wash side of the sanctuary.
10/∞ Whoooo boy.
11/∞ One of my coworkers noticed an... Excessive... Amount of foam in one of the bays.
12/∞ Basically wall to wall froth.
13/∞ Orzo came out with a little bubble beard and everything.
(A) At least he's clean now. Unlike you, with you dirty text messages and picture ;)
(B) Mischief managed. Now it's your turn ;D
14/∞ Heehee! What can I say? Ha! Being up to no good is what distracted me from the pandas in the first place! :P
15/∞ You just make me wanna do all kinds of naughty things.
16/∞ I've never felt this way about anyone before... Which I'm sure you hear all the time.
17/∞ But still, it's true. There must be something super special about you.
18/∞ Anyway... I wouldn't mind having a chat with you sometime when I'm NOT super busy at work - so I can really give into these "animalistic" urges ;)
(A) Reach out anytime. I'm always down for a sext.
(B) Yes! Give in to all the urges!
19/∞ Good to know :D I knew you'd be on board! :D
20/∞ Hey, I'm beat. Do you mind if I say bye for now?
21/∞ I'll definitly message you again really soon.
22/∞ But for now... I'm gonna nap while the panda babies are napping.
23/∞ (Don't tell my boss).
24/∞ Mwa!

Fourth Conversation[]

Amelia's boss ordered her a new "outfit" to wear during special events

SFW version[]

Progress SFW chat
1/39 Help a girl navigate a social situation?
2/39 Wait... Is it technically a social situation if it involves work?
3/39 Okay, I'm gonna rephrase the question.
4/39 Help a girl navigate a work-related interpersonal situation?
(A) What makes you think I'm any good at those?
(B) Hit me! I'm GREAT at this stuff, on account of how many jobs I have!
5/39 Ha! Well, I need to ask somebody! And you know SO many people. You're like a socialite!
6/39 And you're like the one person who always responds to my messages right away. Which makes me feel confident that I am asking the right person.
7/39 Okay!
8/39 Basically my boss ordered me this new "outfit" to wear during special events.
9/39 It arrived today, and I just opened it, and...
10/39 I thiiiiiink maybe she ordered the wrong thing?
11/39 Or... The wrong size?
12/39 All I know is this does NOT look how I expected.
13/39 But I don't know if it was intentional or not. And I'm too afraid to ask!
(A) Hmm, that is a bit of a pickle.
(B) Are you sure you're not overthinking this? How bad can it be?
14/39 Right!? Well...
15/39 See, I thought I was supposed to look like a fluffy red panda.
16/39 Like a mascot character!
17/39 But this baby is SKIN tight.
18/39 I'm talking every curve on display.
19/39 It's like something you'd find in an... "Adult" store.
(A) Maybe she didn't realize what website she was on. That can happen when your tech savvy stat is low.
(B) Maybe it's a sales tactic? I'd buy almost anything from a girl dressed like that.
20/39 That's very possible. I don't think she cares much for computers... Or any hobbies, really. Well, as an Animal Pal, "sales" isn't part of my job :P
21/39 She's a bit of a workaholic now that I think about it. I just take care of the pandas. And occasionally stand on the side of the road directing traffic towards the car wash.
22/39 The lady just needs a vacation! :( Huh... Now that I think about it, maybe the outfit IS a sales tactic :P
23/39 So... What do you think?
24/39 Should I say something, or suck it up and wear the suit?
(A) I think I'm gonna need to see it in order to properly answer that.
(B) I flipped a coin. It landed on heads.
25/39 Okay, sure! Wait... What's that mean? XD
26/39 I trust you. Okay, how about this.
27/39 I'm gonna go find a nice secluded area so I can take a picture.
28/39 I'll send it to you, and that should help you form an opinion!
(A) YUSSSS! Let's DO this!
(B) I will wait impatiently!
29/39 Haha! Love that enthusiasm. Hey! Patience is a virtue :P
30/39 Just gimme twwwoooo seconds...
(A) C'moonn, I need a cute red panda girl in my life!
(B) Two seconds on the clock!
31/39 Gosh, I didn't realize you'd be so excited about this! Wait, no! That's just a figure of speech!
32/39 Hahaha!
Pause 2 days pause
33/39 Omg...
34/39 I look like that one plumber guy in his racoon suit!
(A) Hawt.
(B) Haha! I've gotta see this.
35/39 LOL! If that's what you're into, maybe I should stick on a fake mustache? I should make you come down here and look with your own eyeballs!
36/39 Alas, we don't have a lot of those laying around the sanctuary. Except then I'd have to spend even more time in this getup.
37/39 This'll still be good though. I promise. So okay, behold :P
38/39 Incoming hilarious (and slightly cheeky) pic!
39/39 [SFW photo]
1/∞ Look at that tail! I promise you it's not nearly as soft as you think XD
2/∞ Feels like it's made of the cheapest material on the planet.
(A) Yeah, online shopping can really be hit-or-miss.
(B) The costume may be cheap, but you look INCREDIBLE. Awooga!
3/∞ Heehee! Really? Eee I'm blushing! Yes! One time I tried to order a rug for my living room.
4/∞ It really makes me happy when you tell me you think I'm pretty, or attractive, or whatever other word... And then when it arrived, it was... About the size of a business card.
5/∞ Wait, are we veering off-topic?
6/∞ I feel like we're veering off topic.
7/∞ Which may be a reflection of my inability to confront awkward situations.
(A) I've got it. Just throw the suit into the alligator tank! Zero confrontation required.
(B) If you're uncomfortable, then you've got to stand up for yourself. I believe in you.
8/∞ Aww, you really are the nicest, most supportive person ever. Lawl! Now there's an idea.
9/∞ I hope Baka doesn't steal you away like he stole my nicest and most supportive bra! Imagine a gator wearing this? Hahaha!
10/∞ Anyway, you are right. You're right, though.
11/∞ There's no way I can wear this in front of guests and/or customers.
12/∞ I'll just tell my boss the truth.
13/∞ She's an awesome person - I don't know why I let myself overthink this so much.
14/∞ I guarantee you we're gonna laugh about it, and then...
15/∞ Maybe she'll order me a cute kigurumi onesie instead!
16/∞ Then I'd be comfy aaaall day long. So comfy I'd probably fall asleep in the pana enclosure again.
17/∞ But... No one would notice this time, because I'd look like a panda! Omg I'm a genius!
(A) Never change, Amelia.
(B) I wish I could wear a kigurumi to work...
18/∞ The only thing I intent on changing is my outfit! Now I'm picturing you as a fancy lawyer wearing a kigurumi in a court of law. Hehehe.
19/∞ Or an astronaut wearing a kigurumi spacesuit! How cool would that be!? Maybe my hair sometimes, depending on the occasion. Nothing fancy. A bunch or a ponytail... I don't know, I'm suddenly overwhelmed with indecision.
20/∞ You should really tell me more about your jobs/yourself at some point, because I'm totally guessing and making things up here. But that's not important right now!
21/∞ I think the panda suit is just slightly restricting bloodflow to my brain, so I'm starting to be a little more dork-a-licious than usual.
22/∞ I'm gonna stop before I embarrass myself.
23/∞ Um... Thanks for the advice today!
24/∞ And the flirting.
25/∞ I enjoyed it.
(A) Not as much as I did.
(B) I'll be staring at your picture for the foreseeable future.
26/∞ Cool! Wanna bet?
27/∞ I like it! I like you! I don't know how we'd measure that, but I'm sure if we put our heads together we could figure something out :P}
28/∞ You're literally the best!
29/∞ Sorry I have to go back to work.
30/∞ I'll be thinking about you lots!
31/∞ Mwah, mwah, mwah mwah MWAH!
32/∞ (That's me sending you TONS of smooches).
33/∞ Okie byeeee!

NSFW version[]

Progress Moist and Uncensored chat
1/39 Help a girl navigate a social situation?
2/39 Wait... Is it technically a social situation if it involves work?
3/39 Okay, I'm gonna rephrase the question.
4/39 Help a girl navigate a work-related interpersonal situation?
(A) What makes you think I'm any good at those?
(B) Hit me! I'm GREAT at this stuff, on account of how many jobs I have!
5/39 Ha! Well, I need to ask somebody! And you know SO many people. You're like a socialite!
6/39 And you're like the one person who always responds to my messages right away. Which makes me feel confident that I am asking the right person.
7/39 Okay!
8/39 Basically my boss ordered me this new "outfit" to wear during special events.
9/39 It arrived today, and I just opened it, and...
10/39 I thiiiiiink maybe she ordered the wrong thing?
11/39 Or... The wrong size?
12/39 All I know is this does NOT look how I expected.
13/39 But I don't know if it was intentional or not. And I'm too afraid to ask!
(A) Hmm, that is a bit of a pickle.
(B) Are you sure you're not overthinking this? How bad can it be?
14/39 Right!? Well...
15/39 See, I thought I was supposed to look like a fluffy red panda.
16/39 Like a mascot character!
17/39 But this baby is SKIN tight.
18/39 I'm talking pointy nipples and camel toe.
19/39 It's like something you'd find in a straight-up sex shop!
(A) That doesn't sound appropriate for work. Luckily, this conversation isn't part of your job.
(B) What was the question again? My train of thought derailed at "nipples and camel toe."
20/39 Haha! What, you want me to... Describe it further? Oops! Yeah, I get that.
21/39 Well, it's very tight. Very slick. Very smooth. Sorry for being so... Blunt. It's hard not to be when you're basically naked ;D
22/39 It's... Inspiring some feelings. But I don't know if that's just me being a horndog. Naked yet covered. It's such a weird feeling. Like wearing body paint instead of clothes.
23/39 So... I don't know!
24/39 Should I say something, or suck it up and wear the suit?
(A) I think I'm gonna need to see it in order to properly answer that.
(B) I flipped a coin. It landed on heads.
25/39 Okay, sure! Wait... What's that mean? XD
26/39 I trust you. Okay, how about this.
27/39 I'm gonna go find a nice secluded area so I can take a picture.
28/39 I'll send it to you, and that should help you form an opinion!
(A) YUSSSS! Let's DO this!
(B) I will wait impatiently!
29/39 Haha! Love that enthusiasm. Hey! Patience is a virtue :P
30/39 Just gimme twwwoooo seconds...
(A) C'moonn, I need a cute red panda girl in my life!
(B) Two seconds on the clock!
31/39 Gosh, I didn't realize you'd be so excited about this! Wait, no! That's just a figure of speech!
32/39 Hahaha!
33/39 You know, I've never done the latex suit thing before.
34/39 Maybe I'm kinda into it?
(A) Amelia has a naughty side. Me likey.
(B) Follow that feeling. Nurture it. Let it develop into full-fledged kinky goodness.
35/39 Eeee! I feel like doing BAD things! Hmm, okay. So you're saying I should follow my instincts, essentially?
36/39 I wanna crack a whip! WA-POW! Because my instincts are telling me to bend over...
37/39 I wanna talk dirty! To rub my hands across my latex-covered thighs and butt...
38/39 And show off for you ;)
39/39 [NSFW photo]
1/∞ I tried to do a sexy face for the camera XD
2/∞ Did it work?
(A) Suddenly I want you to step on me.
(B) Yes... Yes it did.
3/∞ Ooo! Heehee! Oh, good! I've been practicing my "bedroom eyes" in the mirror every night for the past week.
4/∞ I mean, that could be arranged ;) Next step... I need to try them out on you in person ;)
5/∞ Hehe... I wasn't quite sure how you would react to that pic, so I'm glad you like it.
6/∞ I guess when every other picture I've sent you has involved a wardrobe malfunction of some kind...
7/∞ This one probably hits a little different ;)
(A) I'm seeing a whole new side of you. And I'm VERY excited about it.
(B) I want to be tied to that chainlink fence while you have your way with me.
8/∞ You make a good point. You always see me at work. Right out in the open!? That's...
9/∞ I'm liking the idea of having a more... "Intimate" relationship ;) Weirdly super hawt! Oh, wow, now I have something new to fantasize about...
10/∞ Also, I suppose I have my answer. Well, the solution to my dilemma seems clear anyway.
11/∞ There's no way I can wear this in front of guests and/or customers.
12/∞ I'll just tell my boss the truth.
13/∞ She's an awesome person - I don't know why I let myself overthink this so much.
14/∞ I guarantee you we're gonna laugh about it, and then...
15/∞ Maybe she'll order me a cute kigurumi onesie instead!
16/∞ Although I do intend to take the latex suit home for... You know.
17/∞ For personal use.
(A) Heck yes. I love personal use.
(B) One question. Can I watch?
18/∞ I hope you know I'll be thinking about you. Oh, I was hoping you would participate ;)
19/∞ Thinking about your eyes roaming all over every latex-covered curve... You've inspired so many "loving feelings" in me, that it would be like a dream come true...
20/∞ Seeing everything and nothing, wanting more... Having your hands touching me, instead of just my own...
21/∞ Your body pressed up against me...
22/∞ Oooh, I gotta stop before I accidentally spend the rest of my shift "lost in the moment."
23/∞ Um... Thanks for the advice today!
24/∞ And the flirting.
25/∞ I enjoyed it.
(A) Not as much as I did.
(B) I'll be staring at your picture for the foreseeable future.
26/∞ Wanna bet? Cool!
27/∞ I don't know how we'd measure that, but I'm sure if we put our heads together we could figure something out :P I like it! I like you!
28/∞ You're literally the best!
29/∞ Sorry I have to go back to work.
30/∞ I'll be thinking about you lots!
31/∞ Mwah, mwah, mwah mwah MWAH!
32/∞ (That's me sending you TONS of smooches).
33/∞ Okie byeeee!

Fifth Conversation[]

This conversation is from when Amelia was added as a new date-able character.

SFW Version[]

Progress SFW chat
1/∞ Heya!
2/∞ It's me again, your favorite Animal Pal!
3/∞ At least I hope I'm your favorite.
4/∞ I guess that was actually pretty presumptuous of me.
5/∞ Oh gosh, that's embarrassing.
6/∞ Um... This number is no longer in service!
7/∞ Sorry!
(A) Amelia, it's okay. You are definitely my favorite Animal Pal.
(B) No longer in service? Nooo! I wanted to chat with Amelia!
8/∞ (Add) Oh! Oh no!
9/∞ (Add) I was just kidding!
10/∞ (Add) I'm here! it's me, Amelia!
11/∞ Actually, I'm really glad we got that sorted, because there's a really good reason I'm reaching out to you today.
12/∞ We're doing another charity drive at the sanctuary!
(A) And since I'm such a good, wonderful, intelligent, thoughtful person...
(B) Those pandas still need more help? Dang, they're needy.
13/∞ (Add) Yep! last I checked, they're still endangered!
14/∞ (Add) Us conservationists gotta keep hustlin'.
15/∞ (Add) Every DAY I'm hustlin'!
16/∞ Anyway.
17/∞ I thought maybe you might possibly be willing to help out again?
18/∞ Keep in mind, contributors are actually getting something out of it this time!
19/∞ And that thing is... A clean car!
(A) You're giving away cars?
(B) Just one? Do I have to share it with everyone else who donates?
20/∞ Oh! No! I'm sorry >.< (Add)
21/∞ Maybe I need to work on my phrasing.
22/∞ You have to bring your OWN car, and then we clean it for you.
23/∞ It's a car wash!
(A) Car wash? I think I've heard of that before!
(B) Isn't that just...your regular business model? "Animal Sanctuary AND Car Wash"?
24/∞ (Add)NSFW text=Well... This is different!
25/∞ (Add) Normally the car wash part is automated.
26/∞ But for this charity event, it'll be me in a bathing suit doing the washing!
27/∞ As well as some other cute girls!
28/∞ We have at least one volunteer who signed up, and she's REALLY pretty.
29/∞ She has bright red hair, so again, I might be biased...
30/∞ But anyway!
31/∞ Are you tempted? :3
(A) Cute babes in bathing suits? I wouldn't miss this for the world!
(B) Hmm. Okay, I'll come - but only for the pandas!
32/∞ Yay!
33/∞ I hope your car is nice and dirty so we can charge you extra!
34/∞ ;P
(A) I'll have my assistant take it off-roading before I come by.
(B) Do you only do cars? What about helicopters?
35/∞ (Add) I mean, if a helicopter shows up, who am I to turn it away?
36/∞ Eee, I hope it'll be a busy day so we can make lots of money for the pandas.
37/∞ But I also hope I'm not SO busy that I miss out on seeing you!
38/∞ Will you make sure you come to my station when you arrive?
(A) I was thinking I'd volunteer my time, actually. Wash some cars myself.
(B) What if, instead, I spent the day beside you, bucket and sponge in hand?
39/∞ Wait... You're volunteering to help wash cars?
40/∞ That's amazing!!!
41/∞ That means we can finally meet in person and hear each other's voices and look at each other and stuff!
42/∞ Oh, um, also - thank you! For contributing your time and energy to washing cars for the preservation of pandas!
(A) Anything for Pip.
(B) Anything for you, cutie.
43/∞ Right? (Add)
44/∞ Not to be overdramatic, but I'd literally die for Pip. (Add)
45/∞ Okay, well, I have a ton more outreach to do, so I probably shouldn't keep chatting endlessly with you.
46/∞ As much as I'd love to!
(A) It's all good. We'll see each other soon!
(B) Go get that money, girl! For the pandas!
47/∞ Eee! I'm so nervous!
48/∞ Okay, bye!
49/∞ See you soon!
50/∞ Thank you!
51/∞ <3<3<3

NSFW version[]

Progress Moist and Uncensored chat
1/∞ Heya!
2/∞ It's me again, your favorite Animal Pal!
3/∞ At least I hope I'm your favorite.
4/∞ I guess that was actually pretty presumptuous of me.
5/∞ Oh gosh, that's embarrassing.
6/∞ Um... This number is no longer in service!
7/∞ Sorry!
(A) Amelia, it's okay. You are definitely my favorite Animal Pal.
(B) No longer in service? Nooo! I wanted to chat with Amelia!
8/∞ Eee! Oh! Oh no!
9/∞ Yay! I was just kidding!
10/∞ I take back what I said about the number being out of service, then! I'm here! it's me, Amelia!
11/∞ Actually, I'm really glad we got that sorted, because there's a really good reason I'm reaching out to you today.
12/∞ We're doing another charity drive at the sanctuary!
(A) And since I'm such a good, wonderful, intelligent, thoughtful person...
(B) Those pandas still need more help? Dang, they're needy.
13/∞ I thought you might like to contribute again! Exactly! Yep! last I checked, they're still endangered!
14/∞ Us conservationists gotta keep hustlin'.
15/∞ Every DAY I'm hustlin'!
16/∞ Anyway.
17/∞ I thought maybe you might possibly be willing to help out again?
18/∞ Keep in mind, contributors are actually getting something out of it this time!
19/∞ And that thing is... A clean car!
(A) You're giving away cars?
(B) Just one? Do I have to share it with everyone else who donates?
20/∞ Oh! No! I'm sorry >.< Ahaha! No, silly!
21/∞ Maybe I need to work on my phrasing.
22/∞ You have to bring your OWN car, and then we clean it for you.
23/∞ It's a car wash!
(A) Car wash? I think I've heard of that before!
(B) Isn't that just...your regular business model? "Animal Sanctuary AND Car Wash"?
24/∞ Yeah! Well... This is different!
25/∞ And if it helps, I'll be there in my bathing suit. Normally the car wash part is automated.
26/∞ Wink wink, nudge nudge. But for this charity event, it'll be me in a bathing suit doing the washing!
27/∞ As well as some other cute girls!
28/∞ We have at least one volunteer who signed up, and she's REALLY pretty.
29/∞ She has bright red hair, so again, I might be biased...
30/∞ But anyway!
31/∞ Are you tempted? :3
(A) Cute babes in bathing suits? I wouldn't miss this for the world!
(B) Hmm. Okay, I'll come - but only for the pandas!
32/∞ I thought that would convince you! Teehee! ?
33/∞ I hope your car is nice and dirty so we can charge you extra!
34/∞ ;P
(A) I'll have my assistant take it off-roading before I come by.
(B) Do you only do cars? What about helicopters?
35/∞ Wow! That's commitment! I mean, if a helicopter shows up, who am I to turn it away?
36/∞ Eee, I hope it'll be a busy day so we can make lots of money for the pandas.
37/∞ But I also hope I'm not SO busy that I miss out on seeing you!
38/∞ Will you make sure you come to my station when you arrive?
(A) I'll be the first one to arrive, and I won't leave until you're satisfied.
(B) What if, instead, I spent the day beside you, bucket and sponge in hand?
39/∞ Hey, that rhymed! Also it was kind of hot, if you think about it. Wait... You mean you want to help wash cars? In a skimpy bathing suit!?
40/∞ You're like a saucy poet. Oh no! I'm gonna be so distracted!
41/∞ Oh my goodness, if you're going to spend the day at the car wash with me, that means we'll finally get to ogle each other in person!
42/∞ And also talk and stuff! I'm so nervous. I can't wait!
(A) I'm nervous too. Do you think Pip's going to like me?
(B) I also cannot wait to ogle you and talk and stuff.
43/∞ He absolutely will, I promise! But if he didn't, fair warning - I'd probably never speak to you again. Eee!
44/∞ Not to be overdramatic, but I'd literally die for Pip. You're such a flirt! How do you do that?
45/∞ Okay, well, I have a ton more outreach to do, so I probably shouldn't keep chatting endlessly with you.
46/∞ As much as I'd love to!
(A) It's all good. We'll see each other soon!
(B) Go get that money, girl! For the pandas!
47/∞ Eee! I'm so nervous! Yes! I will!
48/∞ Okay, bye!
49/∞ See you soon!
50/∞ Thank you!
51/∞ <3<3<3

Dialogue List[]

First Meeting[]

  1. It's a bright, sunny day, and you're helping your local Animal Sanctuary and Car Wash raise funds for red panda conservation. Go you!
  2. You decide to make a fresh bucket of soapy water when suddenly...
  3. Fundraiser - CRUSHED! Under the weight of way too many bubbles!

Adversary[]

  • Step away from the soap dispenser!

Sorry[]

  • If we hurry, there's still time to make a clean getaway! Heehee! I'd lather not get caught! Okay, seriously though, we should throw in the towel and mop this up.
  • You didn't use the soap with all the X's on the bottle, did you? Because that would explain a lot. Not everything, but a LOT.
  • Umm, did you happen to see our volunteer? I think she might have been swept away by the tidal way of bubbles. Oh boy. Well, she looked like a strong swimmer, so I'm sure it's fine!
  • Huh. We made a mess, but it's a squeaky-clean mess. Is this one of those paradox thingies?

Poke[]

  • Ooh! Haha! Whoops-a-daisy! The bubbles sure make things slippery, huh?

Gift[]

  • Oh! Um... My hands are a little full right now. You know, mopping up all these bubbles.

Upgrade to Nuisance[]

  1. It's a shame we had to cut the fundraiser short due to extreme soapy conditions. I was hoping to raise more money for the pandas...
  2. Maybe our bubble-disaster will end up on the evening news? Then loads more people will hear about our cause, and donations will skyrocket! Yes! Optimism for the win!

Nuisance[]

  • I'm grateful for your help at the car wash today, but maybe next time you could just stand by the road and hold the big arrow-shaped sign?

Sorry[]

  • I'm SO glad I convinced my boss to switch to eco-friendly soap for the car wash. All those bubbles are plant-based which means you can eat them! They don't taste very good, though. Trust me.
  • So, do you cause chaos often? Eep! Sorry! I didn't mean for that to sound rude!
  • I can't believe how calm and collected you've stayed! Whenever I mess up, even by accident, I get totally flustered. Oh, wise one, teach me your ways!
  • Heehee. I'm so glad I finally got to meet you in person. Wait... You ARE the "Marshmallow" I've been texting with, right? Prove it! Send me a selfie right now!

Poke[]

  • Teehee! You're almost as mischievous as Baka!

Gift[]

Upgrade to Frenemy[]

  1. Great news! My boss was so impressed that I, ahem, "took initiative and deep-cleaned the parking lot," that she gave me a raise! Finally I can afford that giant red panda plushie from the gift shop!
  2. This is all thanks to you. I should find some way to show my appreciation. Hmm. Let me get back to you on that!

Frenemy[]

  • Now that the crisis is over, what do you say we make like a couple of monkeys and "hang out"? Heehee!

Sorry[]

  • I like animals more than I like most people. I can already tell you're one of the rare exceptions. So rare, in fact, I feel like I want to study you! It's a compliment!
  • Not all classrooms have four walls. To educate people about wildlife and conservation, we need them to really care. Now look into Pip's eyes and tell me you don't feel a tug on your heartstrings!
  • Fair warning, my social skills are terribad. I PROMISE I wasn't raised by wild animals. But wouldn't it be cool if I had been!?
  • Did you hear? A capybara escaped from the sanctuary and went on a crazy rampage! Well, actually it just waddled around a bit and then took a nap under a tree. Honestly? That's a mood.
  • Do you like nature shows? There's a new one coming out on, um, I-can't-remember-which streaming service! I guess I'll have to sign up for them all so I don't miss it. Curse my colander of a brain!

Poke[]

Gift[]

  • If I knew how to say thank you, I would! Or maybe I just did? I don't know, words are hard!

Upgrade to Acquaintance[]

  • I love animals SO much. I mean, I signed up to adopt a dolphin when I was nine, and when I found out I couldn't actually bring said dolphin home with me, I cried for DAYS!
  • Hey, um... This is totally unrelated to the really sad memory I was just talking about, but could I, um... have a hug, please?

Acquaintance[]

  • Eep! I wasn't staring at you, I was, um, lost in thought! I was thinking about... how terrible my social skills are!

Talk[]

  • Oh hey! Give me a sec, I need to check in on my favorite mobile clicker game. It has a cute red panda as its logo!
  • Keep an eye on me, will you? I'm basically the queen of awkward wardrobe malfunctions, and I don't always notice it's happening.
  • Are you a cat person or a dog person? Trick question! The correct answer is panda person!

Poke[]

  • Heehee! *snort* Heehee! *snort* Heeheehee! *snort*

Gift[]

Upgrade to Friendzoned[]

  • Do you by any chance have a moment to give me a hand? I don't actually need help with anything, I just wanted to hold your hand.
  • Oh wow, was I just accidentally smooth!? Eeeheehee! I've never done that before! Aaand now I've ruined it.

Friendzoned[]

  • Thanks in advance for helping me navigate all the awkward social situations life throws at me. I can tell you're going to be a very reliable friend.

Talk[]

  • I fell asleep in the panda enclosure again. To tell you the truth, it was the best nap I've had in a while. You should join me next time!
  • One time, I was talking to Pip, and he actually started talking back! I thought I had finally unlocked my Dr. Doolittle powers, but as it turned out, I just had a really bad fever.
  • The sanctuary has a little cafe where they sell shockingly-overpriced snack foods. Shall we go together? The animals can watch us eat for a change!
  • Eeeheeheehee... Sorry, sometimes I just start thinking about how cute red pandas are, and I can't stop giggling! They make me so happy! They're so cute, I...I think I might cry!
  • We need a good name for a bunch of red pandas. How about... a cuddle? Yes! A flock of sheep, a pride of lions and a cuddle of red pandas! It HAS to catch on!
  • I don't feel like talking. Would you mind doing it for me?
  • I'm someone who has all kinds of animalistic urges. The urge to sleep a lot, the urge to eat a lot... Sometimes I even get the urge to lick things! Actually, it's gotten me in trouble a few times.
  • I tend to ramble. Just not right now.

Poke[]

Gift[]

  • Thanks a hole punch! I don't know why I said that. It wasn't even panda-themed.

Upgrade to Awkward Besties[]

  • My dream is to open my own red panda sanctuary. Or to produce my own red panda documentary. Or to create my own red panda-themed sustainable clothing line, with all proceeds going to conservation!
  • Okay, so I have a LOT of ideas I'm excited about. I don't have to pick just one, do I? You make me feel like I could succeed at all those things and more!

Awkward Besties[]

  • You're the best friend I've ever had. The bar's not high, seeing as I've never been very good at making friends. At least not with other homo sapiens. Just pandas, usually. And now you!

Flirt[]

  • A lot of people tell me I'm weird. And they're right. I am weird! And that's the way I like it! I just hope you like it too?
  • I love red flowers! Roses, poppies, geraniums, chrystanthum...chrymsamtham...erm... Anyway, one day I'll have a garden full of red flowers! Maybe I'll even know how to pronounce them!
  • So, uh... What are you wearing? Wait, no, that's something you text, not something you say when the person's standing right in front of you! Get it together, Amelia!
  • I can't believe how generous you are! You could probably single-handedly out-charity event the sanctuary has ever held for the panda... If you wanted to. Just saying. No pressure!
  • We're so glad you came into our lives. Me and the pandas, I mean. But especially me.

Poke[]

  • Are you flirting with me, or am I misreading this entire situation? I tend to do that sometimes.

Gift[]

Upgrade to Crush[]

  • Eye contact usually makes me uncomfortable, but when it comes to you, I'd be okay with smushing my eyeball right up against yours!
  • Was that a weird thing to say? Oh well! It just goes to show how comfortable I am with you!

Crush[]

  • I am VERY excited to be standing next to you. Did you know that you smell really good?

Flirt[]

  • For the longest time, awkward silences were the bane of my existence. But when you and I are together, there's no such thing! Can I keep you around forever?
  • Baka still hasn't kicked the bra-stealing habit, so lately I just haven't been wearing one. Can you tell?
  • I used to be really insecure about my smile, but ever since I met you, I've gotten so much practice! Now I think my smile looks pretty good!
  • Wanna cuddle on the couch and watch funny animal videos with me? We'll make it a "try to not laugh" challenge! I'll probably lose right away. Haha! *snort*
  • You're literally the best. Doesn't matter which category. Unless it's a negative category, like "meanie pants", in which case you'd be... the worst? Hmm. I might need a few minutes to think this through.
  • Who needs modern conveniences? I'd happily live in a treehouse deep in the jungle, swinging around on vines, hanging out with my elephant friends - as long as you were therer too. Oh, and the pandas!

Poke[]

  • You have such nice hands. I'd like to feel them all over my... Eep! Bad brain. Down, girl.

Gift[]

  • For me? Oh my goodness! Time for an awkward air hug! Heehee! Thankies!

Upgrade to Sweetheart[]

  • How will the rare and elusive Amelia react to the presence of an attractive member of her species? Let's observe!
  • Ah, yes. She seems to be utilizing some form awkward comedy as a coping mechanism. The proximity of the potential mate is making her nervous. Eep!

Sweetheart[]

  • Teehee, careful! When you give me a kiss, you might get a little lick on the cheek from Pip!

Flirt[]

  • You made my heart go pitter-patter. That's the same sound a red panda's paws make when they get all excited and dance around!
  • If you want me to stay over, you should know that I can't sleep without my "nature sounds" playlist. Also my sleep mask, a weighted blanket, some lavender pillow spray... And your arms around me.
  • Let's plant trees this weekend! You know what they say - couples who fight deforestation together stay together!
  • I sure hope you avoid plastic straws if you can! And always bring a reusable shopping bag! Now that you're with me, you have no choice but to become an eco-warrior!
  • You are ridonkulously cool AND good-looking. Meanwhile, I'm just ridonkulous...

Poke[]

  • Heehee! I'm used to the red pandas tickling me with their little whiskers, but with you it feels... Different. More lovey-dovey. I like it!

Gift[]

Upgrade to Girlfriend[]

  • Hi sweetiepants! Hmm... Hello, muffinplum? Greetings, honey badger!
  • I'm trying to come up with a pet name for you, but it's hard to find one that captures all your sweetness, your charmingness, your deliciousness... Mmm... Wait, what were we talking about?

Girlfriend[]

  • The world can be loud sometimes. But to me, you are like a pair of earmuffs that make everything else fade away.

Flirt[]

Poke[]

Gift[]

  • You've outdone yourself again! How do you keep doing that? Seriously, it keeps me up at night...

Upgrade to Lover[]

  • Is this what it's like to be... y'know... serious about someone? That's the euphemism people use when they're in love, right? Because that's what I'm trying to say, I think. Are you... serious about me too?
  • Oh, phew! Yes, yay! That means we love each other! This is the best day ever!

Lover[]

  • Life's better when you're surrounded by wildlife. But it's even doubly better when you have someone you love to share a wild LIFE with!
  • There you are! I've been waiting to tell you something really exciting! Except now I can't remember what it was...
  • I bet you and I would make really cute cubs. I mean babies. We could have a whole litter of them! Not right now, but... someday? Maybe? Heehee.
  • After a strange courtship ritual filled with much clicking, the rare and elusive Amelia mates for life. Like a swan. Or a lobster!
  • Mmm, you look scrumptious today. No wonder my tongue has been daydreaming about you!
  • Hiiiii!!!! I miss you when you're not around. Can you tell?
  • Crikey! You're a beaut! Wow, it really doesn't sound right without the accent...
  • (Naked) Brrr! Too bad I'm not covered in thick red fur! On second thought, maybe it's a good thing I'm not. I'm sure there's a sexier way to keep warm.
  • (Naked) Put your paws on me right meow! I know "meow" isn't really a panda sound, but hopefully it was cute anyway?
  • (Naked) Look at me! I'm as naked as nature intended!

Seduce[]

  • Things don't always go to plan, but also, plans don't always go to things. I read that in a fortune cookie once, and it really resonated with me.
  • I wish we could have met sooner, so I could have known you longer. Still, I'm grateful to have you in my life now. It's just like that proverb about the best time to plant a tree!
  • Life is better than ever. I get to wear a cool hat, play with pandas all day, AND call you my mate. What more could a girl ask for?
  • Sometimes I feel like I don't know how to human. Yes, I just used "human" as a verb... Is something wrong with that?
  • If some fearless leader type person were to come along and organize the red pandas, I think they'd have real take-over-the-world potential. The question is, would you be with them, or against them?
  • What's your favorite way to be flirted with? I want to make sure I'm getting it right for you.
  • Hypothetically... If I were to smuggle one of the baby pandas home with me... Do you think I could convince my landlord it's just a really unique-looking house cat?
  • Can I tell you a secret? I like Tarzan AND Jane! If you'd like to cosplay one, I'll cosplay the other!
  • Nature is the perfect place to fall in love. Hey... I bet it's a great place to BE in love, too! Wanna go camping with me?
  • Sometimes I look at you and wonder how I got so lucky. Then I remember that right before we met, I found a penny on the ground! That has to be it, right?
  • I can't even begin to explain how much easier my life feels with you in it. Thank you for sticking by me.
  • I wear bells in my braids to make sure I can always hear myself coming and going. I'd really hate to get lost!
  • You can't bottle up your feelings. You have to make room for the messy parts of yourself. I learned that from a movie about red pandas.
  • Red pandas are so lucky. They get to sleep for two-thirds of the day, and their tails are built-in snuggly blankets!
  • Don't mind me, I'm just staring at your face. It's really nice-looking. I'm so lucky. Oh no, I feel a happiness overload coming on... Yep, here come the waterworks!
  • Should I see if I can find that latex panda suit again? Y'know, for... reasons?
  • One look at Pip's little face, and I'd literally do anything he asked. Right now, he's asking me to give you a kiss from him. Teehee! Come here so I can lick your face!
  • Red pandas are classified as carnivores because of their teeth, but their diet is 98% vegetarian! So technically they COULD eat you, they just don't want to!
  • There's nothing better than finding a really good stick when you're out on a nature walk. If you've never experienced it, then I know exactly where I'm taking you on our next date!
  • I wish I had a monocle to go with my cool "jungle explorer" hat. Imagine how dapper I'd look! Sadly, my vision is perfect.
  • Pip just whispered something in my ear. He wants me to tell you... that he loves you! And while I'm at it, I might as well tell you that I love you, too.
  • (Naked) Hey! Up here! I worked really hard on these bedroom eyes, so you'd better at least glance at them!
  • (Naked) I don't really know how to seductively seduce you. What if I just, like, put my hand on my hip and say... "Take me, baby!" Does that work?
  • (Naked) Here we have the awkward Amelia in her natural habitat. She removes her clothing to signal sexual receptivity, and waits nervously for her mate to initiate.
  • (Naked) I'm still learning how to follow my baser instincts. Can you teach me?
  • (Naked) So how about a bit of the old hanky-panky, eh? A little pants-off dance-off? Some bow-chicka-wow-wow? I've been practicing my dirty talk! Can you tell?
  • (Naked) Stroke me and tell me I'm a good girl. Please?
  • (Naked) I swear I wasn't such a horndog before I met you. I was more like a corndog, you know, with a stick up my... Never mind! The point is YOU clearly have superpowers. Of seduction!
  • (Naked) I was looking back at that saucy pic I sent you, and I think I look mega awkward. Be honest, did you like it? Do I need to keep practicing? Should I strike a pose right now? Teehee!
  • (Naked) I woke up in the middle of the night after having this dream about you wearing a loincloth... I spent the rest of the night touching myself while thinking about it.

Sex Scene[]

  1. Amelia comes to you, already nude. She doesn't speak. She communicates instead with her hands and her body, kissing you, stroking you, then getting down on all fours. She presents herself for your pleasure, looking back at you with those "bedroom eyes" she's been practicing...
  2. After hours of lovemaking - both animalistic and romantic - she reclines on the bed with a smile. "That was so wonderful. I think I might fall asleep now. But just for a little while. Promise you'll wake me up soon?"

Poke[]

  • Ah! Haha! Noo! Heehee, stop! Pip, protect me! Hahaha!
  • Heehee! I'm used to the red pandas tickling me with their whiskers, but with you it feels... Different. More lovey-dovey. I like it!
  • (Naked) Heehee! As an Animal Pal, I recognize monkey business when I see it. And I like it! Don't stop!
  • (Naked) Mmm. You have the warmest, softest hands. Pleeease never stop touching me.
  • (Naked) Ooooh, hehe. You're a naughty panda.
  • (Naked) Careful, I'm naked! Or... was that the point? Sorry, I'm awkward! I love you!

Gift[]

  • Eee! I'm gonna do my red panda dance! That's where I throw my hands up in the air and then wiggle my butt!
  • You sly panda! How did you manage to surprise me AGAIN? Thank you! I love it!
  • Aww, you're a peach. No, wait - I think I'd rather call you a cherry. Or a beet! Because I love red things, and I love you!
  • This is too cute! I can't survive it! I'm experiencing cuteness poisoning! I'm totally on the brink of death and only true love can save me now! Mwwwah!
  • [School Uniform] I never would have been able to keep a uniform like this clean when I was in school. I was such a dirty girl! I mean, I was literally always playing in the dirt!
  • [Bathing Suit] Are we doing another car wash? If you don't mind, I think I'll handle the soap myself this time. Teehee!
  • [Diamond Ring] I've always dreamed of getting married in the jungle! Baka can be the officiant, Pip will give me away, and Orzo, Bow-Tie, and Noodle can be my bridesmaids!
  • [Lingerie] Eeee! My bewbs have never looked so cute! Don't you want to just nuzzle into that lil panda face?
  • [Holiday Outfit] I love how soft and warm and fluffy this dress is. It feels just like a red panda's coat! I'm so glad the faux-fur industry has finally stepped up its game.
  • [Birthday Suit] Hehehehe! Surprise! Underneath my clothes, I've been naked all along!

Date[]

  • [Moonlight Stroll] *Yaawwnn* I'm not usually a night owl, but this date was definitely worth staying up late for. I'll just have to take an extra nap in the panda enclosure tomorrow!
  • [Beach] Pip and I had sooo much fun at the beach! Thank you, thank you! What a great date. We already can't wait for the next one!
  • [Sightseeing] Isn't the world incredible? I could spend the rest of my life exploring and observing nature! Thank you for the most perfect date in all of human history.
  • [Movie Theater] I LOVE movies with talking animals. That was amazing! Can we go again? This time, I want you to do that silly thing where you yawn and stretch your arm around me. Teehee!

Dialogue about Ayeka[]

  • I saw Baka running around with something shiny. What was it? A KNIFE. I screamed "No!" and ran after him, of course. But who would give an innocent little panda something dangerous like that?
  • Wah! Someone online said Sad Panda/Happy Panda is an evil organization that imprisons innocent animals! But... But this is a sanctuary! And a car wash! How can that be evil?
  • That girl reminds me of a scary crocodile. I just want to tell her "See ya later!" Wait, that's the one you say to alligators, isn't it...? Oh, I hope it's still an effective repellent!
  • Oh no. It's hard for me to read people's faces at the best of times, but that girl doesn't have any expression at all! What should I say if she tries to talk to me?
  • Red pandas are known to hiss and grunt when they sense danger. Pip's been doing that a lot today... Yikes! I wonder who rubbed his fur the wrong way?
  • There was a girl in a school uniform protesting outside the sanctuary today. She had a pro-deforestation sign. I... I don't even know what to say.

Requirement Table[]

Relationship Level Requirement 1 Requirement 2 Requirement 3 Requirement 4 Rewards
Adversary 4,000,000 Affection 600 Plushy Toy Ark Commandant (Zoo) 20 Cute Puppy
Nuisance 5,200,000,000 Affection 1,100 Shoes 1,000 Rose Lvl 40 Tenderness
Frenemy 72,800,000,000 Affection 5,700 Cute Puppy 500 Chocolates Lvl 48 Motivation
Acquaintance 1,092,000,000,000 Affection 4,500 Baby Chick 20 Cute Puppy Lvl 56 Funny
Friendzoned 17,472,000,000,000 Affection 5 Magic Candles Enchanted Scarf 20 Moonlight Stroll
Awkward Besties 297,024,000,000,000 Affection 26 Enchanted Scarf Lvl 61 Motivation 30 Beach
Crush 5,346,432,000,000,000 Affection 17 Bewitched Jam 120,000 Baby Chick 40 Sightseeing
Sweetheart 101,582,208,000,000,000 Affection 50 Mystic Slippers Lv71 Tenderness 50/50 Movie Theater 1 Diamond
Girlfriend 2,031,644,160,000,000,000 Affection 5000 Rose 4000 Bewitched Jam Lv74 Funny
Lover You Did it

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