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Personality[]

Messages[]

First Conversation[]

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Second Conversation[]

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Third Conversation[]

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Moist Version[]

Dialogue List[]

First Meeting[]

  1. Foreseeing Brie's disappointment on the moon, you put on your spacesuit and head out to meet her. You find her using a sonic shovel to dig into the rocky surface.
  2. You watch as she picks up a moon rock, brings it to her mouth, and...
  3. Tooth - CRUSHED!
  4. "What!? But...!!! I don't understand! WHY ISN'T IT MADE OF CHEESE?" Brie cries. Luckily, you brought just the thing to cheer her up! You certainly don't want her to feel like she came all this way for nothing.

Adversary[]

  • I can't believe...The moon isn't...Made of cheese. *Sob*

Sorry[]

  • So the rumors aren't true? I risked my life in search of brie, gruyère, or roquefort... And all I found was a big gray rock. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
  • I traveled such a long way... Sailed through hostile alien territory, got lost, took my chances with a VERY sketchy-looking extradimensional shortcut... And for what? No, seriously, for what? I've still got that post-cryosleep brain fog so I'm a little confused.
  • Fee, fi, fo fum... I'm feeling a little glum. Whoever said "the moon is made of cheese" was full of phooey!
  • I want to believe... That everything's going to be okay.

Gift[]

  • The concept of a gift does not exist on my planet. I feel... Awkward and embarrassed. Woop woop woop woop woop!

Poke[]

  • Zarking fardwarks! You spooked me!

Upgrade to Nuisance[]

  1. Okay, so your moon isn't made of cheese. Pretty disappointing, but not the heat death of the universe. I can still salvage this mission. Somehow.
  2. There's cheese on Earth, you say? Well, in that case... What are we waiting for!? Let's GOUDA!

Nuisance[]

  • Where are my manners? Na-nu na-nu! I'm very glad to meet you. Are all Earthlings this warm and welcoming, or are you special?

Sorry[]

  • I should probably phone home. But not before I come up with a Plan B! Or should I say... Plan Brie?
  • I want to believe... That everything's going to be okay.
  • Ahem. So... I guess you want to see some documentation . You're Earth's galactic representative, right? Hang on a moment. (Where did I put that multipass...?)
  • Silver lining alert! I've always been fascinated by space aliens, so it's REALLY exciting to meet you. Although I guess, from your perspective, I'M the space alien. Hahaha!
  • By the way, thanks for keeping me company while I was lost in space. Who knows where I would have ended up without those directions you gave me! Probably stuck in the middle of the Delta Quadrant or something. Nooo tank you.
  • Fee, fi, fo fum... I'm feeling a little glum. Whoever said "the moon is made of cheese" was full of phooey!

Gift[]

  • The concept of a "gift" does not exist on my planet. I feel... Awkward and embarrassed. Woop woop woop woop woop!

Poke[]

  • Eeeya! Your fingers are so pokey. Is this some form of Earthling communication? What does it mean?

Upgrade to Frenemy[]

  1. Help me, Earthling... You're my only hope. You see, my homeworld is facing an unprecedented global cheese shortage...
  2. Okay, that sounded WAY more serious than I meant it. For the record: we're not starving, the fate of my species doesn't hang in the balance, and I'm definitely not trying to be a hero. We're just outta cheese and we collectively want nachos.

Frenemy[]

  • As you can clearly see, I come in peace. Now take me to your chief cheesemonger!

Sorry[]

  • I should probably phone home. But not before I come up with a Plan B! Or should I say... Plan Brie?
  • Ahem. So... I guess you want to see some documentation . You're Earth's galactic representative, right? Hang on a moment. (Where did I put that multipass...?)
  • Silver lining alert! I've always been fascinated by space aliens, so it's REALLY exciting to meet you. Although I guess, from your perspective, I'M the space alien. Hahaha!
  • By the way, thanks for keeping me company while I was lost in space. Who knows where I would have ended up without those directions you gave me! Probably stuck in the middle of the Delta Quadrant or something. Nooo tank you.
  • Ooo, I just wanna eat ALL the things. I've been subsisting on food pills for WAY too long, my friend.
  • Earth... The final frontier! Not really though. There are a lot of places in the universe I haven't been to yet. It's just a fun thing to say for some reason!
  • Mission log, stardate 69-53X. I have received intel that there may be cheese deposits on planet Earth. My contact is a marshmallow-like Earthling who also happens to be very attrac- Eeek! How long have you been standing there!? How much did you hear!?
  • Earth's gravity is lower than on Rodentia. That must be why my hair and bazoombas are so extra BOUNCY here!
  • How much cheese, exactly, does Earth have? Can we enter into a trade agreement, or should I "phone home" and tell them to launch a hostile invasion? Kidding, kidding! Haha!
  • You ever hear of a cow being tractor-beamed up into a spaceship? Yeah, that was us. See, we needed them for cheese-making purposes. Then someone discovered hamburgers, and now... Here we are. Cheese shortage.

Gift[]

  • Do I now possess this? Amazing! I believe the correct term is "thank you." Yes, thank you!

Poke[]

  • Eeeya! Your fingers are so pokey. Is this some form of Earthling communication? What does it mean?

Upgrade to Acquaintance[]

  1. Ack ack ack! Oh, ack! My universal translator seems to ack ack glitching... Ack ack moment please!
  2. Okay, I've completed the recalibration. It should be working fine now. I'm going to keep talking for a minute just to be sure, aaaand... Yep! Seems fine. So, where were we?

Acquaintance[]

  • I just discovered the most incredible food in the universe. MOZZA STICKS. Mmm, deep-fried ooey-gooey goodness... How many of these do you think I can fit in my luggage? It's not going to be enough.

Chat[]

  • Ooo, I just wanna eat ALL the things. I've been subsisting on food pills for WAY too long, my friend.
  • Earth... The final frontier! Not really though. There are a lot of places in the universe I haven't been to yet. It's just a fun thing to say for some reason!
  • Earth's gravity is lower than on Rodentia. That must be why my hair and bazoombas are so extra BOUNCY here!
  • You ever hear of a cow being tractor-beamed up into a spaceship? Yeah, that was us. See, we needed them for cheese-making purposes. Then someone discovered hamburgers, and now... Here we are. Cheese shortage.
  • Technically, I wasn't supposed to talk to you. It breaks all kinds of non-interference clauses. But the way I see it, first contact has to happen sometime!
  • Some friends of mine crash-landed on this planet a few decades back. I think it was a place called... Rose-something? Roswell! That was it. Oh, boy, the stories they told. Missing time, telepathic communication, physical experiments. You Earthlings have some weird methods, that's for sure.

Gift[]

  • Do I now possess this? Amazing! I believe the correct term is "thank you." Yes, thank you!

Poke[]

  • Eeeya! Your fingers are so pokey. Is this some form of Earthling communication? What does it mean?

Upgrade to Friendzoned[]

  1. It's so nice having someone to hang out with. Interstellar travel gets pretty lonely, and those hyperspace monsters are terrible conversationalists.
  2. So... Thanks for being cooler than a spaceship-eating tentacle beast! I know, it's not a high bar, but still. I appreciate it.

Friendzoned[]

  • Did you bring me more cheese? Where are you hiding it? Don't make me probe you! Heehee!

Chat[]

  • I used to work as a mechanic for a small battalion of do-gooders devoted to helping those in trouble. Would you like to see our news clippings?
  • My species is capable of experiencing time in a nonlinear fashion. That means I already know what's going to happen between us. No spoilers, but... I'm REALLY looking forward to it.
  • Hey, you're pretty fun to be around! Also, Earth cheese is primo. I no longer regret traveling 92,876 lightyears and using up twelve whole hyper-warp crystals to get here. Worth it!
  • I'm so glad the intergalactic council scrapped their plans to destroy the Earth and build a hyperspace expressway in its place. I would've lost out on a lot of good cheese if that happened. And I wouldn't have met you!
  • Can you explain something to me? Spicy hot sauce. Where I come from, "spice" is the rarest commodity there is, yet you Earthlings seem to put that shazbot on EVERYTHING.
  • My spacesuit may look skimpy, but it actually has advanced thermal protection, battle-ready armor, an air-recycling system, and POCKETS!

Gift[]

  • Whoaaa! I don't know what this is, but I love that you gave it to me! So do I eat it, or should I put it in a specimen jar to bring back home?

Poke[]

  • Eeeya! Your fingers are so pokey. Is this some form of Earthling communication? What does it mean?
  • Eeee! Eeeheeheee! What do you call this? "Tickling"? It's so funny!

Upgrade to Awkward Besties[]

  1. You've made me feel so welcome here on Earth. I'm really glad you were my first contact. In fact, I'm going to nominate you for a Galaxy's Nicest Being award!
  2. I made that up. Which means you win! Here's your trophy - I sculpted it out of cheese just for you.

Awkward Besties[]

  • I'm growing quite fondue you. Oops! I must have been thinking about cheese again.

Flirt[]

  • I used to work as a mechanic for a small battalion of do-gooders devoted to helping those in trouble. Would you like to see our news clippings?
  • Can you explain something to me? Spicy hot sauce. Where I come from, "spice" is the rarest commodity there is, yet you Earthlings seem to put that shazbot on EVERYTHING.
  • My spacesuit may look skimpy, but it actually has advanced thermal protection, battle-ready armor, an air-recycling system, and POCKETS!
  • I've always felt an inexplicable pull towards corn fields. Also, I enjoy a good maze. So to find out you Earthlings have combined them to create "corn mazes" is basically the most terrific thing I've EVER heard and I NEED to experience one ASAP.
  • Do you want to see a picture of my dog? Well, actually, he's a genetically modified experiment designed to cause intergalactic chaos and destruction, but he's kind of like a dog. Either way, he's family and I love him!
  • The universe is full of intelligent life. Aaaand not-so-intelligent life. Sometimes they even coexist on the same planet!
  • The truth is out there. You can usually find it chilling near Alpha Centauri, at this little hole-in-the-wall restaurant that serves the best falafel you'll EVER eat. It's not hard to believe, if you really want to.

Gift[]

  • Whoaaa! I don't know what this is, but I love that you gave it to me! So do I eat it, or should I put it in a specimen jar to bring back home?

Poke[]

  • Eeee! Eeeheeheee! What do you call this? "Tickling"? It's so funny!
  • Ahaha! Not this time! Deflector shields, activate!

Upgrade to Crush[]

  1. You know, Earth really isn't all that different from Rodentia. Except... Well... I'm happier here. For some reason.
  2. That reason is you. You're a truly stellar individual!

Crush[]

  • Whoa. Being around you makes my heart beat SO fast. Wanna feel? Go ahead, put your hands on my chest! Aww, you Earthlings are so shy.

Flirt[]

  • I'm bored. Let's go make some crop circles! We can make funny shapes like hearts or butts... Or both!
  • What makes you happy? I want to know so I can reciprocate all the kindness you've shown me.
  • Brrr. Earth is much colder than my planet. I request mutual limb enclosure.
  • I stayed up all night watching historical documentaries on your television set. I had no idea Earth was part of a united federation of planets, OR that you had an order of knights with plasma-swords! When can I meet all these Earth heroes!?
  • You look a bit run down. Do you want to try out my cryo-sleep chamber? It's SO refreshing! Oh, but the minimum sleep period is ten years... I'd rather not miss you for that long.
  • I've been feeling queasy lately, so I consulted the auto-doc on my spaceship. It noted that my symptoms are triggered by your presence and diagnosed me with... Butterflies?

Gift[]

  • You're too good to me. How can I ever repay you? Do you want a plasma coil? Some dark matter? I don't have much to give!

Poke[]

  • Eeee! Eeeheeheee! What do you call this? "Tickling"? It's so funny!
  • Ahaha! Not this time! Deflector shields, activate!

Upgrade to Sweetheart[]

  1. I have a request. It's something that'll be a small step for you... And a giant leap for our relationship.
  2. I want you ... To kiss me. Resistance is futile. My lips are ready when you are!

Sweetheart[]

  • Hug, please! Ahh ... Your arms are like an escape pod, carrying me away from the stresses of everyday life.

Flirt[]

  • I'm bored. Let's go make some crop circles! We can make funny shapes like hearts or butts... Or both!
  • What makes you happy? I want to know so I can reciprocate all the kindness you've shown me.
  • You look a bit run down. Do you want to try out my cryo-sleep chamber? It's SO refreshing! Oh, but the minimum sleep period is ten years... I'd rather not miss you for that long.
  • I just realized ... You kind of look like a cute little cheese curd. No wonder I want to nibble on you!
  • I used my ship's synthetron to make you some new pants. Space pants. Because your butt is out of this world!
  • If you ever want to visit Rodentia, I'd be happy to escort you. We can tour the Leaning Tower of Cheeza, the Great Wall of Feta, the Hanging Gardens of Provolone... Plus you can meet my parents and all fifty-six of my siblings!

Gift[]

  • You're too good to me. How can I ever repay you? Do you want a plasma coil? Some dark matter? I don't have much to give!

Poke[]

  • Ahaha! Not this time! Deflector shields, activate!
  • Ahaha! Noo! Maybe I can escape your tickles if I use my cloaking device? Frak, I think I left it at home!

Upgrade to Girlfriend[]

  1. Huh... I just realized I never actually contacted Squeakfleet Command to let them know my mission went off-course.
  2. Oh well! Time moves at lightspeed when you're having fun. I'm sure they'll understand once they hear about how wonderful you are. Heehee!

Girlfriend[]

  • You are fast becoming the center of my universe.

Flirt[]

  • I just realized ... You kind of look like a cute little cheese curd. No wonder I want to nibble on you!
  • I used my ship's synthetron to make you some new pants. Space pants. Because your butt is out of this world!
  • If you ever want to visit Rodentia, I'd be happy to escort you. We can tour the Leaning Tower of Cheeza, the Great Wall of Feta, the Hanging Gardens of Provolone... Plus you can meet my parents and all fifty-six of my siblings!
  • It's too bad you don't share my exceptional hearing capabilities. My species uses ultrasound to serenade each other with love songs... But I'm too shy to do it at a volume other Earthlings might hear.

Gift[]

  • I can say with confidence that you're the most giving, most generous person in the whole entire galaxy.

Poke[]

  • Ahaha! Not this time! Deflector shields, activate!
  • Ahaha! Noo! Maybe I can escape your tickles if I use my cloaking device? Frak, I think I left it at home!

Upgrade to Lover[]

  1. I love you more than I love cheddar. More than I love mozzarella. Even more than I love parmesan!
  2. You haven't quuuiiite surpassed havarti yet, but you're getting there. Another kiss or two should do it. Pucker up!

Lover[]

  • Ooo! Walk past me again. It makes my mousey senses tingle.
  • Star light... Star bright... First star I see tonight... Oh, I don't need to make wish. You already came true.
  • Klaatu barada nikto. These are the words of peace, love, and trust... More or less.
  • My skin misses yours. I want to feel closer. Let's twine our tails together, and- Oh. Earthlings don't have tails. I guess we can just hold hands!
  • There seems to be a strange gravitational pull... Between your lips and mine! They're on a collision course! Ohhh nnnoooooo...!
  • Guess what? I made us a cheese plate! And I only ate like 42% of it before I remembered I was supposed to share! Now don't blink, or the rest might disappear too.
  • (Naked) My asteroids have their own magnetic field. Can you feel them pulling you into orbit?
  • (Naked) Hmm. My anatomy appears similar to that of an Earthling woman, but I think you should perform a more thorough sensory analysis to confirm. Touch me. Taste me. Echolocate me. Don't hold back.
  • (Naked) Ohh noo, somebody used a disintegration laser on my clothes! How ever am I going to keep warm in the vast, cold void of space? If only there was a galactic hero who could save me! (Pssst... That's your cue!)

Seduce[]

  • What are the chances that, out of all the planets in the entire universe, you and I would end up on Earth together? I could do the math to figure it out, but I don't really want to, so I'll just count my lucky stars.
  • They say it's about the journey, not the destination... But if I'd known my destination was you, I would've journeyed through space a lot fraking faster.
  • No matter how you slice it, we're grate together.
  • I love you to the moon and back. Not Earth's moon, that's way too close. I'm talking about the one that's waayyyy on the other side of the Andromeda Galaxy.
  • Eeee! I'm so happy, I feel like my heart might burst from my chest! Like, really explode through my ribs in a bloody and violent display of cosmic horror! Wouldn't that be a declaration of love to remember?
  • I was a little worried that your Earth-germs would make me sick. I've heard stories, y'know? But so far, I feel great! Maybe the power of love is protecting me?
  • According to my calculations, we've only taste-tested a small fraction of the cheeses available on Earth. Come on, my love, we're better than this! To the cheese factory... And beyond!
  • My spacesuit is made of a very special "girlfriend" material. Heehee... I hope that sounded as cheesy as it did in my head.
  • When you're not around, my heart feels full of holes. Like Swiss cheese, if Swiss cheese were lonely and sad and honestly a little grumpy.
  • You work too hard. Let's take a little vacation, just for the weekend. I hear Jupiter has beautiful beaches... And a TON of moons. Maybe one of those is made of cheese!?
  • Love comes in many forms. Sliced, grated, melted...
  • I'm trying to compose a video-letter to transmit home, but I'm not sure how to explain... Well, you! You're too wonderful for Rodentian words, so... Do you wanna make a guest appearance?
  • I love you, and I hope hostile aliens never invade your planet. But if they do, remember these words: Never give up. Never surrender!
  • Your eyes are as warm and bright as the twin suns on my planet. In fact... When I look at you, I don't feel homesick anymore.
  • No power in the 'verse could stop me from being totally in love with you.
  • I had a dream that my matter replicator malfunctioned and made a hundred copies of you. It. Was. AWESOME.
  • Look what I found in my shoe! It's a pebble from the moon! I'm going to keep it forever, because it reminds me of when we met. Aww.
  • Come travel with me! We'll explore strange new worlds, seek out new cheeses and cheese-based dishes, and boldly taste what no one has tasted before!
  • You give Earth a good name.
  • We've been pretty busy the whole time I've been on Earth. Why don't we have a lazy day? We can nap together, play board games, eat cheesecake, make out...
  • There's a lot of advanced tech I could introduce to Earth, you know... But should I? No, that would be interfering... But maybe that's a good thing? Oh, I don't know... Morality was never my strong suit. I just like eating cheese and going "pew pew" with my raygun.
  • Sometimes, when I look at the stars, it's almost hard to believe I was ever all the way up there. Honestly... I like it better down here next to you.
  • Do you know how cute you are? Cuter than a Keplerian Glorpnit that hasn't lost its baby teeth yet! Oh, trust me, it's a compliment.
  • You are the best companion. I wouldn't want to have adventures with anyone else.
  • You're amazing. You make me feel starstruck. Which is saying something, because I was actually struck by a star on my way to Earth. Hit and run. The insurance paperwork is going to be a nightmare.
  • Hmm. I hope we don't have wildly different lifespans...
  • RED ALERT! I THINK I LOCKED MY KEYS IN THE SPACESHIP! Oh... False alarm. They were in my pocket.
  • Can I ask you something? It's about that Quill girl... Are you sure she's not a Flerken?
  • (Naked) Good news. I just downloaded the schematics for an Orgasmo-Gadget 3000. My synthetron is working on it now, which means by tonight, we'll be screaming so loud they might even hear us in space.
  • (Naked) In case you're wondering why I'm naked... It's because I aim to "misbehave."
  • (Naked) I can't stop thinking about dipping you in cheese sauce and licking every inch of you clean. Twice.
  • (Naked) Ooo... Just call me E.T. the Extra Turned-On...
  • (Naked) There's a move I wanna try where I sit on your face and wrap my legs around your neck. It's called the facehugger.
  • (Naked) I'm so glad our physiologies are compatible. If you really think about it, that's a huge stroke of cosmic luck.
  • (Naked) Meteor shower sex is the best. A little dangerous, but super hot.
  • (Naked) Listen. You haven't experienced pleasure until you've experienced it in zero gravity. Come aboard my spaceship, and I'll show you exactly what you've been missing.
  • (Naked) I have an assortment of probes in my spaceship. Would you like to see them? Maybe take one for a test drive?
  • (Naked) I want you to probe me. Or should I probe you first, to show you how it's done? Let's just wing it and see what happens. For science!
  • (Naked) Wanna try on my spacesuit? I bet it would look super cute on you, and I'm not even using it right now!

Gift[]

  • Are you out of your vole-kin mind!? This must have cost a bajillion of your Earth dollars! I've never felt so... So loved! Eeee!
  • I love this! I'm over the moon about it!
  • This truly eclipses anything that came before. I fraking adore it!
  • You shouldn't havarti! This is too gouda! Oh, I'm so overcome with joy I'm getting my words marbled up.
  • [School Uniform] When I was in school, I had to fly through ten miles of asteroid storms to get there. Uphill, both ways!
  • [Bathing Suit] Ooo, a swimming costume! Where I come from, it's not safe in the water - too many giant mouse-eating catfish. I'm stoked to give it a try!
  • [Diamond Ring] *Gasp* Did you go ring shopping on Saturn!? This is amazing!
  • [Lingerie] I feel powerful in this. Like a Supreme Being capable of defeating the most malevolent of cosmic entities! Though I'd rather be a lover than a fighter. Teehee.
  • [Birthday Suit] Your clothes. Give them to me. Now. I'm not going to wear them, I just want us both to be naked!
  • [Holiday Outfit] Someone told me an old, bearded Earthling man would fill my socks with cheese. Is this true!? As much as I love cheese, I'm not sure I want it squishing between my toes.
  • [Animated Pose] Do you know how the solar system keeps its pants up? By wearing an asteroid belt!

Poke[]

  • Ooo! Teehee... You're making me blush! I might have to start tickling you back. With my tail. It's got a low-level electric current, so your face is definitely gonna turn red! Heehee!
  • Ahaha! Noo! Maybe I can escape your tickles if I use my cloaking device? Frak, I think I left it at home!
  • The trouble with tickles is.... I can't stop laughing! Eeeeheehee!
  • Aahaha! I've never laughed so much in all my life! Eeee staahhp! You're going to make me squeEAK!
  • (Naked) Heeheehee! My body reacts in such strange ways when you do that! I want to laugh... But I also want to pull you close and kiss you!
  • (Naked) SQUEAK! Oh, that felt amazing. Like a phaser beam of pleasure!
  • (Naked) Oooo! That sends electric shivers down my spine, all the way out to the tip of my tail! Do it some more!
  • (Naked) Mmm... When you touch me like that, I feel weightless. It's just like being in outer space.

Date[]

  • [Moonlight Stroll] Your night sky is so different from the one I know. So many strange constellations. My favorite is the one that looks like a big pot of cheese soup.
  • [Movie Theater] You said there was a star in this film, but all I saw were Earthlings on the screen! I did enjoy the snacks though. That cheese powder you sprinkled on the popped corn was my favorite.
  • [Sightseeing] Earth has so many wonderful sights to see! Next, can we go visit those sandy quadrahedrons? My ancestors built them, so it would mean the world to me!
  • [Beach] That was exhilarating! The sun burned my skin, rock particulates got everywhere, and I was pinched by a crustacean... Yet I've never had so much fun! Can we go again tomorrow?

Sex Scene[]

  1. Brie gazes meaningfully into your eyes. "Show me how Earthlings express love... Physically." You start by kissing and stroking her. You lead her to the bed. She touches herself as you kiss her whole body, and soon the two of you are entwined, lost in mounting pleasure.
  2. Afterwards, she smiles at you. "That was astronomical. But now, I'm going to show you how Rodentians do it..." She leaps on top of you, her tail twining around your leg. You're not sure what to expect, but you know it's going to be amazing.

Dialogue about Ayeka[]

  • That girl was badmouthing me behind my back. I guess she didn't notice my superior Rodentian ears. Or my plasma cannon.
  • Don't panic... There may be an imposter among us.
  • That girl who smells like moldy cheese offered to take me somewhere called "Area 51." Is that a mall or a restaurant or something? Either way, it's so nice that she wants to hang out with me!
  • Have you ever met a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nurf herder? Because I think I just saw one.
  • Eeeek! I found a mouse trap in my bed! Who would do such an awful thing?
  • Ugh, that girl is always sticking her nose in my business. Someone needs to teach her to mind her own cheesewax!

Requirement Table[]

Relationship Level Requirement 1 Requirement 2 Requirement 3 Requirement 4 Rewards
Adversary 200,000 affection 1,980 Camembert Reach "Hacker" at Computers job Lvl 15 TechSavvy 1 diamond
Nuisance 2,400,000 affection 1,969 Smoked Gouda 2 Plushy Toy Lvl 22 Smart 1 diamond
Frenemy 43,200,000 affection 29,530 Frosted Swiss Reach "Singularity" at Computers job Lvl 30 Lucky 1 diamond
Acquaintance 1,080,000,000 affection 384,400 Vegan Parmesan Work at Space job Lvl 42 Badass 1 diamond
Friendzone 37,800,000,000 affection 10,921 Moon Cheese 25 New Car 25 Moonlight Stroll Dates 1 diamond
Awkward Besties 2,079,000,000,000 affection 2 Swiss Cheese Lvl 60 Lucky 37 Beach Dates 1 diamond
Crush 155,925,000,000,000 affection 15 Edam Lvl 65 Smart 65 Sightseeing Dates 1 diamond
Sweetheart 14,033,250,000,000,000 affection 42 Frankencheese Lvl 70 Badass 98 Movie Theater Dates 1 diamond
Girlfriend 1,262,992,500,000,000,000 affection 842 Clown Cheese Lvl 73 TechSavvy Lvl 72 Smart 3 diamonds
Lover You did it! 11 diamonds

Trivia[]

  • Brie's dialogue about Ayeka being an "Imposter" is a reference to the game Among Us, in which the Imposter is a murderer, much like Ayeka.
  • Brie's quote "I used to work as a mechanic for a small battalion of do-gooders devoted to helping those in trouble. Would you like to see our news clippings?" is a reference to the 1989 TV Series Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers.
  • Brie's quote "...Spicy hot sauce. Where I come from, "spice" is the rarest commodity there is, yet you Earthlings seem to put that shazbot on EVERYTHING." is a reference to the slogan of Frank's RedHot.
  • Brie mentions that her actual name is only pronounceable in an "obscure Betelgeusian dialect". 'Betelgeusian' is a reference to Betelgeuse, a red supergiant star. Betelgeuse is usually the 10th brightest star in the sky and the second brightest star in the Orion constellation.
    • This could also imply that Rodentia, her home planet, is in that star's system.
  • Brie's blood type, listed as Rh-, is only part of a human blood type, meaning Brie's blood does not have the Rh protein, but says nothing of the actual blood cells she has.
  • Many of the gifts for Brie are replaced with cheeses of various types.
    • Rose is replaced with Camembert, Donut with Smoked Gouda, Fruit Basket with Frosted Swiss, Chocolates with Vegan Parmesan, Tea Set with Moon Cheese, Magic Candles with Swiss Cheese, Enchanted Scarf with Edam, Bewitched Jam with Frankencheese, and Mystic Slippers with Clown Cheese.
      • The presence of Moon Cheese in this list is rather ironic, since Brie came to Earth's moon after hearing it was made of cheese only to discover it wasn't.
  • Brie states that she is looking for cheese to take home due to a shortage. The people of Rodentia have plenty of food, they just discovered burgers and now don't have the cows to make cheese.
  • Brie has fifty-six siblings.
  • Brie states that the gravity on Rodentia is stronger than Earth.
  • She says that the people of Rodentia use ultrasound to serenade each other with love songs at a frequency which humans can't hear. She would do it for Marshmallow, but is too shy to at a volume other earthlings could hear.

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