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Drake is a member of the Brave Beavers House at Snogwarts. He is unlocked when you reach Boyfriend level with William. Drake contacts you after finally reading your syllabus, finding your contact information there.

Personality[]

Drake appears to be rather stressed about his courseload and his future as a wizard; when faced with the possibility of being held back for a second year, he panics and seeks out your help. After he calms down, he seems to be a friendly young man, grateful for your help and eager to learn more from you.

Messages[]

Note that pauses under 5 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

SFW Version[]

An anxious student of yours desperately needs assistance.

Progress SFW chat
1/29 Professor! It's me, Drake! From class 6 Cycle 9? I'm a member of the Brave Beavers House!
2/29 Guess what? I finally read your syllabus and found your contact information!
3/29 Do you know what this means???
4/29 I can channel my fears and anxieties about the upcoming assignment onto you until you offer me assistance!
5/29 PLEASE. HELP. ME.
(A) Well, you sound like you're in a panic, my dear student.
(B) Professor, huh? That's one of my many jobs, but being called 'Professor' has a nice ring to it~
6/29 Did my capitalizations give it away? Yes! Professor Marshmallow. Expert on Transfiguration and Charms! Unless I read that wrong???
7/29 I hear Puggles often use all capitalizations in their messages to show PANIC. Or EXCITEMENT. Or BOTH. I need to start wearing my glasses, but I'm tired of the others calling me the 'Chosen One...'
8/29 But see? It says right here!
9/29 In case of emergency -- or in case of hot boy -- text me!'
10/29 HOT BOY?? DID ANOTHER STUDENT LIGHT THEMSELVES ON FIRE???
11/29 DO I NEED TO DO THAT IN ORDER TO GET A PASSING GRADE???
(A) Oh goblins gobs no! Hot boys are awesome, but not like this!
(B) Ah, the things you need to do in order to get a grade. Education's a blast, hey?
12/29 Oh, thank goodness! I was beginning to worry there! Was that a combustion joke???
13/29 I wish to graduate, but I also enjoy living, thank you. OH NO- I REALLY AM GOING TO HAVE TO USE FIRE IN ORDER TO PASS, AREN'T I?
14/29 Please, Professor. I need your guidance!
15/29 I'm supposed to cast and master the Spell of Attraction. But no matter how hard I try, it hasn't been working!
16/29 Headmistress Vellatrix will send me such a Screamer that my ears will bleed if I fail this spell for class!
17/29 I've already had to repeat last year! I'm already the only 19 year old in my class - I DON'T WANT TO BE OLD WHEN I FINALLY PASS!
(A) Don't worry! No one's going to be set on fire! They're just really hot, that's all!
(B) ...A Screamer, huh? Eheh~
18/29 Oh thank Goodness. I'd really want to avoid dying in any sort of way, shape, or form. Professor, now isn't the time to be 'Eheh'ing over this!
19/29 After all, we all knew what happened to Braderick Dickery... ...But yes. The fact that they're called a Screamer is really amusing.
20/29 He went on and became a glittery vampire, and that's a terrible fate to undergo! Just not when they're doing the screaming at you... Not one bit...
21/29 But never you mind!
22/29 Do you have any advice on how to fix my spellcasting???
(A) Well, for starters, it's 'Laffy-O-SUH.' Not 'Laffy-O'SAH.'
(B) Did anything happen when you were trying to cast these spells?
23/29 I know that...! I've been saying it as Laffy-O-Suh! Well, I did suddenly grow a pair of cat ears at one point, but I managed to turn myself back to normal!
24/29 ...After having said it the wrong way too many times before that. BUT NEVER YOU MIND! I also made a note not to drink the water too. You never know if something will end up being a polymorph potion!
25/29 Here! Allow me to send you a message that shows my form!
26/29 Perhaps you can critique it and see what may need to fix in order to get this spell correct!
27/29 How should I deliver the image???
28/29 OH! HERE!
29/29 [Drake Photo 1]
1/31 Tell me, is my posture correct?
2/31 Did I not smile enough during the spell???
3/31 WHAT IF I'M NOT ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH TO CAST THIS SPELL?
4/31 AAAAAAAAH!! I'M GOING TO BE SAD IF I'M TOO UGLY FOR THIS SPELL...!
(A) Calm down, Drake! You're handsome and attractive enough in your underwear! Promise!
(B) I think everything about you is perfect. But where are your clothes, mister???
5/31 Thank you, Professor! That's the right amount of moral encouragement that I need... They're folded and put neatly aside, just like usual! ...Don't tell me this is a surprise to you!
6/31 ...OH WAIT. IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE SEEN MY KNICKERS? BLOODY HELL. OH NO. IT IS!
7/31 First off, I apologize for my lack of clothing!
8/31 You see, I can't cast any spells unless I take off my trousers...
9/31 It was something I was cursed with when I was much younger by He- Who- We- Cannot- Reference.
10/31 I have a doctor's note for it and everything!
11/31 Did... Did it not get to you???
12/31 Puggle frown face :(
(A) I get a lot of notes and messages, but I only keep the ones with pictures.
(B) I mean... I know a doctor. I could ask him about it?
13/31 Bloody hell! I knew I should have made it a Screamer or something...! Maybe! He told me that he had sent it to you though! That wise old goat...!
14/31 I was hoping that you would have gotten the notice, but maybe I should re-evaluate what method of mail I use...
15/31 Quail mail? Owl postage? Another type of bird messaging?
16/31 I know Puggles really enjoy using this song bird known as Tweeter! Maybe that??
(A) Or you could just keep texting me! Keep me in the loop of your progress!
(B) Well, I'll always have my phone on me, so just message me that way.
17/31 Of course, Professor! You're plenty more helpful than Professor Snipe. Ah! So the Puggle form of communication isn't any issue then?
18/31 He's fashionable, but not nice... Won't I get in trouble for messaging you with such strange means?
19/31 Oh no! That reminds me!
20/31 Professor Snipe's giving me a stylish death-gobbler stare!
21/31 I'll ask for more help later, Professor!
22/31 Thank you, BYE!
Pause 1 day pause
23/31 Puggle excited face! 8D
24/31 Greetings again, Professor!
25/31 Say... Did you ever get around to evaluating my posture and spellcasting process for the Spell of Attraction?
(A) Just a stab in the dark - I think you need a little bit more confidence when casting it!
(B) Yes! You need to stick your butt out more. Show it off to the world, Drake!
26/31 Yes! I'm handsome! I'm charming! That means should I be capable of casting anything, right? Ah! So it is something wrong with my posture!
27/31 ...Right?? I understand then! Hips and backside outward, and always double-check pronunciation!
28/31 These are good things to know nevertheless! Thank you, Professor!
29/31 Am I allowed to ask you one more thing as well?
(A) Of course! What do you need?
(B) Only if you ask nicely. Puggle smiley face. :)
30/31 Oh, it's nothing too big. Just a small favor... Of course! I'll ask as nicely as I can, Professor.
31/31 [Drake Photo 2]
1/31 HOW DO I FIX THIS???
(A) DRAKE! WHAT DID YOU DO???
(B) Are those plants getting handsy? Handsy-plants?
2/31 I TRIED, PROFESSOR. AND I FAILED. I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY'RE CARESSING MY BOTTOM IN A NOT SO PLEASANT WAY.
3/31 AAAAAAH- PUGGLE PANICKED FACE! D8 IT DOESN'T HELP THAT I'M TICKLISH...!
4/31 I wanted to see if I could fix what I could before asking you.
5/31 And at first, I thought I had just failed the spell again.
6/31 But then these tendrils just suddenly started to move on their own before they tangled me up in them!
7/31 Bloody hell, I just want to cast this spell properly and pass class already...
(A) Well, you can't do that if you're going to be crushed to death by vines.
(B) Okay, just take deep breaths and calm down! We'll figure out how to get you out of this!
8/31 DIE??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN DIE??? What are you talking about? I AM CALM!
9/31 I really don't want to die here!
10/31 This isn't the Pi Wizard Tourney!
11/31 It hasn't been 3.14 years yet!
12/31 Which means student deaths should be rare! RARE I TELL YOU!
13/31 PROFESSOR PLEASE HELP ME! WHAT DO I DO???
(A) Hey, it's a weird predicament, but I think something went right here!
(B) Take a deep breath and relax, because this is exactly what the spell should have done! It worked!
14/31 REALLY? WHAT DID I DO??? IT DID???
15/31 ...THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING! I guess that explains why these vines can't stay away from me!
16/31 Do you really think something went right here though, Professor? I'm irresistible! YES!
17/31 Do you really think something went right though, Professor?
18/31 I'm genuinely surprised if it did, because it sure doesn't feel like it!
19/31 It just feels like there are vines wrapping around my legs and giving me anxiety.
20/31 Or maybe that's just because I've never been in a position like this... It is rather educational...
(A) That's the spirit! Learn well, Drake!
(B) I mean, the vines were kinda kinky, but you looked cute either way!
21/31 I will, Professor! Thank you so much! Yes, they were. And yes, I did. Indeed!
22/31 Anyways, back to these vines...
23/31 BURNINATE!
Pause 2 day pause
24/31 PROFESSOR!
25/31 Professor, guess what?!
(A) Did you manage to get all of the leaves from your underpants?
(B) You've started to smile every time you think about me and my class? :)
26/31 I did, yes! But that's not what I wanted to tell you! I always smile every time I think about you and your class, so that wasn't an issue at all!
27/31 Though there were a lot of leaves in there... Goodness... Puggle cat face. :3
28/31 But I got even better news.
29/31 PAUSE FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT...
30/31 ...Okay, I don't want to pause for that long.
31/31 [Drake Photo 3]
1/∞ I DID IT!
2/∞ I CAST THE SPELL RIGHT AND I PASSED!!!
3/∞ AAAAAAAAAH!
(A) AAAAAH!!! CONGRATS, DRAKE!!!! I'm so proud of you and your spooky bottoms!
(B) Congratulations. The extremely strange pleasure magic was within you all along!
4/∞ THANK YOU, PROFESSOR! I'm so relieved that I passed...! It's true, Professor! And if you can extract it, it has a pleasant orange glow!
5/∞ I'm no longer filled with the existential dread of failing my classes and not having future as a wizard. I'm so pleased it's over though. My fingers were getting tired of typing all those capital letters.
6/∞ Puggle tear of joy. :") I don't know how Puggles keep that up all time.
7/∞ Thank you so much for helping me in my time of panic, Professor.
8/∞ I wouldn't been able to pass without you!
9/∞ Would you... Still let me contact you for some one-on-one teaching?
10/∞ Your advice has been so helpful, and I really could use the guidance again!
11/∞ Also because you're my favourite professor
(A) I'd be offended if you didn't! Especially as your favourite professor!
(B) How can I say no to a cutie like you? Of course I'll teach you!
12/∞ That makes me so happy to hear - er - read I guess. I can't wait to learn more from you! YES! I'VE GOT A TUTOR, AND I'M CUTE! WHAT A GREAT DAY!
13/∞ Uh oh... I'm getting another dirty glare from professor Snipe.
14/∞ I HAVE TO RUN NOW!
15/∞ BYE FOR NOW, PROFESSOR.
16/∞ And I'll see you in class!
17/∞ Bye!

Uncut Version[]

The NSFW track diverges from the SFW track at 15/29,shortly after your second response. All three pictures are different between versions.

Progress "Uncut" chat
1/29 Professor! It's me, Drake! From class 6 Cycle 9? I'm a member of the Brave Beavers House!
2/29 Guess what? I finally read your syllabus and found your contact information!
3/29 Do you know what this means???
4/29 I can channel my fears and anxieties about the upcoming assignment onto you until you offer me assistance!
5/29 PLEASE. HELP. ME.
(A) Well, you sound like you're in a panic, my dear student.
(B) Professor, huh? That's one of my many jobs, but being called 'Professor' has a nice ring to it~
6/29 Did my capitalizations give it away? Yes! Professor Marshmallow. Expert on Transfiguration and Charms! Unless I read that wrong???
7/29 I hear Puggles often use all capitalizations in their messages to show PANIC. Or EXCITEMENT. Or BOTH! I need to start wearing my glasses, but I'm tired of the others calling me the 'Chosen One...'
8/29 But see? It says right here!
9/29 In case of emergency -- or in case of hot boy -- text me!'
10/29 HOT BOY?? DID ANOTHER STUDENT LIGHT THEMSELVES ON FIRE???
11/29 DO I NEED TO DO THAT IN ORDER TO GET A PASSING GRADE???
(A) Oh goblins gobs no! Hot boys are awesome, but not like this!
(B) Ah, the things you need to do in order to get a grade. Education's a blast, hey?
12/29 Oh, thank goodness! I was beginning to worry there! Was that a combustion joke???
13/29 I wish to graduate, but I also enjoy living, thank you. OH NO- I REALLY AM GOING TO HAVE TO USE FIRE IN ORDER TO PASS, AREN'T I?
14/29 Please, Professor. I need your guidance!
15/29 I need to master the Spell of Pleasure. But no matter how hard I try, it hasn't been working!
16/29 Headmistress Vellatrix will send me off to the Whacking Willow again, if I fail this class. My bottom can't handle another punishment like that!
17/29 I've already had to repeat last year! I'm already the only 19 year old in my class - I DON'T WANT TO BE OLD WHEN I FINALLY PASS!
(A) Well, if you've been naughty, then you might deserve a good spanking.
(B) Stop panicking! You can bet your booty that you can avoid that from happening!
18/29 NOT LIKE THIS, PROFESSOR! I'd rather not bet my booty on anything!
19/29 I'd prefer a nice romantic moonlit stroll before having my bottom brutalized, thank you! The entire reason why I'm conversing with you, Professor, is to avoid having to bet my booty in general!
20/29 ...Wait, should I even be telling my Professor this??? UM... It's still red from the last time... Goodness...
21/29 But never you mind!
22/29 Do you have any advice on how to fix my spellcasting???
(A) Well, for starters, it's 'Laffy-O-SUH.' Not 'Laffy-O'SAH.'
(B) Did anything happen when you were trying to cast these spells?
23/29 I know that...! I've been saying it as Laffy-O-Suh! Well, I did suddenly grow a pair of cat ears at one point, but I managed to turn myself back to normal!
24/29 ...After having said it the wrong way too many times before that. BUT NEVER YOU MIND! I also made a note not to drink the water too. You never know if something will end up being a polymorph potion!
25/29 Here! Allow me to send you a message that shows my form!
26/29 Perhaps you can critique it and see what may need to fix in order to get this spell correct!
27/29 How should I deliver the image???
28/29 OH! HERE!
29/29 [NSFW Photo]
1/31 Tell me, is my posture correct?
2/31 Should I spread my legs more???
3/31 DO I NEED TO TAKE OFF MORE OF MY CLOTHES?
4/31 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO TAKE OFF THOUGH, PROFESSOR...! AAAAAAAH!!
(A) Hm... Your posture is good, but remind me why your beautiful butt is there for me to admire?
(B) I mean... Your posture's pretty PEACHY to me. Juicy~
5/31 ...You sound confused by it all. Professor! Critique my spellcasting, not my bottom...!
6/31 I mean, it's very odd that I'm sending you a picture of me in my natural state, but I thought we went over this... ...But thank you. And I didn't even need any magic in order to get one as nice as this!
7/31 First off, I apologize for my lack of clothing!
8/31 You see, I can't cast any spells unless I take off my trousers...
9/31 It was something I was cursed with when I was much younger by He- Who- We- Cannot- Reference.
10/31 I have a doctor's note for it and everything!
11/31 Did... Did it not get to you???
12/31 Puggle frown face :(
(A) I get a lot of notes and messages, but I only keep the ones with pictures.
(B) I mean... I know a doctor. I could ask him about it?
13/31 Bloody hell! I knew I should have made it a Screamer or something...! Maybe! He told me that he had sent it to you though! That wise old goat...!
14/31 I was hoping that you would have gotten the notice, but maybe I should re-evaluate what method of mail I use...
15/31 Quail mail? Owl postage? Another type of bird messaging?
16/31 I know Puggles really enjoy using this song bird known as Tweeter! Maybe that??
(A) Or you could just keep texting me! Keep me in the loop of your progress!
(B) Well, I'll always have my phone on me, so just message me that way.
17/31 Of course, Professor! You're plenty more helpful than Professor Snipe. Ah! So the Puggle form of communication isn't any issue then?
18/31 He's fashionable, but not nice... Won't I get in trouble for messaging you with such strange means?
19/31 Oh no! That reminds me!
20/31 Professor Snipe's giving me a stylish death-gobbler stare!
21/31 I'll ask for more help later, professor!
22/31 Thank you, BYE!
Pause 1 day pause
23/31 Puggle excited face! 8D
24/31 Greetings again, Professor!
25/31 Just curious... Did you ever figure out what I was doing wrong in order to cast the Spell of Pleasure?
(A) I think you have to experience pleasure just as much as the person you're casting the spell on! It goes both ways.
(B) Not entirely. Your butt is very distracting, and I can't look at it for long periods of time.
26/31 I never thought about it that way, actually! That's quite a romantic way to think about it too. Is it really?? I never noticed it myself to be honest.
27/31 I'll do what I can to experience pleasure while giving it too! YES! But I guess it explains why all the Seekers keep calling it the Golden Witch... Hm...
28/31 These are good things to know nevertheless! Thank you, Professor!
29/31 Am I allowed to ask you one more thing as well?
(A) Of course! What do you need?
(B) Only if you ask nicely. Puggle smiley face. :)
30/31 Oh, it's nothing too big. Just a small favor... Of course! I'll ask as nicely as I can, Professor.
31/31 [NSFW Photo]
1/31 HOW DO I FIX THIS???
(A) Oh my goblin! DRAKE!!! Did you cast the Tentacle Hentai Curse! That's too powerful!
(B) Pants off and member out??? You were trying to cast another spell, weren't you?!
2/31 THEY'RE NOT, WHICH IS GOOD. BUT I'M KIND OF FREAKING OUT HERE...! I MEAN... YES???
3/31 I ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT WANTING TO BE TOUCHED, BUT NOT TOUCHED LIKE THIS...! BUT OBVIOUSLY IT FAILED, SO I GUESS THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR TRYING TO STUDY AND PRACTICE...!
4/31 I wanted to see if I could fix what I could before asking you.
5/31 And at first, I thought I had just failed the spell again.
6/31 But then these tendrils just suddenly started to move on their own before they tangled me up in them!
7/31 Bloody hell, I just want to cast this spell properly and pass class already...
(A) I mean, it's a good way to practice learning how to receive pleasure? It might help with your spellcasting!
(B) Well, you get an A in my gradebook. A for Aesthetically pleasing!
8/31 Maybe, actually! BUT IT'S MAKING ME FEEL REALLY TICKLISH RIGHT NOW...! THANKS! BUT A GRADE WON'T STOP THESE VINES, I'M PRETTY SURE!
9/31 I really don't want to die here!
10/31 This isn't the Pi Wizard Tourney!
11/31 It hasn't been 3.14 years yet!
12/31 Which means student deaths should be rare! RARE I TELL YOU!
13/31 PROFESSOR PLEASE HELP ME! WHAT DO I DO???
(A) Well, if these plants want to tickle your butt, you probably did something right!
(B) For one, I'm jealous of the plants. But you cast the spell right! The plants wanna pleasure you!
14/31 I don't like being tickled though, Professor. It makes me into a babbling mess! Pleasure me?? Are they an aphrodisiac???
15/31 AAAAAAH- This was supposed to be a spell of pleasure, not a spell of tickling! That would explain why I too am reacting like this!
16/31 What's the meaning of this?! Or that just might be out of panic that I did something wrong.
17/31 Do you really think something went right though, Professor?
18/31 I'm genuinely surprised if it did, because it sure doesn't feel like it!
19/31 Instead, it feels like there's something that keeps rubbing me the wrong way...
20/31 The right way...??? I don't know, but I'm more content the more I think about it.
(A) That's the spirit! Learn well, Drake!
(B) I mean, the vines were kinda kinky, but you looked cute either way!
21/31 I will, Professor! Thank you so much! Yes, they were. And yes, I did. Indeed!
22/31 Anyways, back to these vines...
23/31 BURNINATE!
Pause 2 day pause
24/31 PROFESSOR!
25/31 Professor, guess what?!
(A) Having a fun time, now that you learned the Spell of Pleasure works on almost anything?
(B) You've been cursed by a horny demon to think nothing but naughty thoughts in class?
26/31 I mean... Yes. I did. BUT NEVER YOU MIND...! No, but I did read a story like that before!
27/31 Though just as a note that I shouldn't be telling my Professor, you can very much make your wand pleasurable. I'm too stressed out to think of naughty things in class anyways, but I'll fix that soon!
28/31 But I've got even better news.
29/31 PAUSE FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT...
30/31 ...Okay, I don't want to pause for that long.
31/31 [NSFW Photo]
1/∞ I DID IT!
2/∞ I CAST THE SPELL RIGHT AND I PASSED!!!
3/∞ AAAAAAAAAH!
(A) Hey, who did you cast that spell on again? Because you've got me under your spell with how cute you are...
(B) AAAAYE! GOOD JOB! And great view, if I do say so myself.
4/∞ I wanted to cast this spell on you, so you could see my progress with the spell. But all I had was Professor Snipe... Goodness, Professor! You know just what to say to get my cheeks afluster!
5/∞ He reacted really well to it! But just don't touch the table in the great hall yet... It's sticky. And if that's a compliment on my bottom too, thank you.
6/∞ Puggle smug face. :P Puggle blushy face. ^///^
7/∞ Thank you so much for helping me in my time of panic, Professor!
8/∞ I wouldn't have been able to pass without you!
9/∞ Would you... Still let me contact you for some one-on-one teaching?
10/∞ Your advice has been so helpful, and I really could use the guidance again!
11/∞ Also because you're my favorite Professor.
(A) Private one-on-one sessions? Well, don't mind if I do. ;D
(B) Only if I get to do these sessions in person. That butt is a marvel that must be seen.
12/∞ Well, when you put that Puggle winking grin there, I almost feel afluster for our tutoring~ Professor...! You're embarrassing me...!
13/∞ Uh oh... I'm getting another dirty glare from Professor Snipe.
14/∞ I HAVE TO RUN NOW!
15/∞ BYE FOR NOW, PROFESSOR!
16/∞ And I'll see you in class!
17/∞ Bye!

Trivia[]

  • In coloration and name, Drake resembles the character Draco Malfoy of the Harry Potter franchise, which the Snogwarts setting parodies and borrows from.
  • In other aspects, he more closely resembles Harry Potter:
    • In personality, he holds no noticeable animosity towards non-magical people.
    • He is a member of the Brave Beavers House, more analogue to Gryffindor than Draco Malfoy's Slytherin.
    • He was cursed by 'He Who Must Not Be Referenced', a parody of He Who Must Not Be Named (Tom Marvolo Riddle, aka Voldemort).
  • Drake's dialogue makes it clear that Vellatrix's antipathy for Brave Beavers House continues unto today.


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