Wendy

Wendy is a pizza delivery girl that is unlocked in the phone update. She is unlocked with Iro at Frenemy level. Her second and third Phone Fling conversations unlock when Iro is at Sweetheart level.

You first meet Wendy when she delivers the pizza you ordered, for which you give a generous tip. The next day she steals your phone number from the ordering information so she can thank you for the "massive tip". She texts you again to start another conversation where you talk "sexy" to her while she eats food.

Wendy was chosen as a winner of Vote-a-Fling Season 2, to be turned into a fully Date-able girl, along with Ruri and Generica. Wendy is the first of the Season 2 winners to be released, becoming the thirty-seventh girl in the game's main tab. Her date-able character is unlocked after completing her LTE (Event #113) or by purchasing her from the Store page if you miss the event. She is not part of the main story, and you do not need to unlock any other girls to obtain her.

Personality[]

Wendy seems to be a very turned on person right from the moment you meet her. She enjoys teasing you and being teased by you. She says she has "a... thing with food" which she later explains as a sexual connection between food and the desire to have sexual relations with the orderer. As such, her attraction to you may be amplified by the fact that you are a marshmallow. She dislikes anything that may make her hate a food.

Phone Fling Messages[]

Note that pauses under 30 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

First Conversation[]

A mysterious person knows where you sleep at night... and knows what you ate. Who could it be but the voluptuous Wendy, delivery gal from the Salty Pepperoni! Wendy's first conversation is unlocked when you reach the Frenemy relationship level with Iro.

Progress	SFW chat	NSFW chat
1/9	Psst! Guess what? You don't know who I am. But I know you... And I know where you sleep at night...
2/9	Hee hee! Wanna know how I know? Can you guess?
(A)	You're a stalker. Which is cool with me. I have close relationships with several stalkers.	You're a stalker. Hopefully not the kind that kills. Hopefully the kind I can use my powers of seduction on...
(B)	I live in an anime. Nothing you say will shock me.	Listen. I'm breaking mad lads over here. I am the one who fucks. Nothing you say can shock me.
3/9	HaHA! You goof.	HaHA! Well well, look at the Pansexual Avenger here!
4/9	No no no. I know because I came to your house! Ooooooooh! Tell me, does this sound familiar...
5/9	Large meat pizza with olives. Two Cheesy Loafs. A tray of Brownies. Four fried chickens, and a Coke.
(A)	That's literally what I ate last night. So that means you're psychic!	Wha? Are you the Food Fairy or something? How the hell do you know what I ordered last night?
(B)	Yeaaah... That was my dinner last night. So are you, like, my conscience or something?	I assume you got that info from my credit card statement. So, you're an identity thief or...?
6/9	Tee hee! It's quite the mystery, isn't it?
7/9	I'd LOVE to leave you in suspense, letting you imagine all the weird pervy people I could be...
Pause	2 hour pause
8/9	Alright, I'm impatient, so screw that. Here's a pic of me. Do I look familiar??
9/9	[Wendy photo 1]
(A)	Unless you're a fast food cosplayer, I think you're the hottie that delivers my pizzas.
(B)	Heck yeah! You're that THICC delivery gal from the Salty Pepperoni!
1/19	Hahaha! Bingo! I'm so glad you remembered me!
2/19	I wasn't sure if you'd remember me by just my face, so I made sure my other "features" were in the shot. Hahaha!
3/19	Anyway, hope you don't mind. I stole your number from the computer thingy. Ta daa! I'm Wendy!
(A)	I never forget a face, Wendy. Or the other features you mentioned.	Somehow you've made the act of putting on a sock REALLY attractive.
(B)	I can see you are an asset to your company. I'd love to see more...	You stole my number? I can't forgive you until you send nudes.
4/19	Hee hee! You're sweet! And as you can probably tell, me and sweet things get along just fine.	Oooh! So demanding! Now grab my hair and tell me you want to speak to my manager. Hahaha!
5/19	Real talk though - I just wanted to say, "Thanks for the massive tip" you gave last night. It was crazy generous. I was over the Moon!
6/19	I'm kind of a big fan of "massive tips". Though I don't mind a little "oral praise" if you don't have the means to "tip".
7/19	So I wanted to make sure you had my personal number in case you ever needed any "special deliveries".
8/19	I guarantee I'll come in 30 minutes or less. Hahaha!
(A)	I really hope that was a lot of innuendo in those messages. Because I'm all hot and bothered now.
(B)	At first you had my curiosity. Now you have my attention.
9/19	Hahaha! Oh man, I'm giggling like an idiot at work. The customers all think I'm nuts!
Pause	3 hour pause
10/19	So I gotta ask - did you eat ALL that food I brought you last night? Be honest!
(A)	Uhh, well... I think there was some Cheesy Loaf left over. Why do you want to know?	Well, you see, I'm still growing.
(B)	Yes. Along with a quart of ice cream and some cookies. You impressed?	I'll eat anything. I'd eat you.
11/19	Welllllll.... Let's just say I was super curious...	Hahaha! Oh damn! Hee hee! You got me blushing in all the right places! :D
12/19	I've got kind of a... thing. With food.
13/19	And by thing I mean that I pretty much want to eat and do the sexy things all the time. Together. Non stop. It's my life's goal.
14/19	Seeing your order last night... I wanted so bad for you to pull me inside and have me for dessert. >.<
(A)	Hey - of all the fetishes, food is one of the best. Better then balloons.	Hey, I've got whipped cream. I've got sprinkles...
(B)	I need to warn you - I bite my ice cream.	My "massive tip" was directly related to how much I wanted to do the same to you.
15/19	Hahaha! You rascal! You're smoother than a milkshake!	Hee hee! Oh wow, I need to get some air. Or else I'm going to start humping the counter at work hahaha!
16/19	One sec - it's my lunch break. And I'm going to send you a little treat for making my day so nice.
Pause	4 hour pause
17/19	Ready? Depending on your work, this might be a bit NSFW...
18/19	I call this lil pic, "Lunch is served". <3	Burgers always make me, uhh... really hungry. I really really want someone to just go to town on me while I eat one...
19/19	[Wendy photo 2]	[NSFW photo]
(A)	Whoa! That burger looks delicious! Are you eating at a rival food chain, you naughty girl?	I never really thought food was sexy before. I do now.
(B)	My favorite meal. Burgers and pie!	Now all I want is to lick ketchup and mayo off your tits. That's MY new life goal.
1/18	You got it! ;) These burgers are the best. I have no idea why they get me so riled up.	Yeeeaaahh... I want you to tie me up and make me beg to be fed. Mmmm.
2/18	Hey true story! I've got a clause in my employee contract not to pose nude in uniform. Seriously!
3/18	Apparently there was an... incident? In the past? I dunno.
4/18	So touching myself at work and sending you the evidence is totally fine...
5/18	But I'd need to blur out the company logo before posting this anywhere. Makes sense, right?
(A)	Used to be a person could post nude selfies without corporations getting all uppity.
(B)	You're living dangerously then, sending me all this "evidence".	You'd better take that stuff off then.
6/18	You bet.	Hee hee! Is that a hint? Are you being coy?
Pause	4 hour pause
7/18	Well, I've got to run and make some deliveries now...
8/18	But before I go, I think maybe I should send you one more pic.
9/18	You see, I have this fantasy...
10/18	Where I'm dropping off a meal at a super hot customer's house. I know they're ravenous...
11/18	So I start playing with myself before they answer the door...
12/18	But then they catch me! And they see all the food and all of me and...
13/18	They take me inside... Pull off my shorts...
14/18	And have their way with me.
Pause	12 hour pause
15/18	So in honor of that little fantasy...
16/18	Here's a selfie. The sauciest one I can send and get away with at the moment...
17/18	This pic is called, "Customer service". In that I really want the customer to service me.
18/18	[Wendy photo 3]	[NSFW photo]
(A)	I'm definitely ordering take out tonight...	You're naughty. Maybe we should meet up and be naughty together sometime.
(B)	I'm all about making dreams come true...	I want to bury my face in there and feast on your ass.
1/∞	It's a "date" then. I'll bring extra Cheesy Loaf.	I hope we get the chance sometime!
2/∞	Then I'll see you later. Thanks for chatting. I'm going to need a "smoke break" and a sound proof room before my deliveries.
3/∞	Ciao, Scrumptious.
New conversation (Unlocked by Iro Sweetheart)
Pause	1 hour pause

Second Conversation[]

Wendy's second conversation unlocks after you reach the Sweetheart relationship level with Iro, at which point a 1-hour timer starts. She has you turn her on with "sexy" texts while putting herself into a food coma for the weekend.

Progress	SFW chat	NSFW chat
1/10	Hey, sexy beast, look alive!
2/10	I've got a special offer for you. One-day only! But first you've gotta answer a skill testing question.
3/10	True or False - the average human contains over 80,000 calories. Which in scientific terms is a "crap-ton".	True or False - the average human contains over 80,000 calories. Which in scientific terms is a "fuck-ton".
4/10	Guess right, and you'll win a "special" prize!
5/10	(Notice that "special" is in quotation marks. That means it's a naughty prize.)
6/10	You have 15 seconds. LOL.
(A)	True - but don't ask me how I know this fact.
(B)	False. The average human body contains hot air and sadness.
7/10	(A) DING DING! That's right! And really damn creepy too! (B) DING DING! You're wrong, but also right, which is good enough for me!
8/10	You win our "special" prize!
9/10	25% off dessert!!!	50% off dessert!!!
10/10	[Wendy photo 4]	[NSFW photo]
1/47	Drop by my place to "collect" your prize!	Drop by my place to get your prize! Bring syrup and lube!
2/47	HAHAHA!
3/47	Hey just kidding. It's me, Wendy.
4/47	How are you??? How's my sweet little popsicle doing?
5/47	You chilling? Looking for a lick or a suck? How's that stick feeling?	You chilling? Looking for a lick or a suck? Got a stick up your ass?
(A)	Hungry, as always. How's my favorite delivery girl?	Daaaaamn! There's so much I want to grab onto in this picture...
(B)	THICC-ness confirmed. I'm very happy you're not in uniform...	That's one delicious looking popsicle.
6/47	(A) I'm good. Just got off shift, and I'm starved and kind of frisky. (B) Hahaha! Right?? Now I can flash you my credentials without fear of corporate!	(A) Mmmmm. That's actually my faaaaaaave. I love being grabbed and manhandled. (B) HAHA! You magnificent ASS! Look closer! You might see my enormous boobies!
7/47	Loooooong day at work. Split shift. Oh! And I had a lady pull my hair when I wouldn't give her a free ice cream.
(A)	WTF are you serious? Are you okay?
(B)	That's insane. I would only pull someone's hair over a spilled drink or something.
8/47	(A) Oh yeah, I'm fine. Another customer punched her, and they're both in jail now or some BS. (B) Hahaha! Right??? I mean wow, you gnarly potato, get your priorities in order!
9/47	The jokes on her though! I LIKED it.
10/47	Usually you gotta buy me a drink and whisper inappropriate things to me before I let you pull my hair...
11/47	But it got my engine revving anyway. It helped that she was pretty hot.
12/47	Really really flat boobies, but just, like, a top notch booty.
13/47	Girl could've twerked the neighbourhood down. We're talking Richter scale. It was miraculous.
(A)	Poetry. Your words paint an incredible mental image.
(B)	If I don't see a clip of this online within the hour, then the internet has failed me.
14/47	(A) If art was real, it was in this girl's butt. (B) Oh frick! I didn't even think! I should have bugged witnesses after for evidence!
15/47	Anyway, I've ordered like 20 cheeseburgers and I'm probably going to stay in tonight for some "me" time.	Anyway, I've ordered like 20 cheeseburgers and I'm probably going to stay in tonight and pleasure myself.
16/47	This is the start of my weekend, so I'm good to go into a food coma for a couple days.
17/47	Wanna help? Keep me company? Say naughty stuff to me to keep things interesting?
(A)	Heck yes. I know lots of naughty words.
(B)	I ate fries with duck fat mayonnaise today.
18/47	(A) Ooo la la! Words like, "extra cheese" and "bacon" :P (B) SPLOOSH! HAHAHA! You know just what a girl wants to hear.
19/47	Oooh! Hold on! My dinner is here!
20/47	I'm going to answer the door naked! / I'm going to answer the door "au natural"! (Mobile Version)
21/47	It's never happened on my own shift, so I'm going to make some fellow delivery-person's day.
22/47	BRB!
Pause	1 day pause
23/47	OH GAAAAWD! >.<
24/47	The delivery driver was a regular at the place I work!
(A)	This is everything I was hoping for.
(B)	Oh, I think I've seen this one! Did they offer to fix your pipes?
25/47	(A) LOL! You WOULD hope my harmless shenanigans end in disaster! (B) No. Despite how obvious that should have been!
26/47	It was so awkward! He got confused and was like, "How much do I owe you?"
27/47	And I got confused and said, "Yeah, they're real. Double Ds."
28/47	And he said, "About $3.50".
29/47	Anyway, after a lot of confusion, I basically tipped him everything in my purse...
30/47	Which included a condom and a brownie I was saving for later.
31/47	So this was a disaster.
32/47	10 / 10 - would do it again, I guess?
(A)	This is literally the best case scenario. Proof we're in the best timeline.
(B)	You're doing good. We need people like you on the front lines, making the "risque" plot lines possible.
33/47	(A) Well, at least I still got the food. I suppose there are worse alternatives. (B) Hahaha! Well put! Another case of the media giving me unrealistic expectations...
34/47	Hey, I'm going to stuff my face for a bit. Say something sexy.
35/47	Like - try to make me blush.
36/47	It's harder than it looks.
37/47	(That's what he said!)
(A)	I keep picturing you in an apron, making cake, while I'm doing my best to make it hard to focus.	I want to use your body as a tray for my sushi. I have many beautiful arrangements in mind.
(B)	I want to pour hot sauce on you and cry-gag myself to an evening of wonder and discovery.	I want to do the Cinnamon Challenge out of your belly button.
38/47	(A) Awww! That's actually a super sweet thing to say! :D Oddly romantic and junk. (B) HAHAHA! YOU WEIRDO!	(A) OMG wow, I don't even know what to do with that one... (B) NO NO NO! OMG don't do it!
39/47	(A) You'd need like a three foot tongue to distract me from making cake though. (B) I love it so much! XD I would call myself the Fire Queen, and take you on a grand tour of the Scoville Kingdom.	(A) Usually, when I fantasize about food and sex, it's kind of messy. (B) I did the CC once and got mega sick. I'm talking "night of binge drinking cheap wine" sick.
40/47	(A) My cake game is strong. (B) That legit made me laugh. <3	(A) What you just described sounds kind of... pretty. >.< I'm actually blushing a bit. (B) I haven't been able to look at Cinnamon the same. I don't like challenges that might make me hate food. :(
Pause	1 hour pause
41/47	Lemme ask you something.
42/47	How do you feel about the whole food / fantasy thing?	How do you feel about the whole food / sex thing?
43/47	I'm digging talking to you about it, but you might be just really friendly. I dunno.
(A)	I like sex of all different kinds. I get into whatever my partner is into. Legit.
(B)	Meh. I like you, Wendy. Everything else is just icing.
44/47	(A) Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I would have guessed you were into the same junk as me. (B) Daw, you're sweet. I wanna dip you in frosting like a dunkaroo.
45/47	But here, hold on. I'm gonna snap a pic.
Pause	1 day 11 hour 50 minute pause
46/47	(NSFW - LOL!)
47/47	[Wendy photo 5]	[NSFW photo]
1/38	Let's say we were roommates and you walked in on me looking like that.
2/38	What would you do?
(A)	Yeah, I'm into it. I'd probably give you one of those, "You wanna?" looks.	I can see what I want to taste. I'd pull those panties off and tell you to lie back.
(B)	Just so we understand each other - I'm taking one of those burgers.	I'd go for the cheeseburger first.
3/38	(A) Hahaha! Aww, I'm picturing it and it's kind of awkward and sweet. I like it! (B) HAHA! Oh you think so, do you?	(A) Noice! See, that's what I'm talking about. (B) HAHAHA! You wonderfully magnificent bastard!
4/38	(A) I mean, I'd probably ditch my clothes and ask you to start going to town, so it'd get pretty hot and heavy pretty quickly. (B) Well, now we're going to have naked wrestle-fighting, because when faced with a natural predator, the wild Wendy gets nasty!	(A) I want sooooooooo badly to eat and fuck at the same time. Getting messy and confusing. (B) Attacking a poor defenseless girl with a vibrator in her pussy, and trying to rob her of her meal. XD
5/38	(A) But nothing wrong with a sweet little appetizer. (B) I like the thought of defending my cheeseburgers. It has a sexy heroic vibe I'm digging.	(A) But whenever I bring it up on the first date, people look at me sideways. Hahaha! (B) Love it! <3 What fun!
6/38	Aww! I like the thought of inappropriate, friends-with-benefits roommates!
7/38	If you were mine, I'd do all kinds of stuff to spoil you.
8/38	I give crazy good massages, so I'd start there.
9/38	I've got this flavored massage oil stuff that's really good. I actually put it on my ice cream sometimes.
10/38	You ever been pinned down and massaged by giant bewbs and crazy nimble feet?
(A)	I make a point of seeking that very thing out at least once a month.
(B)	Yeah. In my dreams. ;)
11/38	(A) Oh hey, me too! It's good for the soul! (B) Oh wow! Well, if we ever fool around, I know what I'm doing first!
12/38	I'd cradle you in the bathtub, and let you lean against my softness.
13/38	I'd surprise you with naked brownies, because they taste better that way.
14/38	I'd drizzle honey on me for your tea, for that extra special TLC.	I'd drizzle honey down my tits for your tea, for that extra special TLC.
15/38	I'm getting all tingly just imagining all this.	I'm getting super wet just imagining all this...
(A)	You paint an erotic picture. Also, I'm super hungry now.
(B)	You're hilarious and sexy. It's not fair to be good at two things.
16/38	(A) LOL! Isn't that just the way the cookie crumbles, hey? (B) LOL! Well, I train hard at both everyday. You need determination to get this good!
17/38	(A) The constant story of my life. Hungry and HORN-gry. Know what I mean? (B) But I'm glad you think so. Gawsh.
18/38	So I'd like to tell you something.
19/38	I've been pretty much "on the brink" this whole time talking to you.	I've been pretty much edging this whole time talking to you.
20/38	In case that wasn't clear.
21/38	And, like, I'm just so close. I need a boost.	And, like, I'm RIGHT on the edge of finishing.
22/38	So I'm going to snap a pic, and if you're nice to me, I'll send you the pic.
23/38	Deal?
(A)	Alright, I accept your mission. What's on your mind?
(B)	I don't normally negotiate with terrorists, but I've never met one so... Appetizing.
24/38	(A) Oh, it's super simple. (B) Aha! I knew I could cause the downfall of civilization with these bewbs!
25/38	I want you to say one thing - just one! - about which food you think is sexiest.
26/38	Might be an easy or difficult question, depending on your tastes.	Hurry, because I'm super close.
(A)	I like irony. I want to eat chicken breast off a breast. Rump roast off a rump. Etc.
(B)	I'm super attracted to pumpkins. How do you feel about body paint?
27/38	(A) HAHAHAHAA! (B) Oh gosh! What a great idea!
28/38	(A) You freak. I like you so much. <3 (B) Oh wow, do they make edible body paint? Maybe we could frost me into a pumpkin cake?
Pause	1 hour pause
29/38	OOOOooooh yes!	Oooooooooooooooooooh baby that's good.
30/38	Lovely!	That did the trick.
31/38	Your suggestion made me laugh, which was not exactly what I was looking for...
32/38	But it was kind of better. =)
33/38	You're neat. Thanks for helping me ride the lightning. <3
(A)	The feeling is mutual.
(B)	I consider this a public service. It is my honor to help.
34/38	(A) Oh good! I was curious if maybe, sort of, I was having a similar effect on you... (B) You're like a superhero. But, like, a really inappropriate one. =D
Pause	2 day pause
35/38	Anyway, I promised you a pic.
36/38	This is the "before" pic.
37/38	I didn't take an "after" pic because I was busy. =D
38/38	[Wendy photo 6]	[NSFW photo]
1/∞	Thanks for helping me kick my weekend off right. <3
(A)	My pleasure.
(B)	I gotta go. I need to eat.
2/∞	(A) I bet it was! (B) Aww, you sweet talker. You know just what a girl wants to hear.
3/∞	I'm gonna go get dessert. I'll chat you up again sometime.
4/∞	Lots of love with extra cheese! <3
5/∞	Buh bye!
New conversation (Unlocked by Iro Sweetheart)

Third Conversation[]

Wendy's third conversation unlocks after reaching the Sweetheart relationship level with Iro (Note that if you soft reset after unlocking the second conversation, you will need to get Iro back to Sweetheart relationship level to unlock the third conversation.). She proposes that you and her meet up and go on a date (full character available as LTE / in the Store).

Progress	SFW chat	NSFW chat
1/∞	Hey it's meeeeeee!
Pause	7 day pause
2/∞	Your fave hot and fresh delivery gal!
(A)	You again?
(B)	Girl, get over here. Don't make me beg. You're killing me.
3/∞	(A) Yup! I don't take hints. I only take tips. Tips of all kinds! (B) Aww! You always know just what to say to make me blush!
4/∞	But listen - I ain't bugging you out of the blue for no good reason.
5/∞	I was thinking it might be time to commit the ultimate "party foul".
6/∞	And that's asking your potential booty-call / flirty digital hookup friend out on a date.
7/∞	I've decided I like ya. And I wanna meet ya.
(A)	Tell me more of this "meeting".
(B)	I'd love to get rid of the word "potential" in that last sentence.
8/∞	(A) It's the thing all the cool kids are doing! (B) Yeah, see, me too! Were like... brain twins or something!
9/∞	But for reals - I was toying with the idea of inviting you over.
10/∞	You know. For raspberry cake.
11/∞	And by that, I mean blowing raspberries on my tummy, and other stuff.	And by that I mean the sex-ings.
12/∞	But THEN I realized I kind of liked you a whole bunch.
13/∞	So I'd love to do more than dessert. I want the full course meal, you know?
14/∞	Sound good?
(A)	I am so in.
(B)	I mean... Dessert is still on the menu, right? Comes after the meal?
15/∞	(A) I thought you would be! (B) Oh man! That's what she said!
16/∞	(A) I mean, I was prepared to go the distance here. I have a burlap sack. (B) Come after a meal!
17/∞	(A) I could kidnap you. (B) HA! You're funny. I like you.
18/∞	Okay, we're on like Konky Dongs.
19/∞	Meet me at the boardwalk tonight, at the end of my shift. I usually hit that place during my last deliveries.
20/∞	Then we'll hang out. Do stuff.
21/∞	It'll be fun.
22/∞	Smooches! Bewby squeezes! See you soon!

The following note appeared at the end of the third conversation, prior to completing the Wendy LTE:

You can unlock this girl as a full character if you complete her Limited Time Event.

If you miss the event then you will be able to purchase her from the Store page:

[Coming Soon]

Dialogue List[]

First Meeting[]

You and Wendy agree to meet up at the boardwalk, where she's making her last delivery for the day. As you're waiting patiently, you see a nail sticking out of the boardwalk that looks a little hazardous. As you reach down to pull it, you hear Wendy call, "Yooohooo!" but...
Structurally unsound heritage site (and segway)... CRUSHED!
You rush to Wendy's side, tossing aside broken boards. She cries out, "Oh no! My segway! My uniform! My supper! You destroyed them all!"
The anger of a thousand suns is burning in her eyes. Though she might just be a bit hangry. Either way, it looks like you've got your hands FULL with Wendy.

Adversary[]

Well, this has ruined my appetite. Welllll. No. That's a lie. I shouldn't be so over dramatic.

Sorry[]

My segway! My take out! You've ruined them! Look at them lying in the dirt. I mean... I'm still gonna eat that take out. But sadly!
That's the way the cookie crumbles, I guess. Ugh, just saying that makes me feel depressed.
That Segway was like a father to me! Side note though - I've never actually had a father, and have no idea what that expression means. It's just something I've heard sad people say.
Innuendo? More like stick it in-ur-endo bucko. This is no time for flirting!
Hmm. My horoscope said, "Your phat ass is getting clapped today." My fault that I had slightly higher expectations, I guess.

Poke[]

What was that!? Don't make me go all Gordon Ramsay on your ass!

Gift[]

Oof. Junk. And not the kind you store in the trunk. The kind you put into an actual trunk and mail somewhere else.

Upgrade to Nuisance[]

Well, this was a rocky start. But "rocky road" is fortunately my favorite ice cream. So we can't surrender to despair, right? [...]
Right! Now let's go bury my segway and never speak of this again.

Nuisance[]

I got really excited when I first saw you. I thought for a sec I was on a date with a certain "doughboy". But don't worry, you're great too.

Sorry[]

Can't a girl get an apology burger around here?
On the plus side, the video of me bailing on that segway is going viral, apparently. I'm getting a bit of internet fame. And let me tell you, I am going to SELL OUT!
Figures. On the day I'm involved in a random architectural disaster, I also had a lousy customer call me "testy". That's a boy word! Worst day ever!
Hey, you hungry? How about a knuckle sandwich? Hahaha! Just kidding. I only do violence to buffets.
In terms of "first impressions", that was somewhere between "indigestion" and "food poisoning". Let's slam some pepto and try again.

Poke[]

Not quite but I like your enthusiasm.

Gift[]

Oof. Junk. And not the kind you store in the trunk. The kind you put into an actual trunk and mail somewhere else.

Upgrade to Frenemy[]

I'm still sore from the tumble I took. Gravity is not a friend of mine. I feel like she's too hard on me. [...]
Real talk though - if you start dating some kind of... Gravity girl or something, you'd better warn me. I've been talking mad trash about her.

Frenemy[]

I should be out doing my deliveries but annoying you is more fun.

Sorry[]

Can't a girl get an apology burger around here?
On the plus side, the video of me bailing on that segway is going viral, apparently. I'm getting a bit of internet fame. And let me tell you, I am going to SELL OUT!
Figures. On the day I'm involved in a random architectural disaster, I also had a lousy customer call me "testy". That's a boy word! Worst day ever!
Hey, you hungry? How about a knuckle sandwich? Hahaha! Just kidding. I only do violence to buffets.
In terms of "first impressions", that was somewhere between "indigestion" and "food poisoning". Let's slam some pepto and try again.

Poke[]

Not quite but I like your enthusiasm.

Gift[]

Oof. Junk. And not the kind you store in the trunk. The kind you put into an actual trunk and mail somewhere else.

Upgrade to Acquaintance[]

I'm sure you've guessed, but the best way to my heart is through my stomach. I'm sure you'll figure it out. [...]
There is, in fact, another route inside my heart. It's a bit further away and requires naughty words to describe. We'll experiment with that one later.

Acquaintance[]

Do you think my jokes are too... corny? Of course you don't. Food puns are fricken amazeballs.

Talk[]

Can't a girl get an apology burger around here?
On the plus side, the video of me bailing on that segway is going viral, apparently. I'm getting a bit of internet fame. And let me tell you, I am going to SELL OUT!
Figures. On the day I'm involved in a random architectural disaster, I also had a lousy customer call me "testy". That's a boy word! Worst day ever!
Hey, you hungry? How about a knuckle sandwich? Hahaha! Just kidding. I only do violence to buffets.
In terms of "first impressions", that was somewhere between "indigestion" and "food poisoning". Let's slam some pepto and try again.

Poke[]

Not quite but I like your enthusiasm.

Gift[]

Oof. Junk. And not the kind you store in the trunk. The kind you put into an actual trunk and mail somewhere else.

Upgrade to Friendzoned[]

Does this shirt show off, like, WAY too much cleavage? [...]
Perfect! Gotta earn those tips, ya know? Girl's gotta get paid.

Friendzoned[]

Work was a drag today. Like, literally. I dragged some angry bozo out and bounced him off the curb. Don't mess with big girls, yo.

Talk[]

I'm trying to quit the sexual innuendos but man is it hard... *snort* That's what she said!! Aww - see what I mean?
Your butt needs some curve! Eat more trans fats. It'll help TRANS-form your booty! Hahaha! I actually don't know what trans fats do, but that joke was solid.
I have a kink in my neck and it might need a little squeeze. Want to volunteer? It comes with a free pass to squeeze anywhere else you fancy...
So wait, you actually go by the name, "Marshmallow"? Hmmm, I wonder if you taste as sweet as you look...
While I'm segway-less, I've figured out a way you can help me with deliveries. It involves you giving me piggy backs and making little engine noises. Sound good?
Hmm. I thought I was angry with you. But then I had tacos, and I feel lots better. I guess I was more hangry than anything. Shrug!

Poke[]

Not quite but I like your enthusiasm.

Gift[]

Yuss! Free stuff! Love it!

Upgrade to Awkward Besties[]

Ugh... I had WAY too much back there. I'mma need you to be my spirit animal, and lead me home. Okay? [...]
Great. For the next 30 minutes, you're an honorary wallabee. Go wallabee. Help Wendy get home.

Awkward Besties[]

Hey. Just want you to know I'm thinking, like, 80% affectionate thoughts about you. The other 20% are VERY inappropriate. Hee hee!

Flirt[]

I LUV having balls in my mouth! Meatballs, cheese balls, puff balls, melon balls, salty chocolate balls! There's just something about that shape that brings out the best in food.
My chest hurts whenever I see you. Either I've got a crush on you or I need immediate medical attention. Or maybe a breast reduction? Geez, these alternate options SUCK.
Hey listen. I don't wanna sound like some silly girl with her head full of clouds. But I would love to be your little ice cream cone. Which means licking and biting should commence immediately.
Do you think my butt looks big in these shorts!? You do? Aww, thanks! You're sweet!
Yeah yeah, I'm a sucker for people like you. Kind, sexy, silly, rich. Just tell Wendy your heart's desire, and she'll make it happen.
Everyone going on about "Netflix and chill". Well I've got one better - "Takeout and Makeout". Allow me to demonstrate!
Cutie pie. Looking all cute and stuff. C'mere so I can nibble you for a sec.
You know, I always seem to have a good time with you around. You're an extra large helping of fun!

Poke[]

Not quite but I like your enthusiasm.

Gift[]

I like the fact that not everything you get for me is edible. I mean, I dig "edible". But I also like stuff that makes me feel pretty.

Upgrade to Crush[]

I got 10 extra large pizzas and a bunch of horror movies! You up for a scary movie marathon? [...]
Sweet! Oh, just so you know. I get scared easily, so I'll probably be hugging you for comfort A LOT. Don't make it awkward. Just embrace the scared bewby hugs.

Crush[]

I want some nuggs. Go geeeeeet them for meeeeee! Pleeeeaaaaase! I need those chicken tendies! Kay thanks bye! <3

Flirt[]

I LUV having balls in my mouth! Meatballs, cheese balls, puff balls, melon balls, salty chocolate balls! There's just something about that shape that brings out the best in food.
My chest hurts whenever I see you. Either I've got a crush on you or I need immediate medical attention. Or maybe a breast reduction? Geez, these alternate options SUCK.
Hey listen. I don't wanna sound like some silly girl with her head full of clouds. But I would love to be your little ice cream cone. Which means licking and biting should commence immediately.
Do you think my butt looks big in these shorts!? You do? Aww, thanks! You're sweet!
Yeah yeah, I'm a sucker for people like you. Kind, sexy, silly, rich. Just tell Wendy your heart's desire, and she'll make it happen.
Everyone going on about "Netflix and chill". Well I've got one better - "Takeout and Makeout". Allow me to demonstrate!
Cutie pie. Looking all cute and stuff. C'mere so I can nibble you for a sec.
You know, I always seem to have a good time with you around. You're an extra large helping of fun!

Poke[]

Ahh ha ha ha! No no! My soft outer layer does nothing to protect me!

Gift[]

Aww, you goof. What am I even supposed to say? This is cool. Thanks.

Upgrade to Sweetheart[]

Hey. Listen. I know that we joke, and I know you're super into my dummy thiccness. But... I also see you being all sweet and junk. [...]
I just wanted to say it outloud. I dig you a ton. You're special to me. Thanks for making me feel special too.

Sweetheart[]

Aww, I think about all sorts of romantic junk when I'm around you. You're a bad influence. How's a girl supposed to keep up her horn-gry ways when you're over here being all charming?

Flirt[]

You're really sweet, and I've got quite the sweet tooth.
I'll have seconds of whatever you are. And a doggy bag to take home. You're delicious AF.
We go together like PB & J! So go on... Spread that jelly. I'll spread my butt-er. Hahaha! Is this creepy enough for you?
Wanna make out? I'm in a "make out" kind of mood. You know that feeling?
Sometimes I think I could help crash test vehicles. 'Cause this girl be DUMMY THICC! Haha! Yeah boi!!!!
My affection for you is like unlimited breadsticks. 'Cause it's unlimited. Thought it'd be best to explain that one, in case it was too artsy fartsy for you. Hahaha!
Our love is fresh, never frozen! Well... Except for whenever I put these chilly hands and feet on your bod. C'mere!
I scream. You scream. We all scream. This is a fricken intense description of our enthusiasm for ice cream. Eff me.
You're sooooo hot! Like fiery delicious Jalapenos! You burn me so good, baby.
I mean - look how soft I am. It would be weird if you DIDN'T just climb on and kick back. I'm snuggly as hell!
Actually, I love delivering food! It's weird, I know, but I get a little buzz seeing people happy to see me, happy to get food. It makes me feel fuzzy and good.
Oooh nooo... I somehow spilled honey all over my everything! Who will come to save meeeee... Oh crap! BEES!
Stick a fork in me, I'm done.
I made banana bread! I then ate that banana bread. So I made another loaf! And then I ate that. The moral of this story is that it's the thought that counts. Tee hee!
Get over here, my scrumptious little Marshmallow. I've got a slice of hot delicious pie to share.
Surprise bewby hug! Hahaha! You can't breathe!
You a fan of fine dining? Coz I'm lookin' fine and you look hungry.
I'm tryin to find a way to tell someone that they need to get more "handsy" with me. You know? A little more grope and snuggle? Do they make greeting cards for that?

Poke[]

Ahh ha ha ha! No no! My soft outer layer does nothing to protect me!

Gift[]

You're sweeter than sundaes on Sunday, you romantic weirdo.

Upgrade to Girlfriend[]

I would like to dip you in caramel, and just... Deal with that. Would you be okay with that situation? [...]
Sweet. I already have an industrial drum of caramel. No no, don't ask why. No time for questions. Let's make this happen!

Girlfriend[]

Ahh - self-delivering Marshmallows. I want to order at least a dozen of you and try to "accomodate" you all. Hahaha!

Flirt[]

You're really sweet, and I've got quite the sweet tooth.
I'll have seconds of whatever you are. And a doggy bag to take home. You're delicious AF.
We go together like PB & J! So go on... Spread that jelly. I'll spread my butt-er. Hahaha! Is this creepy enough for you?
Wanna make out? I'm in a "make out" kind of mood. You know that feeling?
Sometimes I think I could help crash test vehicles. 'Cause this girl be DUMMY THICC! Haha! Yeah boi!!!!
My affection for you is like unlimited breadsticks. 'Cause it's unlimited. Thought it'd be best to explain that one, in case it was too artsy fartsy for you. Hahaha!
Our love is fresh, never frozen! Well... Except for whenever I put these chilly hands and feet on your bod. C'mere!
I scream. You scream. We all scream. This is a fricken intense description of our enthusiasm for ice cream. Eff me.
You're sooooo hot! Like fiery delicious Jalapenos! You burn me so good, baby.
I mean - look how soft I am. It would be weird if you DIDN'T just climb on and kick back. I'm snuggly as hell!
Actually, I love delivering food! It's weird, I know, but I get a little buzz seeing people happy to see me, happy to get food. It makes me feel fuzzy and good.
Oooh nooo... I somehow spilled honey all over my everything! Who will come to save meeeee... Oh crap! BEES!
Stick a fork in me, I'm done.
I made banana bread! I then ate that banana bread. So I made another loaf! And then I ate that. The moral of this story is that it's the thought that counts. Tee hee!
Get over here, my scrumptious little Marshmallow. I've got a slice of hot delicious pie to share.
Surprise bewby hug! Hahaha! You can't breathe!
You a fan of fine dining? Coz I'm lookin' fine and you look hungry.
I'm tryin to find a way to tell someone that they need to get more "handsy" with me. You know? A little more grope and snuggle? Do they make greeting cards for that?

Poke[]

Ahh ha ha ha! No no! My soft outer layer does nothing to protect me!

Gift[]

You're sweeter than sundaes on Sunday, you romantic weirdo.

Upgrade to Lover[]

You're the best. I've fallen crazy hard for you, and wanna do stuff to your body. Sound good? [...]
A romance for the ages, hahaha! Okay, let's grab the syrup and get sticky.

Lover[]

C'mere, give me a smooch. My lips are a bit chapped, and I'm too lazy to fetch my own lip balm. C'mere I said!
I love happy endings. Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Fondle fondle.
Tadaaaa! Wendy is still here, and she's still crazy about you.
Gawd damn you're so cute. Everytime you walk by, I get this little flutter in my heart. I just wanna SQUEEZE YOU!
Hey listen - let me know if there's any lil outfits you wanna see me in. I'm game for dress up. Or dress down. Or dressing. I'm figuratively and literally pretty flexible.
(Naked) Check out my smokin hot buns! Go and give em a BIG squeeze!
(Naked) Drizzle me in syrup, call me sugar, get sticky. Pancakes are fricken awesome.
(Naked) I don't know how much more obvious I gotta be. Let's bang!

We go together like PB & J! So go on... Spread that jelly. I'll spread my butt-er. Hahaha! Is this creepy enough for you?
Wanna make out? I'm in a "make out" kind of mood. You know that feeling?
Sometimes I think I could help crash test vehicles. 'Cause this girl be DUMMY THICC! Haha! Yeah boi!!!!
My affection for you is like unlimited breadsticks. 'Cause it's unlimited. Thought it'd be best to explain that one, in case it was too artsy fartsy for you. Hahaha!
Our love is fresh, never frozen! Well... Except for whenever I put these chilly hands and feet on your bod. C'mere!
I scream. You scream. We all scream. This is a fricken intense description of our enthusiasm for ice cream. Eff me.
You're sooooo hot! Like fiery delicious Jalapenos! You burn me so good, baby.
I mean - look how soft I am. It would be weird if you DIDN'T just climb on and kick back. I'm snuggly as hell!
Actually, I love delivering food! It's weird, I know, but I get a little buzz seeing people happy to see me, happy to get food. It makes me feel fuzzy and good.
Oooh nooo... I somehow spilled honey all over my everything! Who will come to save meeeee... Oh crap! BEES!
Stick a fork in me, I'm done.
I made banana bread! I then ate that banana bread. So I made another loaf! And then I ate that. The moral of this story is that it's the thought that counts. Tee hee!
Get over here, my scrumptious little Marshmallow. I've got a slice of hot delicious pie to share.
Surprise bewby hug! Hahaha! You can't breathe!
You a fan of fine dining? Coz I'm lookin' fine and you look hungry.
I'm tryin to find a way to tell someone that they need to get more "handsy" with me. You know? A little more grope and snuggle? Do they make greeting cards for that?
(Naked) How dare you? I'm not two dimensional - I like plenty of things. Food, sex... uhhhh... Hold on, gimme a second...
(Naked) Boing. Boing. Boing. They're so mesmerising. Like a bouncing lava lamp, hey?
(Naked) Bewbs with foods is the best. Someday that'll be the name of my own restaurant. It'll be shut down SO fast. HAHAHA!
(Naked) Slap my ass and tell me I'm pretty. Hey! A girl needs a blend of sweet and spicy.
(Naked) Life pro tip: it's WAY easier to eat like this, don't have to clean any clothes.
(Naked) Am I being to subtle? I thought about covering myself with chocolate and tying myself up. Or wait, maybe THAT'S too subtle? Hmm...
(Naked) Heck yeah - look at all this juicy goodness on display.
(Naked) BAM! Surprise titty drop! Watch out, they're more than a mouthful!
(Naked) I just love cooking in the nude! Except bacon. Don't mess with that stuff.

Poke[]

Hahahaha! No no no! That tickles! You aaaaassssssss! HAHAHA!
I see your hand trying to sneak around. I didn't say stop! I'm just verifying my excellent observational skills!
No no! You're going to make me--- aaaand now I'm all hot and bothered. You wanna finish this in the bedroom?
(Naked) YES! Now pull my hair and tell me I'm bad at my job.
(Naked) Stop stop stop! If my bewbs bounce any harder, I'm going to throw my back out! Ha! Just kidding - sneak attack!
(Naked) You keep this up and the whole neighborhood is going to hear me.
(Naked) I can't help but feel you want this to lead somewhere else. You're going to have to go lower if you want that!

Gift[]

D'aww, you're such a sweetie pie and I love you like crazy.
Geez, you're so thoughtful. I didn't get you anything. Hmm. Give me ten minutes and some heavy cream, and I'll whip something up.
Noice! Wendy scores again! Hahaha!
Aww, I'm loving it!
[School Uniform] Now THIS is a uniform. And you know what they say... Don't freeze - get fresh. Wink wink, nudge nudge!
[Bathing Suit] Oh yeah. Feast your eyes. This is all natural, baby.
[Diamond Ring] WEDDING CAKE! I NEEEEEEEEDS IT!
[Holiday Outfit] See this present? It means I'm the present and you gotta unwrap me. Hope you like peppermint, haha!
[Lingerie] Always nice to take off the work uniform and just relax. Get over here and help me relax some more hehehehe.
[Birthday Suit] I didn't have time to write "all you can eat" on my bewbies. So you'll just have to use your imagination...

Sex Scene[]

Wendy pulls you into the bedroom, where a kingdom of food is already waiting. "Alright. Drop your pants. This is going to get messy!" What follows is over an hour of fucking, fellatio and food. Wendy licks every inch of your body. You suck chocolate syrup off her breasts. At one point there's a zucchini. It's delicious madness.
Later, the two of you lay together, panting. Every inch of you is either sticky or oily. As soon as Wendy has caught her breath, she leans over and begins to suck your fingers. "Let's continue this in the shower..." she says, leading you from the bed, stopping only to grab the whipped cream.

Date[]

[Moonlight Stroll] When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you EAT that sunova beech!
[Beach] I love having my own personal floaties attached to my body. I could save lives with these babies.
[Sightseeing] Hmm. That tour had less "chocolate rivers" and "dancing orange men" than I was expecting.
[Movie Theater] I swear, my hand was aiming for the popcorn... the first time at least hehehe.

Dialogue about Ayeka[]

Whoa, that girl over there is covered in ketchup. Haven't really tried ketchup play... Wait, you don't think it's covered in ketchup? What else could it be?
Feels like I'm being stalked lately. Which is probably a real problem I should take seriously. But saying "stalked" reminds me of corn, and now I'm eating corn. *munch*
I think I have a stalker. She's cute but there's a strange look in her eye. Like, she wants to devour me or something. Thing is... I'm a *little* into vore so... win for me.
I think that super scary girl might like you. Hey! You think we could talk her into a threesome?
There was a razor blade in my pizza! Either someone wants me dead, or they hired Chad back. Dude - that guy's gotta be kept away from sharp things.
There's this girl that I think is trying to intimidate me. Jokes on her, working in fast food burns out your emotions and leaves you a hollow shell. I'm beyond pain at this point.

Requirement Table[]

Relationship Level	Requirement 1	Requirement 2	Requirement 3	Requirement 4	Rewards
Adversary	6,969,696 Affection	6,969 Donuts	Lvl 14 Funny	Reach "Burger Meister" at Fast food job	1 diamond 0.64 Prestige
Nuisance	696,969,696 Affection	696,969 Donuts	Lvl 21 Funny	Lvl 21 Lucky	1 diamond 0.96 Prestige
Frenemy	6,969,696,969 Affection	696,969 Chocolates	Lvl 28 Funny	Reach "Hambaron" at Fast food job	1 diamond 1.28 Prestige
Acquaintance	69,696,969,696 Affection	696,969 Drinks	Lvl 35 Funny	Lvl 35 Suave	1 diamond 1.60 Prestige
Friendzone	696,969,696,969 Affection	696,969 Cakes	Lvl 42 Funny	69 Moonlight Stroll Dates	1 diamond 1.92 Prestige
Awkward Besties	6,969,696,969,696 Affection	69,696,969 Drinks	Reach "Beef Chief" at Fast food job	69 Beach Dates	1 diamond 2.24 Prestige
Crush	69,696,969,696,969 Affection	69,696,969 Cakes	Lvl 49 Funny	69 Sightseeing Dates	1 diamond 2.56 Prestige
Sweetheart	696,969,696,969,696 Affection	1 Bewitched Jam	Lvl 56 Lucky	696 Movie Theater Dates	1 diamond 2.88 Prestige
Girlfriend	69,696,969,696,969,669 Affection	69 Bewitched Jams	Lvl 69 Funny	696x Reset Boost	3 diamond 3.20 Prestige
Lover	You did it!	—	—	—	11 total diamonds 17.28 Prestige

Trivia[]

Her name seems to come from the popular fast-food chain "Wendy's".
In the second photo, you can catch a glimpse of the McDonald's golden arch in the back.
Wendy is the second phone fling girl who starts another conversation with you, after Peanut.
- Wendy is the second phone fling girl to become fully-dateable.
When she recites the list of food you ordered last night, “Four fried chickens, and a Coke” is a reference to the movie “The Blues Brothers.”
Your Character's line "I am the one who fucks" could be a reference to Walter White from Breaking Bad, where he says the famous quote, "I am the one who knocks".
Wendy's sweetheart photo is a reference to the "Pocky game," where two people share the Japanese biscuit snack and try to be the last one to hold onto it, often kissing as a result.
Wendy's moonlight stroll date line is a play on the song "That's Amore" by Dean Martin, and her sightseeing line refers to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Wendy's Lover level Gift line, "Aww, I'm loving it!" is a reference to a McDonald's slogan.
Her school uniform is a reference to the Wendy's mascot.
- Her default outfit incorporates elements of McDonalds', Burger King, and Wendy's uniforms.
Bug fix: In V.0.320, the 7-day pause at the beginning of Wendy's 3rd conversation was moved to after the first message. Prior to this, soft resetting would reset the timer on the conversation.
Wendy is 5'5" tall (approximately 165 cm).
In one of her text messages, she claims to be a good massager ('' I give crazy good massages, so I'd start from here ''). She also says she have an oil massage.
She is implied to be bisexual, as she comments on an old woman she served as having "really, really flat bewbies, but a top notch booty." and other comments on her body.
Wendy's requirements has always the number 69 (696 dates... 69 Mystic Slippers... etc) which is a reference to 69 the popular sex pose.

Wendy

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