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Finn is the keeper of the Mushroom Forest. His phone fling is unlocked when Ichiban reaches Awkward Besties level. Finn has been led to believe that you have outrageous magical powers of vexing foes that you can give to him.

Personality[]

Trivia[]

  • The "deity lady" apparently instructed Finn to say the word "moist". This is one of Pamu's favorite words.
  • Legend of Zelda references include:
    • Thighrule - a pun based on Hyrule
    • Diku sprites - the deku sprites
    • When responding to Finn's mistake with "That went south really fast" his reply references the Happy Mask Salesmen's line from Majora's Mask.
    • Marshmallow saying, "Hey! Listen!" is a reference to Navi's catchphrase from Ocarina of Time.
  • The Mushroom Forest is a combination of the Mushroom Kingdom from Mario and Hyrule Forest in the Legend of Zelda.
  • When asked about the Song of Persuasion, the player is given two options with two seperate references:
    • If you select "Do-do-do-dodo-do," it's a nod to the Super Mario Bros. theme. Hence the references to tortoises that follow.
    • If you select "A, Down-C, Up-C, A, Down-C, Up-C," it's the input command for the Song of Storms in the Legend of Zelda series. Telling Finn this will result in it beginning to rain for him.
  • When you suggest Finn turn himself into flowers, the dialogue is a reference to Thor's story about Loki from Thor: Ragnarok.


Messages[]

Note that pauses under 5 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

SFW Version[]

Progress SFW chat
1/37 O Most wondrous magical marshmallow lover!
2/37 Heareth mine own call and showeth me thy magics!
3/37 Grant me thy wisdom, and grant me thy power of vexing unsuspecting foes, most outrageous!
4/37 ABRA-CA-DINGDONG!
(A) ...Uh. The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?
(B) If you kiss a boy that got turned into an animal, apparently they change back into a boy again.
5/37 The mitochondiri-what? Is that some sort of uncommon class item? You know, I’ve been told that before too!
6/37 I do not know what that is, but it sounds powerful for sure! But it’s hard to find a prince or princess around here to kiss. Perhaps I’ll track one down later!
7/37 Hm... Not what I was looking for. Am I writing this wrong?
8/37 What did that deity lady say to do...?
9/37 AH! I remember! Let me try that again!
10/37 O' magical marshmallow lover! Giveth me what I desire!
11/37 Moist!
(A) Deity lady...?
(B) Moist...?
12/37 Yes! She gave me this device to talk to someone called the 'marshmallow doofus?' I’m not sure to be honest.
13/37 I'm pretty sure she was some sort of goddess. She just told me to say it because the word is ‘amaze-balls.’
14/37 Or some odd forest sprite with an obsession with marshmallows. She kept laughing at how they looked. I do not even know what an amazeball is! But it sounds amazing. And ballsy!
15/37 Carrying on - please give me the power to vex all those that have wronged me and my forest realm!
16/37 ESPECIALLY the ones wanting all my mushrooms. Fiendish beef-witted gluttons!
17/37 I would not be so incensed had they only asked me: Finn, the keeper of the Mushroom Forest!
18/37 All are welcome to join me! Free thyself and become one with nature!
(A) Didn’t you just ask for the power to mess with your ‘unsuspecting foes…?’
(B) Yeah! Screw pants! Go natural!
19/37 ...No. I have no idea what you are talking about. Yes! For nature will always find a way into your pants!
20/37 Nope. I did not say that at all! And if I did, surely it’s purely misunderstanding! To remove them, I mean!
21/37 But never you mind! Are you going to give me powers or not?
22/37 The deity said you would give me all sorts of magical wisdom.
23/37 Just write the spell into this device and all of the magical marshmallowy powers will be mine!
24/37 Maybe I'm missing a step...
25/37 Shall I play the Song of Persuasion to convince you???
26/37 How does one play that tune again?
(A) Do-do-do-dodo-do?
(B) A, Down-C, Up-C, A, Down-C, Up-C?
27/37 I'm not humming that aloud, because I know that surely isn't correct. Maybe… Let us see…
28/37 The last time I played that song, I was attacked by tortoises most terrifying! ...NOPE! IT’S STARTING TO RAIN NOW.
29/37 And contrary to common sense, they are faster than you think! HOW DO I CEASE THIS???
30/37 Never again... ...Okay, it stopped. Thank the Goddess!
31/37 Perhaps I'm going about this all wrong... I will need to review my quest log once more!
32/37 I shall return to gain your trust and your knowledge! One way or another!
Pause 1 hour pause
33/37 I have returned!
(A) Welcome back!
(B) I really hope these texts aren’t “long distance” or anything…
34/37 Hark! And a warm welcome to thee! Surely they must be, yes? For the distance between realms is a space only gods may tread.
35/37 I could not find the mischievous deity to ask for help, but that is alright!
36/37 I managed to ask one of the Diku sprites instead, and they helped me with this!
37/37 [Finn Photo 1]
1/41 A tribute from I, Finn! The Keeper of the Mushroom Forest!
2/41 For I was told you enjoy pictures of cute boys as tribute.
3/41 And believe that I fall underneath such a description!
(A) How do you say, “Heck yes” in Elvish?
(B) I will allow this tribute! I hope for even more in about thirty or so messages.
4/41 Verime yes! Are you a prognosticator? Do you see the future?
5/41 Incidentally, ‘yes’ is the same word across both languages. Which is encouraging! Hmm… I’m beginning to see why I was lead to you...
6/41 Hopefully that makes me worthy enough to unlock all your secrets.
7/41 Tell me, oh great Marshmallowy one…
8/41 What should I do to fulfill my desires and punish the mushroom marauders?
9/41 Especially that wicked forest god, Harddix.
10/41 He’s given me many a grievance, but he refuses to hear my woes!
11/41 Give me your guidance!
(A) I think the first thing to do is try to relax. Listen to some calming music.
(B) Have you tried knocking?
12/41 That sounds boooooring…! If it was that easy, then I would have done that ages ago.
13/41 If I could pick between taking a nap or defiling the temple of a forest god, I’d pick the latter. I jest. I would have broken in and stolen Harddix’s Master Blade instead.
14/41 But that would mean having to make a sacrifice of some sort to get his attention… Hmm... Then I would be the Ultimately Master Blader! Huzzah!
15/41 I’m not really one for sacrifices, but I could perhaps do something to mess with Harddix nevertheless!
16/41 But what could I do…?
(A) Messing with a god doesn’t sound like a… TIE HIS SHOELACES TOGETHER!
(B) Give him some flowers… But then SURPRISE! IT’S A TRAP!
17/41 ...Does he even have shoelaces? Yes! That would definitely surprise him!
18/41 I suppose you would know more, Marshmallow device. Could transform INTO the flowers because I know how much he likes flowers.
19/41 If he does not though, what are we going to do?! And when he picks them up, I’ll change back and go ‘AH! It’s me!’ Hilarious!
20/41 OH!
21/41 I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA!
22/41 I shall go to Thighrule Fields and gather some Dazy Daisies.
23/41 And I’ll use them to make a potion to use on Harddix.
24/41 He’ll be so dazed and confused that mayhem will ensue on its own!
25/41 That sounds like the perfect way to amuse myself!
(A) ... And to defend your forest.
(B) Well now, see, that’s starting to sound a little sinister.
26/41 Oh right right right! Oh yes! Oh course! Forgive me, my scribing thumbs be ever so slow!
27/41 AND punish Harddix for having caused me so much grief.
28/41 You truly are full of valuable information and ideas, my fantastic Marshmallowy companion!
29/41 I shall depart now before the sun sets, and we miss our chance!
30/41 Back into my inventory you go!
Pause 24 hour pause
31/41 I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE.
(A) That went south really fast.
(B) Oh no! Do I need to come out of this phone to save you?
32/41 IT DID. LEND ME YOUR KNOWLEDGE.
33/41 I’VE BEEN MET WITH A TERRIBLE FATE…! ANYTHING TO FIX THIS.
34/41 Everything was going fine when I was harvesting the flowers.
35/41 But then suddenly I got attacked by a snake! Who struch ferociously and tore my shirt!
36/41 I got knocked back into the flowers, so now I’m covered in pollen!
37/41 THE POLLEN I NEED FOR THE POTION I NEED TO MAKE.
(A) This sounds like kind of a sexy problem, not going to lie.
(B) If you’re covered in the pollen, then that can’t be good news.
38/41 I mean… It kind of is, actually. I wish it were, but I we can’t all have nice things.
39/41 BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT RIGHT NOW! How could this happen to me…?!
40/41 The effects are taking their toll on me…!
41/41 [Finn Photo 2]
1/40 I am content now…
2/40 I have the flowers at least…
3/40 A dream come true…
4/40 Phew… I’m so dizzzzzy.
5/40 Do you know the remedy for lightheadednesssss?
(A) You’re pretty loopy right now, so first thing’s first is that you should go lie down.
(B) Well, being high up in a tree probably isn’t the best way to ground yourself again, sweetie.
6/40 Yes… Laying down… I’m in a tree??
7/40 On the ground… Oh! How did I get up here? Did the flowers guide me up here???
8/40 Maybe in a non-flowery field too. Too many flowers… ...Actually, I think that snake scared me up here. It’s all really fuzzy.
9/40 Alright! I’m going to try going some place more quiet.
10/40 And away from these lovely, lovely, Dazy Daisy flowers.
11/40 One more time into my pocket!
12/40 Let’s goooooooooo…!
13/40 Alright… Quiet… Now to figure out what to do about myself…
14/40 Oh! Look! A butterfly!
(A) Well, whenever I’m feeling a little dazed and loopy, it helps to try and sleep it off.
(B) Hey! Listen! We’ve gotta get you to stop being dazed!
15/40 Ooh! That sounds nice! Sleep would be amazing… Sleeeeeeeeeeep… I forgot there’s a reason why I’m here.
16/40 What a peculiar word to say too. How did I get here again? Was I teleported here by some sort of strange magics?
17/40 Okay, I am laying down now. And the clouds are looking lovely today!
18/40 I could get lost in the clouds and daydream all day.
19/40 The fluffy clouds… They make me daydream of you, oddly enough.
(A) Are you daydreaming about me sweeping you off your feet?
(B) I hope you’re daydreaming about my butt. I have a really nice butt.
20/40 That would be fun to think about. I don’t even know what your butt would look like, but perhaps it is a nice one indeed!
21/40 Love at last for the Keeper of the Mushroom Forest… Oh look! There are some clouds that look like a butt! I will imagine them as yours.
22/40 But the thought is nice still…
23/40 Daydreaming about having someone as loyal as you at my side in person.
24/40 You could be laying here with me right now! Playing with my hair as I hold you close.
25/40 The clouds wouldn’t be as gorgeous anymore if there was someone like you here.
(A) We wouldn’t be looking at clouds anymore. Instead, we’d be kissing!
(B) You holding me close sounds really lovely, my elven prince.
26/40 Yes! Kissing all over and laughing in between each one! Hm… I wouldn’t call myself a prince. Maybe the dashing forest spirit that lures you away with its charm!
27/40 I’d hold you close to me as we tumble through the grass.
28/40 It’s warm and relaxing…
29/40 And as my hands hold onto your cheeks...
30/40 I lean close to you until we...
Pause 3 day pause
31/40 CRAP-
(A) Uh... That took a turn.
(B) Crap? You lost me there…
32/40 Forgive me! The thoughts were not supposed to be connected! It was not part of my reverie!
33/40 Sorry for my abruptness, but guess who decided to face me like a man?
(A) What? Are you okay??? I'm ready to throw some hands at this point!
(B) Really? Does he actually live up to the name that he has, or...?
34/40 Oh no! No need to throw hands! He does, yes.
35/40 If anything, those bodies would probably be missing all those limbs! He really, really, REALLY does.
36/40 He just showed up out of nowhere and started yelling at me to get off his lawn.
37/40 I was still so out of it that he told me to 'stop being a hippie!'
38/40 But at least he knows I exist!
39/40 Now I'm plotting even more vengeance on him for embarrassing me!
40/40 [Finn Photo 3]
1/∞ Proof that I have survived my encounter with Harddix!
(A) Congrats on surviving! Still looking handsome as before.
(B) There you are! Welcome back to reality! I missed you. :D
2/∞ Of course! Once handsome, always handsome! Thank you! I was certainly starting to miss speaking in somewhat coherent thoughts.
3/∞ But today was certainly some adventure, wouldn’t you agree?
4/∞ There’s still many a secret to unlock within the small device.
5/∞ Perhaps I will find a way to free you from this magical device box, so we may meet in person!
6/∞ Especially when the fantasies of having you close to me still linger on the mind.
(A) Haha Of course. Back in the pocket I go!
(B) That can be our next adventure. Ask me for help any time!
7/∞ That’s the spirit! Of course, I will, after all, you must still give me the wisdom to get payback on Harddix!
8/∞ I will gladly have you in my pants as we travel! Together, we will save all of Thighrule from that mushroom defiling oaf!
9/∞ Off we go then! I will summon you again when I need you!
10/∞ Until then, my marshmallow companion!
11/∞ Good journey!

Uncut Version[]

The NSFW track first diverges from the SFW with your third reply. All three pictures are different between versions.

Progress "Uncut" chat
1/37 O Most wondrous magical marshmallow lover!
2/37 Heareth mine own call and showeth me thy magics!
3/37 Grant me thy wisdom, and grant me thy power of vexing unsuspecting foes, most outrageous!
4/37 ABRA-CA-DINGDONG!
(A) ...Uh. The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?
(B) If you kiss a boy that got turned into an animal, apparently they change back into a boy again.
5/37 The mitochondiri-what? Is that some sort of uncommon class item? You know, I’ve been told that before too!
6/37 I do not know what that is, but it sounds powerful for sure! But it’s hard to find a prince or princess around here to kiss. Perhaps I’ll track one down later!
7/37 Hm... Not what I was looking for. Am I writing this wrong?
8/37 What did that deity lady say to do...?
9/37 AH! I remember! Let me try that again!
10/37 O' magical marshmallow lover! Giveth me what I desire!
11/37 Moist!
(A) Deity lady...?
(B) Moist...?
12/37 Yes! She gave me this device to talk to someone called the 'marshmallow doofus?' I’m not sure to be honest.
13/37 I'm pretty sure she was some sort of goddess. She just told me to say it because the word is ‘amaze-balls.’
14/37 Or some odd forest sprite with an obsession with marshmallows. She kept laughing at how they looked. I do not even know what an amazeball is! But it sounds amazing. And ballsy!
15/37 Carrying on - please give me the power to vex all those that have wronged me and my forest realm!
16/37 ESPECIALLY the ones wanting all my mushrooms. Fiendish beef-witted gluttons!
17/37 I would not be so incensed had they only asked me: Finn, the keeper of the Mushroom Forest!
18/37 All are welcome to join me! Free thyself and become one with nature!
(A) Becoming one with things is something I love to do. WINK WINK.
(B) One with nature, huh? Does that mean you’re naked~?
19/37 It may sound fun at first, but be weary of getting wood here in the forest! Sometimes, sometimes not!
20/37 Splinters are an uncomfortable experience… Trust me. Not today, however. For I am ticklish and the flowers are merciless against my legs, you see.
21/37 But never you mind! Are you going to give me powers or not?
22/37 The deity said you would give me all sorts of magical wisdom.
23/37 Just write the spell into this device and all of the magical marshmallowy powers will be mine!
24/37 Maybe I'm missing a step...
25/37 Shall I play the Song of Persuasion to convince you???
26/37 How does one play that tune again?
(A) Do-do-do-dodo-do?
(B) A, Down-C, Up-C, A, Down-C, Up-C?
27/37 I'm not humming that aloud, because I know that surely isn't correct. Maybe… Let us see…
28/37 The last time I played that song, I was attacked by tortoises most terrifying! ...NOPE! IT’S STARTING TO RAIN NOW.
29/37 And contrary to common sense, they are faster than you think! HOW DO I CEASE THIS???
30/37 Never again... ...Okay, it stopped. Thank the Goddess!
31/37 Perhaps I'm going about this all wrong... I will need to review my quest log once more!
32/37 I shall return to gain your trust and your knowledge! One way or another!
Pause 1 hour pause
33/37 I have returned!
(A) Welcome back!
(B) I really hope these texts aren’t “long distance” or anything…
34/37 Hark! And a warm welcome to thee! Surely they must be, yes? For the distance between realms is a space only gods may tread.
35/37 I could not find the mischievous deity to ask for help, but that is alright!
36/37 I managed to ask one of the Diku sprites instead, and they helped me with this!
37/37 [NSFW Photo]
1/41 A tribute from I, Finn! The Keeper of the Mushroom Forest!
2/41 For I was told you enjoy pictures of cute boys as tribute.
3/41 And believe that I fall underneath such a description!
(A) How do you say, “Heck yes” in Elvish?
(B) I will allow this tribute! I hope for even more in about thirty or so messages.
4/41 Verime yes! Are you a prognosticator? Do you see the future?
5/41 Incidentally, ‘yes’ is the same word across both languages. Which is encouraging! Hmm… I’m beginning to see why I was lead to you...
6/41 Hopefully that makes me worthy enough to unlock all your secrets.
7/41 Tell me, oh great Marshmallowy one…
8/41 What should I do to fulfill my desires and punish the mushroom marauders?
9/41 Especially that wicked forest god, Harddix.
10/41 He’s given me many a grievance, but he refuses to hear my woes!
11/41 Give me your guidance!
(A) I think the first thing to do is try to relax. Listen to some calming music.
(B) Have you tried knocking?
12/41 That sounds boooooring…! If it was that easy, then I would have done that ages ago.
13/41 If I could pick between taking a nap or defiling the temple of a forest god, I’d pick the latter. I jest. I would have broken in and stolen Harddix’s Master Blade instead.
14/41 But that would mean having to make a sacrifice of some sort to get his attention… Hmm... Then I would be the Ultimately Master Blader! Huzzah!
15/41 I’m not really one for sacrifices, but I could perhaps do something to mess with Harddix nevertheless!
16/41 But what could I do…?
(A) Make him super horny for everything! That’ll make him live up to his name.
(B) Stick his fingers in a bowl of water and wait. That one’s a classic!
17/41 Live up to his name? Of Harddix? Oh, that’ll definitely be a mess for him to clean up later!
18/41 And one that I would not have to clean up because it would not be my temple!
19/41 I am suddenly very upset that I did not realize that sooner. Huh… It is such a basic antic that may just do the trick!
20/41 OH!
21/41 I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA!
22/41 I shall go to Thighrule Fields and find a field of Lusty Lilies.
23/41 And I’ll use them to make a potion to use on Harddix.
24/41 The lilies will make him so aroused and uncomfortable that he’ll be crying for a cure!
25/41 That sounds like the perfect way to amuse myself!
(A) ... And to defend your forest.
(B) Well now, see, that’s starting to sound a little sinister.
26/41 Oh right right right! Oh yes! Oh course! Forgive me, my scribing thumbs be ever so slow!
27/41 AND punish Harddix for having caused me so much grief.
28/41 You truly are full of valuable information and ideas, my fantastic Marshmallowy companion!
29/41 I shall depart now before the sun sets, and we miss our chance!
30/41 Back into my inventory you go!
Pause 24 hour pause
31/41 I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE.
(A) That went south really fast.
(B) Oh no! Do I need to come out of this phone to save you?
32/41 IT DID. LEND ME YOUR KNOWLEDGE.
33/41 I’VE BEEN MET WITH A TERRIBLE FATE…! ANYTHING TO FIX THIS.
34/41 Everything was going fine when I was harvesting the flowers.
35/41 But then suddenly I got attacked by a snake! Who struch ferociously and tore my shirt!
36/41 I got knocked back into the flowers, so now I’m covered in pollen!
37/41 THE POLLEN I NEED FOR THE POTION I NEED TO MAKE.
(A) Wait, the pollen? The horny pollen??
(B) You make being horny all the time sound like a bad thing.
38/41 Of course the horny pollen! I mean, it is not always bad. But now’s not the time!
39/41 You’re an all powerful voice on this strange mobile device, you should know this! This was meant for Harddix so we can see his hard dix! Not mine!
40/41 The effects are taking their toll on me…!
41/41 [NSFW Photo]
1/40 I’m getting exhausted…!
2/40 It’s been three hours, and I still haven’t calmed down yet…!
3/40 Pleasuring myself was only fun for the first hour, now it’s torture…!
4/40 Oh no…! I’m getting aroused again!
5/40 Quickly! How do we cure this?!
(A) We’ll just have to use that imagination of yours~ ;D
(B) You just need something better to jerk off to than panic and anxiety.
6/40 My imagination? I thought I was using it before! I suppose you’re right.
7/40 I was imagining being surrounded by a grove of fairies that whispered sweet nothings to me. There’s only so much that the adrenaline can do before I suddenly become immune to it all.
8/40 But then they stole my boots, and then I became really upset about it. Curse you, endurance-based ability building…!
9/40 Alright! I’m going to try going some place more quiet.
10/40 And some place cleaner… it’s very sticky here now.
11/40 Let me hope that I won’t finish at the sensation of you pushing against me.
12/40 But then again, that’s exactly what we want to happen!
13/40 Alright… Quiet… Now to figure out what to do about myself…
14/40 Goodness, these pants are unbearably tight against me when I’m like this...
(A) Well, start by taking off those pants! You don’t need them!
(B) What?? First a sexy six-pack, now a “long sword”? You’re killing me, Finn!
15/40 Oh! Right! Why would I need them anyways when this is my forest to begin with? Well, I can gladly say that the goddess has well-endowed me~
16/40 Free thyself and become one with nature! How else am I to get people to trust me before I ultimately play a trick on them?
17/40 Alright. My garments are removed!
18/40 That feels so much better too. Freedom…!
19/40 Should I imagine you getting handsy with me?
(A) Imagine me climbing on top of you and eagerly kissing your lips!
(B) Imagine me moving slow and planting kisses up your thigh.
20/40 ...Well that’s a vivid image! Oh… Oh goodness.
21/40 I can see it now. You kissing me and me returning with the same eagerness. I imagine you kissing up my leg, with me shivering and biting my lip at the sensation.
22/40 I-I think it’s working! I am growing more aroused as we speak.
23/40 And the imagery certainly does let my imagination run wild.
24/40 Picturing someone like you kissing me all over…
25/40 Until I have to just beg for you to touch me.
(A) And when I do, I’m sure to treat you as gently as I would a flower.
(B) I kiss you harder, determined to make you cum as I stroke faster.
26/40 It’s slow, but I’m still shaking in delight. I’m not even bothering to keep myself quiet anymore.
27/40 You get faster and more intense until I can’t hold my voice back anymore.
28/40 I’m panting…
29/40 And crying out in desire…
30/40 Until…!
Pause 3 day pause
31/40 OH BOLLOCKS-
(A) Was that the sound of you cumming or...?
(B) Hey! Cliffhanger much! What's going on?
32/40 No, that sounds more like a harp... The game is afoot!
33/40 Sorry for my abruptness, but guess who decided to face me like a man?
(A) What? Are you okay??? I'm ready to throw some hands at this point!
(B) Really? Does he actually live up to the name that he has, or...?
34/40 Oh no! No need to throw hands! He does, yes.
35/40 If anything, those bodies would probably be missing all those limbs! He really, really, REALLY does.
36/40 I guess I was being a bit too loud…
37/40 So he came out and yelled at me for defiling his temple.
38/40 I made my escape as fast as I could, at the expense of my poor pants…!
39/40 But I guess again, I’ve become one with nature.
40/40 [Finn Photo 3]
1/∞ Proof that I have survived my encounter with Harddix!
(A) You’re still hard after all of that? Do we need to do more to help you finish?
(B) Remind me to thank Harddix, because seeing you naked is a blessing!
2/∞ I think it’s the adrenaline actually… Running really got me going this time…! The only thing worth praying to him for! That, and the obvious.
3/∞ But today was certainly some adventure, wouldn’t you agree?
4/∞ There’s still many a secret to unlock within the small device.
5/∞ Perhaps I will find a way to free you from this magical device box, so we may meet in person!
6/∞ After all, I’m still fancied with the thought of you making love to me!
(A) Haha Of course. Back in the pocket I go!
(B) That can be our next adventure. Ask me for help any time!
7/∞ That’s the spirit! Of course, I will, after all, you must still give me the wisdom to get payback on Harddix!
8/∞ I will gladly have you in my pants as we travel! Together, we will save all of Thighrule from that mushroom defiling oaf!
9/∞ Off we go then! I will summon you again when I need you!
10/∞ Until then, my marshmallow companion!
11/∞ Good journey!

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