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Francine is a phone fling girl who works for the DGSI. She got your number from your profile at the DGSI. She is unlocked when you reach level 25 Suave.

Personality[]

Francine is a flirtatious French spy. Her dialogue is riddled with French clichés, but some of that might be her undercover persona. She is quite impressed when she sees your heroic profile in the DGSI files.

Trivia[]

  • The DGSI is a real life French security agency which deals with the national security of France.
  • "I see Paris, I see France..." is the beginning of an old schoolyard folk rhyme that usually ends with "... I see (someone)'s underpants!"
    • You also refer to this rhyme while texting Lotus.
    • Another major variant of the rhyme replaces Paris with London (or even England itself).
  • Francine references the song Holding Out For A Hero by Bonnie Tyler, saying "I need a hero!"
  • The word "guimauve" is the French word for "marshmallow".
  • Several colors of beret are mentioned, including:
    • Green: "Green Beret" refers to the US Army Special Forces, due to their distinctive headgear.
    • Raspberry: "Raspberry Beret" is a song by Prince.

Messages[]

Francine needs the help of a heroic guimauve (marshmallow) to evade some hackers and deliver two encrypted files to Spy HQ! Can your flirting skills save the day?

SFW version[]

Progress SFW chat
1/33 Allô bonjour! How are you doing today, my beautiful little guimauve?
(A) Umm, hello? Who is this?
(B) Well, now that someone has called me 'beautiful', I'm doing pretty darn great.
2/33 Oh, my petite guimauve! You are so funny sometimes. Ooo la la, oui! I am happy to hear it!
3/33 You make my cheeks hurt from laughing so much! And there are more words where that came from, je t'aime. Some nice, and some naughty.
4/33 Tell me, my darling, are you alone right now? Do you have privacy?
5/33 I have... intimate details to share with you.
(A) I'm not sure where this is going...
(B) I think so? I can totally block my screen so no one can peek at it too.
6/33 My darling, it is going where it always goes with you and I.. Ah ha ha! Oui, yes, I have always known you could do this!
7/33 Into secrets and sweet things... There is no one who can block a phone screen like you, my darling.
8/33 Alright, hold on. I'm just going to step into somewhere more secluded, and activate a special feature on my phone...
9/33 There we go!
10/33 Alright, allow me to introduce myself. I must be quick, because I only have a few text messages to explain this situation.
(A) Oh! There's something sneaky going on here?
(B) Alright, I'm listening. Reading. Whatever.
11/33 Oui, little guimauve! Sneaky indeed! Ah ha ha! Your profile said that you had a sense of humor!
12/33 My name is Francine - I work for the DGSI. Direction générale de la sécurité intérieure.
(A) Huh?
(B) Cool!
13/33 I am a spy. A French spy! Oui, guimauve! It is extremely cool!
14/33 I am being tracked by a group of elite hackers, and my life is in danger.
15/33 I have activated jamming software on my phone, but I can only send around 2 KB of data before it's useless.
16/33 I have intercepted two encrypted files I desperately need to send to my superiors. I want to use you as my relay.
17/33 Say oui, s'il vous plaît. Right now, you are my only hope!
(A) But how are you going to send me the data?
(B) Awesome. This is awesome. Are you a hot spy? I bet you're hot.
18/33 Oh, I have a very clever trick in mind. Ah ha ha! Oui, guimauve! I am a little, how do you say...
19/33 But it will require some roleplay. And I hope you have a decent mobile data plan. Easy on eyeballs ;)
20/33 My clever trick is to hide the data inside of photos I send you.
21/33 As long as it looks like we are lovers exchanging naughty texts, my pursuers will be none the wiser.
22/33 Now please, I can only send one or two more texts incognito.
23/33 I got your number from your secret file at DGSI. It said you were a heroic person.
24/33 Well, in the immortal words of Bonnie Tyler - I need a hero!
(A) I'll do it! For France!
(B) So basically we gotta flirt, and you're going to send me pics? I can handle that.
25/33 Oui, guimauve! Vive la France! I knew I could count on you!
26/33 Alright, I'm going to disable the jammer now.
27/33 From here on, we are new lovers who miss each other terribly while I am visiting my home country.
28/33 The more flirtatious we are, the better it will work ;)
29/33 As soon as the jammer is off, I will send you the first file.
Pause 1 hour pause
30/33 Ready? Here we go...
31/33 Oh my beautiful guimauve! France is so lovely, but I do miss your face!
32/33 Just in case you are missing mine, here is a photo. Look at how happy I am, thinking of you!
33/33 [Francine Photo 1]
1/27 Now imagine how much happier I would be if you were here in my arms.
(A) Ma chérie! You look positively gorgeous today!
(B) Sacré bleu! You're a babe!
2/27 Ah ha ha! You are making me giggle, my darling. I am blushing. People are staring! Ah ha ha! Did you forget, je t'aime? Do not worry. I will be home soon, and I shall remind you more thoroughly.
3/27 I have been to the Louvre, Versailles, and now I am making my way to the Eiffel Tower!
4/27 It is funny, oui? I have lived in Paris so long, but have not been to where the tourists go since I was a little girl!
(A) There's this fruit stand down the street I've never stopped at. Lived here for years. I love fruit.
(B) Tourists are a plague. I scoff in their general direction.
5/27 We are the saboteurs of our own happiness, my love. Ah ha ha! You are my delicate little anchovy today, it seems. Much too salty!
6/27 Anyway, I was thinking about buying you a souvenir.
7/27 I know how much you love your berets! Red berets, blue berets, green berets!
8/27 Ah ha ha! I said green berets - but you are not in the military!
9/27 Err - I mean. Neither am I. In the military.
10/27 That would mean we are... Civilians.
11/27 Oh! Umm... What am I trying to say, darling?
(A) Usually you conclude this joke with a Raspberry Beret reference. Which I love about you.
(B) Usually you just remind me that beret rhymes with buffet, and that I'd probably like that instead.
12/27 Oh! Oui oui oui! That is where I was going. Vive le Prince! AH HAHA! Oui oui oui, I am... How do you say? The cow? AH HAHA!
Pause 1 day pause
13/27 I have reached the Eiffel tower!
14/27 Eee hee hee! It is so "majestic"! Like a big, very happy robot!
15/27 Ooh! I am starting to get a little light headed.
16/27 I'm going to grab some cafe and take a break.
17/27 Then I will take some photos with the tower...
18/27 And send you my favorites ;)
19/27 Attendez s'il vous plaît.
Pause 1 hour pause
20/27 My darling, I am ready to send you my best picture!
(A) Ready when you are, ma belle.
(B) I can't wait!
21/27 Eee! You will love it! Ah haha! Is the anticipation getting to you?
22/27 For this picture, I have definitely captured my best side.
23/27 Do not share it with anyone ;) It's for your eyes only.
24/27 If someone were to see it who wasn't supposed to, they would be so scandalized!
(A) Francine! The photo!
(B) That will definitely not happen! Send it now!
25/27 Oh! Oui oui oui, the photo! Oh! Oui oui! Of course!
26/27 Here you are! <3
27/27 [Francine Photo 2]
1/39 Eee hee hee! I am so naughty, oui?
(A) This is my favorite thing ever.
(B) Ooh la la! This is definitely a very random and private photo not to be shared!
2/39 Oooh! Non non non, je t'aime. I promise it is so much more fun in person. Oui oui oui! You have it exactly right, my darling. So private! So secret!
3/39 Oh my, darling. I am le tired.
4/39 I believe I am going to head back to my hotel, and rest. Maybe open a bottle.
5/39 A bubble bath is also sounding so enticing. If only you were here to share it with me...
(A) Well, I can always be there in spirit. And you can send photos, if you're feeling adventurous...
(B) Maybe I'll slip into one over here, and we can pretend.
6/39 Oh, you always have the most wonderful suggestions, my darling. Oooh! It is so cute, my adorable guimauve!
7/39 I will text you later <3
Pause 2 day pause
8/39 Allô bonjour! It is me again!
9/39 I am successfully back at my hotel, and my contacts tell me I am no longer being tracked.
10/39 Mission successful!
(A) I didn't sent the photos yet though?
(B) Bam! Secret agent Captivante and her trusty Guimauve!
11/39 Au contraire, my darling. The DGSI has already intercepted them from your phone. Ooooh! I like the sound of this!
12/39 Everyone is tracked. There is no privacy. A beautiful, mysterious spy! Her adorable, mushy partner!
13/39 Makes life a lot easier for a spy. <3 What wonderful adventures we would have.
14/39 Well, merci beaucoup my dear. You have saved all of the bacon.
15/39 I couldn't have done it without you. Maybe if I am in the jam again someday, I can call on you again?
(A) Francine...
(B) Hey, quick question for you Francine.
16/39 Yes, my guimauve! Oh? Anything my darling. I am a book, opened to an interesting page.
(A) You didn't really send me any secret files, did you?
(B) You got my number from the DGSI mainframe to flirt with me, right?
Pause 1 minute pause
17/39 O_O :O
Pause 1 minute pause
18/39 Ummm....
Pause 1 minute pause
19/39 Oui.
20/39 I am captured red handed.
(A) Are you actually a spy?
(B) I adore you so much.
21/39 Oui oui oui! I am a spy! AH HAHA! I am so happy to hear it!
22/39 I really did get my hands on your file from the DGSI. Just so you are knowing - I am actually a spy working for the DGSI!
23/39 I just... Didn't have a mission. I stole your records from our computer mainframe and decided...
24/39 Ooops! I wanted to meet you.
25/39 I am embarrassed. Are you angry with me?
(A) Well... A little. I thought I was doing super cool spy stuff.
(B) Non non non. This was hilarious, and fun. I've enjoyed talking to you so much.
26/39 Ahh, I am so sorry my darling! I did not mean to hurt you. Oh, that is wonderful!
27/39 I just wanted to meet you. You look so cute in your sealed records. I have enjoyed talking to you too, my darling. Life as a spy is rarely so...
28/39 I had to do it. Please forgive me. Stimulating.
29/39 I promise I will make it up to you.
30/39 If we ever run into each other... I will show you what a French Spy can really do...
(A) Very well. You've twisted my arm.
(B) All is forgiven.
31/39 Oui! Such a forgiving spirit, my little guimauve! Merci beaucoup, je t'aime.
32/39 I am just slipping into that bath I mentioned before.
33/39 For being a good sport, I'll send you a little memento from France.
34/39 Since I forgot to get that beret! Ah haha!
(A) You're ridiculous.
(B) My hopes for a beret... dashed.
35/39 Non non non! It is you who is the ridiculous one. Hee hee! I shall give you mine, should we ever meet.
36/39 Oui. Attendez s'il vous plaît.
Pause 6 hour pause
37/39 Alright, I've got one last photo for you.
38/39 For being the good sport, as they say.
39/39 [Francine Photo 3]
1/∞ Au revoir, my lovely guimauve.
2/∞ Vive la France. <3

Moist version[]

The NSFW conversation first diverges from the SFW conversation at 14/27 towards the second photo. There are only four places altogether where the conversations are different (not counting the two NSFW photos).

Progress Moist and Uncensored chat
1/33 Allô bonjour! How are you doing today, my beautiful little guimauve?
(A) Umm, hello? Who is this?
(B) Well, now that someone has called me 'beautiful', I'm doing pretty darn great.
2/33 Oh, my petite guimauve! You are so funny sometimes. Ooo la la, oui! I am happy to hear it!
3/33 You make my cheeks hurt from laughing so much! And there are more words where that came from, je t'aime. Some nice, and some naughty.
4/33 Tell me, my darling, are you alone right now? Do you have privacy?
5/33 I have... intimate details to share with you.
(A) I'm not sure where this is going...
(B) I think so? I can totally block my screen so no one can peek at it too.
6/33 My darling, it is going where it always goes with you and I.. Ah ha ha! Oui, yes, I have always known you could do this!
7/33 Into secrets and sweet things... There is no one who can block a phone screen like you, my darling.
8/33 Alright, hold on. I'm just going to step into somewhere more secluded, and activate a special feature on my phone...
9/33 There we go!
10/33 Alright, allow me to introduce myself. I must be quick, because I only have a few text messages to explain this situation.
(A) Oh! There's something sneaky going on here?
(B) Alright, I'm listening. Reading. Whatever.
11/33 Oui, little guimauve! Sneaky indeed! Ah ha ha! Your profile said that you had a sense of humor!
12/33 My name is Francine - I work for the DGSI. Direction générale de la sécurité intérieure.
(A) Huh?
(B) Cool!
13/33 I am a spy. A French spy! Oui, guimauve! It is extremely cool!
14/33 I am being tracked by a group of elite hackers, and my life is in danger.
15/33 I have activated jamming software on my phone, but I can only send around 2 KB of data before it's useless.
16/33 I have intercepted two encrypted files I desperately need to send to my superiors. I want to use you as my relay.
17/33 Say oui, s'il vous plaît. Right now, you are my only hope!
(A) But how are you going to send me the data?
(B) Awesome. This is awesome. Are you a hot spy? I bet you're hot.
18/33 Oh, I have a very clever trick in mind. Ah ha ha! Oui, guimauve! I am a little, how do you say...
19/33 But it will require some roleplay. And I hope you have a decent mobile data plan. Easy on eyeballs ;)
20/33 My clever trick is to hide the data inside of photos I send you.
21/33 As long as it looks like we are lovers exchanging naughty texts, my pursuers will be none the wiser.
22/33 Now please, I can only send one or two more texts incognito.
23/33 I got your number from your secret file at DGSI. It said you were a heroic person.
24/33 Well, in the immortal words of Bonnie Tyler - I need a hero!
(A) I'll do it! For France!
(B) So basically we gotta flirt, and you're going to send me pics? I can handle that.
25/33 Oui, guimauve! Vive la France! I knew I could count on you!
26/33 Alright, I'm going to disable the jammer now.
27/33 From here on, we are new lovers who miss each other terribly while I am visiting my home country.
28/33 The more flirtatious we are, the better it will work ;)
29/33 As soon as the jammer is off, I will send you the first file.
Pause 1 hour pause
30/33 Ready? Here we go...
31/33 Oh my beautiful guimauve! France is so lovely, but I do miss your face!
32/33 Just in case you are missing mine, here is a photo. Look at how happy I am, thinking of you!
33/33 [Francine Photo 1]
1/27 Now imagine how much happier I would be if you were here in my arms.
(A) Ma chérie! You look positively gorgeous today!
(B) Sacré bleu! You're a babe!
2/27 Ah ha ha! You are making me giggle, my darling. I am blushing. People are staring! Ah ha ha! Did you forget, je t'aime? Do not worry. I will be home soon, and I shall remind you more thoroughly.
3/27 I have been to the Louvre, Versailles, and now I am making my way to the Eiffel Tower!
4/27 It is funny, oui? I have lived in Paris so long, but have not been to where the tourists go since I was a little girl!
(A) There's this fruit stand down the street I've never stopped at. Lived here for years. I love fruit.
(B) Tourists are a plague. I scoff in their general direction.
5/27 We are the saboteurs of our own happiness, my love. Ah ha ha! You are my delicate little anchovy today, it seems. Much too salty!
6/27 Anyway, I was thinking about buying you a souvenir.
7/27 I know how much you love your berets! Red berets, blue berets, green berets!
8/27 Ah ha ha! I said green berets - but you are not in the military!
9/27 Err - I mean. Neither am I. In the military.
10/27 That would mean we are... Civilians.
11/27 Oh! Umm... What am I trying to say, darling?
(A) Usually you conclude this joke with a Raspberry Beret reference. Which I love about you.
(B) Usually you just remind me that beret rhymes with buffet, and that I'd probably like that instead.
12/27 Oh! Oui oui oui! That is where I was going. Vive le Prince! AH HAHA! Oui oui oui, I am... How do you say? The cow? AH HAHA!
Pause 1 day pause
13/27 I have reached the Eiffel tower!
14/27 Eee hee hee! It is so phallic! Like a big happy robot penis!
15/27 Ooh! I am starting to get a little light headed.
16/27 I'm going to grab some cafe and take a break.
17/27 Then I will take some photos with the tower...
18/27 And send you my favorites ;)
19/27 Attendez s'il vous plaît.
Pause 1 hour pause
20/27 My darling, I am ready to send you my best picture!
(A) Ready when you are, ma belle.
(B) I can't wait!
21/27 Eee! You will love it! Ah haha! Is the anticipation getting to you?
22/27 For this picture, I have definitely captured my best side.
23/27 Do not share it with anyone ;) It's for your eyes only.
24/27 If someone were to see it who wasn't supposed to, they would be so scandalized!
(A) Francine! The photo!
(B) That will definitely not happen! Send it now!
25/27 Oh! Oui oui oui, the photo! Oh! Oui oui! Of course!
26/27 Here you are! <3
27/27 [NSFW Photo]
1/39 What do you think? Do I look excited to see the tower?
(A) DAMN! I see Paris, I see France, I see Francine's absolutely incredible breasts!
(B) Now that is a pose I could get behind. Literally. And have some fun.
2/39 Ah haha! And did you notice the tower in the background? Or did you not find it yet? Oooh la la, my darling! Do not make the promises unless you are keeping them.
3/39 Oh my, darling. I am le tired.
4/39 I believe I am going to head back to my hotel, and rest. Maybe open a bottle.
5/39 A bubble bath is also sounding so enticing. If only you were here to share it with me...
(A) Well, I can always be there in spirit. And you can send photos, if you're feeling adventurous...
(B) Maybe I'll slip into one over here, and we can pretend.
6/39 Oh, you always have the most wonderful suggestions, my darling. Oooh! It is so cute, my adorable guimauve!
7/39 I will text you later <3
Pause 2 day pause
8/39 Allô bonjour! It is me again!
9/39 I am successfully back at my hotel, and my contacts tell me I am no longer being tracked.
10/39 Mission successful!
(A) I didn't sent the photos yet though?
(B) Bam! Secret agent Captivante and her trusty Guimauve!
11/39 Au contraire, my darling. The DGSI has already intercepted them from your phone. Ooooh! I like the sound of this!
12/39 Everyone is tracked. There is no privacy. A beautiful, mysterious spy! Her adorable, mushy partner!
13/39 Makes life a lot easier for a spy. <3 What wonderful adventures we would have.
14/39 Well, merci beaucoup my dear. You have saved all of the bacon.
15/39 I couldn't have done it without you. Maybe if I am in the jam again someday, I can call on you again?
(A) Francine...
(B) Hey, quick question for you Francine.
16/39 Yes, my guimauve! Oh? Anything my darling. I am a book, opened to an interesting page.
(A) You didn't really send me any secret files, did you?
(B) You got my number from the DGSI mainframe to flirt with me, right?
Pause 1 minute pause
17/39 O_O :O
Pause 1 minute pause
18/39 Ummm....
Pause 1 minute pause
19/39 Oui.
20/39 I am captured red handed.
(A) Are you actually a spy?
(B) I adore you so much.
21/39 Oui oui oui! I am a spy! AH HAHA! I am so happy to hear it!
22/39 I really did get my hands on your file from the DGSI. Just so you are knowing - I am actually a spy working for the DGSI!
23/39 I just... Didn't have a mission. I stole your records from our computer mainframe and decided...
24/39 Ooops! I wanted to meet you.
25/39 I am embarrassed. Are you angry with me?
(A) Well... A little. I thought I was doing super cool spy stuff.
(B) Non non non. This was hilarious, and fun. I've enjoyed talking to you so much.
26/39 Ahh, I am so sorry my darling! I did not mean to hurt you. Oh, that is wonderful!
27/39 I just wanted to meet you. You look so cute in your sealed records. I have enjoyed talking to you too, my darling. Life as a spy is rarely so...
28/39 I had to do it. Please forgive me. Stimulating.
29/39 I promise I will make it up to you.
30/39 If we ever run into each other... I will show you what a French Spy can really do...
(A) Very well. You've twisted my arm.
(B) All is forgiven.
31/39 Oui! Such a forgiving spirit, my little guimauve! Merci beaucoup, je t'aime.
32/39 I am just slipping into that bath I mentioned before.
33/39 For being a good sport, I'll send you a little memento from France.
34/39 Since I forgot to get that beret! Ah haha!
(A) You're ridiculous.
(B) My hopes for a beret... dashed.
35/39 Non non non! It is you who is the ridiculous one. Hee hee! I shall give you mine, should we ever meet.
36/39 Oui. Attendez s'il vous plaît.
Pause 6 hour pause
37/39 Alright, I've got one last photo for you.
38/39 For being the good sport, as they say.
39/39 [NSFW Photo]
1/∞ Au revoir, my lovely guimauve.
2/∞ Vive la France. <3

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