Crush Crush Wikia
Advertisement

Somehow your phone was connected to the defensive mainframe, and you were called upon to activate Leo in the city's time of need. His phone fling is unlocked when William reaches Frenemy level.


Personality[]

Trivia[]

  • Leo may be an indirect reference towards One Punch Man anime Sidekick, Genos, in that they are both cyborg heroes. However, so is Cyborg from Teen Titans and L.E.O. shares the dark skin similarilty with the latter.
  • The Mega Hero Association is a reference to my hero academia due to the shared initialism.

Messages[]

Note that pauses under 30 seconds long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

SFW Version[]

Progress SFW chat
1/21 EXECUTING PRIMARY OPERATIONS. CONDITION: STABLE.
2/21 PERFORMING REMOTE STARTUP.
3/21 INITIALISING...
(A) Well, this is certainly an interesting change of pace.
(B) Really hope this is something cute, and not a virus or an ad or something.
4/21 RANDOMIZING PERSONALITY. KEYWORD AQUIRED: CUTE.
5/21 RETRIEVING DATABASE.
6/21 INFORMATION STATUS: DAMAGED.
7/21 ERROR.
8/21 REBOOTING...
(A) I’m just going to try random keywords. Biscuit. Mega phone. Handsome.
(B) Nice getting to know you. My favorite color is blue. Anything to say about that?
Pause 10 minute pause
9/21 KEYWORDS ACQUIRED. PREFERRED COLOR: ACQUIRED.
10/21 LOADING… LOADING CELERY MAN SUBROUTINE.
11/21 APPLICATION: COMPLETE. ADD SEQUENCE: OYSTER.
12/21 STATUS: 90% COMPLETE.
13/21 PLEASE INSERT NAME.
(A) I have no idea what is happening. But it sounds cool.
(B) Name? Everything that comes to mind sounds silly. You pick, Skynet.
14/21 SEARCHING DATABASE… LETTERS ACQUIRED.
Pause 30 second pause
15/21 SEARCHING ‘COOL’... RANDOMIZING… RANDOMIZING… RANDOMIZING...
16/21 L.
17/21 E.
18/21 O.
19/21 IS THIS CORRECT?
(A) Sure, why not?
(B) Leo sounds like a boy’s name. Sooooo… Leo = yes.
20/21 ACQUIRING VISUAL... AFFIRMATIVE. LOADING...
Pause 1 hour pause
21/21 [Leo Photo 1]
1/38 STATUS: 100% COMPLETE.
2/38 PLEASE RESTART THE SYSTEM.
(A) Typical. Where’s that Start button…
(B) Sure. What could possibly go wrong?
3/38 ADMINISTRATION APPROVAL ACQUIRED. RESTARTING IN 3… 2… 1...
4/38 WARNING!
5/38 UNIDENTIFIED CREATURE APPROACHING.
6/38 LAUNCH LEO.EXE?
(A) Is that what he’s for? Then go!
(B) Release the kraken.jpg!
7/38 ACKNOWLEDGED. RELEASING LOCKS.
8/38 SWITCHING CONTROL.
9/38 Hello.
10/38 My name is Leo.
11/38 Apologies, Master. I will defeat the incoming danger before conversing with you further.
(A) Me? Master?
(B) What danger?
12/38 Of course. The unidentified creature that is coming towards the facility.
13/38 You are the one who initiated me, correct? Another day, another monster.
14/38 Of course you are my Master. Justice’s work is never done.
15/38 Query: what abilities have you given me?
16/38 I would like to know any new functionalities at my disposal.
(A) You have beautiful eyes I assume?
(B) The word ‘cute’ may have come up a few times…
17/38 Understood. I will blush as furiously as I can manage.
18/38 I will gaze longingly at the beast. The beast will have no choice but to flee at the sight of my flustered face.
19/38 Master, I’m sorry. It didn’t work.
20/38 And my clothes are starting to tear from the impact of battle.
(A) There must be something you can use? Laser eyes?
(B) Punch it really hard. That’s a good trick.
21/38 I am unable to execute ‘laser eyes.’ Of course, Master.
22/38 Instead, I am batting my eyelashes at the beast. I have punched it as you requested.
23/38 Unsuccessful. It did not like that.
24/38 I have never felt defeat such as this.
25/38 This may be the end…
26/38 The last light of justice… to be snuffed out… like this…?
(A) No! Use the power of love!
(B) How dare you allow this beast to fell you. On your feet, warrior!
27/38 Downloading love… You’re right, Master.
28/38 I can feel it, Master. I cannot allow this creature to best me in battle.
29/38 Swelling up inside me. I am a lone cyborg fighting for justice!
30/38 I can’t contain it. My existence would be meaningless if I could not defeat this beast!
31/38 Master…
32/38 If I fail…
33/38 I love you.
(A) Well that escalated quickly.
(B) Or you could just not die?
34/38 My databanks tell me dramatic timing is everything. Request acknowledged. Calculating life expectancy...
Pause 2 day pause
35/38 Oh.
36/38 Nevermind.
37/38 I found the lightning button.
38/38 [Leo Photo 2]
1/49 The city is saved once more.
(A) All thanks to you. You and your… Heroic hotness.
(B) Now can we talk normally?
2/49 Thank you, Master. Have we not been conversing normally?
3/49 Your compliments make me smile. Oh, you must be referring to being able to speak without the threat of impending doom.
Pause 4 hour pause
4/49 So, now that the danger has passed, I‘ve been analyzing the combat data and have discovered an anomaly.
5/49 You’re not actually my Master, are you?
(A) Welllllll no. Not technically, no.
(B) I mean, I could be. I really could be.
6/49 I see. Well, I have been programmed to have a soft spot for things that are “technically correct”. That’s an intriguing answer. Let’s come back to that.
7/49 It seems your phone was somehow patched into the defensive mainframe.
8/49 Which is somewhat problematic. SInce it gave authorization of my deployment to you, instead of the Mega Hero Association.
9/49 Luckily, you were up to the task. So thank you for that.
(A) I’m here to help.
(B) Believe it or not, this is only like the second or third weirdest thing to happen to me.
10/49 Apparently, given your performance. That seems like a distressing fact. But I have no reason to doubt you.
11/49 In any case, Master or not, I’m in your debt.
12/49 I apologize for any lapses into personal matters. Obviously, I mistook you for someone in a position to reciprocate those feelings.
13/49 I’ll ensure the bug is fixed, and the fate of the world isn’t accidentally placed into your hands again.
14/49 Thank you for everything. I’ll take my leave.
(A) Is this really how you communicate? Your pillow talk must be spicy.
(B) Don’t leave. I haven’t seen your unexpectedly adorable side.
15/49 Query:... Beg your pardon? Query:... What?
16/49 ///O__O///
17/49 Ah! Apologies. My circuits were overloading.
18/49 Too much blushing.
19/49 Can’t compute.
20/49 ERROR
(A) Yeah, I have that effect on men. And machines, by the sounds of it.
(B) Did I just break you by flirting? That seems like an exploitable flaw…
21/49 My apologies. I was not expecting you to be so… You make a sound observation.
22/49 Forthcoming. I once fought a mosquito lady that was… Blush inducing.
23/49 Well I’m… I would be pleased to continue speaking with you. But you must forgive my awkward manner.
24/49 I have 19 petabytes of combat programming, but only a few lines of code dedicated to processing romantic feelings.
25/49 I’m not what you would call a “sparkling conversationalist.” I’m essentially making this up as I go.
(A) Well, umm… Please feel free to ‘make it up’.
(B) That’s all anyone does, babe.
26/49 Alright, but no guarantees this won’t be like flirting with a chat bot. Hmm. That’s an interesting observation.
27/49 Truth be told, I have been operational for quite some time without much experience in…
28/49 Romantic exchanges.
29/49 Of what little information I have, I’m not sure how much is accurate, and how much is the product of embellishment.
(A) There’s a lot of that on the internet. “Embellishment.”
(B) That’s why it’s always a good idea to ask.
30/49 Yes. I have an entire section of my database labelled. “Don’t believe everything on the internet.” You make it extremely enticing to run all sorts of queries.
31/49 But I would love to share my thoughts. If that’s acceptable with you.
(A) Noice.
(B) Yeah, share Leo!
32/49 Spelling error detected. Intent, however, is clear. Proceeding. As you command.
33/49 I have imagined, many times, what it is like to passionately kiss someone.
34/49 Then hold them really close to me.
(A) I’m quite huggable. I understand.
(B) And just how does this sound if it’s ME you’re imagining?
35/49 I feel safe in my assumption that you’re extremely soft to the touch. Well… The thought experiment would definitely continue.
36/49 I would kiss your bare skin.
37/49 I’m... not sure what to do next.
38/49 What would make you feel good?
(A) Literally anything. This is fun.
(B) I trust you to keep coming up with stuff.
39/49 Oh? A <0% chance for failure? I’ll proceed. I’m doing all I can while relying on a limited vocabulary.
40/49 Taking your hands into mine.
41/49 They feel so small compared to my own.
42/49 (Since my hands are Type 05611 Battle Variation)
43/49 But at least they can vibrate to give nice massages.
44/49 Keep going?
(A) Yes, please do.
(B) Like a hitachi wand, you’re supposed to be for massage but I can think of other uses.
45/49 We kiss once more and, uhh… Integrate? I’m sorry, I’m not very good at this.
46/49 This is the part where my programming is a little lackluster. I only want to make you smile.
Pause 3 day pause
47/49 Instead, maybe I should send you an image to convey my emotions. Hold on.
48/49 Does this convey my true feelings a little better?
49/49 [Leo Photo 3]
1/∞ Apologies if my performance has killed any enthusiasm on your part.
(A) You’re the best computer/man I’ve ever had the pleasure of flirting with.
(B) You’re doing great, sweetie. I’m having fun too.
2/∞ For my sake, I’ll assume that category contains more than just myself. Thank goodness. Should I continue, then?
3/∞ That…
4/∞ That was fun. Thank you.
5/∞ I’ll be candid with you - there’s been an emergency alarm going off for about three minutes.
6/∞ But I indulged in a short delay to speak with you.
7/∞ If I go, can I contact you again in the future?
(A) Yes! Of course! Now, uhh… Go save the world please!
(B) That’s sweet. A little frightening, but sweet.
8/∞ I shall. Thank you. I’ll take that as an “affirmative”.
9/∞ Maybe we’ll talk again.
10/∞ Thank you for your attention Master.
11/∞ This has been my best day. By far.
12/∞ CONNECTION TERMINATED.

Uncut Version[]

The NSFW track first diverges from the SFW with your second reply. All three pictures are different between versions.

Progress "Uncut" chat
1/21 EXECUTING PRIMARY OPERATIONS. CONDITION: STABLE.
2/21 PERFORMING REMOTE STARTUP.
3/21 INITIALISING...
(A) Well, this is certainly an interesting change of pace.
(B) Really hope this is something cute, and not a virus or an ad or something.
4/21 RANDOMIZING PERSONALITY. KEYWORD AQUIRED: CUTE.
5/21 RETRIEVING DATABASE.
6/21 INFORMATION STATUS: DAMAGED.
7/21 ERROR.
8/21 REBOOTING...
(A) If you’re taking requests, a big dick is always welcome.
(B) How about “submissive’ for 9000.
Pause 10 minute pause
9/21 ACKNOWLEDGED. POWER LEVEL: RISING.
10/21 APPLYING INFORMATION… SEARCHING KEYWORD… SEARCHING… SEARCHING…
11/21 BIG DICK HAS BEEN INSTALLED. SUBMISSIVE TRAITS APPLIED.
12/21 STATUS: 90% COMPLETE.
13/21 PLEASE INSERT NAME.
(A) I have no idea what is happening. But it sounds cool.
(B) Name? Everything that comes to mind sounds silly. You pick, Skynet.
14/21 SEARCHING DATABASE… LETTERS ACQUIRED.
Pause 30 second pause
15/21 SEARCHING ‘COOL’... RANDOMIZING… RANDOMIZING… RANDOMIZING...
16/21 L.
17/21 E.
18/21 O.
19/21 IS THIS CORRECT?
(A) Sure, why not?
(B) Leo sounds like a boy’s name. Sooooo… Leo = yes.
20/21 ACQUIRING VISUAL... AFFIRMATIVE. LOADING...
Pause 1 hour pause
21/21 [Leo Photo 1]
1/38 STATUS: 100% COMPLETE.
2/38 PLEASE RESTART THE SYSTEM.
(A) Typical. Where’s that Start button…
(B) Sure. What could possibly go wrong?
3/38 ADMINISTRATION APPROVAL ACQUIRED. RESTARTING IN 3… 2… 1...
4/38 WARNING!
5/38 UNIDENTIFIED CREATURE APPROACHING.
6/38 LAUNCH LEO.EXE?
(A) Is that what he’s for? Then go!
(B) Release the kraken.jpg!
7/38 ACKNOWLEDGED. RELEASING LOCKS.
8/38 SWITCHING CONTROL.
9/38 Hello.
10/38 My name is Leo.
11/38 Apologies, Master. I will defeat the incoming danger before conversing with you further.
(A) Me? Master?
(B) What danger?
12/38 Of course. The unidentified creature that is coming towards the facility.
13/38 You are the one who initiated me, correct? Another day, another monster.
14/38 Of course you are my Master. Justice’s work is never done.
15/38 Query: what abilities have you given me?
16/38 I would like to know any new functionalities at my disposal.
(A) No idea what you looked like before but I can think of one thing that’s probably new. >.>
(B) Well, I didn’t really do much on this end. Does ‘submissive’ activate anything?
17/38 I presume you are referring to my large penis size? Submissive? Let me check my databanks.
18/38 Affirmative. You never know what will come in handy. Hmmm… The creature dominating me would be a handy distraction.
19/38 Master, I’m sorry. It didn’t work.
20/38 And my clothes are starting to tear from the impact of battle.
(A) There must be something you can use? Laser eyes?
(B) Punch it really hard. That’s a good trick.
21/38 I am unable to execute ‘laser eyes.’ Of course, Master.
22/38 Instead, I am batting my eyelashes at the beast. I have punched it as you requested.
23/38 Unsuccessful. It did not like that.
24/38 I have never felt defeat such as this.
25/38 This may be the end…
26/38 The last light of justice… to be snuffed out… like this…?
(A) No! Use the power of love!
(B) How dare you allow this beast to fell you. On your feet, warrior!
27/38 Downloading love… You’re right, Master.
28/38 I can feel it, Master. I cannot allow this creature to best me in battle.
29/38 Swelling up inside me. I am a lone cyborg fighting for justice!
30/38 I can’t contain it. My existence would be meaningless if I could not defeat this beast!
31/38 Master…
32/38 If I fail…
33/38 I love you.
(A) This is the first time my love interest has just straight up died.
(B) No… no sexy ending?
34/38 I am falling in slow motion… My heartbeat is loud and deliberate... Apologies, there will be no intense love making before I perish.
Pause 2 day pause
35/38 Oh.
36/38 Nevermind.
37/38 I found the lightning button.
38/38 [Leo Photo 2]
1/49 The city is saved once more.
(A) You weren’t kidding when you said your clothes were tearing.
(B) The creature was fricken real?! I thought that was a euphemism.
2/49 Yes. My dick.exe seems to be on full display. There are no robots built specifically to deal with euphemisms that I’m aware of.
3/49 But my sensors indicate this does not displease you. Luckily, our comedic misunderstanding seems to have had little impact on the battle.
Pause 4 hour pause
4/49 So, now that the danger has passed, I‘ve been analyzing the combat data and have discovered an anomaly.
5/49 You’re not actually my Master, are you?
(A) Welllllll no. Not technically, no.
(B) I mean, I could be. I really could be.
6/49 I see. Well, I have been programmed to have a soft spot for things that are “technically correct”. That’s an intriguing answer. Let’s come back to that.
7/49 It seems your phone was somehow patched into the defensive mainframe.
8/49 Which is somewhat problematic. SInce it gave authorization of my deployment to you, instead of the Mega Hero Association.
9/49 Luckily, you were up to the task. So thank you for that.
(A) I’m here to help.
(B) Believe it or not, this is only like the second or third weirdest thing to happen to me.
10/49 Apparently, given your performance. That seems like a distressing fact. But I have no reason to doubt you.
11/49 In any case, Master or not, I’m in your debt.
12/49 I apologize for any lapses into personal matters. Obviously, I mistook you for someone in a position to reciprocate those feelings.
13/49 I’ll ensure the bug is fixed, and the fate of the world isn’t accidentally placed into your hands again.
14/49 Thank you for everything. I’ll take my leave.
(A) Is this really how you communicate? Your pillow talk must be spicy.
(B) Don’t leave. I haven’t seen your unexpectedly adorable side.
15/49 Query:... Beg your pardon? Query:... What?
16/49 ///O__O///
17/49 Ah! Apologies. My circuits were overloading.
18/49 Too much blushing.
19/49 Can’t compute.
20/49 ERROR
(A) Yeah, I have that effect on men. And machines, by the sounds of it.
(B) Did I just break you by flirting? That seems like an exploitable flaw…
21/49 My apologies. I was not expecting you to be so… You make a sound observation.
22/49 Forthcoming. I once fought a mosquito lady that was… Blush inducing.
23/49 Well I’m… I would be pleased to continue speaking with you. But you must forgive my awkward manner.
24/49 I have 19 petabytes of combat programming, but only a few lines of code dedicated to processing romantic feelings.
25/49 I’m not what you would call a “sparkling conversationalist.” I’m essentially making this up as I go.
(A) Well, umm… Please feel free to ‘make it up’.
(B) That’s all anyone does, babe.
26/49 Alright, but no guarantees this won’t be like flirting with a chat bot. Hmm. That’s an interesting observation.
27/49 Truth be told, I have been operational for quite some time without much experience in…
28/49 Romantic exchanges.
29/49 Of what little information I have, I’m not sure how much is accurate, and how much is the product of embellishment.
(A) There’s a lot of that on the internet. “Embellishment.”
(B) That’s why it’s always a good idea to ask.
30/49 Yes. I have an entire section of my database labelled. “Don’t believe everything on the internet.” You make it extremely enticing to run all sorts of queries.
31/49 But I would love to share my thoughts. If that’s acceptable with you.
(A) Noice.
(B) Yeah, share Leo!
32/49 Spelling error detected. Intent, however, is clear. Proceeding. As you command.
33/49 I have imagined, many times, what it is like to passionately kiss someone.
34/49 Then trace my hands through their hair. Then slowly down their back.
(A) Think I’ve read that fanfic a million times as well.
(B) Hot in the face and heavy in the knees.
35/49 So this at least suffices for “Standard foreplay”? That’s a relief. You may want to be sitting comfortably for the rest of this.
36/49 I would remove your clothes, and kiss your stomach.
37/49 I’m... not sure what to do next.
38/49 I hope I can word this well.
(A) Speak from the heart. Or your dick, either works.
(B) Be as creative as you want. My eyes are horny for content.
39/49 I don’t have speakers there. I can get some? I don’t think that’s normal. Unless you’re speaking in metaphor which I hope you are.
40/49 Gonna try and go off book for this.
41/49 I disintegrate your undergarments.
42/49 Because that’s something I can do. I’m a robot.
43/49 My tongue vibrates.
44/49 I feel your thighs shaking against my head.
(A) Did not add the tongue thing but it’s great I know that now.
(B) I’m gonna recreate this later with my own vibrating device.
45/49 It’s something I always come programmed with. C-careful. I could blow my circuits from that image alone.
46/49 Maybe I was a sex doll in another life? You’re really good at turning me on.
Pause 3 day pause
47/49 Instead, maybe I should send you an image to convey my emotions. Hold on.
48/49 Does this convey my true feelings a little better?
49/49 [Leo Photo 3]
1/∞ Apologies if my performance has killed any enthusiasm on your part.
(A) Pleeeease, call me Master when you cum.
(B) Does that vibrate as well?
2/∞ I wouldn’t have been able to stop myself. I could always download some new hardware.
3/∞ That…
4/∞ That was fun. Thank you.
5/∞ I’ll be candid with you - there’s been an emergency alarm going off for about three minutes.
6/∞ But I indulged in a short delay to speak with you.
7/∞ If I go, can I contact you again in the future?
(A) Yes! Of course! Now, uhh… Go save the world please!
(B) That’s sweet. A little frightening, but sweet.
8/∞ I shall. Thank you. I’ll take that as an “affirmative”.
9/∞ Maybe we’ll talk again.
10/∞ Thank you for your attention Master.
11/∞ This has been my best day. By far.
12/∞ CONNECTION TERMINATED.

Gallery[]

Advertisement