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Mikey is a YewToober who makes messy eating videos under the name McHungryPants. He contacts you when his curiosity is piqued after seeing your number labelled as "Marshmallow" in Theo's phone. His phone fling is unlocked after receiving Theo's third photo.

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Note that pauses under 5 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

SFW Version[]

Progress SFW chat
1/48 Hey who are you?
2/48 I need to know.
3/48 There's no time to explain.
(A) Umm... Who's this?
(B) Identity theft is a crime. You wouldn't download a car, would you?
4/48 Would you accept the "I asked you first" defense? Wow! Hahaha! That hurt my brain reading that.
5/48 Yeah, I lied.
6/48 There's plenty of time to explain.
7/48 I've just always wanted to say that.
8/48 My name is Mikey. But you might know me as McHungryPants???
(A) The YewToob guy?
(B) Might I know you by another name?
9/48 Yes! I see you know your 'people marginally famous for stupid reasons' quite well. Haha! No. I get called a lot of four letter words, but none of them are my name.
10/48 Here, I'll speak my truth.
11/48 I saw your number in my boy Theo's phone.
12/48 He has you labelled as 'Marshmallow'.
13/48 And now... I can't rest until I find out who this mysterious 'Marshmallow' is.
14/48 Except for evenings and weekends, of course. Need to get in my nine hours a night or I'm as useless as mac without cheese.
(A) Oh Theo! I'm just a friend of his. We met online.
(B) I am, in fact, a proud first generation Marshmallow.
15/48 Hmmmm... Hahaha! I KNEW it!
16/48 Okay, that story checks out. I was hoping for more drama, but I'll accept your version of events. I was like, "The answer MUST be that they're a marshmallow!"
17/48 Theo mentioned you help animals, and stuff? You sound pretty neat meat.
(A) Sort of. The animals usually spontaneously change into men. It's a highly specialized trade.
(B) Wait, so you already talked to Theo about me?
18/48 HAHAHA! Wow - that sounds like an amazing world to live in. Yeah, a bit. But the guy is always exaggerating.
19/48 Imagine if more jobs involved, "the problem randomly turned into an attractive man". Hey dude! I met this incredibly hot and intelligent person while I was gaming!
20/48 I believe that's genuinely the of that 'Raining Men' song. Like, dude. Come on. All the attractive people are playing games like Blush Blush. Not your stupid MMO.
21/48 Well, with a nickname like Marshmallow, I would love to have you on my show sometime.
22/48 I've been thinking about doing a marshmallow challenge, and you would bring a note of classy authenticity to the whole thing.
(A) Wait, what sort of show do you have?
(B) You know I'm not *actually* a marshmallow, right?
23/48 Oh, well, if the name "McHungryPants" didn't tip you off... The internet rarely cares about such things.
24/48 It's actually a political show where we discuss current events and religious philosophy. At least, that's my experience from doing this show.
25/48 Jk,LOL! Actually, I'll tell you a little bit about the show, so you can see the whole picture.
26/48 My show is basically messy eating.
27/48 And, if you're still there, I will continue my explanation.
(A) I'm still here...
(B) I'm too intrigued to look away...
28/48 LOL! That's super! And that's exactly why I have a show.
29/48 Okay, so I do weird food challenges and stuff.
30/48 Like - eat a ghost pepper cake! Drink a wasabi and durian milkshake! That sort of thing.
31/48 But my "schtick" is I do it kind of messy and ridiculous.
(A) You're kidding.
(B) That sounds very 'YewToob'.
32/48 I'm afraid not. It is. It very is.
33/48 Anyway, in case you're wondering, it just sort of started by accident.
34/48 I posted a bunch of junk in the early days, acting like a jackass.
35/48 Then I ate this tray of cinnamon buns, like, super messy.
36/48 Boom. 250k views. And an empire is born.
(A) Sounds legit.
(B) Believe it or not, but this is one of the more normal origin stories I've heard recently.
37/48 It is everything BUT. HAHAHA! Yup.
38/48 However - it pays the bills. So I'm riding this pony until it keels over, because you're not supposed to ride ponies. The internet has flipped the script on normal human interactions.
39/48 So, if you're ever interested in coming on the show and eating, like, 1000 marshmallows in an unusual fashion, let me know.
40/48 I'll even dress up as an animal or something, so it stays 'on brand' for you.
41/48 What animals look cute when they're chubby? Seals? Have you helped any seals?
(A) How do I know you're 'adorable seal' material?
(B) Sounds like fun, but how do I know you are who you say you are?
42/48 Oh, well... Get ready to get your hair blown back. Hey - nice! That's excellent internet safety. Good job!
43/48 One sec, I'll send you a pic.
44/48 I just took a bunch for a promo, so I'll send you one of those.
45/48 BRB.
Pause 1 day pause
46/48 Here you go - this is for an upcoming video called "McHungryPants doesn't know how to eat pizza."
47/48 These videos are oddly popular in Japan, FYI.
48/48 [Mikey Photo 1]
1/27 Verdict?
(A) Hahaha! I love your expression!
(B) And you're saying these videos are popular?
2/27 Yeah, that's my character. Very - "Food is Wow!" They are. Most vids hit 3-5 million views these days.
3/27 I mean, some people just like food, right?
4/27 Some people find it funny. Some people find it sexy.
5/27 And some people want to watch an oddly enthusiastic guy eat it.
(A) So, judging by your texts, this is just an act you put on?
(B) You're cute.
6/27 Oh yes. There's like - this weird 'zone' of being kinda dumb, kinda cute, kinda weird that just captures people. If that's the way you feel, I strongly advise you not to look up my videos.
7/27 And it's always the weirdest stuff. "I love the way you eat gummy bears." Like - WTF? Unless it's the food that's doing it for you. Then by all means.
8/27 Anyway, that's my face.
9/27 I should probably leave you alone now. I'm getting too comfortable talking out of character.
(A) What do you mean? Do you not enjoy it? Being 'in character'?
(B) How does your character usually talk?
10/27 Ummmmmmm! Well, the effect is lost a little over text.
11/27 No, I enjoy it. I just don't get a chance to talk to people without being 'on', you know? My voice goes back and forth between kinda deep and sexy, to kinda high pitched and excited.
12/27 Like even when I'm being chill with fans, they kinda want the full treatment. It wigs them out when I just order salad. My catch phrase is, "Wiiiiith fries."
13/27 But I've rarely talked about this 'end' of it all before. Behind the scenes I guess?
14/27 I have no idea why I'm telling you, to be honest. You have this whole... 'Pour my life out to you' vibe.
15/27 You should start a channel!
(A) That's rather romantic of you to say.
(B) No time. Too many animal boys to help.
16/27 Well yeah. That's why I said it. Hahaha! I think you just invented a new sentence.
17/27 I'm romantic AF. This is the weirdest fricken conversation ever.
18/27 Just to be clear though, the pic I sent you was actually on the 'tame' side of things.
19/27 My character is a fricken jackass. I push things super far.
20/27 Things get serious business.
21/27 I mean... Would you like to see?
(A) Yeah, absolutely.
(B) I'm curious, for sure.
22/27 Cool. Oh man, and curiosity fed the cat. Or something. I dunno.
23/27 I'll grab you a promo pic from my upcoming "Wiiiiiiith fries" subscriber special.
24/27 Hold on.
Pause 2 day pause
25/27 Okay, I'm back.
26/27 Here you go.
27/27 [Mikey Photo 2]
1/39 I've already filmed this video. It's just in editing.
(A) Oh wow, now I want chicken nugs!
(B) You look so happy!
2/39 Hahaha! No lie - those are a guilty pleasure for me. That's because I haven't eaten nine pounds of fries yet.
3/39 I try to fit nuggies in a bunch of my challenges because I just like them. I have a different face then.
4/39 Wow! It's oddly... Freeing talking about this stuff.
5/39 Like - I think I just realized I've been in a bad funk the last...
6/39 ...couple weeks, actually.
(A) What do you mean?
(B) Tell me, baby. Tell me all the things.
7/39 Hmmm. It's a bit hard to explain... Hahaha! K!
8/39 Usually, doing these dumb food challenges is super easy.
9/39 Well, I mean... I usually get super ill and am probably doing damage to myself or whatever...
10/39 But like it's super easy coming up with ideas.
11/39 And usually, my editor and I are always laughing about stupid stuff we hack together.
12/39 Doing this stuff is fun and weird.
13/39 But for the last couple months, I've been having trouble coming up with ideas, or getting amped for challenges.
(A) Maybe you're just not hungry? :D
(B) Anyone can get fatigued, Mikey.
14/39 Hahaha! You mean, because I eat, like, nine pizzas every day? But it feels weird, right? I mean... You're doing stuff that makes people laugh and feel good.
15/39 But then I feel super weird about complaining about anything, I guess?
16/39 How much more of a first world problem can you get than:
17/39 I have to eat too much food, while people cheer me on.
18/39 Having too much food is literally the paragon supreme first world problem.
(A) It's good to appreciate what's going well. And any 'job' can get tiring.
(B) Nah, you're overthinking it. Burn out happens. Take a break!
19/39 Yeah, I guess I just sort of assumed that doing something fun for a living would always be fun. Yeah, you're right. You run the treadmill, eventually you get tired.
20/39 But everyone gets 'full' sooner or later. And by 'treadmill' I mean all the cheeseburgers.
21/39 Jeez, one sec.
22/39 I just had to check whether or not I was an animal.
23/39 Because I feel like you kinda maybe helped me? Made me feel good, at least.
(A) It's what I do.
(B) Aww, well, you look super huggable. Like a teddy bear. I think it counts!
24/39 You should definitely start a channel. Hey, I'll take it. I'd love to put 'teddy bear' on my résumé.
25/39 Help people with their problems while putting on makeup or something. Actually, I think I have a video focused on honey where I dressed up like that...
26/39 I'd sub it. Oh wait! That's one of those 'set-to-private' videos. Never mind.
27/39 Well, thanks for being cool.
28/39 Theo was right about you.
29/39 Somehow you just make people feel good, no matter how odd they are.
(A) Aha! So Theo DID tell you more about me!
(B) I just like helping cute bois.
30/39 Yeah he did. Then why are you friends with Theo?
31/39 But I was super curious about the marshmallow thing. So here I am. JK he's my bro. And he's cute. Just not, like, AS cute as some other bois.
32/39 Well, I'm feeling really jazzed after chatting with you. Like I'm super amped on creative juice now.
33/39 One sec - I'm going to take a special picture just for you.
34/39 If it doesn't make your tummy feel funny, you can sell it or something.
(A) Be still my heart.
(B) Sure! Send me ALL the pics!
35/39 No don't. That means you ded. Coming at ya!
36/39 BRB.
Pause 1 day pause
37/39 Okay, here you go.
38/39 This isn't for a video or challenge or anything.
39/39 [Mikey Photo 3]
1/∞ I just like candy.
(A) Well, now I'm extra hungry.
(B) You're a loon.
2/∞ You and me both! A professional loon, in fact.
3/∞ Okay, I'm gonna run.
4/∞ Let me know if you ever want to do that video.
5/∞ Right now, I'm REALLY feeling a craving for marshmallows...
6/∞ Hee hee! That's innuendo!
7/∞ Take it easy.
8/∞ Bye!
9/∞ Wiiiiiith fries!

Uncut Version[]

The NSFW track first diverges from the SFW with your response to the first picture. All three pictures are different between versions.

Progress "Uncut" chat
1/48 Hey who are you?
2/48 I need to know.
3/48 There's no time to explain.
(A) Umm... Who's this?
(B) Identity theft is a crime. You wouldn't download a car, would you?
4/48 Would you accept the "I asked you first" defense? Wow! Hahaha! That hurt my brain reading that.
5/48 Yeah, I lied.
6/48 There's plenty of time to explain.
7/48 I've just always wanted to say that.
8/48 My name is Mikey. But you might know me as McHungryPants???
(A) The YewToob guy?
(B) Might I know you by another name?
9/48 Yes! I see you know your 'people marginally famous for stupid reasons' quite well. Haha! No. I get called a lot of four letter words, but none of them are my name.
10/48 Here, I'll speak my truth.
11/48 I saw your number in my boy Theo's phone.
12/48 He has you labelled as 'Marshmallow'.
13/48 And now... I can't rest until I find out who this mysterious 'Marshmallow' is.
14/48 Except for evenings and weekends, of course. Need to get in my nine hours a night or I'm as useless as mac without cheese.
(A) Oh Theo! I'm just a friend of his. We met online.
(B) I am, in fact, a proud first generation Marshmallow.
15/48 Hmmmm... Hahaha! I KNEW it!
16/48 Okay, that story checks out. I was hoping for more drama, but I'll accept your version of events. I was like, "The answer MUST be that they're a marshmallow!"
17/48 Theo mentioned you help animals, and stuff? You sound pretty neat meat.
(A) Sort of. The animals usually spontaneously change into men. It's a highly specialized trade.
(B) Wait, so you already talked to Theo about me?
18/48 HAHAHA! Wow - that sounds like an amazing world to live in. Yeah, a bit. But the guy is always exaggerating.
19/48 Imagine if more jobs involved, "the problem randomly turned into an attractive man". Hey dude! I met this incredibly hot and intelligent person while I was gaming!
20/48 I believe that's genuinely the of that 'Raining Men' song. Like, dude. Come on. All the attractive people are playing games like Blush Blush. Not your stupid MMO.
21/48 Well, with a nickname like Marshmallow, I would love to have you on my show sometime.
22/48 I've been thinking about doing a marshmallow challenge, and you would bring a note of classy authenticity to the whole thing.
(A) Wait, what sort of show do you have?
(B) You know I'm not *actually* a marshmallow, right?
23/48 Oh, well, if the name "McHungryPants" didn't tip you off... The internet rarely cares about such things.
24/48 It's actually a political show where we discuss current events and religious philosophy. At least, that's my experience from doing this show.
25/48 Jk,LOL! Actually, I'll tell you a little bit about the show, so you can see the whole picture.
26/48 My show is basically messy eating.
27/48 And, if you're still there, I will continue my explanation.
(A) I'm still here...
(B) I'm too intrigued to look away...
28/48 LOL! That's super! And that's exactly why I have a show.
29/48 Okay, so I do weird food challenges and stuff.
30/48 Like - eat a ghost pepper cake! Drink a wasabi and durian milkshake! That sort of thing.
31/48 But my "schtick" is I do it kind of messy and ridiculous.
(A) You're kidding.
(B) That sounds very 'YewToob'.
32/48 I'm afraid not. It is. It very is.
33/48 Anyway, in case you're wondering, it just sort of started by accident.
34/48 I posted a bunch of junk in the early days, acting like a jackass.
35/48 Then I ate this tray of cinnamon buns, like, super messy.
36/48 Boom. 250k views. And an empire is born.
(A) Sounds legit.
(B) Believe it or not, but this is one of the more normal origin stories I've heard recently.
37/48 It is everything BUT. HAHAHA! Yup.
38/48 However - it pays the bills. So I'm riding this pony until it keels over, because you're not supposed to ride ponies. The internet has flipped the script on normal human interactions.
39/48 So, if you're ever interested in coming on the show and eating, like, 1000 marshmallows in an unusual fashion, let me know.
40/48 I'll even dress up as an animal or something, so it stays 'on brand' for you.
41/48 What animals look cute when they're chubby? Seals? Have you helped any seals?
(A) How do I know you're 'adorable seal' material?
(B) Sounds like fun, but how do I know you are who you say you are?
42/48 Oh, well... Get ready to get your hair blown back. Hey - nice! That's excellent internet safety. Good job!
43/48 One sec, I'll send you a pic.
44/48 I just took a bunch for a promo, so I'll send you one of those.
45/48 BRB.
Pause 1 day pause
46/48 Here you go - this is for an upcoming video called "McHungryPants doesn't know how to eat pizza"
47/48 These videos are oddly popular in Japan, FYI.
48/48 [NSFW Photo]
1/27 Verdict?
(A) It seems like the pizza has made you kind of... Excited.
(B) Extra Pepperoni I see.
2/27 Whoops! Oh Crap! HAHAHA! Shit.
3/27 Awww, damn. I sent you a pic for my Gold Member Patrons account.
4/27 I charge money for those D:
5/27 Hahaha! Just kidding. I didn't mean to send you the saucy version. My bad.
(A) I mean, I'm not complaining...
(B) I hope someday to find someone who looks at me the way you look at pizza.
6/27 Lies. Everyone is always complaining. It's the internet. Fucking LOOOOL!!!
7/27 But thanks! I'm glad I didn't accidentally drive you off. I'm afraid nothing makes me feel the same way pizza does HAHAHA!
8/27 Anyway, that's my face. And my junk.
9/27 I should probably leave you alone now. I'm getting too comfortable talking out of character.
(A) What do you mean? Do you not enjoy it? Being 'in character'?
(B) How does your character usually talk?
10/27 Ummmmmmm! Well, the effect is lost a little over text.
11/27 No, I enjoy it. I just don't get a chance to talk to people without being 'on', you know? My voice goes back and forth between kinda deep and sexy, to kinda high pitched and excited.
12/27 Like even when I'm being chill with fans, they kinda want the full treatment. It wigs them out when I just order salad. My catch phrase is, "Wiiiiith fries."
13/27 But I've rarely talked about this 'end' of it all before. Behind the scenes I guess?
14/27 I have no idea why I'm telling you, to be honest. You have this whole... 'Pour my life out to you' vibe.
15/27 You should start a channel!
(A) That's rather romantic of you to say.
(B) No time. Too many animal boys to help.
16/27 Well yeah. That's why I said it. Hahaha! I think you just invented a new sentence.
17/27 I'm romantic AF. This is the weirdest fricken conversation ever.
18/27 Just to be clear though, the pic I sent you was actually on the 'tame' side of things.
19/27 My character is a fricken jackass. I push things super far.
20/27 Things get serious business.
21/27 I mean... Would you like to see?
(A) Send me the goods. No bulges.
(B) Send me, like, Level 2. Let's build up the hype.
22/27 One 'no bulge' special coming up. Hahaha! Okay, Level 2 it is.
23/27 I'll grab you a promo pic from my upcoming "Wiiiiiiith fries" subscriber special.
24/27 Hold on.
Pause 2 day pause
25/27 Okay, I'm back.
26/27 Here you go.
27/27 [NSFW Photo]
1/39 I've already filmed this video. It's just in editing.
(A) Now THIS is fry eating.
(B) It's gross but also kind of hot.
2/39 Hahaha! I mean, you're not the first person to ignore my junk in lieu of fries! That's basically my tagline! :D
3/39 You'd fit right in on my Dischat server. My tombstone is going to say, "Gross, but kinda hot."
4/39 Wow! It's oddly... Freeing talking about this stuff.
5/39 Like - I think I just realized I've been in a bad funk the last...
6/39 ...couple weeks, actually.
(A) What do you mean?
(B) Tell me, baby. Tell me all the things.
7/39 Hmmm. It's a bit hard to explain... Hahaha! K!
8/39 Usually, doing these dumb food challenges is super easy.
9/39 Well, I mean... I usually get super ill and am probably doing damage to myself or whatever...
10/39 But like it's super easy coming up with ideas.
11/39 And usually, my editor and I are always laughing about stupid stuff we hack together.
12/39 Doing this stuff is fun and weird.
13/39 But for the last couple months, I've been having trouble coming up with ideas, or getting amped for challenges.
(A) Maybe you're just not hungry? :D
(B) Anyone can get fatigued, Mikey.
14/39 Hahaha! You mean, because I eat, like, nine pizzas every day? But it feels weird, right? I mean... You're doing stuff that makes people laugh and feel good.
15/39 But then I feel super weird about complaining about anything, I guess?
16/39 How much more of a first world problem can you get than:
17/39 I have to eat too much food, while people cheer me on.
18/39 Having too much food is literally the paragon supreme first world problem.
(A) It's good to appreciate what's going well. And any 'job' can get tiring.
(B) Nah, you're overthinking it. Burn out happens. Take a break!
19/39 Yeah, I guess I just sort of assumed that doing something fun for a living would always be fun. Yeah, you're right. You run the treadmill, and eventually you get tired.
20/39 But everyone gets 'full' sooner or later. And by 'treadmill' I mean all the cheeseburgers.
21/39 Jeez, one sec.
22/39 I just had to check whether or not I was an animal.
23/39 Because I feel like you kinda maybe helped me? Made me feel good, at least.
(A) It's what I do.
(B) Aww, well, you look super huggable. Like a teddy bear. I think it counts!
24/39 You should definitely start a channel. Hey, I'll take it. I'd love to put 'teddy bear' on my résumé.
25/39 Help people with their problems while putting on makeup or something. Actually, I think I have a video focused on honey where I dressed up like that...
26/39 I'd sub it. Oh wait! That's one of those 'set-to-private' videos. Never mind.
27/39 Well, thanks for being cool.
28/39 Theo was right about you.
29/39 Somehow you just make people feel good, no matter how odd they are.
(A) Aha! So Theo DID tell you more about me!
(B) I just like helping cute bois.
30/39 Yeah he did. Then why are you friends with Theo?
31/39 But I was super curious about the marshmallow thing. So here I am. JK he's my bro. And he's cute. Just not, like, AS cute as some other bois.
32/39 Well, I'm feeling really jazzed after chatting with you. Like I'm super amped on creative juice now.
33/39 One sec - I'm going to take a special picture just for you.
34/39 If it doesn't make your tummy feel funny, you can sell it or something.
(A) I encourage the trend of the last few pictures.
(B) Let me see that SOFT TUMMY!
35/39 Good. They'll form a trilogy of thrills. A thrill-ogy, if you will. Prepare to be... Amazed? HAHAHA!
36/39 BRB.
Pause 1 day pause
37/39 Okay, here you go.
38/39 This isn't for a video or challenge or anything.
39/39 [NSFW Photo]
1/∞ I just had candy. And some edible underwear handy.
(A) Sweet! I want to put all of that in my mouth!
(B) Well... I mean, I do love me some hard candy.
2/∞ Yay! I also want that! Haha! You mean penis! :D
3/∞ Okay, I'm gonna run.
4/∞ Let me know if you ever want to do that video.
5/∞ Right now, I'm REALLY feeling a craving for marshmallows...
6/∞ Hee hee! That's innuendo!
7/∞ Take it easy.
8/∞ Bye!
9/∞ Wiiiiiith fries!

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