Q-Piddy is the nineteenth and final girl unlocked in the game, not counting the optional ones unlocked in the shop or through LTEs. She is unlocked after completing The Dark One. She is a goddess who has been helping you throughout the game. You encounter her when she is about to sacrifice herself to the dark portal and then Pamu stops her, leaving her needing your help.
When you complete her there will be an ending cutscene in which you will have to choose between "letting her go and sacrifice herself" or "saving her and sacrificing yourself".
If you choose "letting her go and sacrifice herself", after the credits you will not be able to play with her anymore, it will say "GONE" just like The Dark One. However, starting in v0.316, you have the opportunity to exchange text messages with Q-Piddy through the Phone Flings feature.
Q-Piddy's Phone Fling is unlocked when you completing the Storyline (when you choose "letting her go and sacrifice herself" in the ending cutscene). (This Phone Fling is part of Post-Storyline Phone Fling and unable to join Vote-a-Fling Event.)
If you choose "saving her and sacrificing yourself", the game will prestige (soft Reset) instead.
Meeting with Q-Piddy[]
In the opening scene, Q-Piddy gives you a tutorial of the game. She explains what the jobs are, the hobbies are, and how to gain affection.
Dialogue List[]
First Meeting[]
- With the dark one defeated, the world can now be saved! As you examine the portal, suddenly Q-Piddy appears and calls out a warning. "Stand back, Sexy Chosen One! Only a being of pure love can close the portal. You've done your part, now I shall do mine!"
- "Suck it Q-Piddy! Ha ha ha!" [said by Pamu] - Hope for humanity - CRUSHED!
- Q-Piddy lies broken and weak (and really sexy) as the Dark Portal threatens to devour the world. Can the power of the Sexy Chosen One restore Q-Piddy in time to save the world? There's only one way to find out!
Adversary[]
- Oh dear. This body is all swollen and strange. I hope it doesn't look super weird to you.
Sorry[]
- This body feels so strange. My stomach just made the most curious sound. Is it angry? What did I do?
- Where... Am I? What happened? I feel so strange, and... not safe for work?
- I feel so heavy and... Curvy. Do I look curvy to you?
- What fate has befallen me? Some cruel mixture of curse and cliche, I fear.
- I'm afraid of this body... I feel like it's up to no good.
Poke[]
- Hmm. Well that wasn't the worst thing ever. It was close, but not quite.
Upgrade to Nuisance[]
- Wait, please don't go! I'm so confused, and your face feels familiar to me. Please don't leave me by myself! [OK]
- Thank you. Please, just... hold my hand. Until everything stops spinning so fast... [...]
Nuisance[]
- My mind overflows with the thought and desires. Why do I desire your butt so much? Is that a thing people desire?
Sorry[]
- I don't know what to do. I feel so lost. And I'm filled with lots of VERY peculiar urges.
- Who are you? Why are you being so kind to me? Are we friends? Are we... More?
- My feet feel so strange upon the ground. Gravity and I aren't very well acquainted.
- I sense the Hand of Chaos is responsible for this. It's much more... "gropey" than the Hand of Darkness.
- The last thing I remember is a voice, calling to me in the darkness, telling me... To suck it.
Poke[]
- Hmm. Well that wasn't the worst thing ever. It was close, but not quite.
Upgrade to Frenemy[]
- I'm afraid I can't remember who you are. Do you remember who I am? Do you remember who you are? [Yup!]
- giggle* Sorry, what a silly question. Though strangely... That laugh has helped lift some of the fog within me... [...]
Frenemy[]
- My poor wings. I tried to fly today, and they cramped up really bad. Too much chunk in the skunk, if you know what I mean.
Sorry[]
- I don't know what to do. I feel so lost. And I'm filled with lots of VERY peculiar urges.
- Who are you? Why are you being so kind to me? Are we friends? Are we... More?
- My feet feel so strange upon the ground. Gravity and I aren't very well acquainted.
- I sense the Hand of Chaos is responsible for this. It's much more... "gropey" than the Hand of Darkness.
- The last thing I remember is a voice, calling to me in the darkness, telling me... To suck it.
Poke[]
- Hmm. Well that wasn't the worst thing ever. It was close, but not quite.
Gift[]
- Oh. I'm not sure what this is. We're not super duper into material objects in the fairy realm. Could you explain how to use it?
Upgrade to Acquaintance[]
- The more time we spend together, the more I can remember... Did I throw a pigeon at you to make you crash into a pretty girl? [Maybe]
- Oh dear, I hope that wasn't a secret or something. And I hope the pigeon is okay! [...]
Acquaintance[]
- My memories are returning, and so are my powers! Look, I can touch my nose with my tongue again!
Talk[]
- I don't know what to do. I feel so lost. And I'm filled with lots of VERY peculiar urges.
- Who are you? Why are you being so kind to me? Are we friends? Are we... More?
- My feet feel so strange upon the ground. Gravity and I aren't very well acquainted.
- I sense the Hand of Chaos is responsible for this. It's much more... "gropey" than the Hand of Darkness.
- The last thing I remember is a voice, calling to me in the darkness, telling me... To suck it.
Poke[]
- Hmm. Well that wasn't the worst thing ever. It was close, but not quite.
Gift[]
- Oh. I'm not sure what this is. We're not super duper into material objects in the fairy realm. Could you explain how to use it?
Upgrade to Friendzone[]
- Things are becoming less foggy... Did I help you on some kind of quest? Like, recently? [Yes]
- Oh! Well, good. Did you know that if you capture me in a bottle, I can resurrect you upon your death? A little pro tip for you there. [...]
Friendzone[]
- I'm beginning to realize that my garments may not be... appropriate for socializing. At least they're super comfy!
Talk[]
- Your friendship is a... cinder block. Oh wait! I mean it's a metal... floor. Shoot! I can't even make good romantic analogies right now.
- I'm starting to feel a little better. Though I wish my hands would stop inadvertently groping your private parts. Sorry about that, by the way.
- These boobs on me are so weird. Have you taken a look at them? They're so bouncy, and kind of hypnotizing...
- Spending time with you takes the harshness out of my confusion and turmoil. So if you're not busy, I'd love to hang out...
- I like your friendship. I'm sorry if I say something that would otherwise destroy it. This is all pretty new to me.
- I keep getting this feeling there's something important I'm supposed to be doing. Is it lawn bowling? How important is lawn bowling?
Poke[]
- giggle* With all your vast fortunes and magical powers, "tickle" is still in your move list hey? You're adorable.
Gift[]
- What an interesting thing! I'm going to put this in a spot and start appreciating it a whole lot! Gee thanks!
Date[]
- There is no better lighting for falling in love than moonlight. That's fairy science! Quod erat demonstrandum.
- giggle* That was so much fun! And that sand castle we built will serve as an excellent bunker for future fairy missions!
- sigh* I love the shush of leaves dancing in the wind. Does it make you swoon as much as it makes me?
- It took me way too long to realize that we were watching a fictional series of events. I should have known dinosaurs don't wear pants!
Upgrade to Awkward Besties[]
- I feel like the worst is over. My... delicate parts aren't throbbing anymore. Do I seem better to you? [Yes]
- Wonderful! I tell you, when I've recovered, that Pamu is going to get such a pinch! A bad pinch! [...]
Awkward Besties[]
- I can remember so many things now! For some reason, I know the lyrics to a LOT of anime intros. Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!
Flirt[]
- My wings are working again. Unfortunately, I have started sleep-flying. And as I'm partial to sleeping nude, I have startled several bird watchers as of late.
- I'm surprised finding love is so hard in your world. In the fairy realm, we all just sort of... Well, it would be pretty graphic to describe.
- Hahaha! That was a wonderful joke and well told. Okay, now you tell me one!
- I've got such a crush on you. Like a double crush. A crush crush if you would.
- I wish the Dark Portal didn't look like... well, lady parts. If I have to hurl myself into it to destroy it, I could do without the awkwardness.
- I'm starting not to miss my old form, actually. I was pulled over by the fairy police yesterday, and I didn't have to pay the ticket. That's a nice perk.
- I'm so proud of all the things you have done. Look at all the girls that adore you. You've come such a long way!
- I like the dating! It's all ceremonious and nuanced. Like - oh, you're holding my hand! Are we married now?
Poke[]
- giggle* With all your vast fortunes and magical powers, "tickle" is still in your move list hey? You're adorable.
Gift[]
- Oh, more of the things for me! You shouldn't have! Thanks a whole bunch!
Date[]
- There is no better lighting for falling in love than moonlight. That's fairy science! Quod erat demonstrandum.
- giggle* That was so much fun! And that sand castle we built will serve as an excellent bunker for future fairy missions!
- sigh* I love the shush of leaves dancing in the wind. Does it make you swoon as much as it makes me?
- It took me way too long to realize that we were watching a fictional series of events. I should have known dinosaurs don't wear pants!
Upgrade to Crush[]
- Wait, I remember! I'm a love fairy! I help people find love in this vast, cruel universe. Is that how you know me? [Yes!]
- That's great! I hope I was helpful and not super annoying. Like an unskippable tutorial or something like that. [...]
Crush[]
- giggle* Well, I know your world is in danger. And we don't have much time before we're unmade by an aberration of existence. But dating you has been great fun!
Flirt[]
- My wings are working again. Unfortunately I have started sleep-flying. And as I'm partial to sleeping nude, I have startled several bird watchers as of late.
- I'm surprised finding love is so hard in your world. In the fairy realm, we all just sort of... Well, it would be pretty graphic to describe.
- Hahaha! That was a wonderful joke, and well told. Okay, now you tell me one!
- I've got such a crush on you. Like a double crush. A crush crush if you would.
- I wish the Dark Portal didn't look like... well, lady parts. If I have to hurl myself into it to destroy it, I could do without the awkwardness.
- I'm starting not to miss my old form, actually. I was pulled over by the fairy police yesterday, and I didn't have to pay the ticket. That's a nice perk.
- I'm so proud of all the things you have done. Look at all the girls that adore you. You've come such a long way!
- I like the dating! It's all ceremonious and nuanced. Like - oh, you're holding my hand! Are we married now?
Poke[]
- Ha ha ha ha! No no stop! Fairies aren't supposed to be ticklish!
Gift[]
- Oooh, this is pretty! You got me a pretty thing! Thank you! I actually like this for real! Look at you and your gift giving prowess!
Date[]
- There is no better lighting for falling in love than moonlight. That's fairy science! Quod erat demonstrandum.
- giggle* That was so much fun! And that sand castle we built will serve as an excellent bunker for future fairy missions!
- sigh* I love the shush of leaves dancing in the wind. Does it make you swoon as much as it makes me?
- It took me way too long to realize that we were watching a fictional series of events. I should have known dinosaurs don't wear pants!
Upgrade to Sweetheart[]
- My memory is returning, and so are my powers. And I know challenges lie ahead. Please do not give up! [Never!]
- You have a sweet heart. And now we ARE sweethearts. Tee hee! Isn't that cute?! [...]
Sweetheart[]
- I will take great joy in telling Pamu that her plan failed. Actually, I'm probably going to kick her first.
Flirt[]
- Would you do me a favor? I need a squeeze like you wouldn't believe. Wait! I mean my back! *giggle*
- 10/10. Would be cursed again.
- I love you with all of my heart. Now and forever.
- sniff* Goodbye, my sweet. My dearest. My love pigeon.
- I adore you so much. Like, if I said it out loud, it might sound a little creepy. SO much!
- Does my hair look like something inappropriate? My imagination must still be polluted. I keep seeing... shapes. Private shapes.
- I love your hugs! And your laugh! And your smile! Actually, it might be faster to list the things I don't love... Umm... Your farts?
- Loving you has been the greatest joy of my formerly eternal life.
Poke[]
- Ha ha ha ha! No no stop! Fairies aren't supposed to be ticklish!
Gift[]
- I don't know what to say! I really don't! What do you say when you super love a gift, and it kind of makes you amorous for the person who gave it to you.
Date[]
- There is no better lighting for falling in love than moonlight. That's fairy science! Quod erat demonstrandum.
- giggle* That was so much fun! And that sand castle we built will serve as an excellent bunker for future fairy missions!
- sigh* I love the shush of leaves dancing in the wind. Does it make you swoon as much as it makes me?
- It took me way too long to realize that we were watching a fictional series of events. I should have known dinosaurs don't wear pants!
Upgrade to Girlfriend[]
- I want you to hold me close, and whisper soft words into my ear. I want your nose to trace the curve of my neck. Do you... Want those things? [Yes]
- Yes! I feel my heart glowing! My soul fills with love! Ha! Suck it Pamu! [...]
Girlfriend[]
- If this body has drawn us closer, then it was a blessing and not a curse. That makes me happy. And honestly a bit... lustful.
Flirt[]
- Would you do me a favor? I need a squeeze like you wouldn't believe. Wait! I mean my back! *giggle*
- 10/10. Would be cursed again.
- I love you with all of my heart. Now and forever.
- sniff* Goodbye, my sweet. My dearest. My love pigeon.
- I adore you so much. Like, if I said it out loud, it might sound a little creepy. SO much!
- Does my hair look like something inappropriate? My imagination must still be polluted. I keep seeing... shapes. Private shapes.
- I love your hugs! And your laugh! And your smile! Actually, it might be faster to list the things I don't love... Umm... Your farts?
- Loving you has been the greatest joy of my formerly eternal life.
Poke[]
- Ha ha ha ha! No no stop! Fairies aren't supposed to be ticklish!
Gift[]
- I don't know what to say! I really don't! What do you say when you super love a gift, and it kind of makes you amorous for the person who gave it to you.
Date[]
- There is no better lighting for falling in love than moonlight. That's fairy science! Quod erat demonstrandum.
- giggle* That was so much fun! And that sand castle we built will serve as an excellent bunker for future fairy missions!
- sigh* I love the shush of leaves dancing in the wind. Does it make you swoon as much as it makes me?
- It took me way too long to realize that we were watching a fictional series of events. I should have known dinosaurs don't wear pants!
Upgrade to Lover[]
- The time has come. Your love has restored me. I am ready to face the portal. Come. Embrace me one last time... I fear... *sniff* We shall not share such a time again... [<3]
- Goodbye my love. And thank you... [...]
Lover[]
Sex Scene[]
- She kisses you. Your lips, your cheeks, your neck. She draws you close, cradling your face, pressing her breasts against you. As you make love, she weeps and laughs, her tears sparkling in the twilight. She gives herself entirely to you, knowing it will be the first and last time she can...
- As you lay together, a light begins to shine in her eyes. You sense that the curse has lifted, but her form does not change... "Thank you," she says at last. "Thank you for everything. For your love. For your persistence. This is how I want you to remember me. And thank you so so much for playing Crush Crush."
Dialogue about Ayeka[]
- Ayeka is so cute in her little school uniform. I get all tingly when I see her wearing it. You know, like... Down below?
- Oh dear. I read Ayeka's thoughts, and she keeps fantasizing about a katana splitting me in half. I'd better let her know that that kills fairies!
- Poor Ayeka. Her love is all twisty tied up in her hate. I want to give her a hug!
- I'm not sure who Osana is, but I wouldn't mention that name around Ayeka if I were you... [Outdated?]
- I ran into Ayeka. I tried to kiss her and she kind of freaked out. I think I may not know exactly what kisses are for.
- It's a good thing you're not a sandwich, or a small assortment of pretzels. Ayeka would just gobble you up!
[ENDING][]
- In the quiet luminescence of your love, the curse is broken and QPernikiss's power is restored. Her eyes shimmer with love, but quickly fill with tears. "I have something I need to tell you..."
- "Only a being of True Love can close the Portal... by sacrificing themself. Before I was cursed, I was ready to give up everything to save the world. But that was before... Before I fell in love."
- "But... I'm glad. I'm glad I got to feel what it was like. Got to feel my cheeks blush. My heart race. To feel what it was like to have a Crush... Oh, my Sexy Chosen One. I'm glad I noticed you run down Cassie that fateful day. Embrace me one last time!"
What will you do?
Sacrifice Yourself ---> Sacrifice yourself to save the world! This is the true ending of Crush Crush, and will soft-reset your game once the credits roll. Pick this path to unlock the final ending!
Wave Farewell to QPernikiss ---> Let QPernikiss make the ultimate sacrifice! This lets you keep playing the game as normal - super handy if you're still working on your achievements!
Requirement Table[]
Relationship Level | Requirement 1 | Requirement 2 | Requirement 3 | Requirement 4 |
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Adversary | 10,000,000,000,000,000 affection | Consume 1 Time Blocks | Max Level All Jobs | — |
Nuisance | 15,000,000,000,000,000 affection | 1,000,000 Lifetime Gifts | $100,000,000,000,000,000 on hand | — |
Frenemy | 22,500,000,000,000,000 affection | 1 Diamonds | Full Memory Album1 | — |
Acquaintance | 33,750,000,000,000,000 affection | Consume 1 Time Blocks | 1 Shell | — |
Friendzone | 50,625,000,000,000,000 affection | 20,000 Lifetime Dates | 1 Moonlight Stroll Date | 100 Chocolates |
Awkward Besties | 75,937,500,000,000,000 affection | 1 Diamonds | 1,000 Flowers | 1 Beach Date |
Crush | 113,906,250,000,000,000 affection | Consume 1 Time Blocks | 1 Sightseeing Date | 10,000 Cute Puppy |
Sweetheart | 170,859,375,000,000,000 affection | 1 Movie Theater Date | 100,000 New Car | — |
Girlfriend | 256,289,062,500,000,000 affection | 1 Diamonds | 380 Achievements | 10 Mystic Slippers |
Lover | -GONE- | — | — | — |
1Requires lover and all dates for all the girls before Q-Pernikiss. Does not require completing Q-Pernikiss or any girls from bundles or limited time events, or any Event pin-ups. When getting lover with all other girls, it is possible to miss dates with Cassie, Karma and Sutra as they do not require all dates to get to lover.
Phone Fling Messages[]
Q-Pernikiss's Phone Fling unlocks after you "Let someone else sacrifice themself to save the world!"
SFW version[]
An echo of lost love urges you not to give up. Q-Piddy calls to you from another dimension.
Progress | SFW chat | |
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1/22 | ... never give up on love ... | |
Pause | 7 day pause | |
2/22 | Oh, by all that is lovely and wonderful, I hope this message reaches you! | |
3/22 | Are you there, my love? Have the bonds of our friendship and passion made it through the void? | |
(A) | QPernikiss?? You're alive?! | |
(B) | New phone, who dis? | |
4/22 | Yes! Oh yes, my dearest Marshmallow lover! I have survived my moment with destiny! | Oh it is you, my darling! Only you would tease me with such endearing sarcasm in a moment like this! |
5/22 | It was, admittedly, a little easier said than done. But as long as I draw breath, my love endures! | When others would collapse into rank sentimentalism, you stand by and say, "You wot mate?" |
6/22 | In truth, I have survived, but know not whence I am. | |
7/22 | The world is a strange mixture of darkness and light. Pools of rainbows and fragments of rock. | |
8/22 | Perhaps I am in Limbo? Or Iceland? I hear Iceland is rugged and beautiful. | |
(A) | The last time I saw you, you were... | |
(B) | This is blowing my mind. I thought I lost you! | |
9/22 | Oh, my wondrous honey drip, I'm so sorry I put you through that! I just couldn't bear to let you die! | Oh, my snuggly soft lover, I am so sorry! The moment called for action, and I couldn't imagine living without you! |
10/22 | I knew one of us would need to... | |
11/22 | Act. In order to close the rift and save the world. | |
12/22 | And I just couldn't let it be you. I just couldn't! Every fiber of my being compelled me into the darkness. | |
13/22 | I am so happy you're safe. Even now, I can feel your heart beating with mine across the heavens <3 | |
(A) | We have to figure out a way to bring you home! | |
(B) | It's just so unfair. Why can't we be together? | |
14/22 | Patience my love! We must first collect our bearings before we raise our hopes. | I know, my love. I too have cursed the name of Fate. I'm going to send her a nasty review next chance I get. |
15/22 | But for now, I am overcome with joy to know you're alive and well. | |
(A) | This is literally the happiest news I've ever received. | |
(B) | I should be super pissed at you. Sacrificing yourself. I'M the protagonist, Qpiddy. | |
16/22 | Oh dear.. One moment. I... I'm getting quite teary from... The scenery... | Hahaha! Oh, you haven't called me that in ages. You know just how to make a love fairy fell... Well, loved. |
17/22 | Hold on a moment. This spell I've cast should allow me to show you where I am... | |
18/22 | Believe it or not, I learned it from Pamu. Who, although a creature of infinite chaos, loves booty calls above all else. | |
19/22 | She also offered to teach me how to French kiss, but I don't even speak French? She's so silly, sometimes. | |
20/22 | Hold on... | |
Pause | 4 hour pause | |
21/22 | Alright! I've gotten it to work! Here I am, my distant lover. Yearning for your embrace! | |
22/22 | [Q-Pernikiss photo 1] | |
1/58 | See? No worse for wear. My clothes are even intact, which I was not expecting. | |
(A) | You're more beautiful than ever. | |
(B) | I would tickle you without mercy if I were there! | |
2/58 | Oh my! Umm... Thank you. Thank you so much... Even though you're obviously just being silly and kind. | You fiend! And you would too! I just know it! |
3/58 | As you can see behind me - | |
4/58 | (And focus for a moment. I know you're looking.. elsewhere.) | |
5/58 | The place I find myself is a strange blend of light and dark. | |
6/58 | And... | |
(A) | And what? | |
(B) | Is there a giant girl half submerged in the water, looking up at the stars? | |
7/58 | Well, not much else, but... | What? No. Weird! |
8/58 | I swear that the water, and rainbows, and... Magicness? | |
9/58 | I think it's coming from... | |
10/58 | Me? | |
(A) | Wait! Like "out" of you?! | |
(B) | It sounds like you're affecting the environment. Wherever you are. | |
11/58 | *Tee hee! No, silly. That would be a very different situation. I would probably have noticed something like that sooner! | But how would that be possible? I'm just a love fairy... I don't have this kind of power... |
12/58 | Wait! I know where I am! | |
13/58 | I survived the portal, and insteads of dematerializing, I passed through it! | |
14/58 | I'm certain I'm in the Dark Dimension! | |
(A) | Oh! It doesn't look all that dark... | |
(B) | And now you're... Un-darkening it, somehow? | |
15/58 | Yes! That's how I know, actually! | I believe so! |
16/58 | Before I cast the spell that contacted you, I could barely see anything. | |
17/58 | But once I did, all of this other stuff started to happen. The light, the water, the breeze! | |
18/58 | This place must be affected by my love for you! I would stake my wings on it! | |
(A) | That's so funny. I just recently got another message from the Dark Dimension... | |
(B) | Well, if you're in the Dark Dimension, I don't think you're alone... | |
19/58 | What?? Really?! That... | Oh no! Do you think there are spiders here?! Eek! |
20/58 | Well, that kind of disappoints me, actually. This spell was super tough to cast. I thought I had done something rather special. | Maybe if I push them into the rainbow water, they'll become ladybugs... That sounds sufficiently scientific... |
21/58 | But wait, do you mean... | |
22/58 | The Dark One is here? | |
(A) | Oh yeah. Moody and bored as ever. | |
(B) | As far as I can tell, yes. And believe me, I know the Dark One pretty well. | |
23/58 | Oh dear! Then she must be worse than ever, given the utter lack of things to do here! | Oh indeed. I recall your stories after you and she... Well... |
24/58 | I hope she doesn't have a passing interest in pulling wings off a fairy :( | She sounds like she has her positive traits. Let's leave it at that. |
25/58 | Well, if she is here... Maybe it would be best if I drew her attention. | |
26/58 | Given that she and I may be the only ones alive in this entire cosmos... | |
27/58 | Well, it would be better to be friends than enemies. I hope she feels the same! | |
28/58 | What do you think? How could I even do that? | |
(A) | My first instinct is to always do what you do best. Then work your way out. | |
(B) | I would offer to text her, but it's a lot more difficult sending messages than receiving them. | |
29/58 | Hmm. Well, what I do best is that thing with my thighs where I... | Hmm, that's odd. Because it feels like the opposite on my end. |
30/58 | Err... Maybe not the right time for that story. | I feel like I could talk and talk and not let you get a word in edgewise. |
31/58 | But an interesting suggestion, my love <3 | I'll do my best not to go on too long. That would make for a boring conversation. |
Pause | 1 day pause | |
32/58 | Well, the only thing I can think of is... | |
33/58 | No no, it's silly. I'll think of something else. | |
(A) | QPernikiss. Trust your instincts. Speak from your heart! | |
(B) | "Silly" may be what you need right now. The Dark One is distinctly not that. | |
34/58 | Okay, but no laughing at me. I hate saying dumb things alout... | Hmm. Good point, darling. |
35/58 | Well, this dimension was an endless void of despair until I started speaking with you.. | |
36/58 | I think the power of 'us' is affecting it. | |
37/58 | Maybe... Hmm. | |
38/58 | I'm going to try something. | |
(A) | I like trying stuff. | |
(B) | Does it involve a sword? Or, like, a magic compass or anything? | |
39/58 | Trying stuff is the first step toward being sort of good at stuff. | No no, nothing like that. I'm more of a "hide in a lake and give out swords" kind of girl. |
40/58 | You told me that, long ago... Or was that a cartoon Pamu made me watch? I'm getting things mixed up a bit. | Which is no system to base your economy or mode of government on, by the way. |
41/58 | I love you. | |
42/58 | I love you with all my heart. | |
43/58 | I love the way you worry about me. That you always have something kind to say to me. | |
44/58 | I love how you make my worst ideas sound like gems. And my best ideas sound like wisdom. | |
45/58 | I love the way you grasp my elbow, and tippy tap your fingers on my lower back. | |
(A) | Is this the thing? I love this! | |
(B) | ... Go on... | |
46/58 | (Yes, and I think it's working, but hold that thought). | Okay... |
Pause | 1 hour pause | |
47/58 | I love that you are unguarded with me. Though you have every reason to be guarded. | |
48/58 | I love how you spend time with me. Sometimes just looking at me. | |
49/58 | I love the way you touch me. The way you kiss me. | |
50/58 | The way you get deep inside me. | |
51/58 | I love you. | |
(A) | I love you too, QPernikiss | |
(B) | This is WAY more intense than I was expecting. | |
52/58 | (Oh my... I'm crying...) | (Hahaha! You're making this tricky! I'm trying to let all this out!) |
53/58 | You are a special person, and the world should know that. | |
54/58 | But for now, know that at least one world does. | |
55/58 | The world of 'me'. And I know it with sureness and confidence and joy. | |
56/58 | And you bring me such pleasure and delight. You make me feel desirable. | |
Pause | 2 days pause | |
57/58 | Here is how you make me feel... | |
58/58 | [Q-Pernikiss photo 2] | |
1/57 | I love you. | |
(A) | I'm literally out of breath. | |
(B) | This is not where I thought we'd go, back when you taught me how to do a Job. | |
2/57 | Me too! Oh my gosh! | Hee hee! Well, you were a clever student. Albeit a *little* accident prone. |
3/57 | Oh! | |
4/57 | It's working! The whole dimension is changing! | |
5/57 | The light and water and... good stuff. I can now see it in every direction I look! | |
6/57 | Uh oh... | |
(A) | What's wrong? Is the water salty? Don't drink it! | |
(B) | I KNEW there was going to be a snag... | |
7/57 | No no, the water tastes like pineapple. That's not what I'm uh oh-ing. | Well, in a sense, yes. There's a but. |
8/57 | I can see the Dark One. She's coming. | |
9/57 | And by that, I mean... Borne on a wave of shadows, she cometh. | |
10/57 | What should I do??? | |
(A) | Give her a chance! She's moody and intense, but she loves company deep down. | |
(B) | RUN!!!!!! | |
11/57 | Okay, I'll try, but... | OKAY I'M RUNNING!!! |
12/57 | I mean, she's carrying this wicked looking scythe. It's metal as hell, but VERY intimidating. | No, wait, I can't do that. That's only going to make things worse... |
13/57 | What should I say to her? | |
(A) | Tell her, "Hey! Like what I've done with the place?" | |
(B) | Try 'crushing' her somehow. Crush her foot. Crush her spirit! | |
14/57 | NO! My Suave stat is nothing compared to yours. That's going to get my scythed for sure. | No no! That's YOUR shtick. It's only likely to end in disaster for me! I don't have the technique. |
15/57 | I'm scared, my love. What if the worst should happen? | |
(A) | Just tell her how you feel! That always seems to help! | |
(B) | Don't be afraid. You have my love. Use it. | |
16/57 | I'll... I'll try, my love. | I... I will... |
17/57 | But only because I know... | And even if the worst should happen... |
18/57 | That you love me... | Nothing can take that from me... |
19/57 | Wish me luck... | |
Pause | 3 day pause | |
20/57 | Ummm... Hey. I'm back. | |
(A) | Are you okay?? I was worried sick! | |
(B) | I thought so. I had a feeling. | |
21/57 | I am... Okay. Yes. Very okay. | I'm so happy that you believe in me, my love <3 |
22/57 | So, the Dark One confronted me. All darkness and scythe and black makeup. | |
23/57 | And I told her what happened. Why I was there. What was happening. | |
24/57 | And then I started talking about you. Or I should say... WE started talking about you.... | |
Pause | 1 day pause | |
25/57 | And... | |
(A) | AND? Cliffhanger much?! | |
(B) | Hey! She'd better not be bad mouthing me. I was nice to her! | |
26/57 | Well, it's a bit... Intimate. | Oh no, quite the contrary... |
27/57 | She and I talked. And it turns out the rainbow water has wine-like properties, and... | |
28/57 | Well, we were intimate. | |
29/57 | It was... Incredible. | |
(A) | You and the Dark One???? Go QPernikiss! | |
(B) | NOT what I was expecting you to say! | |
30/57 | Hahaha! Oh my, I... Yes. | No, I can't imagine that was where you thought the story was going. |
31/57 | She and I just had this sudden feeling. This connection. | |
32/57 | And she seemed so sad and lonely, and in a real funk. | |
33/57 | So I just leaned over and kissed her. And the next moment she was kissing me. | |
34/57 | And we were... Together... For quite a while. | |
(A) | Well, it sounds like you don't have to worry about being trapped with a mortal enemy! | |
(B) | This is about as happy of an ending as I could imagine! | |
35/57 | My exact thoughts! I was worried I would be locked in an "endless war" type situation. | Hahaha! Yes! There were at least ten or eleven "happy endings" here. |
36/57 | Quite the opposite. | Oh my! I'm blushing now so hard, saying that. Hahaha! |
37/57 | In any case, she wanted to deliver a message. | |
38/57 | She said, "You have excellent taste in women." | |
39/57 | "Especially in women that taste excellent." | |
40/57 | Oh my, I just realized what that meant !!!! O_O !!!! | |
(A) | Well, she's not wrong. | |
(B) | That sounds like the Dark One. | |
41/57 | Oh you! I'm an endless cosmos away, and you still make me blush. | She reminds me a lot of you. The sarcasm and wit, and what have you. |
42/57 | Anyway, the Dark One and I are going to meet up again now. We have a lot to talk about... | |
43/57 | (And other stuff)... | |
44/57 | But I just wanted you to know that I'm okay! And I'm going to find a way out of this place someday! | |
(A) | Swear it. And I'll do the same, on my end. | |
(B) | I've never been happier, knowing you're safe. | |
45/57 | I swear! | Oh! I feel that exact same, my love. the exact same. |
46/57 | So, I will speak to you again my love. But know that I am happy, and well and... | |
47/57 | I have company :") | |
48/57 | So, until we speak again my dearest... | |
49/57 | Take care. Be well. And know I love you. | |
(A) | I love you too. | |
(B) | Until we meet again. | |
50/57 | Oh. I'm so silly. Every time you say that, I cry. | Nothing can keep us apart. |
51/57 | Farewell. | |
52/57 | Oh! And the Dark One wanted me to send you this picture. | |
53/57 | I can't tell what it is (magic?), but her message is: | |
54/57 | "I win, dummy." | |
55/57 | Whatever that means. | |
56/57 | Here it is: | |
57/57 | [Q-Pernikiss photo 3] | |
1/∞ | I hope it's something nice. | |
2/∞ | Love you. Good bye. |
Moist version[]
The NSFW conversation first diverges from the SFW conversation with your reply to Q-Pernikiss's 15th message.
Progress | Moist and Uncensored chat | |
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1/22 | ... never give up on love ... | |
Pause | 7 day pause | |
2/22 | Oh, by all that is lovely and wonderful, I hope this message reaches you! | |
3/22 | Are you there, my love? Have the bonds of our friendship and passion made it through the void? | |
(A) | QPernikiss?? You're alive?! | |
(B) | New phone, who dis? | |
4/22 | Yes! Oh yes, my dearest Marshmallow lover! I have survived my moment with destiny! | Oh it is you, my darling! Only you would tease me with such endearing sarcasm in a moment like this! |
5/22 | It was, admittedly, a little easier said than done. But as long as I draw breath, my love endures! | When others would collapse into rank sentimentalism, you stand by and say, "You wot mate?" |
6/22 | In truth, I have survived, but know not whence I am. | |
7/22 | The world is a strange mixture of darkness and light. Pools of rainbows and fragments of rock. | |
8/22 | Perhaps I am in Limbo? Or Iceland? I hear Iceland is rugged and beautiful. | |
(A) | The last time I saw you, you were... | |
(B) | This is blowing my mind. I thought I lost you! | |
9/22 | Oh, my wondrous honey drip, I'm so sorry I put you through that! I just couldn't bear to let you die! | Oh, my snuggly soft lover, I am so sorry! The moment called for action, and I couldn't imagine living without you! |
10/22 | I knew one of us would need to... | |
11/22 | Act. In order to close the rift and save the world. | |
12/22 | And I just couldn't let it be you. I just couldn't! Every fiber of my being compelled me into the darkness. | |
13/22 | I am so happy you're safe. Even now, I can feel your heart beating with mine across the heavens <3 | |
(A) | We have to figure out a way to bring you home! | |
(B) | It's just so unfair. Why can't we be together? | |
14/22 | Patience my love! We must first collect our bearings before we raise our hopes. | I know, my love. I too have cursed the name of Fate. I'm going to send her a nasty review next chance I get. |
15/22 | But for now, I am overcome with joy to know you're alive and well. | |
(A) | I miss your body. I miss your lips and your eyes. I miss making love beneath the stars. | |
(B) | I can still remember the taste of your clitoris. The sounds of your gasps. | |
16/22 | Ooh! Oh my sexy Marshmallow lover. Every inch of my body cries out for your touch. | Oooh my! Even now, you make me blush with only the slightest effort. you are incredible. |
17/22 | Hold on a moment. This spell I've cast should allow me to show you where I am... | |
18/22 | Believe it or not, I learned it from Pamu. Who, although a creature of infinite chaos, loves booty calls above all else. | |
19/22 | She also offered to teach me how to French kiss, but I don't even speak French? She's so silly, sometimes. | |
20/22 | Hold on... | |
Pause | 4 hour pause | |
21/22 | Alright! I've gotten it to work! Here I am, my distant lover. Yearning for your embrace! | |
22/22 | [Q-Pernikiss photo 1] | |
1/58 | See? No worse for wear. My clothes are even intact, which I was not expecting. | |
(A) | I remember those lips. That skin. That tongue... | |
(B) | If by embrace, you mean, "Take your clothes off and pleasure you" then yes. | |
2/58 | My dear! Is it your aim to get me unrelentingly amorous?! You're incorrigible! | Oh dear! You curse me to an existence of touching myself and imagining you. And my imagination is not THAT good! |
3/58 | As you can see behind me - | |
4/58 | (And focus for a moment. I know you're looking at my boobies. Resist!) | |
5/58 | The place I find myself is a strange blend of light and dark. | |
6/58 | And... | |
(A) | And what? | |
(B) | Is there a giant girl half submerged in the water, looking up at the stars? | |
7/58 | Well, not much else, but... | What? No. Weird! |
8/58 | I swear that the water, and rainbows, and... Magicness? | |
9/58 | I think it's coming from... | |
10/58 | Me? | |
(A) | Wait! Like "out" of you?! | |
(B) | It sounds like you're affecting the environment. Wherever you are. | |
11/58 | *Tee hee! No, silly. That would be a very different situation. I would probably have noticed something like that sooner! | But how would that be possible? I'm just a love fairy... I don't have this kind of power... |
12/58 | Wait! I know where I am! | |
13/58 | I survived the portal, and insteads of dematerializing, I passed through it! | |
14/58 | I'm certain I'm in the Dark Dimension! | |
(A) | Oh! It doesn't look all that dark... | |
(B) | And now you're... Un-darkening it, somehow? | |
15/58 | Yes! That's how I know, actually! | I believe so! |
16/58 | Before I cast the spell that contacted you, I could barely see anything. | |
17/58 | But once I did, all of this other stuff started to happen. The light, the water, the breeze! | |
18/58 | This place must be affected by my love for you! I would stake my wings on it! | |
(A) | That's so funny. I just recently got another message from the Dark Dimension... | |
(B) | Well, if you're in the Dark Dimension, I don't think you're alone... | |
19/58 | What?? Really?! That... | Oh no! Do you think there are spiders here?! Eek! |
20/58 | Well, that kind of disappoints me, actually. This spell was super tough to cast. I thought I had done something rather special. | Maybe if I push them into the rainbow water, they'll become ladybugs... That sounds sufficiently scientific... |
21/58 | But wait, do you mean... | |
22/58 | The Dark One is here? | |
(A) | Oh yeah. Moody and bored as ever. | |
(B) | As far as I can tell, yes. And believe me, I know the Dark One pretty well. | |
23/58 | Oh dear! Then she must be worse than ever, given the utter lack of things to do here! | Oh indeed. I recall your stories after you and she... Well... |
24/58 | I hope she doesn't have a passing interest in pulling wings off a fairy :( | She sounds like she has her positive traits. Let's leave it at that. |
25/58 | Well, if she is here... Maybe it would be best if I drew her attention. | |
26/58 | Given that she and I may be the only ones alive in this entire cosmos... | |
27/58 | Well, it would be better to be friends than enemies. I hope she feels the same! | |
28/58 | What do you think? How could I even do that? | |
(A) | My first instinct is to always do what you do best. Then work your way out. | |
(B) | I would offer to text her, but it's a lot more difficult sending messages than receiving them. | |
29/58 | Hmm. Well, what I do best is that thing with my thighs where I... | Hmm, that's odd. Because it feels like the opposite on my end. |
30/58 | Err... Maybe not the right time for that story. | I feel like I could talk and talk and not let you get a word in edgewise. |
31/58 | But an interesting suggestion, my love <3 | I'll do my best not to go on too long. That would make for a boring conversation. |
Pause | 1 day pause | |
32/58 | Well, the only thing I can think of is... | |
33/58 | No no, it's silly. I'll think of something else. | |
(A) | QPernikiss. Trust your instincts. Speak from your heart! | |
(B) | "Silly" may be what you need right now. The Dark One is distinctly not that. | |
34/58 | Okay, but no laughing at me. I hate saying dumb things alout... | Hmm. Good point, darling. |
35/58 | Well, this dimension was an endless void of despair until I started speaking with you.. | |
36/58 | I think the power of 'us' is affecting it. | |
37/58 | Maybe... Hmm. | |
38/58 | I'm going to try something. | |
(A) | Trying stuff has always been the most interesting part of our relationship. | |
(B) | I hope it involves touching yourself. | |
39/58 | Oh my, yes. Remember that time you tied me up, and suspended me upside down from that swing? | My love! You're going to get me all hot and bothered, and then I won't be able to focus. |
40/58 | And then you softly took your hands and started to spread... Well YOU remember. It was legendary. | (Tee hee! I miss how inappropriate you can be.) |
41/58 | I love you. | |
42/58 | I love you with all my heart. | |
43/58 | I love the way you worry about me. That you always have something kind to say to me. | |
44/58 | I love how you make my worst ideas sound like gems. And my best ideas sound like wisdom. | |
45/58 | I love the way you grasp my elbow, and tippy tap your fingers on my lower back. | |
(A) | Is this the thing? I love this! | |
(B) | ... Go on... | |
46/58 | (Yes, and I think it's working, but hold that thought). | Okay... |
Pause | 1 hour pause | |
47/58 | I love that you are unguarded with me. Though you have every reason to be guarded. | |
48/58 | I love how you spend time with me. Sometimes just looking at me. | |
49/58 | I love the way you touch me. The way you kiss me. | |
50/58 | The way you get deep inside me. | |
51/58 | I love you. | |
(A) | I love you too, QPernikiss | |
(B) | This is WAY more intense than I was expecting. | |
52/58 | (Oh my... I'm crying...) | (Hahaha! You're making this tricky! I'm trying to let all this out!) |
53/58 | You are a special person, and the world should know that. | |
54/58 | But for now, know that at least one world does. | |
55/58 | The world of 'me'. And I know it with sureness and confidence and joy. | |
56/58 | You turn me on. You make me feel sexy. You make me feel desirable. | |
Pause | 2 days pause | |
57/58 | Here is how you make me feel... | |
58/58 | [NSFW photo] | |
1/57 | I love you. | |
(A) | I want you. | |
(B) | Come for the love. Stay for the mind blowing sex. | |
2/57 | But for the distance, you can have me... | Well, to be accurate... You also 'come' for the sex too. Tee hee! |
3/57 | Oh! | |
4/57 | It's working! The whole dimension is changing! | |
5/57 | The light and water and... good stuff. I can now see it in every direction I look! | |
6/57 | Uh oh... | |
(A) | What's wrong? Is the water salty? Don't drink it! | |
(B) | I KNEW there was going to be a snag... | |
7/57 | No no, the water tastes like pineapple. That's not what I'm uh oh-ing. | Well, in a sense, yes. There's a but. |
8/57 | I can see the Dark One. She's coming. | |
9/57 | And by that, I mean... Borne on a wave of shadows, she cometh. | |
10/57 | What should I do??? | |
(A) | Give her a chance! She's moody and intense, but she loves company deep down. | |
(B) | RUN!!!!!! | |
11/57 | Okay, I'll try, but... | OKAY I'M RUNNING!!! |
12/57 | I mean, she's carrying this wicked looking scythe. It's metal as hell, but VERY intimidating. | No, wait, I can't do that. That's only going to make things worse... |
13/57 | What should I say to her? | |
(A) | Tell her, "Hey! Like what I've done with the place?" | |
(B) | Try 'crushing' her somehow. Crush her foot. Crush her spirit! | |
14/57 | NO! My Suave stat is nothing compared to yours. That's going to get my scythed for sure. | No no! That's YOUR shtick. It's only likely to end in disaster for me! I don't have the technique. |
15/57 | I'm scared, my love. What if the worst should happen? | |
(A) | Just tell her how you feel! That always seems to help! | |
(B) | Don't be afraid. You have my love. Use it. | |
16/57 | I'll... I'll try, my love. | I... I will... |
17/57 | But only because I know... | And even if the worst should happen... |
18/57 | That you love me... | Nothing can take that from me... |
19/57 | Wish me luck... | |
Pause | 3 day pause | |
20/57 | Ummm... Hey. I'm back. | |
(A) | Are you okay?? I was worried sick! | |
(B) | I thought so. I had a feeling. | |
21/57 | I am... Okay. Yes. Very okay. | I'm so happy that you believe in me, my love <3 |
22/57 | So, the Dark One confronted me. All darkness and scythe and black makeup. | |
23/57 | And I told her what happened. Why I was there. What was happening. | |
24/57 | And then I started talking about you. Or I should say... WE started talking about you.... | |
Pause | 1 day pause | |
25/57 | And... | |
(A) | AND? Cliffhanger much?! | |
(B) | Hey! She'd better not be bad mouthing me. I was nice to her! | |
26/57 | Well, it's a bit... Intimate. | Oh no, quite the contrary... |
27/57 | She and I talked. And it turns out the rainbow water has wine-like properties, and... | |
28/57 | Well, we had sex. | |
29/57 | It was... Incredible. | |
(A) | You and the Dark One???? Go QPernikiss! | |
(B) | NOT what I was expecting you to say! | |
30/57 | Hahaha! Oh my, I... Yes. | No, I can't imagine that was where you thought the story was going. |
31/57 | She and I just had this sudden feeling. This connection. | |
32/57 | And she seemed so sad and lonely, and in a real funk. | |
33/57 | So I just leaned over and kissed her. And the next moment she was kissing me. | |
34/57 | And then we had a LOT of sex. | |
(A) | Well, it sounds like you don't have to worry about being trapped with a mortal enemy! | |
(B) | This is about as happy of an ending as I could imagine! | |
35/57 | My exact thoughts! I was worried I would be locked in an "endless war" type situation. | Hahaha! Yes! There were at least ten or eleven "happy endings" here. |
36/57 | Quite the opposite. | Oh my! I'm blushing now so hard, saying that. Hahaha! |
37/57 | In any case, she wanted to deliver a message. | |
38/57 | She said, "You have excellent taste in women." | |
39/57 | "Especially in women that taste excellent." | |
40/57 | Oh my, I just realized what that meant !!!! O_O !!!! | |
(A) | Well, she's not wrong. | |
(B) | That sounds like the Dark One. | |
41/57 | Oh you! I'm an endless cosmos away, and you still make me blush. | She reminds me a lot of you. The sarcasm and wit, and what have you. |
42/57 | Anyway, the Dark One and I are going to meet up again now. We have a lot to talk about... | |
43/57 | (And other stuff)... | |
44/57 | But I just wanted you to know that I'm okay! And I'm going to find a way out of this place someday! | |
(A) | Swear it. And I'll do the same, on my end. | |
(B) | I've never been happier, knowing you're safe. | |
45/57 | I swear! | Oh! I feel that exact same, my love. the exact same. |
46/57 | So, I will speak to you again my love. But know that I am happy, and well and... | |
47/57 | I have company :") | |
48/57 | So, until we speak again my dearest... | |
49/57 | Take care. Be well. And know I love you. | |
(A) | I love you too. | |
(B) | Until we meet again. | |
50/57 | Oh. I'm so silly. Every time you say that, I cry. | Nothing can keep us apart. |
51/57 | Farewell. | |
52/57 | Oh! And the Dark One wanted me to send you this picture. | |
53/57 | I can't tell what it is (magic?), but her message is: | |
54/57 | "I win, dummy." | |
55/57 | Whatever that means. | |
56/57 | Here it is: | |
57/57 | [Q-Pernikiss photo 3] | |
1/∞ | I hope it's something nice. | |
2/∞ | Love you. Good bye. |
Trivia[]
- In the Moist and Uncensored version, Q-Piddy's dress is semi-transparent, beginning with the Encounter Photo.
- During the phone fling conversation, she mentions handing out swords from lakes as no basis for a system of government, which is a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
- Her Awkward Besties quote is a reference to Attack on Titan season 1's opening song.
- She is officially in a relationship with The Dark One, also known as Thelima, as confirmed in Hush Hush.
- She is similar to both Kyu and Venus from HuniePop (Kyu also being a love fairy and a guide, and Venus sharing a similar appearance).
Notes[]
- All of the requirements needed for a Date only once; however you need at least 20000 lifetime dates in order to advance to Awkward Besties.
- She does not reward diamonds for most relationship levels, but instead rewards 25 diamonds for reaching lover. Thus, she rewards more diamonds than any girl other than Event/DLC Girls such as Darya, Charlotte, or Odango.
- When you soft reset, either through saving the world or normally resetting later, any time blocks that were consumed will be restored.
- If you close the game on the sacrifice yourself or let her go ending screen, the next time you load the game Q-Pernikiss will be gone much like if you sacrificed her. However you will not unlock the achievements "The Crusher Has Become the Crushed" and "Crush Crushed" by doing this.