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Reece is a Time Traveler who came to your Time Line while following a powerful anomaly. He proceeded to lose (almost) all of his things, and his Plot Device recommended your assistance. He is unlocked when you reach Boyfriend level with Kelby.

Reece was chosen as the winner of Vote-a-Fling Season 5 and is the fifth Phone Fling guy to be turned into a fully Date-able guy. To unlock him as a full guy, you have to complete both of his conversations with you and get 14 stamps on LTE event or purchasing the Reece Bundle. He is the nineteenth guy in the game's main tab, but he is not part of the main story and you do not need to unlock any other guys to obtain him.

Personality[]

Reece is a brilliant, adventurous, spacetime-travelling creature collector who is an alien but also somehow British. Through magical circumstances he has been turned into a cat, and the player must break the curse with true love's kiss. He’s eccentric, clever, curious, and kind-hearted. Smart without being superior, he’s eager to befriend everyone he meets and to share his varied special interests. He should be a fast talker, with infectious enthusiasm for whatever he’s discussing, and he should use gibberish words and silly sci-fi phrases confidently and with complete sincerity.

Phone Fling Messages[]

Note that pauses under 30 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

SFW Version[]

Progress SFW chat
1/17 Beg your pardon.
2/17 Due to some time travel shenanigans, I have found myself in a most awkward predicament.
3/17 According to my ‘Plot Device’ probabilistic-computer, your cell number was the most likely to be helpful.
4/17 Would you mind assisting a wayward time traveler?
(A) This is the weirdest set up to a prank I’ve ever heard.
(B) Hold on. I don’t have any issues accepting ‘magic water’, but when did this story become sci-fi?
5/17 Oh dear. According to my Plot Device, if I can’t convince you of my predicament, things get rather bleak for me. Hmm… The presence of ‘magic water’ in this Time Line might actually explain my predicament somewhat…
6/17 Forgive my candor - I am not attempting to prank you. I am indeed a Time Traveler. If magic is an omnipresent metaphysical phenomenon, it may have interfered with my instruments.
7/17 Allow me, briefly, to explain.
8/17 I was traveling through the Time Slip barrier, when I detected the presence of a powerful anomaly.
9/17 I love anomalies. They lead to more adventures that a Saturday morning on a beautiful day.
10/17 In any case, I detected that there were also individuals in metamorphic distress, and that they were mathematically attractive.
11/17 That’s all the convincing I needed. I set course for here and now.
12/17 Only, once I arrived.... All of my equipment “magic-ed” away. And I do mean ‘ALL’.
(A) You mean like your Time Machine and junk?
(B) Wait… Does that mean you’re…
13/17 Yes and no. I still have my “junk” thankfully, but not much else... Yes, I’m afraid so. I am “naked in the field”, as you might say.
14/17 Due to the anomaly, I am entirely stranded and… entirely exposed.
15/17 Hold on. I must ensure that you believe me, so I will provide empirical evidence.
Pause 6 hour pause
16/17 Here you are. My name is Reece. I’m an inter-dimensional time traveler and creature collector. And I need your help.
17/17 [Reece Photo 1]
(A) Well! You’re at least a cute naked guy that wants to send me cute naked pictures. So that’s good!
(B) I see. Your situation sounds dire. How can I help?
1/43 If naked pictures assists this process, it would be my pleasure to provide as many as you need! Oh excellent. The first step is simply believing me. I feared that task might prove impossible.
2/43 As you can see, I am utterly bereft of my equipment. The only things I have are things that are attached, or ‘fixed-point’.
3/43 My scarf is a ‘fixed-point’. Not even a god could take it from me.
4/43 And I still have access to my Plot Device probability computer and screwdriver. But that thing is OP anyway.
5/43 But that’s it. I need to locate my Time Machine, the ‘Newt-on’, and my clothes.
6/43 Can you help?
(A) I believe in helping those in dire situations who sometimes coincidentally turn out to be attractive.
(B) What could I possibly do to help?
7/43 Hmm. A curiously specific ethical maxim. I should like to ponder it more at a future time. Ahh! Don’t worry about that - I think I have an idea!
8/43 Thank you so much for assisting me though!
9/43 I have a plan that should work. But it’s based on a poor understanding of science and some unconventional use of my Plot Device.
(A) That sounds like every sci-fi adventure ever. Or at least the ones I watch.
(B) Oh! Your Plot Device is actually a computer and not a nickname for your junk!
10/43 Precisely! Huh? Oh! No. My nickname for that is “Scamander”. But that’s not important.
11/43 What I’m going to do is run a probability calculation through the Plot Device and transmit it to your phone.
12/43 By completing the calculation on your end, you’ll cause a resonance cascade between the two devices, which should fling me through space time.
13/43 It’s very important that you complete the calculation correctly. Or else…
14/43 Hijinks may ensue…
(A) I don’t like those odds, but hijinks are the risk we take on adventures.
(B) This will surely work the first try.
15/43 Indeed! That’s precisely what I would tell one of my Companions in other circumstances. That’s the spirit! Wait… I can’t tell sarcasm over text without a ‘/s’...
16/43 So far, I would say you would make a fine Companion. You know what, never mind. It’s still a pleasant sentiment.
17/43 Alright, my Plot Device is going to need a bit of time to run the calculation. I’m going to search this strange house for garments.
18/43 Eureka! I found a single clean pair of underwear, folded neatly on a tray upstairs!
19/43 The owner of this house must be a bit on the eccentric side.
20/43 So, how shall we spend the time waiting for the Plot Device?
(A) By the sounds of things, Time Travel is only one interesting thing about you…
(B) Did you say that you were a creature collector?
21/43 Hahaha! Well, I’m certain there are at least a dozen interesting things about you too. Why yes I did! You have a keen memory.
22/43 I’m a member of an unusual alien race that exists at the end of Time.
23/43 We travel the cosmos, and throughout history, learning and helping wherever we can.
24/43 We are also CRAZY obsessed about collecting adorable creatures.
25/43 I’m still quite young. I’ve only captured 2% of my Dex-Dex. I’ve been rather busy with wars and stuff.
(A) It sounds like the plot of a show with few creative boundaries and perhaps lacking a bit of focus…
(B) Everything you said is fun and amazing and I want to do it too.
26/43 That’s a fair description. But I think, as long as you’re having fun, why sweat details or cohesion? Hahaha! Well, assuming I get home in one piece, I would love to receive a Companion Application from you. <3
Pause 6 hour pause
27/43 Oh! The Plot Device is ready!
28/43 Okay, I’m going to send you part of the calculation. Complete your half on your end, and I’ll complete the other half on this end.
29/43 Ready? Here it comes!
30/43 S = 3X / Y l qt - 3.141592
(A) 69
(B) 42
31/43 Wait, did you just guess? Fantastic! Surely that’s the answer! It’s a solid sci-fi reference too!
32/43 Uh oh… Something strange is happening... Wait… Hold on, the Plot Device is acting weird…
33/43 9t57vpw947xm[-398tycm-[p97tmh-x93t
(A) Reece! Are you all right??
(B) I wish I had some popcorn. This is getting good.
Pause 24 hour pause
34/43 Hello again.
35/43 Sorry for the delayed response. I was dealing with a situation on this end.
36/43 Rescuing some villagers from a monster that violated thermodynamics.
37/43 Surprisingly common, those...
38/43 In any case, the good news is that I did, indeed, Time Travel. With a dash of Space Travel too.
39/43 And I got a new Creature for my collection!
40/43 The bad news is I think I’ve gone to the wrong place. I don’t see the Newt-on anywhere.
41/43 Also, I couldn’t locate more clothing.
42/43 See for yourself.
43/43 [Reece Photo 2]
1/26 So unless I’m mistaken, my circumstances have taken a turn for the worse.
(A) Aww! A turtle!
(B) Hijinks, in other words.
2/26 Hahaha! Indeed. HIs name is Professor Tennant, and he is a remarkable gentleman! A rose by any other name would still stab your hand with thorns.
3/26 So now that I’m in the middle of the ocean, any recommendations?
(A) Are you SURE that you went to the wrong place?
(B) Yeah, sorry man. I guessed on that calculation answer. Math is an old enemy of mine.
4/26 Hmm. Well, no, I’m not certain. Generally my adventures are more Plot driven than this. Hmm. Even a guess should have proven fortuitous. The Plot Device was clear that you were the one for the job.
5/26 Assuming I went to the right place afterall… Where could my stuff be?
(A) Look for the place that would be the most exciting and make the least amount of sense.
(B) Ask Professor Tennant. He’ll show you the way.
6/26 Yes. YES! You might be onto something there! Hmm. It couldn’t hurt. Okay Professor Tennant, the helm is yours.
7/26 Oh, my wonderful friend, I wish I could bottle you up and add you to my adorable creature collection! And by helm, I mean… Your shell. Or something.
8/26 There is a volcano nearby. That looks like the place!
9/26 Stand by - Professor Tennant is getting spooked.
10/26 Aha! There’s a Tier 4 Shenaniphant in the water here! Infamous for it’s Time Distortion powers!
11/26 Alright, my dear Phone Friend. I’m going to go battle this cosmic monstrosity.
12/26 If I don’t make it, I just want to say that you have been a wonderful friend and companion.
(A) Oh my gosh, is your life actually in danger? Get a gun or something!
(B) You’re awesome and adorable. Thank you for including me in your adventure.
13/26 Hahaha! Why use a gun when you’re armed with intellect! It has been, sincerely, my pleasure and honor.
14/26 Wish Professor Tennant and I luck.
15/26 If I die, don’t be too concerned. I have two livers, and will likely regenerate.
16/26 I’ll be in a different body though, and perhaps a woman, which would mean I need to take this story in a different direction.
17/26 Okay, here I go.
Pause 2 day pause
18/26 Success!
19/26 I used Professor Tennant’s shell to reflect the Shenaniphant’s gaze attack.
20/26 That stunned the Shenaniphant long enough for me to reach 88 miles per hour and activate the coconuts.
21/26 Also I hit my head, so some of this is kinda confuuuuuusing.
(A) Are you okay??? Is Professor Tennant?
(B) Once more, a series of bad choices always inevitably leads to the right one.
22/26 I am pretty good. Professor Tennant is tending to my wounds. He’s fine. Sturdy guy, him. Experience is the best teacher. And experience is a fancy way of saying, “You did it wrong before.”
23/26 Anyway, you’ll be pleased to hear that I found the Newt-on. It was in the volcano!
24/26 And the volcano, it turns out, was an illusion. Caused by an intersection of cosmic rays and a hot air balloon.
25/26 See for yourself.
26/26 [Reece Photo 3]
1/∞ Normally I would be burning in a horrible demise. But not today! Hahaha!
(A) Your life could definitely be a TV series. With a decent producer, it could go far.
(B) This is oddly beautiful. Also just odd. I like you.
2/∞ Strangely enough, you’re not the first to say so. I like you too.
3/∞ Alright, I’ve got the Newt-on back. I have a spare change of clothes on board, and Professor Tennant is ready.
4/∞ I guess this is goodbye. At least for now.
5/∞ In case I wasn’t super clear on this: I had a wonderful time with you in my corner.
6/∞ Would you ever be interested in a rendezvous, should I ever find myself this side of the Central Finite Curve again?
(A) Please yes. I can help battle monsters and capture creatures. I’ve had lots of experience.
(B) I should hope so. What good is Time Travel if you can’t use it for a call back.
7/∞ Oh really? Fascinating. I would love to hear more. Wise words.
8/∞ In the meantime, I return to the stars.
9/∞ I’m so grateful to the Plot Device for introducing us.
10/∞ Until we meet again.
11/∞ Much love and adventures - Reece.

Uncut Version[]

The NSFW track is almost identical to the SFW track. All three pictures are different between versions.

Progress "Uncut" chat
1/17 Beg your pardon.
2/17 Due to some time travel shenanigans, I have found myself in a most awkward predicament.
3/17 According to my ‘Plot Device’ probabilistic-computer, your cell number was the most likely to be helpful.
4/17 Would you mind assisting a wayward time traveler?
(A) This is the weirdest set up to a prank I’ve ever heard.
(B) Hold on. I don’t have any issues accepting ‘magic water’, but when did this story become sci-fi?
5/17 Oh dear. According to my Plot Device, if I can’t convince you of my predicament, things get rather bleak for me. Hmm… The presence of ‘magic water’ in this Time Line might actually explain my predicament somewhat…
6/17 Forgive my candor - I am not attempting to prank you. I am indeed a Time Traveler. If magic is an omnipresent metaphysical phenomenon, it may have interfered with my instruments.
7/17 Allow me, briefly, to explain.
8/17 I was traveling through the Time Slip barrier, when I detected the presence of a powerful anomaly.
9/17 I love anomalies. They lead to more adventures that a Saturday morning on a beautiful day.
10/17 In any case, I detected that there were also individuals in metamorphic distress, and that they were mathematically attractive.
11/17 That’s all the convincing I needed. I set course for here and now.
12/17 Only, once I arrived.... All of my equipment “magic-ed” away. And I do mean ‘ALL’.
(A) You mean like your Time Machine and junk?
(B) Wait… Does that mean you’re…
13/17 Yes and no. I still have my “junk” thankfully, but not much else... Yes, I’m afraid so. I am “naked in the field”, as you might say.
14/17 Due to the anomaly, I am entirely stranded and… entirely exposed.
15/17 Hold on. I must ensure that you believe me, so I will provide empirical evidence.
Pause 6 hour pause
16/17 Here you are. My name is Reece. I’m an inter-dimensional time traveler and creature collector. And I need your help.
17/17 [NSFW Photo]
(A) I think I see your Time Machine. Or at least something that could send me on an adventure…
(B) Hmm. I think my mouth is a Time Machine. Let’s start sticking things in there to see if it helps.
1/43 Oh! Um, well, I am flattered. Hahaha! Goodness, I wasn’t expecting that reaction. Hahaha! Your bold flirtatious attitude is appreciated. But I need to focus on the task at hand.
2/43 As you can see, I am utterly bereft of my equipment. The only things I have are things that are attached, or ‘fixed-point’.
3/43 My scarf is a ‘fixed-point’. Not even a god could take it from me.
4/43 And I still have access to my Plot Device probability computer and screwdriver. But that thing is OP anyway.
5/43 But that’s it. I need to locate my Time Machine, the ‘Newt-on’, and my clothes.
6/43 Can you help?
(A) I believe in helping those in dire situations who sometimes coincidentally turn out to be attractive.
(B) What could I possibly do to help?
7/43 Hmm. A curiously specific ethical maxim. I should like to ponder it more at a future time. Ahh! Don’t worry about that - I think I have an idea!
8/43 Thank you so much for assisting me though!
9/43 I have a plan that should work. But it’s based on a poor understanding of science and some unconventional use of my Plot Device.
(A) That sounds like every sci-fi adventure ever. Or at least the ones I watch.
(B) Oh! Your Plot Device is actually a computer and not a nickname for your junk!
10/43 Precisely! Huh? Oh! No. My nickname for that is “Scamander”. But that’s not important.
11/43 What I’m going to do is run a probability calculation through the Plot Device and transmit it to your phone.
12/43 By completing the calculation on your end, you’ll cause a resonance cascade between the two devices, which should fling me through space time.
13/43 It’s very important that you complete the calculation correctly. Or else…
14/43 Hijinks may ensue…
(A) I don’t like those odds, but hijinks are the risk we take on adventures.
(B) This will surely work the first try.
15/43 Indeed! That’s precisely what I would tell one of my Companions in other circumstances. That’s the spirit! Wait… I can’t tell sarcasm over text without a ‘/s’...
16/43 So far, I would say you would make a fine Companion. You know what, never mind. It’s still a pleasant sentiment.
17/43 Alright, my Plot Device is going to need a bit of time to run the calculation. I’m going to search this strange house for garments.
18/43 Drat. A full sweep, and not a garment to be found. Naked Reece it is.
19/43 The owner of this house must be a bit on the eccentric side.
20/43 So, how shall we spend the time waiting for the Plot Device?
(A) By the sounds of things, Time Travel is only one interesting thing about you…
(B) Did you say that you were a creature collector?
21/43 Hahaha! Well, I’m certain there are at least a dozen interesting things about you too. Why yes I did! You have a keen memory.
22/43 I’m a member of an unusual alien race that exists at the end of Time.
23/43 We travel the cosmos, and throughout history, learning and helping wherever we can.
24/43 We are also CRAZY obsessed about collecting adorable creatures.
25/43 I’m still quite young. I’ve only captured 2% of my Dex-Dex. I’ve been rather busy with wars and stuff.
(A) It sounds like the plot of a show with few creative boundaries and perhaps lacking a bit of focus…
(B) Everything you said is fun and amazing and I want to do it too.
26/43 That’s a fair description. But I think, as long as you’re having fun, why sweat details or cohesion? Hahaha! Well, assuming I get home in one piece, I would love to receive a Companion Application from you. <3
Pause 6 hour pause
27/43 Oh! The Plot Device is ready!
28/43 Okay, I’m going to send you part of the calculation. Complete your half on your end, and I’ll complete the other half on this end.
29/43 Ready? Here it comes!
30/43 S = 3X / Y l qt - 3.141592
(A) 69
(B) 42
31/43 Wait, did you just guess? Fantastic! Surely that’s the answer! It’s a solid sci-fi reference too!
32/43 Uh oh… Something strange is happening... Wait… Hold on, the Plot Device is acting weird…
33/43 9t57vpw947xm[-398tycm-[p97tmh-x93t
(A) Reece! Are you all right??
(B) I wish I had some popcorn. This is getting good.
Pause 24 hour pause
34/43 Hello again.
35/43 Sorry for the delayed response. I was dealing with a situation on this end.
36/43 Rescuing some villagers from a monster that violated thermodynamics.
37/43 Surprisingly common, those...
38/43 In any case, the good news is that I did, indeed, Time Travel. With a dash of Space Travel too.
39/43 And I got a new Creature for my collection!
40/43 The bad news is I think I’ve gone to the wrong place. I don’t see the Newt-on anywhere.
41/43 Also, I’m still naked.
42/43 See for yourself.
43/43 [NSFW Photo]
1/26 So unless I’m mistaken, my circumstances have taken a turn for the worse.
(A) Well, at least things can’t get much worse.
(B) I dunno. From where I’m sitting, things are looking pretty good over there.
2/26 Actually, interestingly enough, saying that exact phrase sometimes activates my Plot Device’s “prove them wrong” functions… Goodness. I don’t know why, but I find your compliments rather disarming. Thank you.
3/26 So now that I’m in the middle of the ocean, any recommendations?
(A) Are you SURE that you went to the wrong place?
(B) Yeah, sorry man. I guessed on that calculation answer. Math is an old enemy of mine.
4/26 Hmm. Well, no, I’m not certain. Generally my adventures are more Plot driven than this. Hmm. Even a guess should have proven fortuitous. The Plot Device was clear that you were the one for the job.
5/26 Assuming I went to the right place afterall… Where could my stuff be?
(A) Look for the place that would be the most exciting and make the least amount of sense.
(B) Ask Professor Tennant. He’ll show you the way.
6/26 Yes. YES! You might be onto something there! Hmm. It couldn’t hurt. Okay Professor Tennant, the helm is yours.
7/26 Oh, my wonderful friend, I wish I could bottle you up and add you to my adorable creature collection! And by helm, I mean… Your shell. Or something.
8/26 There is a volcano nearby. That looks like the place!
9/26 Stand by - Professor Tennant is getting spooked.
10/26 Aha! There’s a Tier 4 Shenaniphant in the water here! Infamous for it’s Time Distortion powers!
11/26 Alright, my dear Phone Friend. I’m going to go battle this cosmic monstrosity.
12/26 If I don’t make it, I just want to say that you have been a wonderful friend and companion.
(A) Oh my gosh, is your life actually in danger? Get a gun or something!
(B) You’re awesome and adorable. Thank you for including me in your adventure.
13/26 Hahaha! Why use a gun when you’re armed with intellect! It has been, sincerely, my pleasure and honor.
14/26 Wish Professor Tennant and I luck.
15/26 If I die, don’t be too concerned. I have two livers, and will likely regenerate.
16/26 I’ll be in a different body though, and perhaps a woman, which would mean I need to take this story in a different direction.
17/26 Okay, here I go.
Pause 2 day pause
18/26 Success!
19/26 I used Professor Tennant’s shell to reflect the Shenaniphant’s gaze attack.
20/26 That stunned the Shenaniphant long enough for me to reach 88 miles per hour and activate the coconuts.
21/26 Also I hit my head, so some of this is kinda confuuuuuusing.
(A) Are you okay??? Is Professor Tennant?
(B) Once more, a series of bad choices always inevitably leads to the right one.
22/26 I am pretty good. Professor Tennant is tending to my wounds. He’s fine. Sturdy guy, him. Experience is the best teacher. And experience is a fancy way of saying, “You did it wrong before.”
23/26 Anyway, you’ll be pleased to hear that I found the Newt-on. It was in the volcano!
24/26 And the volcano, it turns out, was an illusion. Caused by an intersection of cosmic rays and a hot air balloon.
25/26 See for yourself.
26/26 [NSFW Photo]
1/∞ Normally I would be burning in a horrible demise. But now I’m mostly just aroused!
(A) You Time Traveling flirt. Sending me pics like that.
(B) I was hoping to see you like this. I’m hoping to do more than that someday.
2/∞ Hahaha! Well, if you can’t send the odd interdimensional phallus-photo, do you really have freedom? I… I really enjoyed your company on this adventure. I’ve been imagining you all day.
3/∞ Alright, I’ve got the Newt-on back. I have a spare change of clothes on board, and Professor Tennant is ready.
4/∞ I guess this is goodbye. At least for now.
5/∞ In case I wasn’t super clear on this: I had a wonderful time with you in my corner.
6/∞ Would you ever be interested in a rendezvous, should I ever find myself this side of the Central Finite Curve again?
(A) Please yes. I can help battle monsters and capture creatures. I’ve had lots of experience.
(B) I should hope so. What good is Time Travel if you can’t use it for a call back.
7/∞ Oh really? Fascinating. I would love to hear more. Wise words.
8/∞ In the meantime, I return to the stars.
9/∞ I’m so grateful to the Plot Device for introducing us.
10/∞ Until we meet again.
11/∞ Much love and adventures - Reece.

Second Conversation[]

SFW Second Conversation[]

Progress SFW chat
1/∞ ATTENTION: THE FOLLOWING IS A NEWT-ON TYPE 40 AUTOMATED DISTRESS SIGNAL BROADCAST ON ALL TIME FREQUENCIES.
2/∞ THIS IS NOT A TEST, PRANK, OR SOPHISTICATED GIFT CARD-BASED SCAM
3/∞ URGENT MISSIVE INCOMING FOR...
4/∞ Blast it, it's a distress signal, not an invitation to an intimate dinner party!
5/∞ Send it to everyone!
6/∞ Assistants, companions, frenemies, arch-nemeses, the whole lot!
7/∞ Mew!
8/∞ Der, Newt-on, you didn't... transcribe all that, did you?
9/∞ Of course you did! Very good then. That was sarcasm, by the way.
10/∞ END OF MESSAGE. A TWO WAY COMMUNICATION CHANNEL IS NOW OPEN.
11/∞ Ahem. Hello?
(A) ...Hi?
(B) Hi. It's me. I'm here.
12/∞ Oh thank Merlin! It's you! Someone from an era with cellular text messaging! It IS you! Very good luck, that!
13/∞ I don't know what I would have done if my messages had to go by carrier pigeon or smoke signals or worst of all... fax machine! You were ever so helpful during that little episode where I lost my clothes.
14/∞ Sorry for the moderately incomprehensible messages!
15/∞ Mew!
16/∞ Using Voice to text function and the bloody thing never has played well with my accent.
(A) He's cute, he's smart AND he has an accent? Lucky me!
(B) What's this about a distress signal? Reece, are you okay?
17/∞ You forgot I'm also good with babies, animals, and baby animals, but that's not important now. Of course! Distress signals are just an average Tuesday afternoon for me!
18/∞ Straight to the point, I...Well...
19/∞ Mew!
20/∞ I seem to be experiencing some manner of catastrophic systems malfunction.
(A) Shoot! I don't know if my Creative stat is high enough to help with a broken time machine!
(B) YOU'RE experiencing a catastrophic systems malfunction? Or your time machine is?
21/∞ Well, the situation may not be quite what you think. Er, well, about that...
22/∞ The Newt-on's controls are on the fritz, to be sure...
23/∞ But there's something else.
24/∞ ACK! And also no time to explain!
25/∞ Crashing!
26/∞ Mew!
(A) Don't you have an escape pod or something?
(B) And you texted ME? You know I mostly solve guys' problems with kissing, right?
27/∞ Once upon a time, but I loaned it out to a couple of plucky robots and they never brought it back. Don't sell yourself short, the raw power of your kisses is the subject of future history books!
28/∞ My Plot Device has analyzed the trajectory of the Newt-on's collision course...
29/∞ Then Cross referenced it with my metaphysical map of spacetime hotspots
30/∞ (That's where I have the highest odds of encountering alien invasions, monster malarky, temporal hijinks, etc.)
31/∞ And if you're the one receiving this, then that must mean you're close to the most likely crash site!
32/∞ If I send you the coordinates, can you get there?
33/∞ Please say you'll come! Mew!
(A) This phone is good for more than just flirty texts and saucy pictures. It does GPS too!
(B) Don't worry, Reece, I'm not about to leave MEW hanging!
34/∞ Points for can-do attitude, but your Global Positioning System isn't going hack it. You need an upgrade to a Space-Time Positioning System! I'd lecture you that this is no time to be PUNny, but who am I kidding?
35/∞ I'll have to push the next few centuries worth of OS updates to your device so be sure it's plugged in and charging. Half my appeal is my borderline inappropriate levels of whimsy in the midst of world-ending danger!
36/∞ Mew! I mean, aha! The Plot Device has gone ding!
37/∞ Sending the coordinates to you...
38/∞ Now!
39/∞ ATTENTION: AUTOMATED MESSAGE RESUMES.
40/∞ CRASH SITE SPACETIME COORDINATES INCOMING.
41/∞ CRASH SITE SPACETIME COORDINATES AS FOLLOWS:
42/∞ 42.9849-81.2453-20XX-WRSTTMLN/APPLE
43/∞ FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, BE SURE TO WRITE YOUR COORDINATES DOWN SOMEWHERE SAFE...
44/∞ AND HAVE A NICE DAY!
45/∞ FINALLY, PLEASE CONSIDER ANSWERING OUR SHORT ONLINE SURVEY ABOUT YOUR DISTRESS SIGNAL EXPERIENCE.


Dialogue List[]

First Meeting[]

  1. The coordinates on your phone lead you to a scrap yard littered with rusted remains of 1980s cars, domestic and imported telephone booths, and even a hot tub.  Right on cue, a streak of light appears in the sky, followed by a fiery explosion as an Unidentified Falling Object crashes to Earth!
  2. The machine or ship or whatever's suitably sci-fi looking door hisses open, and a pair of ominous glowing eyes peer out at you.
  3. Then, out of the wreckage tumbles a mildly singed...kitty cat?  "Oooh... I haven't botched a landing that badly since the time I tried to be fashionably late to a toga party and wound up mistiming my arrival in Pompeii!"  That's when you notice the unmistakable scarf.  It's Reece, and he's totaled his Newt-on!

Adversary[]

  • I'm supposed to collect Creatures, not become one!  On the other hand...who else can boast the inclusion of one's own self as a specimen in their Dex-Dex?

Talk[]

  • Out of all my wacky, periodically quasi-educational adventures, being subject to involuntary transmogrification is a mew--excuse me, new one, at least! I'm looking forward to it!
  • Oh, my Newt-on! Poor old girl's been reduced to scrap! And before you ask, yes, my Newt-on is a girl!  She told me so herself.  Her AI is very advanced, you see.
  • Either a cat hair found its way into the Newt-on causing a DNA-splice error, or my scarf got caught in the steering and knocked me into a parallel reality where I'm a cat.  We may never know!
  • Without my Newt-on, I may be stranded for a very long time!  Speaking of which, just how slowly does time move when it's in the right order, anyway?
  • How am I supposed to travel now?  I've read extensively about commercial airlines in this century, and nobody is putting me in a kennel in the hold!  Or worse... making me gate check my carry-on!

Gift[]

  • Hmmm... my Plot Device isn't picking up any readings from this, but who knows?  It might still come in handy!

Date[]

  • [Dinner] Oh, I played with my food long before I was a cat.  In some cultures it's actually the height of rudeness not to.
  • [Boat Ride]  The can say cats and water don't mix all they want, but they also say you can't wear a striped scarf with a polkadot bowtie, and that's one of my go-to sartorial choices!
  • [Coaster] This is the most extreme variation of the zoomies I've ever experienced!
  • [Carnival] If you wanted to show me thrills and chills, you could have just placed a cucumber on the floor in my peripheral vision!

Poke[]

  • Mrow!  I can't believe you assumed I was showing you my belly because I wanted you to pet me!

Upgrade to Acquaintance[]

  1. Where are my manners?  I haven't even thanked you for responding to my distress signal!
  2. While you may not have been able to prevent this calamity from happening, I'm confident your opposable thumbs will come in HANDY as we clean up the mess I made.

Acquaintance[]

  • My charmingly unorthodox greeting in these situations is usually "Run!" but my, does it ever take on new significance now that I get the zoomies!

Talk[]

  • I know a way to pass the time! Let's brainstorm a new whimsical catchphrase that I can shout when I want to showcase my infectious enthusiasm!  What do you think of "GeroniMEOW!"?
  • I should count myself lucky.  If I'd been mistakenly turned into a girl instead of an animal, I wouldn't be here with you right now!  Why... I'd be CRUSHED!
  • Times like this call for the recitation of my species' oldest and wisest adage: "Don't panic!"
  • I thought I was an expert in anti-gravity before, but it turns out moonwalking's got nothing on pussyfooting!  Does gravity even apply to cats?  I must research this matter further!
  • Now that I lack thumbs, I'll need you to learn how to use my Screwdriver.  It's a highly complex scientific instrument, so we'll start with the basic principles: namely, "righty tighty, lefty loosey".

Gift[]

  • Lovely! Once I find my jacket, I'll keep this in my beloved left pocket.  Which, by the way, is interdimensional - almost limitless space on the inside!  Meanwhile the right one barely fits a mobile...

Date[]

  • [Same as Adversary]

Poke[]

  • [Same as Adversary]

Upgrade to Frenemy[]

  1. You've been a real help.  Normally I would offer you a free trip to anywhere in time and space as a token of my thanks, but... well, you know.
  2. So how's about I bring you anywhere in time and space... that's listed on this bus schedule? Do you... er... have change to pay the fare?
  3. [With 'Friend' Picture]   Reece spends most of your stroll madly chasing falling blossoms.  "Usually I act as a tour guide for all my companions, so I'm rather enjoying the role reversal.  And I never could have hunted down these tricky pink fugitives if you hadn't lead me to them!"

Frenemy[]

  • Oh!  I didn't see you there at first.  I was busy staring at... something.  Over there.  Now that my pupils are humongous, I can see so much more stuff!   It's brilliant!

Talk[]

  • [Same as Acquaintance]

Gift[]

  • [Same as Acquaintance]

Date[]

  • [Same as Acquaintance]

Poke[]

  • [Same as Acquaintance]

Upgrade to Friendzone[]

  1. Being stranded's not so bad, really, when you're stranded with the right person.
  2. No need to gallivanting across the universe to find tomfoolery so long as you and your handsome cursed menagerie are around.

Friendzone[]

  • Do you ever get the sense that your life is being narrated?  I like to imagine mine in the voice of a beloved British TV presenter with a sparkling dry wit.  Ohhh, now I'm thirsty.

Talk[]

  • Having whiskers is nothing short of amazing! I swear, their sensitivity to stimuli is beyond even the capabilities of my most advanced data mewcorder--I mean, recorder! Gah! Mew!
  • I think your planet may be under attack! I keep spotting these highly suspicious light spheres that dart across walls--in fact, there goes one right now! Stand by, I'll trap it with my paws so we can interrogate it!
  • How strange... Normally I love to give passionate lectures about all my many varied special interests, but since crashing here I find myself exclusively speaking in short, pithy quips
  • Have you heard of the show Antiquated Aliens? All those episodes, and yet none of them featuring yours truly! Frankly, I'm offended!
  • Being an animal has allowed me to gather so much more data for my Dex-Dex! the nuances of etiquette around smelling one another... now there's a discourse I'm eager to get to the BOTTOM of! Hehe! [Note: the "hehe" is pronounced "NyahahaHA"]
  • Let's conduct an experiment. First, prepare a slice of toast, strap it butter-side-out to my back, then lift me up high... and drop me! If my theories are correct, we'll have invented antigravity!

Gift[]

  • [Same as Frenemy]

Date[]

  • [Same as Frenemy]

Poke[]

  • [Same as Frenemy]

Upgrade to Awkward Besties[]

  1. You'd make a rather interesting case study for my Dex-Dex. The way blokes in your proximity are all eventually struck by the same affliction...
  2. A kiss to break a magical curse? But I'm clearly more of a sci-fi chap! At least I think I am. The precise genre of my origin story is a bit of a question mark.
  3. [With 'Kiss' picture] "If any significantly advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, then it stands to reason your kiss could work on me, too. Only one way to find out!" Reece squeezes his eyes shut and goes for it. Suddenly, the only fuzziness you feel is his wooly scarf. He's mostly himself again!

Awkward Besties[]

  • Do you hear that? My Plot Device is whistling like a kettle! Which either means your planet is experiencing a large-scale alien invasion, or it's tea time. Ooo, I can't decide which is more exciting!

Talk[]

  • By the way, keep an eye out for the Time Cops. They seem to want to arrest me for something I haven't done yet. Which, once I do, I'm SURE will be very minor, justified, and/or in service to the greater good.
  • I've got my hands back now, but I must admit, I've grown to enjoy watching you handle my Screwdriver. Wait, why are you snickering?
  • My usual methods of earning money all involve time travel, so I suppose now I'll have to find what your species calls "a job". Ah, you seem to have several! Can I have one of yours?
  • I've discovered that your permanent residence appears to function as some manner of gravity well for smiling cardboard boxes. I must study this phenomenon! With my butt! By sitting in them all!
  • My heart is making such a racket! If I didn't know better, I'd say there were more than one in my chest. But no, it really just picks up that much speed when you're around
  • I can't seem to figure out what's wrong with my temporal modulator. I could use a second set of eyes and yours are quite captivating--er, clever! So would you take a peek for me? Please?
  • No dragons on the loose, no time travel paradoxes, not even an unsettling shadow or statue... and yet I'm having the most fun I've had in ages! In all of space and time, you truly are a special case.
  • What shall I call my field guide? "Wacky Creatures and When to Find them"? Or "The Creature Collector's Guide to the Galaxy"? Ah, if only I could pop to the future and see which sells better!

Gift[]

  • Ah! An absolutely fascinating artifact if I've ever seen one! How did you know I loved antiques?

Date[]

  • [Dinner] I've eaten cheese toasties with Louis XIV and drank wine from the grapes ripened by a red dwarf star, but that perfectly ordinary dinner with you was by far my favorite dining experience.
  • [Boat Ride] I can't get over the absurdity of using a swan as a mode of transportation. And you're sure it isn't some manner of timecraft with a faulty Cuttlefish Circuit that caused it to be stuck camoflaged this way?
  • [Coaster] I think with the help of my Screwdriver I could increase the acceleration of the cars such that they reach speeds conducive to time travel! Safety restraints? Where we're going, we won't need safety restraints!
  • [Carnival] I swear to you, my companion, you were never in any danger. I've defeated far more grisly mechanical clockwork monsters than these before!

Poke[]

  • Heehee! Now that, I like. No wait, now I don't like it! I beg your pardon, it would seem I am still part cat in ways beyond the ears and tail.

Upgrade to Crush[]

  1. I suppose I could always give you a turn to show me the stars.
  2. Your perspective might be a bit more grounded than I'm used to, but by golly, the view is even more spectacular!

Crush[]

  • I keep getting these... urges around you, so I might as well come out with it: I'm a hand-holder. I see someone worth taking on an adventure, I have to dramatically offer them my hand

Talk[]

  • [Same as Awkward Besties]

Gift[]

  • Brilliant! I can't wait to take this apart and put it back together again. Is that... is that not what people usually do with gifts?

Date[]

  • [Same as Awkward Besties]

Poke[]

  • [Same as Awkward Besties]

Upgrade to Sweetheart[]

  1. Life has been a little less lonesome since you've been helping me out, but the "assistant" designation doesn't seem quite right anymore. Perhaps a promotion is in order?
  2. Brilliant! I was hoping you'd agree! "Companion! is a touch overused, though, so maybe we can test run a "pick your own title" sort of arrangement... I'm anxious-- I mean, eager!--to hear your thoughts

Sweetheart[]

  • I may not be able to show you history firsthand, but we can watch a sappy costume drama! Which is kind of the same thing, except with less mortal danger and more cuddling.

Talk[]

  • [Same as Crush]

Gift[]

  • [Same as Crush]

Date[]

  • [Same as Crush]

Poke[]

  • [Same as Crush]

Upgrade to Boyfriend[]

  1. You look like you need... a doctor. Oh-ho-ho... To suggest an appropriate course of treatment for your lovesickness, that is!
  2. In point of fact, I think I might need one too! Where's the nearest phone box for us to call upon one?

Boyfriend[]

  • For many creatures, courtship requires a strictly defined pattern of behavior. I much prefer the human concept that you can just kiss someone because they're cute! Speaking of which... Mwah!

Talk[]

  • Time doesn't fly like an arrow. It flies like a poorly constructed paper airplane, at strange angles and inconsistent speeds, doing loop-de-loops. It's true that fruit flies like a banana, though.
  • I must admit, the closer we get to having my Newt-on back in working order, the more I... I don't want to go!
  • I hope I'm not being too forward, but I've decided to dedicate my book to you. Never could resist a corny gesture, me... Also, corn. I could never resist corn.
  • I thought hearing Mozart play the piano was the sweetest sound in the universe... Now I know it's a can opener!
  • Good news! I've finished future-proofing our love! Now all we've got to do is weather-proof it. Trust me, it'll be worth the effort.
  • Whenever people find out about my twin livers, they salaciously ask me, "What else do you have two of?" Er, isn't it obvious? Eyes, ears, nostrils, hands, feet?

Gift[]

  • Is this what happens when you stick around long enough for people to get to know you? They give you presents you really, really like? Noted!

Date[]

  • [Same as Sweetheart]

Poke[]

  • Mmm... Persist in your mischief and I may be forced to tie your hands up with my scarf! I do so love a gadget that has several uses...

Upgrade to Lover[]

  1. All we have left to do is attach this supposedly plug and play Y-shaped thingamabob, and my Newt-on should be restored to full functionality. I'll be able to resume my mad lad travels across the universe!
  2. That's assuming you'll come along, of course. Adventuring just doesn't hold the same appeal for me anymore if I can't have you there as my constant companion and co-pilot.
  3. [With 'Transformation' Picture] With the last piece of the Newt-on Installed, all its lights come on with a twinkle. "By jove, that did it! We did it!" Reece wraps you up in a celebratory embrace, peppering your entire face with kisses. Sparkles erupt all around you, and this time they're definitely magical. The curse is broken!
  4. [With 'Lover' Picture] "Thank you for teaching this mad-lad traveler the value of savoring every moment. I thought my life's great adventure was somewhere out there in spacetime, but it turns out it was here, with you." - Reece

Sex Scene[]

  1. [With NSFW ‘Transformation’ Picture] With the last piece of the Newt-on Installed, all its lights come on with a twinkle. "By jove, that did it! We did it!" Reece kisses you passionately, pressing his growing harness against you so urgently he knocks you into the controls. Sparkles erupt all around you, but not because you hit the self-destruct button. The curse is broken!
  2. [With 'Sex Scene' Picture] Reece strips you down, his gaze and his hands exploring your body with wonderment. "I've always wanted to do this, but somehow I never found the time!" His enthusiasm carries through into his lovemaking; there's no position he isn't keen to try, and his energy is boundless, laser focused on your pleasure.
  3. [With NSFW ‘Lover’ Picture] Reece has stamina beyond any human's, and over the course of the night the two of you cum together in ways you're pretty sure haven't been invented yet. "That was fantastic!" He laughs with delight as he tosses himself onto the sofa. "We should do it all over again! To the Newt-on!"

Lover[]

  • Where to next? I'm thinking... anywhere and everywhen, so long as it's with you.

Talk[]

  • [Same as Boyfriend]

Gift[]

  • [Same as Boyfriend]

Date[]

  • [Masquerade] My, that was romantic, wasn't it? To don such an intricate disguise... Not as an act of scientfically justified subterfuge, but as a way to delight the sense and inflame the imagination...
  • [All others are the same as Awkward Besties]

Poke[]

  • [Same as Boyfriend]

Upgrade to Max Lover[]

  1. I've always fancied myself a scientist, traveling in the noble pursuit of knowledge. But after everything that's happened... I rather think I've been more like a stray cat than anything!
  2. Now this cat has grown quite taken with the idea of having a furrever home, and a special someone to always come back to. That's you by the way, in case I'm not being clear. You... are my home

Max Lover[]

  • Ah just the person I was hoping to see! Quickly now, I have to throw my arm around you protectively and point my Screwdriver at an unseen enemy, even though it's not a weapon! I just adore a dramatic pose!
  • Sweetie for my sweetie? I've got a never ending bag of jelly babies in one of these pockets, I'm sure...
  • There's days I'll merrily cross the universe itself to chase after new Creatures, and then there's days the furthest I'll go is across the street to chase the ice cream van. A lad's got to have layers!
  • Why do people always say they love you to the moon and back? Don't they know that's naught but a little jaunt in terms of outer space? Rather like saying you love someone to the corner store and back.. I sure hope you do! Can you pick up milk while you're there?
  • Daylight Savings Time is a sham!
  • You're so nice, I could travel through time and meet you twice! No, really. Remember that chap who randomly handed you a balloon one year on your birthday? You're looking at him!
  • (Naked) Oh, hello, you just caught me on my way to the... bathing... facilities...? Oh, sod it, I'm a terrible liar! I'm naked because I was waiting for you!
  • (Naked) Don't mind me, I was just practicing for when I take you on a streamy trip to the Roman baths. In Ancient Rome, of course!
  • (Naked) The doors on the Newt-on deadlock automatically in case of enemy breach. Also in case of "private time". Shall we test the latter, just to make sure systems are up and running as they should?

Talk[]

  • Don't worry about the future, slow down and enjoy the moment. We have all the time in the world, my love, and now that the Newt-on is fixed, I can say that literally!
  • Ohhh, I just love you so much, I want to hold you and squeeze you and put you in my Dex-Dex forever!
  • It's been confirmed scientifically: the Plot Device says you and I are destined for true love and hijinks until the end of time!
  • I'm feeling like a low key sort of evening. What say we only travel back in time two hundred years instead of two thousand?
  • A trip to Paris is always romantic, sure. But have you ever been on a date to the opening night of the Eiffel Tower? Would you... like to?
  • So I was thinking... You and me, going on a vacation to that parallel cat universe so we can nap whenever we like, wherever we like, for however long we like? I know a great all-inclusive that does unlimited catnip!
  • Some travelers never go anywhere without their towel. I'm not going anywhere without my... you!
  • I went back in time and got you this... It's a new sonnet by Shakespeare, written just for you. 'Tis true, old Billy owed me a favor and I could think of no better way to redeem it.
  • You know? I think this might go down in history as the best ending to a crash landing the multiverse has ever seen!
  • You and I are quite the match. I collect Creatures and you collect... well, the hearts of blokes that have turned into creatures!
  • Are you sure you don't have a Newt-on of your own? Because every time you look at me time seems to stop.
  • Forever is a long time, but when I think about spending it with you, it still doesn't feel like enough
  • Sometimes I wish I was still a cat, just so I would be small enough to curl up in your lap. I suppose we could still give it a go, and if I fits, I sits?
  • Ooohhhh, you make me all wibbly wobbly feely weely!
  • (Naked) All of time and space at my fingertips, and all I want is you.
  • (Naked) Ever been probed by an alien? Would you like to be? I'm so sorry, that was dreadful. Unless...?
  • (Naked) You might have to put me in my own Dex-Dex... because I want to do ANIMAL things to you.
  • (Naked) I may not be a cat anymore, but the sight of you still makes me purrrrr...
  • (Naked) I'm having the newt-on 4D print a new bedroom for us. Do you prefer a soft mattress, or a bouncy one? Or both, both is good!
  • (Naked) You don't know, I could still be wearing clothes underneath a mere holographic projection of nakedness. If you want to be sure, you'll have to confirm for yourself using your hands instead of your eyes...
  • (Naked) I have actually encountered myself once or twice whilst time-traveling - very much against the rules but that's beside the point - and I must say, I look quite good from behind. Don't you think?
  • (Naked) What say you? Should I take the scarf off, too? Or leave it... on? Oh, you saucy minx...
  • (Naked) There are so many places and times I can't wait to show you. But if I may make a suggestion, how about you show me your bedroom first?

Gift[]

  • In all of time and space, from the tombs of the great pharaohs to the dazzling alien bazaars of the Diamond Galaxy, I could not hope to find a greater treasure than this.
  • This is... Well! It's quite lovely, isn't it? I can't believe it: I'm so touched I'm at a bit of a loss for words! Me!
  • Oh, this is brilliant! I can't wait to find out what improbable circumstances it leads us into!
  • Hold on, I've got something for you, too! It should be in this pocket...somewhere... Perhaps underneath my spare bicycle and out of print hardcover encyclopedia collection?
  • [Boxers] Oh, yes, I like this! Very freeing. Lots of room for movement.
  • [Birthday Suit] Oi! Who hit me with the defabricator? Well, since I'm naked now anyway, what say we... take advantage? Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
  • [Spooky Outfit] Now I'm the monster of the week!
  • [Butler Outfit] Are we attending a murder mystery? I love those. Gives me a chance to show off my... showing off... skills.
  • [Kigurumi Outfit] All the cute and fuzzy, none of the irresistible urge to wiggle my butt and pounce on things. Okay, a fair amount of the urge to wiggle my butt and pounce on things
  • [Masquerade Outfit] Fancy a trip to Renaissance Venice? You haven't been to a masquerade ball until you've been to one hosted by Casanova himself. Molto bene!
  • [Summer Outfit] Come along, we've got a bevy of beaches to explore! I'm sure we'll fit in a little time for sunning ourselves in between tracking down exotic varieties of crustacean Creatures!
  • [RPG Outfit] What do you mean, my Screwdriver doesn't go with this outfit? What if I call it a "Plus Four Screwdriver" and say it's magic?
  • [Kimono Outfit]

Date[]

  • [Same as Lover]

Poke[]

  • Oi! That tickles! And may I remind you, I'm saying that as a bloke who was able to wear a wooly scarf bare-chested!
  • Oh, are we doing touching? I love touching! Especially the way you do it.
  • It's a tickle fight you're after, is it? Well I should warn you, I have a mustard belt in the ancient art of counteroffensive tickling! Have at you!
  • (Naked) Ahaha! If you've feeling amorous my Screwdriver has a vibrate setting!
  • (Naked) For some Creatures what you've doing right now is part of their mating ritual. Oh,is it one for you too? Carry on, then.
  • (Naked) Ohhhh! Your explorations of my anatomy... are quite... vigorous! And relentless! Don't stop!
  • (Naked) You'd better be planning on kissing me, your hands on me like that! I have a very strict policy of never doing anything halfway!

Upgrade to Lover+[]

  1. How much more, and in how many ways, can I grow to love you?
  2. One might as well ask how many stars in the sky? How many grains of sand in a desert? Hold on, I think I've got a machine for that!

Dialogue about Cole[]

  • I'm not afraid of one man, I've fought entire armies and won! ...Oh, he's capable of worse than PG-13 violence? That might be problematic.
  • All my bowties have been switched out with hundreds of bolo ties! I guess I wear a bolo tie now. Are bolo ties cool?
  • I think I might have a new nemesis. Or perhaps it's just one of my old ones slightly reinvented, again.
  • I received a letter today that just said "I hope one of your Creatures eats you." An unorthodox methodology for researching the digestive process, to be sure, but as a scientist I'm certainly game!
  • Are we being followed? Ah, perhaps it's just a past version of me attempting to determine the outcome of my love life. Not that I've done that!
  • That man's got a face that could stop a clock! Well, it's not his actual face, per se - it's his expression that's dreadfully unpleasant. Don't you think?

Requirement Table[]

Relationship Level Hearts (Affection) Requirement 1 Requirement 2 Requirement 3 Prestige Awarded
Adversary 926,061 Lvl 15 Smart 38,416 Newspapers 14 Dinner Dates 0.19 Prestige
Acquaintance 746,285,735 Lvl 21 Peaceful 491,111 Toys 17 Boat Ride Dates 0.33 Prestige
Frenemy 696,969,543 Lvl 27 Caring 130,000 Heatlamps 48 Coaster Dates 0.47 Prestige
Friendzone 141,514,151,415 Lvl 35 Guts 2,100,000 Lasers 65 Carnival Dates 0.61 Prestige
Awkward Besties 1,234,123,412,345 Lvl 44 Smart 502 Games 100 Dinner Dates 0.75 Prestige
Crush 7,237,237,237,237 Lvl 51 Caring 7,846,768 Sun Glasses 120 Boat Ride Dates 0.89 Prestige
Sweetheart 676,565,454,343,232 LvL 61 Guts 1,234 Headphones 143 Coaster Dates 1.03 Prestige
Boyfriend 6,777,888,999,000,111 Lvl 64 Peaceful 180,000 Vacuums 171 Carnival Dates 1.17 Prestige
Lover 70,384,163,841,638,416 Lvl 67 Caring 500,000 Encyclopedias 101 Masquerade Dates

Trivia[]

  • Reece is one big Dr. Who shoutout.
    • He travels through time and space in a dedicated machine.
    • Travels with companions.
    • Has a very technologically-advanced screwdriver.
    • Has a scarf like the 4th Doctor's.
    • The turtle (Professor Tennant) shares a name with the 10th Doctor's actor, David Tennant.
    • Mention of having more than one heart.
    • He references the 11th Doctor's actor, Matt Smith, with both the suggestion of "GeroniMEOW" as a catchphrase, as well as the Cole reference to his additional catchphrase "bowties are cool", as well as at least one other bowtie mention.
    • His mention of phone boxes refers to the TARDIS (the Doctor's spaceship)'s cloaking mechanism, which due to malfunctioning is permanently stuck to looking like a British phone box on the outside.
    • The Time Cops may be a reference to Torchwood.
  • He also references Newt Scamander from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.
    • Collects creatures.
    • His yellow-striped scarf matches Newt's.
    • His time machine is called the "Newt-on".
    • He calls his junk "Scamander".
  • Reece's dialogue also references:
    • 88 MPH, from Back to the Future.
    • 42 and Don't Panic!, from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
  • Reece's Acquaintance dialogue speaks of getting "CRUSHED" if his accident had turned him into a girl, rather than a cat, which is how the player/Marshmallow meets all of the girls in Crush Crush.
  • Plot Device is a literary term, defined as "any technique in a narrative to move the plot forward."
  • One of Reece's naked dialogues says, "Or both, both is good", a reference to The Road to El Dorado.

Speculation[]

Reece may be autistic or be high functioning on the neurodivergent spectrum due to his dialogue, "I can't tell sarcasm over text without a '/s'..." and his potential hyperfixation on/special interest of time travel and creature collecting, they are his primary focuses of the majority of his conversations.


Galleries[]

Photo Fling[]

Memory Album[]

Sprites - Default Outfit (Animal)[]

Sprites - Default Outfit (Hybrid)[]

Sprites - Default Outfit (Human)[]

Sprites - Boxers[]

Sprites - Spooky Outfit[]

Sprites - Butler Outfit[]

Sprites - Kigurumi Outfit[]

Sprites - Summer Outfit[]

Sprites - Masquerade Outfit[]

Sprites - RPG Outfit[]

Sprites - Kimono Outfit[]

Sprites - Dates[]

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