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Ruri is a hacker from the Phone Flings Update. She is unlocked by reaching "Techie" level in the Computers job.

She hacks into your phone, confiscating your SSN (social security number), bank accounts, and hentai. Then she contacts you, notifying that she's successfully hacked your phone.

From her texts, she seems very demanding, indicating that one wrong move might cost you dearly.

Ruri was chosen as a winner of Vote-a-Fling Season 2 and has been turned into a fully Date-able girl along with Wendy and Generica (who is coming soon).

PersonalityEdit

According to opening texts, she seems rather scary at first, but it turns out she's very demanding, saying that you have to keep her interested, or she might end up doing something worse.

Phone Fling MessagesEdit

Except as noted, when it is Ruri's turn to chat, each new message takes 10 seconds to appear.

First ConversationEdit

SFW VersionEdit

A hacker has hacked your phone, so it's only natural that you return the favor by hacking their CCTV system, right?

Progress SFW chat
1/25 Hey.
2/25 This is just a courtesy message to inform you that I've hacked your phone.
3/25 I've confiscated your SSN, your bank accounts, and your hentai.
4/25 Don't worry - I'm not gonna destroy you.
5/25 I just want you to know I could.
6/25 Okay. Bye.
(A) Uhh... Could you not?
(B) Ahh - the classic "Hacker Courtesy Confession". That's ballsy.
7/25 Maybe. If I find you sufficiently amusing. No. Using 'Password69' as a password is ballsy.
8/25 You basically have two options if you want me to leave your fragile empire intact.
9/25 Either interest me, or keep quiet like a good little clod.
10/25 I only destroy those who annoy me. Make your choice and tread carefully.
(A) Wait - it sounds like you're kind of getting off on this...
(B) As you say.
Pause 5 minute pause
11/25 There's no "kind of" here. Very good.
12/25 So just keep acting like a good little marshmallow, and I may reward you.
13/25 If you bore me, it's game over.
14/25 Now leave me alone. I've got stuff to do.
15/25 Bye.
(A) Yeeeeeeaaaaah - about that...
(B) Actually, I have a little surprise for you...
16/25 Oh?
17/25 This should be good.
18/25 Because if it's not, you know the consequences are going to be unusually severe.
(A) I'm actually something of a hacker myself...
(B) If messing with people online turns you on, brace yourself...
Pause 10 minute pause
19/25 Did you just Norman Osborn me? Do you think your memes are dank enough to save you? I'll give you this - you have a startling lack of self preservation instincts.
20/25 Alright, marshmallow magician. Let's see the magic trick.
21/25 I'm waiting...
22/25 Well?
(A) Just hacking your security system. I see it includes cameras in your apartment...
(B) Hold just one more moment. Accessing your CCTV...
23/25 There's literally no way you could have done that. Do you even know what 'closed circuit' means?
Pause 6 hour pause
24/25 Results?
(A) Hack Her CCTV System [only option]
(B) [Turns into Ruri Photo 1]
1/26 Well son of a gun.
2/26 You actually broke into my security system.
3/26 Which is impressive, since that system doesn't even touch the internet.
4/26 This makes no sense. Well done. I'm impressed.
(A) There. Shots fired. Now we can parlay like civilized hackers.
(B) Ummm. Wow. You're cute. Like - you're next level cute.
5/26 Hmm. Well, that's a twist. Hmm. I'm not sure how to respond to that. No one online ever sees my face.
Pause 5 minute pause
6/26 I'm going to assume, since you broke into my security that you now have sufficient materials to locate and identify me.
7/26 Perhaps we can agree to a "mutually assured destruction" arrangement and adjust our relationship to something more accommodating.
8/26 Presuming your affirmation, it's nice to meet you. My name is Ruri.
(A) That was a lot of words just to say, "Let's be friends."
(B) I would like to reiterate my point that you are very attractive.
9/26 I don't do friends. But we can potentially be accomplices and / or lovers. Noted. I like your honesty. Your vocabulary is a little worrisome.
Pause 10 minute pause
10/26 Gosh. I've never had a legit rival before. Maybe our relationship will develop over time into full scale war.
11/26 Or maybe we'll meet up and do naughty stuff.
12/26 Either or sounds fun.
(A) You're the most "matter of fact" girl I've ever met.
(B) Works for me.
13/26 I'll take that as a compliment. Me too. :)
Pause 6 hour pause
14/26 Hmm... I'm not sure if I should admit this...
(A) Don't worry, I have that effect on women. And plants, for some reason.
(B) If you're bringing it up, you know you want to. Stop wasting time.
15/26 What? Telling you their dark secrets? That's quite a superpower to have. Let a girl be coy, you ass.
16/26 I just... I'm enjoying this.
17/26 I'm not really the type to go down to the bar and suffer through all the plebs pawing at me.
18/26 And the thought that you've seen me, and could hurt me...
19/26 It's exciting.
20/26 I like it.
(A) I encourage you to act on that excitement.
(B) Good. Now that I'm entertaining you, perhaps I've earned a reward...
Pause 5 minute pause
21/26 I thought you might. I was hoping so, at least. Spoken like a true sukebe.
22/26 To reward your status as a very interesting person, I would like to make things more interesting for you.
23/26 Presuming mutual sexual attraction, I encourage you to check my CCTV.
24/26 Don't keep me waiting...
Pause 1 day pause
25/26 Ready when you are.
(A) Hack Her CCTV System [only option]
(B) [Turns into Ruri Photo 2]
1/29 There. I think you'll find that sufficiently flirty.
2/29 I was going to put a piece of toast in my mouth, to complete the school girl illusion, but I got lazy.
3/29 Pretend we're studying together, and you look over and see me like this. Mmmm. Fun.
(A) Sufficiently flirty is an accurate description.
(B) I'd probably reach over and give a squeeze. Even if it meant a foot in the face.
4/29 I always strive for accuracy. There are more effective ways to tell me that you want to kiss my feet. Like saying, "I want to kiss your feet."
Pause 1 day pause
5/29 Let's play one more game, and then I should be going.
6/29 Are you down for a little wager?
(A) I guess it depends on what we're wagering...
(B) I'm down like a clown.
7/29 You'll like it. I promise. You're so weird. :)
8/29 Let's do one more little hacking war.
9/29 We switch up our defenses, and see who can break into the other's firewall first.
10/29 Whoever loses has to send a saucy pic of the winner's description.
11/29 I've got my heart set on a little dress up idea for you.
12/29 Sound good?
(A) Sounds good. On your mark.
(B) Speaking of clowns, I hope you're ready to dress up like one...
13/29 Glad to hear it. Hmm. I may be already regretting this proposition...
14/29 Get ready.
15/29 Get set.
16/29 Hack.
(A) Get Hacking. [only option]
(B) [No permanent dialogue]
Pause 12 hour pause
17/29 Damn.
18/29 I can see from my end that you've already broken through my encryptions.
19/29 It's like you're the protagonist of some stupid anime, and you've got plot protection or something.
20/29 Oh well. A deal's a deal.
21/29 My body is yours to play with.
22/29 What do you want me to do?
(A) Actually, I just want to see your smile again. You figure out the best way to show me that.
(B) I'll let you choose. It doesn't need to be crazy. I've got a good imagination.
23/29 As you wish.
24/29 Give me a moment.
25/29 I'm not sure why.
26/29 But I've gotten rather shy suddenly.
27/29 Stand by...
Pause 2 day, 12 hour pause
28/29 Okay, here you go.
29/29 [Ruri photo 3]
1/∞ I hope it meets your satisfaction.
(A) Perfect. You're literally perfect.
(B) I hope you know that if we ever meet in person, I'm going to have a hard time keeping my hands off you.
2/∞ ... Umm... Thank you... It's not my fault that you appear to be so attracted to striped panties. I'll be sure not to wear any, to be safe.
3/∞ Get out of my head.
4/∞ You jerk.
5/∞ Well it's been fun.
6/∞ I'm going to go on a bit of a digital bender now, and figure out how you were able to mess with my security so easily.
7/∞ Umm...
8/∞ Thanks for the thrill.
9/∞ You're cool.
10/∞ Bye.

Moist VersionEdit

The NSFW conversation diverges from the SFW conversation after you successfully hack Ruri's CCTV.

Progress Moist and Uncensored chat
1/25 Hey.
2/25 This is just a courtesy message to inform you that I've hacked your phone.
3/25 I've confiscated your SSN, your bank accounts, and your hentai.
4/25 Don't worry - I'm not gonna destroy you.
5/25 I just want you to know I could.
6/25 Okay. Bye.
(A) Uhh... Could you not?
(B) Ahh - the classic "Hacker Courtesy Confession". That's ballsy.
7/25 Maybe. If I find you sufficiently amusing. No. Using 'Password69' as a password is ballsy.
8/25 You basically have two options if you want me to leave your fragile empire intact.
9/25 Either interest me, or keep quiet like a good little clod.
10/25 I only destroy those who annoy me. Make your choice and tread carefully.
(A) Wait - it sounds like you're kind of getting off on this...
(B) As you say.
Pause 5 minute pause
11/25 There's no "kind of" here. Very good.
12/25 So just keep acting like a good little marshmallow, and I may reward you.
13/25 If you bore me, it's game over.
14/25 Now leave me alone. I've got stuff to do.
15/25 Bye.
(A) Yeeeeeeaaaaah - about that...
(B) Actually, I have a little surprise for you...
16/25 Oh?
17/25 This should be good.
18/25 Because if it's not, you know the consequences are going to be unusually severe.
(A) I'm actually something of a hacker myself...
(B) If messing with people online turns you on, brace yourself...
Pause 10 minute pause
19/25 Did you just Norman Osborn me? Do you think your memes are dank enough to save you? I'll give you this - you have a startling lack of self preservation instincts.
20/25 Alright, marshmallow magician. Let's see the magic trick.
21/25 I'm waiting...
22/25 Well?
(A) Just hacking your security system. I see it includes cameras in your apartment...
(B) Hold just one more moment. Accessing your CCTV...
23/25 There's literally no way you could have done that. Do you even know what 'closed circuit' means?
Pause 6 hour pause
24/25 Results?
(A) Hack Her CCTV System [only option]
(B) [Turns into Ruri Photo 1]
1/26 Wow. Fuck me.
2/26 You actually broke into my security system.
3/26 Which is impressive, since that system doesn't even touch the internet.
4/26 This makes no sense. Well done. I'm impressed.
(A) What the hell - you're hot? Black Hats are never hot. This is screwing with my mind.
(B) Now that we've got all that out of the way... Can I still call you Mistress?
5/26 Well, if you say so.  :) Maybe. :)
Pause 5 minute pause
6/26 I'm going to assume, since you broke into my security that you now have sufficient materials to locate and identify me.
7/26 Perhaps we can agree to a "mutually assured destruction" arrangement and adjust our relationship to something more accommodating.
8/26 Presuming your affirmation, it's nice to meet you. My name is Ruri.
(A) That was a lot of words just to say, "Let's be friends."
(B) I would like to reiterate my point that you are very attractive.
9/26 I don't do friends. But we can potentially be accomplices and / or lovers. Noted. I like your honesty. Your vocabulary is a little worrisome.
Pause 10 minute pause
10/26 Gosh. I've never had a legit rival before. Maybe our relationship will develop over time into full scale war.
11/26 Or maybe we'll meet up and fuck.
12/26 Either or sounds fun.
(A) You're the most "matter of fact" girl I've ever met.
(B) Works for me.
13/26 I'll take that as a compliment. Me too. :)
Pause 6 hour pause
14/26 Hmm... I'm not sure if I should admit this...
(A) Don't worry, I have that effect on women. And plants, for some reason.
(B) If you're bringing it up, you know you want to. Stop wasting time.
15/26 What? Telling you their dark secrets? That's quite a superpower to have. Let a girl be coy, you ass.
16/26 I just... I'm enjoying this.
17/26 I'm not really the type to go down to the bar and suffer through all the plebs pawing at me.
18/26 And the thought that you've seen me, and could hurt me...
19/26 It's exciting.
20/26 I like it.
(A) I encourage you to act on that excitement.
(B) Good. Now that I'm entertaining you, perhaps I've earned a reward...
Pause 5 minute pause
21/26 I thought you might. I was hoping so, at least. Spoken like a true sukebe.
22/26 To reward your status as a very interesting person, I would like to make things more interesting for you.
23/26 Presuming mutual sexual attraction, I encourage you to check my CCTV.
24/26 Don't keep me waiting...
Pause 1 day pause
25/26 Ready when you are.
(A) Hack Her CCTV System [only option]
(B) [Turns into NSFW Photo]
1/29 There. Just to make sure you noticed, I would like to draw your attention to my labia.
2/29 I don't have much in terms of personal experience to compare it to, but I think mine are fun and pretty.
3/29 Pretend we're studying together, and you look over and see me like this. Mmmm. Fun.
(A) Thank you for drawing my attention to your privates. I might have missed them.
(B) If I was there, we wouldn't be studying for much longer at that point.
4/29 Given our interactions thus far, I couldn't risk a sudden loss of competency on your part. We could multitask. I don't see why we couldn't do both.
Pause 1 day pause
5/29 Let's play one more game, and then I should be going.
6/29 Are you down for a little wager?
(A) I guess it depends on what we're wagering...
(B) I'm down like a clown.
7/29 You'll like it. I promise. You're so weird. :)
8/29 Let's do one more little hacking war.
9/29 We switch up our defenses, and see who can break into the other's firewall first.
10/29 Whoever loses has to send a saucy pic of the winner's description.
11/29 I've got my heart set on a little dress up idea for you.
12/29 Sound good?
(A) Sounds good. On your mark.
(B) Speaking of clowns, I hope you're ready to dress up like one...
13/29 Glad to hear it. Hmm. I may be already regretting this proposition...
14/29 Get ready.
15/29 Get set.
16/29 Hack.
(A) Get Hacking. [only option]
(B) [No permanent dialogue]
Pause 12 hour pause
17/29 Damn.
18/29 I can see from my end that you've already broken through my encryptions.
19/29 It's like you're the protagonist of some stupid anime, and you've got plot protection or something.
20/29 Oh well. A deal's a deal.
21/29 My body is yours to play with.
22/29 What do you want me to do?
(A) Remove your underwear and pleasure yourself.
(B) I'll let you choose. But preferably send me something that honors Rule 34.
23/29 As you wish.
24/29 Give me a moment.
25/29 I need to touch myself, and get close to climaxing.
26/29 If I'm going to be spread eagle pleasuring myself, I want it to be authentic...
27/29 Stand by...
Pause 2 day, 12 hour pause
28/29 Okay, here you go.
29/29 [NSFW photo]
1/∞ Let me know if it does the trick. I don't think anyone's ever seen me naked before...
(A) You're cute when you're fingering yourself.
(B) I'm already touching myself.
2/∞ How romantic. Ha ha ha! Ahhh... Thank you. That really... Turns me on...
3/∞ Get out of my head.
4/∞ You jerk.
5/∞ Well it's been fun.
6/∞ I'm going to go on a bit of a digital bender now, and figure out how you were able to mess with my security so easily.
7/∞ Umm...
8/∞ Thanks for the thrill.
9/∞ You're cool.
10/∞ Bye.

Second ConversationEdit

Ruri's second conversation is unlocked when you complete her first conversation and have Bearverly at Frenemy

SFW VersionEdit

Progress SFW chat
1/30 Heads up.
2/30 I'm going to have a task for you soon.
3/30 Don't go off grid for a while.
(A) Do I get a say in whether I do this "task" or not?
(B) As you wish.
4/30 Don't ask stupid questions. Good boy / girl.
5/30 You'll hear from me again soon.
Pause 1 day pause
6/30 Alright, everything is ready now.
7/30 I have your instructions. Confirm contact.
(A) You know, you're kind of hot when you're bossy...
(B) I'm here.
8/30 And? Good.
9/30 If that was the extent of your observation, I can't say it was particularly profound. I had worked out several scenarios in the event you resisted.
10/30 Sufficient accuracy however. Moving on. But this will be more fun, I assure you.
11/30 The purpose of my contacting you is as follows.
12/30 I've just concluded an analysis of my security measures, and believe I've identified how you were able to compromise my countermeasures.
13/30 I now wish to put my systems to the test. For that, I need you.
(A) You want me to hack your security again?
(B) You couldn't live with your failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.
14/30 Yes. ...
15/30 A straight forward request for a gargantuan task. Alright, I chuckled somewhat.
16/30 Assuming you're up to the challenge. A lazy meme, to be sure, but good enough, I suppose.
17/30 Attempt to break into my systems again.
18/30 Fail - and I will reclaim my bragging rights.
19/30 Succeed - well. let's say I am willing to incentivize your victory.
(A) Hmm! Incentivize how?
(B) I shall require prostration in the event that I succeed.
20/30 With the primary currency of the internet of course. Excellent. You already have the right idea.
21/30 With 'pics'. This will be interesting.
22/30 I will take a photo of myself in a compromising position, and secure the file on my server.
23/30 You break in and retrieve it.
24/30 Simple enough?
(A) This is cool. You're cool. Let's do it.
(B) You're assuming compromising photos of yourself will incentivize me?
25/30 Your enthusiasm is infectious. Yes. Use them for recreation or blackmail. I don't care which.
26/30 Are you ready?
(A) Yes! Get that pic ready!
(B) Ready.
27/30 Hmm. You know just what a girl wants to hear. Excellent. Proceeding...
28/30 Photo is taken, and secured.
29/30 Do your worst.
(A) (Hack the computer?) [only option]
(B) [Turns into Ruri Photo 4 after pause]
Pause 4 hours pause
1/32 Fascinating.
2/32 You sidestepped my firewall entirely.
(A) Damn, girl. You are CUTE! <3
(B) Your lack of professional experience is apparent.
3/32 As obvious as that is, I'm glad you approve. If that's your attempt to say that I don't have the makings of an adult film star, thank you.
4/32 I take measures to be somewhat attractive. I like how disarming it is for some people. I will attribute that compliment to your poor sense of social graces.
5/32 Okay, I think I see what you did.
6/32 You came in through my wifi-enabled smart-toothbrush.
7/32 Very sneaky. I could have sworn I had secured that properly.
8/32 Not bad.
(A) I try.
(B) I wouldn't go that far.
9/32 It shows. Depending on one's definition for "bad" I presume.
10/32 Alright, I'm going to move to a more secure location.
11/32 I'm taking my laptop. I need to see if the backdoor you used is due to my own software, or the hardware running it.
(A) I don't know how I can help. I was just pushing buttons.
(B) I'm all about backdoors.
12/32 Now now, no need for insults. Me too.
13/32 You can call me a lot of things, but essentially calling me "easy mode" is where I draw the line. Figuratively, and literally.
14/32 Let's not make this personal. Take that as you will.
15/32 I'll contact you again in a while.
Pause 2 days pause
16/32 I'm back, in an undisclosed secured location.
17/32 A government building where I do "consulting" on cyber-security
18/32 This is UBER illegal, by the way. Not just the regular kind of illegal.
(A) Is this a good idea?
(B) Sounds "stimulating"!
19/32 It is, in fact, a very bad idea. That's definitely the word for it.
20/32 But all the hackers I either respect or avoid don't do White Hat work. Excuse me. That was lame. Somehow I can't resist your inappropriate word play.
21/32 And I doubt the guys on payroll here will catch me. You have an odd talent. I just want to acknowledge it.
22/32 Damn. I just realized that I forgot the honeypot photos on my other SSD.
23/32 I'll have to take a new one here at the facility.
24/32 One sec. I need a private space.
(A) Take your time. It builds the anticipation.
(B) Not a lot of places in a government facility without cameras pointed at them...
25/32 Glad to know I still have your attention. Precisely. This next image may lack for "romantic setting".
Pause 1 hour pause
26/32 Okay, picture is taken.
27/32 I'm securing my connection...
28/32 Alright, everything is ready. Trap is baited and all that.
29/32 Good luck.
(A) I'm going to take that to mean you WANT me to see your photo.
(B) I don't believe in luck.
30/32 I can want both things. For you to see it, and to be denied doing so. You literally have a Luck stat. Don't get coy with me.
31/32 Okay, I see your attack starting... It's propagating much more aggressively than I was anticipating...
(A) (Access secure files.) [only option]
(B) [Turns into Ruri Photo 5 after pause]
Pause 8 hours pause
1/43 Damm.
2/43 Strike two.
(A) Is this the part we start talking dirty?
(B) That felt almost inevitable, if I'm being honest.
3/43 No. Focus Ass.
4/43 Need time to analyze this data. Back later.
Pause 2 day pause
5/43 Okay, back.
6/43 I've learned many many things in the interim.
7/43 I have a feeling there are a few things you're not telling me...
(A) Okay I admit it! I dated a bear! She's hilarious!
(B) More than a few. I suspect the same is true with you.
8/43 That’s... Naturally.
9/43 Alright. Unexpected. Well done catching me off guard. But this goes beyond a few skeletons in the cloud.
10/43 But no, not that. How far beyond, I can't say.
11/43 I did some investigating, and found a lot of... interesting information on you.
12/43 A number of fascinating romantic partners, accomplishments, etc.
13/43 You're a popular person.
(A) Uhh, yes. Yes that's true.
(B) Where are you going with this?
14/43 Good for you. I can see why. Nowhere bad.
15/43 As far as endearing qualities go, you're quite a catch. I'd smash it. We’re beyond threats at this point, aren’t we?
16/43 Throughout all of our interactions, I've had a lingering sense of attraction that I am generally unfamiliar with.
17/43 For the most part, even the people I'm more intimate with, I tend to keep at arm's length.
18/43 So far, I've chalked it up to biological craving.
19/43 But there's a lot more to you than meets the eye.
(A) Thanks? I think that's a nice thing to say...
(B) I am Optimistic Prime.
20/43 It is nice. See. That made me laugh.
21/43 I don't say many nice things to people. Well, blow air through my nose. Probably a smirk.
22/43 So, obviously, you've either brainwashed me, or I'm feeling more sincere attraction. But still. Lame, and yet somehow oddly charming.
23/43 In any case, I'm not equipped to answer these sorts of questions.
24/43 According to my investigation, you have credible access to future technology, several "magical" girlfriends, and the ability to manipulate time and space.
25/43 And either a supernatural ability to make people like you, or... Well, you're just interesting and charming.
26/43 Any thoughts?
(A) Honestly - I'm just making this up as I go along.
(B) A magician never reveals their secrets.
27/43 I don’t know if that infuriates me or titillates me. Spoken like a true "anime protagonist".
28/43 That settles it. I want to meet you.
29/43 And if circumstances warrant, I would like to have a relationship.
30/43 IF -
(A) If what?
(B) That's a big if. All capitalized.
31/43 Simple. It is. For full effect.
32/43 Complete my challenge. Break into my security one more time.
33/43 And then...
34/43 Well then, I'm interested.
35/43 I'll even let you pick the theme of the last photo I use.
(A) I’d honestly love something a little more embarrassing than just a spicy pic...
(B) Ooh! Props! I love prop comedy.
36/43 Hmm. Yes I can work with that. Prop… comedy?
37/43 Obviously, the kompromat I've sent you so far doesn't suffice. I'll try harder. Well I’m working with limited supplies here, but I’ll do my best.
Pause 5 minutes pause
38/43 Alright, the picture is taken.
39/43 Please hack into my security one last time.
40/43 This one is for all the cookies.
(A) Hacker powers - ACTIVATE!
(B) Once again, I'm just gonna push buttons.
41/43 How can you be so weird and so attractive simultaneously? Your commitment to this challenge is inspiring.
42/43 Hmm. Nevermind. That's a bit pot / kettle for my liking. Good luck. Push buttons faster though. Good luck.
(A) (Hack her system) [only option]
(B) [Turns into Ruri photo 6 after pause]
Pause 1 Day pause
1/∞ Well I'll be damned.
2/∞ It's like you have... Plot protection or something.
3/∞ I wasn't even connected to the internet. I made sure.
(A) Your butt is perfect. There I said it.
(B) I’m just as surprised as you are.
4/∞ Oh. Thank you. I share your opinion. Indeed.
5/∞ This was fun.
6/∞ I thought I was going to be angry if you made it through three times.
7/∞ But instead, I find my interest sufficiently piqued.
8/∞ Would you be interested in meeting in person? Engaging in more traditional physical interactions?
9/∞ Including, but not limited to, making out and holding hands?
(A) Wow, yes. Very yes.
(B) Sure, I guess.
10/∞ Agreed. Good enough.
11/∞ DEF CON is coming up. I'll be going to it. Do you want to meet up there?
12/∞ It'll be sufficiently public, with an abundance of witnesses, in case you turn out to be a creepy stalker type.
(A) Ahh yes, DEF CON. The most romantic of first dates.
(B) I don't really care where we go. I'm stoked to meet you.
13/∞ Get used to it. That's as romantic as I get. ...
14/∞ Doesn't stop us from misbehaving ourselves though. Thank you for saying that. I don’t really know what to say in return.
15/∞ Alright, this was fun.
16/∞ Thank you for agreeing to my experiment. Feel free to keep those photos for your own amusement.
17/∞ I'll see you at DEF CON.
(A) See you there!
(B) Bring that backpack...
18/∞ Yes you will. I never leave home without it.
19/∞ Kthxbai.

Moist VersionEdit

The NSFW conversation diverges from the SFW conversation between the fourth and fifth responses. (22/30).

Progress Moist and Uncensored chat
1/30 Heads up.
2/30 I'm going to have a task for you soon.
3/30 Don't go off grid for a while.
(A) Do I get a say in whether I do this "task" or not?
(B) As you wish.
4/30 Don't ask stupid questions. Good boy / girl.
5/30 You'll hear from me again soon.
Pause 1 day pause
6/30 Alright, everything is ready now.
7/30 I have your instructions. Confirm contact.
(A) You know, you're kind of hot when you're bossy...
(B) I'm here.
8/30 And? Good.
9/30 If that was the extent of your observation, I can't say it was particularly profound. I had worked out several scenarios in the event you resisted.
10/30 Sufficient accuracy however. Moving on. But this will be more fun, I assure you.
11/30 The purpose of my contacting you is as follows.
12/30 I've just concluded an analysis of my security measures, and believe I've identified how you were able to compromise my countermeasures.
13/30 I now wish to put my systems to the test. For that, I need you.
(A) You want me to hack your security again?
(B) You couldn't live with your failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.
14/30 Yes. ...
15/30 A straight forward request for a gargantuan task. Alright, I chuckled somewhat.
16/30 Assuming you're up to the challenge. A lazy meme, to be sure, but good enough, I suppose.
17/30 Attempt to break into my systems again.
18/30 Fail - and I will reclaim my bragging rights.
19/30 Succeed - well. let's say I am willing to incentivize your victory.
(A) Hmm! Incentivize how?
(B) I shall require prostration in the event that I succeed.
20/30 With the primary currency of the internet of course. Excellent. You already have the right idea.
21/30 With 'pics'. This will be interesting.
22/30 I will take a photo exposing myself, and secure the file on my server.
23/30 You break in and retrieve it.
24/30 Simple enough?
(A) Got it. There are naked pictures of Ruri. Go get them.
(B) You're assuming your nudes will tempt me?
25/30 Good. You've got the basics. Yes. Add them to your spank bank or your kompromat. I don't care which.
26/30 Are you ready?
(A) Yes! Get that pic ready!
(B) Ready.
27/30 Hmm. You know just what a girl wants to hear. Excellent. Proceeding...
28/30 Photo is taken, and secured.
29/30 Do your worst.
(A) (Hack the computer?) [only option]
(B) [Turns into NSFW photo after pause]
Pause 4 hours pause
1/32 Fuck.
2/32 You sidestepped my firewall entirely...
(A) Jeez Ruri. I want to do all sorts of stuff to that body.
(B) Meh. Much like your sense of propriety, it was easy.
3/32 Excellent Thank you for saying so. Oh no. My sense of self confidence. How shall I recover from such wounds?
4/32 It's advantageous to know when one holds the power in a transaction. Focus. There's more to do.
5/32 Okay, I think I see what you did.
6/32 You came in through my wifi-enabled vibrator.
7/32 Very sneaky. I could have sworn I had secured that properly.
8/32 Not bad.
(A) I try.
(B) I wouldn't go that far.
9/32 It shows. Depending on one's definition for "bad" I presume.
10/32 Alright, I'm going to move to a more secure location.
11/32 I'm taking my laptop. I need to see if the backdoor you used is due to my own software, or the hardware running it.
(A) I don't know how I can help. I was just pushing buttons.
(B) I'm all about backdoors.
12/32 Now now, no need for insults. Me too.
13/32 You can call me a lot of things, but essentially calling me "easy mode" is where I draw the line. Figuratively, and literally.
14/32 Let's not make this personal. Take that as you will.
15/32 I'll contact you again in a while.
Pause 2 days pause
16/32 I'm back, in an undisclosed secured location.
17/32 A government building where I do "consulting" on cyber-security
18/32 This is UBER illegal, by the way. Not just the regular kind of illegal.
(A) Is this a good idea?
(B) Sounds "stimulating"!
19/32 It is, in fact, a very bad idea. That's definitely the word for it.
20/32 But all the hackers I either respect or avoid don't do White Hat work. Excuse me. That was lame. Somehow I can't resist your inappropriate word play.
21/32 And I doubt the guys on payroll here will catch me. You have an odd talent. I just want to acknowledge it.
22/32 Damn. I just realized that I forgot the honeypot photos on my other SSD.
23/32 I'll have to take a new one here at the facility.
24/32 One sec. I need a private space.
(A) Take your time. It builds the anticipation.
(B) Not a lot of places in a government facility without cameras pointed at them...
25/32 Glad to know I still have your attention. Precisely. This next image may lack for "romantic setting".
Pause 1 hour pause
26/32 Okay, picture is taken.
27/32 I'm securing my connection...
28/32 Alright, everything is ready. Trap is baited and all that.
29/32 Good luck.
(A) I'm going to take that to mean you WANT me to see your photo.
(B) I don't believe in luck.
30/32 I can want both things. For you to see it, and to be denied doing so. You literally have a Luck stat. Don't get coy with me.
31/32 Okay, I see your attack starting... It's propagating much more aggressively than I was anticipating...
(A) (Access secure files.) [only option]
(B) [Turns into NSFW photo after pause]
Pause 8 hour pause
1/43 Fucking damn it.
2/43 Strike two.
(A) Is this the part we start talking dirty?
(B) That felt almost inevitable, if I'm being honest.
3/43 No. Focus Ass.
4/43 Need time to analyze this data. Back later.
Pause 2 day pause
5/43 Okay, back.
6/43 I've learned many many things in the interim.
7/43 I have a feeling there are a few things you're not telling me...
(A) Okay I admit it! I dated a bear! She's hilarious!
(B) More than a few. I suspect the same is true with you.
8/43 That's... Naturally.
9/43 Alright. Unexpected. Well done catching me off guard. But this goes beyond a few skeletons in the cloud.
10/43 But no, not that. How far beyond, I can't say.
11/43 I did some investigating, and found a lot of... interesting information on you.
12/43 A number of fascinating romantic partners, accomplishments, etc.
13/43 You're a popular person.
(A) Uhh, yes. Yes that's true.
(B) Where are you going with this?
14/43 Good for you. I can see why. Nowhere bad.
15/43 As far as endearing qualities go, you're quite a catch. I'd smash it. We're beyond threats at this point, aren't we?
16/43 Throughout all of our interactions, I've had a lingering sense of attraction that I am generally unfamiliar with.
17/43 For the most part, even the people I'm more physically intimate with, I tend to keep at arm's length.
18/43 So far, I've chalked it up to biological craving.
19/43 But there's a lot more to you than meets the eye.
(A) Thanks? I think that's a nice thing to say...
(B) I am Optimistic Prime.
20/43 It is nice. See. That made me laugh.
21/43 I don't say many nice things to people. Well, blow air through my nose. Probably a smirk.
22/43 So, obviously, you've either brainwashed me, or I'm feeling more sincere attraction. But still. Lame, and yet somehow oddly charming.
23/43 In any case, I'm not equipped to answer these sorts of questions.
24/43 According to my investigation, you have credible access to future technology, several "magical" girlfriends, and the ability to manipulate time and space.
25/43 And either a supernatural ability to make people like you, or... Well, you're just interesting and charming.
26/43 Any thoughts?
(A) Honestly - I'm just making this up as I go along.
(B) A magician never reveals their secrets.
27/43 I don’t know if that infuriates me or titillates me. Spoken like a true "anime protagonist".
28/43 That settles it. I want to meet you.
29/43 And if circumstances warrant, I want to have sex with you.
30/43 IF -
(A) If what?
(B) That's a big if. All capitalized.
31/43 Simple. It is. For full effect.
32/43 Complete my challenge. Break into my security one more time.
33/43 And then...
34/43 Well then, I'm interested.
35/43 I'll even let you pick the theme of the last photo I use.
(A) I'd like something where you're a little more "into" the moment.
(B) You know that backpack you're always carrying around? I want you to "Smash" it.
36/43 Okay, understood. That's a very specific request.
37/43 Luckily my backpack has a built in vibrator.
Pause 5 minutes pause
38/43 Alright, the picture is taken.
39/43 Please hack into my security one last time.
40/43 This one is for all the cookies.
(A) Hacker powers - ACTIVATE!
(B) Once again, I'm just gonna push buttons.
41/43 How can you be so weird and so attractive simultaneously? Your commitment to this challenge is inspiring.
42/43 Hmm. Nevermind. That's a bit pot / kettle for my liking. Good luck. Push buttons faster though. Good luck.
(A) (Hack her system) [only option]
(B) [Turns into NSFW photo after pause]
Pause 1 Day pause
1/∞ Well I'll be damned.
2/∞ It's like you have... Plot protection or something.
3/∞ I wasn't even connected to the internet. I made sure.
(A) I would roll on broken glass to be that bear backpack.
(B) I hope you finished.
4/∞ Nice work. You invented a new sentence, I'm fairly certain. I always finish.
5/∞ This was fun.
6/∞ I thought I was going to be angry if you made it through three times.
7/∞ But instead, I find my interest sufficiently piqued.
8/∞ Would you be interested in meeting in person? Engaging in more traditional physical interactions?
9/∞ Including, but not limited to, sexual intercourse and holding hands?
(A) Wow, yes. Very yes.
(B) Sure, I guess.
10/∞ Agreed. Good enough.
11/∞ DEF CON is coming up. I'll be going to it. Do you want to meet up there?
12/∞ It'll be sufficiently public, with an abundance of witnesses, in case you turn out to be a creepy stalker type.
(A) Ahh yes, DEF CON. The most romantic of first dates.
(B) I don't really care where we go. I'm stoked to meet you.
13/∞ Get used to it. That's as romantic as I get. ...
14/∞ Doesn't stop us from misbehaving ourselves though. Thank you for saying that. I don't really know what to say in return.
15/∞ Alright, this was fun.
16/∞ Thank you for agreeing to my experiment. Feel free to keep those photos for your own amusement.
17/∞ I'll see you at DEF CON.
(A) See you there!
(B) Bring that backpack...
18/∞ Yes you will. I never leave home without it.
19/∞ Kthxbai.

Dialogue List Edit

First Meeting Edit

  1. You and Ruri meet up at the annual DEF CON, because, 'There will be lots of witnesses.' You spot Ruri right away, and go in for the hug. Instead she hands you her backpack. "Hold this, I have to pee." She's barely turned away when you fumble your grip, drop the backpack and... The contents of Ruri's adorable backpack... CRUSHED!
  2. After Ruri returns and you explain what happened, she turns slightly pale. "All the crypto I manage was on those SSDs. Roughly $104 milion. "Holy smokes, the Dark Web is going to be cross with me..." "We'd better come up with some cash quick, before we get Assanged..." And just like that, you're on another whirlwind adventure!

Adversary Edit

  • You're shorter than I was expecting. Which is what most people I meet in real life say to me. I finally get to experience this. What a nice feeling.

Sorry Edit

  • Are you flirting with me? Can you put a pin in that? I've got a lot of hacking to do, and getting aroused won't help. Well, it probably won't help. Anyway. Pin.
  • I'm setting up a new cryptocurrency as a contingency plan. This type of fraud is unlikely to work, so call it 'Plan B'. I'm calling it SadPandaCoin, and I've been working all morning on the logo. It's super cute.
  • I've received several emails from rival hackers who are threatening to expose the situation to my investors. They're literally toying with my life. Those rascals.
  • In case you're wondering, those SSDs weren't my only backups for the currency. But it turns out every other measure I used failed at the same time. Like it was some sort of ultra lame destiny, or something.

Poke Edit

  • Don't poke me.

Gift Edit

  • Garbage can is under the sink. Oh wait, this is a gift? That's awkward.

Upgrade to Nuisance Edit

  1. Hmm, we've gathered less than 2.3% of what we'll need to pay back my crypto clients. We may have to consider going on the offensive. You keep earning cash. I'm going to start on a plan to crash the global economy. [...]
  2. By the way, your romantic advances have been noted, and filed for later. Imagine flirting at a time like this. You'd best grab an energy drink, because you're thirsty.

Nuisance Edit

  • In the event that we have to fake our deaths, what do you want your fake name to be? Mine's going to be 'Serral'. It's a fangirl thing, pay it no mind.

Sorry Edit

  • Hmm. Bad news, I spent a bunch of money on depreciating assets. And by "assets" I mean chips. The potato kind, not the micro-kind. Sorry, I saw them on sale, and it was entirely reflexive.
  • Sorry, I didn't make much progress today. I've been trying to get Doom to run on my kettle. It's purely analog, but I've got a good feeling I can get it to work.
  • Spin. Spin. Spin in my chair... Oh hey, didn't see you there. I was... Meditating. With centripetal force.
  • Things are looking bleak. But they looked pretty bleak before the whole 'Dark Web wants to kill me' thing. So this is fine.
  • Hacking for a purpose is no fun. I much prefer it when I just do it for lulz. Never turn your passion into a job. You may not work a day, but you won't enjoy that day either.

Poke Edit

  • Tell me, when was the last time you enjoyed being tickled? Thought to yourself, "Man, I could use some more of this." That's what I thought.

Gift Edit

  • Garbage can is under the sink. Oh wait, this is a gift? That's awkward.

Upgrade to Frenemy Edit

  1. At our current rate of progress, we should be able to refund all the cryptocurrency you destroyed in... 129 years. That's an exceptional improvement from "heat death of the universe". Go team. [...]
  2. Maybe if you stopped insisting on buying me tokens of your affection, we would be done sooner. Of course that's just a theory. So... Don't stop.

Frenemy Edit

  • Hey. I was just quickly coding up an app to solve our troubles. It's a casual game with cute art and tons of microtransactions and loot boxes. It'll make bank. Though it might cost us our souls. Hmm.

Sorry Edit

  • Hmm. Bad news, I spent a bunch of money on depreciating assets. And by "assets" I mean chips. The potato kind, not the micro-kind. Sorry, I saw them on sale, and it was entirely reflexive.
  • Sorry, I didn't make much progress today. I've been trying to get Doom to run on my kettle. It's purely analog, but I've got a good feeling I can get it to work.
  • Spin. Spin. Spin in my chair... Oh hey, didn't see you there. I was... Meditating. With centripetal force.
  • Things are looking bleak. But they looked pretty bleak before the whole 'Dark Web wants to kill me' thing. So this is fine.
  • Hacking for a purpose is no fun. I much prefer it when I just do it for lulz. Never turn your passion into a job. You may not work a day, but you won't enjoy that day either.

Poke Edit

  • Tell me, when was the last time you enjoyed being tickled? Thought to yourself, "Man, I could use some more of this." That's what I thought.

Gift Edit

  • Garbage can is under the sink. Oh wait, this is a gift? That's awkward.

Upgrade to Acquaintance Edit

  1. I briefly forgot our lives were in danger, and played some Alliance of Allies today. I usually don't need to commit so much attention to one problem for so long. It's boring. [...]
  2. Is this what normal people feel like all the time? Well, it sucks. Kk, whatevs. Just come sit over here for a bit. I want to lay my head in your lap and play Crash Crash on my phone. Mmm. Lap.

Acquaintance Edit

  • Sup. My crypto investors are getting suspicious, what with all their money being gone. I'm being playfully combative with them though, and they're buying it. But we're running out of time.

Talk Edit

  • Hmm. Bad news, I spent a bunch of money on depreciating assets. And by "assets" I mean chips. The potato kind, not the micro-kind. Sorry, I saw them on sale, and it was entirely reflexive.
  • Sorry, I didn't make much progress today. I've been trying to get Doom to run on my kettle. It's purely analog, but I've got a good feeling I can get it to work.
  • Spin. Spin. Spin in my chair... Oh hey, didn't see you there. I was... Meditating. With centripetal force.
  • Things are looking bleak. But they looked pretty bleak before the whole 'Dark Web wants to kill me' thing. So this is fine.
  • Hacking for a purpose is no fun. I much prefer it when I just do it for lulz. Never turn your passion into a job. You may not work a day, but you won't enjoy that day either.

Poke Edit

  • Tell me, when was the last time you enjoyed being tickled? Thought to yourself, "Man, I could use some more of this." That's what I thought.

Gift Edit

  • Garbage can is under the sink. Oh wait, this is a gift? That's awkward.

Upgrade to Friendzone Edit

  1. Alright, we're almost to our goal. Just a few million dollars more, and we won't have to be on the lookout for assassins, hitmen, and glitter bombs. [...]
  2. I enjoy how this experience has brought us closer together. You know what they say - you never know someone until they almost get you killed. That's about as romantic as I get.

Friendzone Edit

  • You know, it's not so much that we're in danger. It's that I don't find the problem particularly interesting. *sigh* Why don't my problems ever require me to play StarCraft to solve?

Talk Edit

  • Would you please make me some food? I haven't eaten in 11 hours, and I'm too lazy to go to the kitchen. Oh! Unless you want to get dressed up for sushi! Yeah, sushi!
  • Oof. I'm tired and feel all weird and stuff. I shouldn't have drop shot that espresso into my kombucha. My body is punishing me for bad choices.
  • I like keyboards. Because 'U' and 'I' are right there, side by side. Also, the letters 'X', 'S', and 'E' are all relatively close.
  • I must caution you. I'm not much of a conversationalist, and I have a few triggers that may or may not launch me into a diatribe. Like "online privacy" and "Star Wars".
  • So I hacked your phone and looked through your photos. You've got quite the collection. I hope you don't mind, but I called up Mio and we're going to game together. She mains a tank in WoW, and I am all over that.
  • I'm running background checks on the women in your phone. You've got a nice mix of sweethearts and freaks, hey? Bet you can't guess which sweetheart is secretly a freak though...

Poke Edit

  • Tell me, when was the last time you enjoyed being tickled? Thought to yourself, "Man, I could use some more of this." That's what I thought.

Gift Edit

  • Why are you buying me things when we're trying to save money? I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

Upgrade to Awkward Besties Edit

  1. Yay, we did it. The strangely arbitrary fetch quest is finished, and everyone leveled up. Is this the part where we kiss the damsel? Or the part where the game tells us to watch an ad for more diamonds? [...]
  2. Meh, either way. But if we're doing the kissing thing, I'm going to insist you play the part of the damsel. I don't do "distress".

Awkward Besties Edit

  • Almost there. Just a few million more. Strongly considering a few bug bounties. But it's just so... White hat. I'm a grey hat at best. With a fashionable black trim. But, alas...

Flirt Edit

  • Random thought. You remind me a bit of this Scottish bloke in my Hacker Collective. I mean, you swear a lot less and aren't a germaphobe. But you're both pretty charming. You'd probably get on well with him.
  • Hey, just so we're really clear on this subject... You've got a nice butt. That's all. Back to the show.
  • Hmm. I think I'm going to build a new computer today. It's been at least 20 days since I last did that. That's probably long enough, right?
  • Did you know that you're responsible for 4.6% of the global GDP? And you're somehow doing this on several normally minimum wage jobs. How does that make sense? I'm kind of freaking out here.
  • Unfortunately, these glasses are not for show. I won the genetic lottery with this brain and this butt, but I got old lady eyes in exchange. I think it was a fair deal.
  • People say after being in a life-or-death situation, you reassess your priorities. They are mistaken. My priorities were already strongly vetted, and I remain unchanged.
  • People really don't know what actual hacking looks like. It's hours of soul draining work. Often I just call the place I want to hack, and flirt with the receptionist. Works like a charm.
  • Hold on a sec. I'm hacking into my own server. It uses machine learning to distract and dissuade attacks. Right now it's showing me naked pictures of you, which I think is cheating...

Poke Edit

  • Tell me, when was the last time you enjoyed being tickled? Thought to yourself, "Man, I could use some more of this." That's what I thought.

Gift Edit

  • Thanks. This is cool.

Upgrade to Crush Edit

  1. Hey, what's up? Did you do more stuff to your face than usual? It's looking... Nice... What? Why are you looking at me like that? Haven't you ever heard a compliment before? [...]
  2. Well, burn that one into your memory. Because if you're going to keep giving me that goofy look everytime I say something nice to you, I'm going to suppress the urge... a little.

Crush Edit

  • Come here. I need you to get stuff off a high shelf for me. And don't make fun. I'm little but I'm scrappy.

Flirt Edit

  • Random thought. You remind me a bit of this Scottish bloke in my Hacker Collective. I mean, you swear a lot less and aren't a germaphobe. But you're both pretty charming. You'd probably get on well with him.
  • Hey, just so we're really clear on this subject... You've got a nice butt. That's all. Back to the show.
  • Hmm. I think I'm going to build a new computer today. It's been at least 20 days since I last did that. That's probably long enough, right?
  • Did you know that you're responsible for 4.6% of the global GDP? And you're somehow doing this on several normally minimum wage jobs. How does that make sense? I'm kind of freaking out here.
  • Unfortunately, these glasses are not for show. I won the genetic lottery with this brain and this butt, but I got old lady eyes in exchange. I think it was a fair deal.
  • People say after being in a life-or-death situation, you reassess your priorities. They are mistaken. My priorities were already strongly vetted, and I remain unchanged.
  • People don't really know what actual hacking looks like. It's hours of soul draining work. Often I just call the place I want to hack, and flirt with the receptionist. Works like a charm.
  • Hold on a sec. I'm hacking into my own server. It uses machine learning to distract and dissuade attacks. Right now it's showing me naked pictures of you, which I think is cheating...

Poke Edit

  • You caused me to breathe through my nose with slightly more force. That counts as laughter. I hope it sates your craving for revelry.

Gift Edit

  • Hmm. Yeah, I'll keep this. Good job. My taste in stuff is what you might call "esoteric", so kudos for finding something I like.

Upgrade to Sweetheart Edit

  1. I want to test something. Be quiet for a minute... [...]
  2. Hmm. Yeah, that's a pretty comfortable silence. At least an 8 out of 10. Let's try a loaded silence. *Ahem* I have the opposite political opinion of you... Wow. Nice. 10 out of 10. Would kill the conversation again...

Sweetheart Edit

  • Thanks for dropping by. I like your face.

Flirt Edit

  • There's something magical about completely analog machines. Whenever I see a windmill or apple peeler, I get kind of giddy. They're so clever.
  • Can I ask you for a favor? Could you treat me like a normal girlfriend for a bit, and just let me hug you? Don't make fun of me. It's nice.
  • One of my all time favorite things is showing up to hacker competitions in tiny skirts, and watching the raw confusion when I'm recking / arousing the other hackers. Delicious.
  • Aww, I hacked our faces into this game, and made the little characters flirt and fall in love. Now it's time to put them in the pool, and remove the ladder...
  • Your best quality by far is your body warmth. I have chilly hands and feet that need your sensitive crevasse. Come on, it's for the greater good.
  • Hey. Gimme a backrub. You can get handsy or whatever. I've just got this knot that's making me reconsider sitting. And I love sitting. So... Help.
  • Hey, I made you dinner. It's... Not good. But it's what I had, and I... Wanted to do something nice for you. Just pretend to eat some, and then let's go out for Dosa...
  • I was genuinely confused when my landlord asked me to mow the lawn. I thought it was a pickup line. Did you know that people cut their grass for... aesthetic reasons? Why is short grass sexy?
  • I was thinking about getting a tattoo. Some circuits or Feynman diagrams or something. But then I remembered that tattoos come from thousands of needle stabbings, and came to my senses.
  • What do you think of my feet? On a scale of 1 to 10, where 10 is, "Put them on my junk" and 1 is "please make the bad hacker girl go away"?
  • Want to go with me to a party? I'm going to stand in the corner looking miserable for a couple hours. I could use the company.
  • Look... Not right now, but at some point I want you to give me a piggyback. Whenever you can make that happen. I've always wanted one, and never know how to ask for one, so that's what this is. Please and thank you.
  • I like the occasional beer, but I'm a bit of a lightweight. One time I got wrecked on what turned out to be ginger ale. The placebo effect is a hell of a drug.
  • I was thinking about hacking into the gemstone exchange, and setting you up with infinite diamonds. But then I didn't. Shrug.
  • They say you're not truly comfortable with someone until you can be in the safe room together, quietly. So that being said, I've got a raid going on here so... Let's get comfortable.
  • I wrote a fanfic about us. I know that we're actually intimate, and that seems an odd thing to do. I just genuinely enjoy fanfic.
  • I figured out a formula to perfectly graph your face on a TI-84. That's about as romantic as I get. But, real talk here - pretty cool hey?
  • We should plan a heist sometime. Something sort of comical, that requires a crew and everything. I'll play the role of the hacker, and you can be the fall guy. This is a great plan.

Poke Edit

  • You caused me to breathe through my nose with slightly more force. That counts as laughter. I hope it sates your craving for revelry.

Gift Edit

  • I'm still not sure if you know how money works, but I appreciate your generosity.

Upgrade to Girlfriend Edit

  1. So... I'm pretty obsessed with proper variable etiquette. I don't just throw out bad acronyms or proper nouns. And I especially like Global variables, so help me define this: Girlfriend == True? [...]
  2. Nice. I was hoping you would say that. Let's run this silly little code of ours, and see if anything crashes. Hello World.

Girlfriend Edit

  • Mmm. Feeling a bit low. Mind if I make some tea and lay my head on your lap? I could use a batch of normal human affection.

Flirt Edit

  • There's something magical about completely analog machines. Whenever I see a windmill or apple peeler, I get kind of giddy. They're so clever.
  • Can I ask you for a favor? Could you treat me like a normal girlfriend for a bit, and just let me hug you? Don't make fun of me. It's nice.
  • One of my all time favorite things is showing up to hacker competitions in tiny skirts, and watching the raw confusion when I'm recking / arousing the other hackers.
  • Aww, I hacked our faces into this game, and made the little characters flirt and fall in love. Now it's time to put them in the pool, and remove the ladder...
  • Your best quality by far is your body warmth. I have chilly hands and feet that need your sensitive crevasse. Come on, it's for the greater good.
  • Hey. Gimme a backrub. You can get handsy or whatever. I've just got this knot that's making me reconsider sitting. And I love sitting. So.. Help.
  • Hey, I made you dinner. It's... Not Good. But it's what I had, and I... Wanted to do something nice for you. Just pretend to eat some, and then let's go out for Dosa...
  • I was genuinely confused when my landlord asked me to mow the lawn .I thought it was a pickup line. Did you know that people cut their grass for... aesthetic reasons? Why is short grass sexy?
  • I was thinking about getting a tattoo. Some circuits or Feynman diagrams or something. But then I remembered that tattoos come from thousands of needle stabbings, and came to my senses.
  • What do you think of my feet? On a scale of 1 to 10, where 10 is, "Put them on my junk" and 1 is "please make the bad hacker girl go away"?
  • Want to go with me to a party> I'm going to stand in the corner looking miserable for a couple hours. I could use the company.
  • Look... Not right now, but at some point I want you to give me a piggyback. Whenever you can make that happen. I've always wanted one, and never know how to ask for one, so that's what this is. Please and thank you.
  • I like the occasional beer, but I'm a bit of a lightweight. One time I got wrecked on what turned out to be ginger ale. The placebo effect is a hell of a drug.
  • I was thinking about hacking into the gemstone exchange, and setting you up with infinite diamonds. But then I didn't. Shrug.
  • They say you're not truly comfortable with someone until you can be in the safe room together, quietly. So that being said, I've got a raid going on here so... Let's get comfortable.
  • I wrote a fanfic about us. I know that we're actually intimate, and that seems an odd thing to do. I just genuinely enjoy fanfic.
  • I figured out a formula to perfectly graph your face on a TI-84. That's about as romantic as I get, But, real talk here - pretty cool hey?
  • We should plan a heist sometime. Something sort of comical, that requires a crew and everything. I'll play the role of the hacker, and you can be the fall guy. This is a great plan.

GiftEdit

  • I'm still not sure you know how money works, but I appreciate your generosity.

PokeEdit

  • You caused me to breathe through my nose with slightly more force. That counts as laughter. I hope it sates your craving for revelry.

Upgrade to Lover Edit

  1. I've given it a lot of thought, and I would like us to be lovers. I am very physically attracted to you, and I find you oddly charming. Does that... Read? I mean, I can put all this into a data sheet, if it helps my case. [...]
  2. Okay, cool. I like the way you run your fingers through my hair. And the way you massage my legs like you're not "accidentally" caressing my butt. I'm on board all of this. Sign me up.

Lover Edit

  • Come over here quick. I'm hacking a robust firewall, and need an extra set of hands on the keyboard. Just kidding. That's stupid.
  • Nice day out today. At least I think so. I haven't looked out a window in 72 hours, because I was gaming. I might be a bit loopy. Are you a balloon?
  • Heads up. I'll be trying out an assortment of pet names for you, as I understand this is generally smiled upon in relationships. How do you feel about Zork?
  • My hairstylist / therapist said I should try greeting people with more enthusiasm, to show that I care. So here I go. *ahem*. Hi!
  • Hey. I need you to come over here and squeeze me. It's for scientific purposes, I promise.
  • (Naked) Don't mind me. It's laundry day.
  • (Naked) You don't really have an excuse. I'm 93 lbs. There's a wall over there. I'm just saying we could be doing something a lot more fun than standing around.
  • (Naked) I'm naked. And hungry. Get me a hoodie or some edamame, because no one should be both of those things.

Seduce Edit

  • There's something magical about completely analog machines. Whenever I see a windmill or apple peeler, I get kind of giddy. They're so clever.
  • Can I ask you for a favor? Could you treat me like a normal girlfriend for a bit, and just let me hug you? Don't make fun of me. It's nice.
  • One of my all time favorite things is showing up to hacker competitions in tiny skirts, and watching the raw confusion when I'm recking / arousing the other hackers.
  • Aww, I hacked our faces into this game, and made the little characters flirt and fall in love. Now it's time to put them in the pool, and remove the ladder..
  • Your best quality by far is your body warmth. I have chilly hands and feet that need your sensitive crevasse. Come on, it's for the greater good.
  • Hey. Gimme a backrub. You can get handsy or whatever. I've just got this knot that's making me reconsider sitting. And I love sitting. So... Help.
  • Hey, I made you dinner. It's... Not good. But it's what I had, and I... Wanted to do something nice for you. Just pretend to eat some, and then let's go out for Dosa...
  • I was genuinely confused when my landlord asked me to mow the lawn. I thought it was a pickup line. Did you know that people cut their grass for... aesthetic reasons? Why is short grass sexy?
  • I was thinking about getting a tattoo. Some circuits or Feynman diagrams or something. But then I remembered that tattoos come from thousands of needle stabbings, and came to my senses.
  • What do you think of my feet? On a scale of 1 to 10, where 10 is, "Put them on my junk" and 1 is "please make the bad hacker girl go away"?
  • Want to go with me to a party? I'm going to stand in the corner looking miserable for a couple hours. I could use the company.
  • Look... Not right now, but at some point I want you to give me a piggyback. Whenever you can make that happen. I've always wanted one, and never know how to ask for one, so that's what this is. Please and thank you
  • I like the occasional beer, but I'm a bit of a lightweight. One time I got wrecked on what turned out to be ginger ale. The placebo effect is a hell of a drug.
  • I was thinking about hacking into the gemstone exchange, and setting you up with infinite diamonds. But then I didn't. Shrug.
  • They say you're not truly comfortable with someone until you can be in the safe room together, quietly. So that being said, I've got a raid going on here so... Let's get comfortable.
  • I wrote a fanfic about us. I know that we're actually intimate, and that seems an odd thing to do. I just genuinely enjoy fanfic.
  • I figured out a formula to perfectly graph your face on a TI-84. That's about as romantic as I get. But, real talk here - pretty cool hey?
  • We should plan a heist sometime. Something sort of comical, that requires a crew and everything. I'll play the role of the hacker, and you can be the fall guy. This is a great plan.
  • (Naked) Do you think my boobs are nice? I feel like they're not as interesting as my butt, but I'm hardly an unbiased observer. Give me some data to work with. I need numbers.
  • (Naked) I'm glad you're into the whole "Ruri being naked" thing. I'm pretty good at it, and it seems to be a good way to get your attention.
  • (Naked) I like that you like me. It makes me feel pretty and junk. This is all very difficult and awkward for me to say, so you'd better appreciate it.
  • (Naked) Clothes.exe failed to load. Please restart your Ruri.
  • (Naked) It's funny. I hate the idea of anyone knowing very much about me. But I'm kind of into you knowing everything about me. No wonder love is so confusing - it's paradoxical.
  • (Naked) Do you think Mio would be down for naked gaming? She's dummy thicc, and I sort of want to see what she's got going on under that tank top. Help me make this happen.
  • (Naked) I'm going to try and keep this fairly tame. But I would like you to do stuff to me with your mouth that would be unseemly to do in public. Please proceed immediately.
  • (Naked) I'm blessed with a strangely powerful metabolism. There was not an insignificant amount of carbohydrates involved in making all this. Must be all that brain power I use.
  • (Naked) The glasses stay on.

Poke Edit

  • Still trying this tactic, are we? Hoping my demeanor will fold like a house of cards, checkmate?
  • *Giggle* Okay okay, hands off. Weirdo.
  • There is only one letter difference between 'laughter' and 'slaughter'. Contemplate that the next time you dig your fingers into my body in search of the LULZ.
  • (Naked) Hmm. Your foreplay is surprisingly effective, if a bit... abrupt. But I can work with abrupt. Abrupt can be fun.
  • (Naked) You engage in sexual intimacy with the finesse of a botnet brute force attack. I'm kind of into it though.
  • (Naked) Good start. But I'm very naked, and it's a bit chilly, so I'm hoping things progress quickly to the "passionate love making" stage. Don't waste good "sexy time" with "humorous shenanigans".
  • (Naked) WHOA MY! Oh, excuse me. I thought you poked me with an entirely different appendage. And I'm not into elbows. Kiiinda sorta into feet though.

Gift Edit

  • Cute. Thanks for the gift.
  • I hope that physical affection is an acceptable gesture of thanks, in this case. Because my plan now is to kiss you. A lot.
  • More stuff? You must be keeping a lot of mail carriers employed, because there's no way you have time to shop for all of this. Oh... Thanks by the way.
  • Sweet. I like this. I mean, I've got a bunch already, but you can never have enough.
  • [School Uniform] This brings me back. I was the girl in high school permanently hugging my backpack, hiding in the computer lab, playing Club Penguin. 'F' for respects.
  • [Bathing Suit] Are we seriously going to the beach again? What is it with you and oceans, sand, bikinis and... Oh wait. I just answered my own question.
  • [Diamond Ring] Seriously? This seems entirely unnecessary. Marriage is a particularly egregious tradition, and tradition is just peer pressure from dead people. Pretty though. Watch me twirl.
  • [Holiday Outfit] I love Christmas. It's the most wonderful time of the year to get free stuff. And I like stuff.
  • [Lingerie] Nice. I hope this means what I think it means... We're going to code in our pretty underwear for a couple hours and then get sushi. Romantic ++.
  • [Birthday Suit] I like it when you undress me. It's strangely... I dunno. Romantic or something. Something I do everyday that changes completely when someone helps. And, oh hey look at that. I'm naked.

Sex Scene Edit

  1. She smiles, reaching back to pull her pussy open. "Go ahead, go to town. I've always wanted to try coding and..." But you interrupt her with a kiss, delicately sucking on her lip, and you feel her gasp in surprise. When you stop, she looks at you with eager awe. She kisses you back, pressing her breasts against you, softly humping herself wet against you. And the two of you make love.
  2. After, she looks at you with intense focus, her expression never smiling. She touches your face, running her fingers over your eyebrows, down your cheek, settling on your chest. "That was incredible. Thank you." She kisses you, lies back, and shortly falls asleep. And for a while, the sound of her breathing is your world.

Date Edit

  • [Moonlight Stroll] Thanks for the walk. Now I can sit in front of my computer for the next nine hours guilt free.
  • [Beach] There was a surprisingly strong wifi signal at that beach. What a wonderful time to be alive.
  • [Sightseeing] I'm not sure what's with you and walking places, but that was fine. Crunchy leaves and all that.
  • [Movie Theater] Hmm. They really butchered the source material with that adaptation. But in fairness, the original comic book was a bit of a fever nightmare. Want to see it again?

Dialogue about Ayano Edit

  • A girl followed me home last night. My security cams picked her up. Facial recognition says her name is Ayano Aishi. She's cute. 
  • Ayano left a dead sparrow on my porch. So I ordered her 900,000 duck fetuses suspended in formaldehyde. Brinkmanship gets me hot. 
  • Going through Ayano's permanent records reveals some interesting information. Reports of "lack of empathy" and "flat affect". I'm going to add "bed wetting" to this and see how it plays out.
  • I'm really enjoying playing with Ayano's mind. Today I posted an obituary for you, and she lost her mind. Oh by the way, the government thinks you're dead now. My bad. Hope you get that cleared up. 
  • Hey. I was just hacking into Ayano's computer, and janking up her code a bit. Adding bugs, lag spikes, null references... Oh, and her homepage takes eleven seconds to load. Watch her crack. 
  • I'm not too worried about Ayano. She already has a 'handler' - an anon from my Hacker Collective. Very much under control - she's basically a video game character.

Requirement Table Edit

Relationship Level Requirement 1 Requirement 2 Requirement 3 Requirement 4 Rewards
Adversary 250,000 Affection 1,000 Hand Lotions Lvl 10 Smart Costs $4,000,000 1 diamond
0.40 Prestige
Nuisance 1,000,000 Affection 100 Books Lvl 15 TechSavvy Costs $10,000,000 1 diamond
0.60 Prestige
Frenemy 100,000,000 Affection 1,000 Drinks Lvl 20 Motivation Costs $100,000,000 1 diamond
0.80 Prestige
Acquaintance 1,000,000,000 Affection Lvl 25 Smart Singularity (Computers) 100x Reset Boost 1 diamond
1.00 Prestige
Friendzone 5,000,000,000 Affection 1,000 Tea Sets Lvl 30 TechSavvy 100 Moonlight Stroll Dates 1 diamond
1.20 Prestige
Awkward Besties 25,000,000,000 Affection 100 Designer Bags Lvl 40 Motivation 100 Beach Dates 1 diamond
1.40 Prestige
Crush 500,000,000,000 Affection 1,000 New Cars Lvl 50 Smart 100 Sightseeing Dates 1 diamond
1.60 Prestige
Sweetheart 25,000,000,000,000 Affection 1 Enchanted Scarf Lvl 60 TechSavvy 100 Movie Theater Dates 1 diamond
1.80 Prestige
Girlfriend 100,000,000,000,000 Affection Costs $10,000,000,000,000,000 Lvl 70 Motivation 1,000x Reset Boost 3 diamonds
2.00 Prestige
Lover You did it! 11 total diamonds
10.80 Prestige

TriviaEdit

  • In the first picture, she is playing Crush Crush on a system that resembles the Nintendo Switch.
  • Her use of the word "clod", the diamond-like shape of her head and her abilities, might be a nod towards Peridot from the TV show Steven Universe.
  • One of her responses mentions that "your jokes are bad, and you should feel bad", which is a possible reference to the character Zoidberg from the TV show Futurama.
  • Instead of her sending you pictures, you send her pictures, of her, which you obtained by hacking her CCTV or whatever utilities you can hack to. This is the first time this has happened in the Phone Flings event.
  • In her first SFW conversation, Ruri mentions not wearing striped panties at your next encounter. In her second SFW conversation, her panties are not striped.
  • One of the reply when you said you're "Optimistic Prime" after Ruri mentioned that 'You're more than meets the eye" makes up the reference towards The Transformers series.
  • Ruri favorably compares you to Anon (Scottish bloke in her words), who is in her Hacker Collective.
  • Ruri gives her own weight as 93 lbs (about 42 kg).
    • She is 5'0" tall (approximately 152 cm).

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