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Sascha is a Phone Fling character. He contacts you under some circumstances. His phone fling is unlocked after reaching the Lover+ 1 relationship level with William.

Personality[]

Trivia[]

  • In the end on the conversation, there's a message stated that the contact is no longer exist; although you can reset the conversation regardless.

Messages[]

Note that pauses under 5 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

SFW Version[]

Progress SFW chat
1/11 Hello Beloved Friend.
2/11 I came upon your information from some online search. I will be happy to receive your cooperation.
3/11 My name is Prince Sascha Ton van Twilhaar.
4/11 Following the unjust imprisonment of my late father in West New Perstonia, I have collected an inheritance of 100 Quadrillion North American Dollars.
5/11 In return for your help, I will be happy to share with you 30% of the profits.
6/11 To confirm your details and accept my offer, please promptly e-transfer 1 Thousand dollars to SaschaTonvanTwilhaar@palace.bs
(A) Right... I'm going to block this number now.
(B) Sounds legit.
7/11 No please, Sir or Madame! Sadly, my English tutor had to be fired due to extreme mishandling of my birthday party.
8/11 If you are concerned of potential risk to you, be assured there is none. I do not know this word, "Legit".
9/11 But, to further ensure the security of our transaction, I will send proof of my identity.
10/11 Please wait briefly.
11/11 [Sascha Photo 1]
(A) And how does a picture of a random pretty boy prove anything?
(B) Oh... I was expecting a shoddily phototuned passport or something.
1/30 We princes cannot help being beautiful and also very interesting. Be proud of me; I had one of the servants take my picture while I eat my lunch.
2/30 See my gold? My silks? My shapely jawline and the plump, gleaming lobster before me?
3/30 His name is Joseph. He likes to rest on beds of lettuces. It makes him feel Fancy.
(A) Hmm. Beautiful foreign prince, riches beyond imagining, a pet lobster... Yeah, that all sounds too good to be true.
(B) Joseph looks very nice. As does your jawline - IF that is, in fact, your jawline. I'm still skeptical.
4/30 You think I am beautiful? Who's jawline could it be but mine?
5/30 I think YOU are beautiful! It is on my face.
6/30 Ok, Please send confirmation code for your transaction :)
(A) You're cute, but I'm not sending you a thousand dollars.
(B) Lol ok it's 1234
7/30 :o This number does not seem to be finding anything for me.
8/30 But why? Are you certain it is correct?
9/30 Do you not wish to share in my fortune? Or perhaps you lie?
10/30 Do you have no trust in Prince Sascha Ton van Twilhaar, Son of Mister-Doktor Ton van Twilhaar, Earl of Squash and 69th in line for the throne of North Old Perstonia?
(A) Well you don't have to make me feel bad about it...
(B) 69th? Are you even considered a prince at that point?
11/30 Today of all the days, you break my heart. How dare you! I am almost certainly!
12/30 Oh, it is time for my flan. Yay!
Pause 10 hour pause
13/30 Hello again Old Friend.
14/30 Will you listen to me?
(A) Are you, like... Lonely or something?
(B) Depends. Are you still trying to scam me, or can we talk about your eyes?
15/30 Extremely, yes! You are very thoughtful, but there is no need for concern.
16/30 Thank you for asking. I have had my examination, and do not require corrective lenses.
17/30 Now, since we last spoke, I have had a change of heart.
18/30 I was soon about to enter my private sauna, and found myself thinking of you.
(A) Of course, why wouldn't you have a private sauna? You are a prince, after all.
(B) In what way?
19/30 Yes! Wonderful! You are beginning to understand.
20/30 And I would like to tell you that there is no need for embarrassment.
21/30 If you cannot afford to send 1 Thousand dollar, I understand.
22/30 800 will do.
(A) Oh, well that changes everything!
(B) Ha! Do you know what I could buy with 800 dollars?
23/30 I am so happy to have you come around! Please, it is hardly more than the price of a very nice coffee!
24/30 I'm sure you understand, the greater risk is actually on me.
25/30 I am trusting you very much as I await to see your money enter my account.
(A) Go sit in your sauna and think about what you just said.
(B) This is so entertaining. Sascha, you're hilarious.
26/30 But wait! And you are very kind!
27/30 Before I enter my daily sauna, I will prove to you once and for all my honesty.
28/30 Please wait briefly while I find one of the servants.
Pause 5 minute pause
29/30 Here we go! I am about to say the "Cheese!
Pause 3 hour pause
30/30 [Sascha Photo 2]
1/41 Behold my future throne! See the opulent gold frame? See the fine Perstonian upholstery?
2/41 I sit here often, so that the cushion becomes familiar with my bum.
3/41 (I am not truly allowed to sit here yet, so shhh)
4/41 Now, surely, you must trust me.
(A) Oof, those shoulders! Erm, I mean... You look so happy sitting there!
(B) Yeah, I guess that's a pretty regal throne.
5/41 It is all I have ever wanted in my life! Thank you from my heart!
6/41 To sit upon the throne and be loved! Seeing is, as they say in North America, believable.
Pause 2 minute pause
7/41 Aha, I am enjoying our talk.
8/41 I think I like you very much. You will be my friend now?
(A) Well, maybe. But friends don't let friends con friends.
(B) How about this. I'll help with your money switcheroo, but you have to send me a toaster as a sign of good faith.
9/41 Aha! My suave personality has finally won someone over. I will send you six toasters.
10/41 It is so nice to feel loved for who am I. I wish to write your birthday in my calendar. It will be a toaster bonanza, I assure.
11/41 Please, do not vanish into thin air while I take my sauna.
12/41 It will be very hot. This is how I like things.
(A) Oh, I can imagine.
(B) Chat soon then? I guess?
13/41 Speak soon! Toodle-oo!
Pause 3 hour pause
14/41 Ahhh, it is a good day. The steam has opened up my pores.
15/41 I am dressed now in my favorite pantaloons.
16/41 The flan was especially Tasteful.
(A) Don't forget, you also sat on the throne!
(B) How did I end up in this conversation?
17/41 I did! The glorious throne! I am the luckiest duck!
18/41 And yet...
19/41 I wish to confess something to you, and only you.
20/41 I am the sad.
(A) Oh no! :(
(B) Do you, like... Wanna talk about it?
21/41 It is only that... Well you see...
22/41 My father is imprisoned.
23/41 My brother has been waiting 18 years to come home from a secret space flight to Jupiter.
24/41 I have all of this inheritance to worry for.
25/41 And because of these tragedies, I was forced to release my dream of learning to paint giraffes wearing many bowties.
26/41 It is... A lot to deal with.
(A) Yes, that is indeed a lot to deal with.
(B) Wait, Jupiter? Giraffes?
27/41 Thank you for allowing me to speak so openly on what is in my heart. All I wish for, besides to sit upon the throne, is someone to talk to honestly.
28/41 I have enjoyed this.
29/41 Spending the day awaiting my servant to say, "Your phone has lit up again!"
30/41 To see your replies has... Made me feel less lonely in my heart.
(A) I'm glad I could help.
(B) You see, Sascha? It was never about the money. It was about the friendships we made along the way.
31/41 You can have all my thanks. :')
Pause 30 minute pause
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41/41 [Sascha Photo 3]
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Uncut Version[]

The NSFW track first diverges from the SFW track at 2/30, where he describes the sausage he has on his fork in his first NSFW photo. All three pictures are different between versions.

Progress "Uncut" chat
1/11 Hello Beloved Friend.
2/11 I came upon your information from some online search. I will be happy to receive your cooperation.
3/11 My name is Prince Sascha Ton van Twilhaar.
4/11 Following the unjust imprisonment of my late father in West New Perstonia, I have collected an inheritance of 100 Quadrillion North American Dollars.
5/11 In return for your help, I will be happy to share with you 30% of the profits.
6/11 To confirm your details and accept my offer, please promptly e-transfer 1 Thousand dollars to SaschaTonvanTwilhaar@palace.bs
(A) Right... I'm going to block this number now.
(B) Sounds legit.
7/11 No please, Sir or Madame! Sadly, my English tutor had to be fired due to extreme mishandling of my birthday party.
8/11 If you are concerned of potential risk to you, be assured there is none. I do not know this word, "Legit".
9/11 But, to further ensure the security of our transaction, I will send proof of my identity.
10/11 Please wait briefly.
11/11 [NSFW Photo]
(A) And how does a picture of a random pretty boy prove anything?
(B) Oh... I was expecting a shoddily phototuned passport or something.
1/30 We princes cannot help being beautiful and also very interesting. Be proud of me; I had one of the servants take my picture while I eat my lunch.
2/30 See my gold? My silks? The fine Perstonian sausage upon which I feast, and the plump, gleaming lobster before me?
3/30 His name is Joseph. He likes to rest on beds of lettuces. It makes him feel Fancy.
(A) Hmm. Beautiful foreign prince, riches beyond imagining, a pet lobster... Yeah, that all sounds too good to be true.
(B) Joseph looks very nice. As does your... Sausage. I imagine. But I'm still skeptical.
4/30 You think I am beautiful? My sausage is indeed divine!
5/30 I think YOU are beautiful! You will have a taste, and think you have gone to paradise.
6/30 Ok, Please send confirmation code for your transaction :)
(A) You're cute, but I'm not sending you a thousand dollars.
(B) Lol ok it's 1234
7/30 :o This number does not seem to be finding anything for me.
8/30 But why? Are you certain it is correct?
9/30 Do you not wish to share in my fortune? Or perhaps you lie?
10/30 Do you have no trust in Prince Sascha Ton van Twilhaar, Son of Mister-Doktor Ton van Twilhaar, Earl of Squash and 69th in line for the throne of North Old Perstonia?
(A) Well you don't have to make me feel bad about it...
(B) 69th, hey? Niiice. But are you even considered a prince at that point?
11/30 Today of all the days, you break my heart. How dare you! I am almost certainly!
12/30 Oh, it is time for my flan. Yay!
Pause 10 hour pause
13/30 Hello again Old Friend.
14/30 Will you listen to me?
(A) Are you, like... Lonely or something?
(B) Depends. Are you still trying to scam me, or can we talk about your eyes?
15/30 Extremely, yes! You are very thoughtful, but there is no need for concern.
16/30 Thank you for asking. I have had my examination, and do not require corrective lenses.
17/30 Now, since we last spoke, I have had a change of heart.
18/30 I was soon about to enter my private sauna, and found myself thinking of you.
(A) Of course, why wouldn't you have a private sauna? You are a prince, after all.
(B) In what way?
19/30 Yes! Wonderful! You are beginning to understand.
20/30 And I would like to tell you that there is no need for embarrassment.
21/30 If you cannot afford to send 1 Thousand dollar, I understand.
22/30 800 will do.
(A) Oh, well that changes everything!
(B) Ha! Do you know what I could buy with 800 dollars?
23/30 I am so happy to have you come around! Please, it is hardly more than the price of a very nice coffee!
24/30 I'm sure you understand, the greater risk is actually on me.
25/30 I am trusting you very much as I await to see your money enter my account.
(A) Go sit in your sauna and think about what you just said.
(B) This is so entertaining. Sascha, you're hilarious.
26/30 But wait! And you are very kind!
27/30 Before I enter my daily sauna, I will prove to you once and for all my honesty.
28/30 Please wait briefly while I find one of the servants.
Pause 5 minute pause
29/30 Here we go! I am about to say the "Cheese!
Pause 3 hour pause
30/30 [NSFW Photo]
1/41 Behold my future throne! See the opulent gold frame? See the fine Perstonian upholstery?
2/41 It is rivalled in softness only by the fine Perstonian silk of my towel - a weave so delicate it barely exists!
3/41 (I am not truly allowed to sit here yet, so shhh)
4/41 Now, surely, you must trust me.
(A) Oh my. You look VERY happy to be sitting there.
(B) That is a beautiful... Towel. Silk, you say?
5/41 Truly, it makes me quiver to be near. Fine Perstonian silk, crafted by blind hermits in the Middle New Perstonian Mountains from the cocoons of individually named silkworms.
6/41 To touch. To lie back, and... I do not wish to make you uncomfortable! It feels so nice against my appendage.
Pause 2 minute pause
7/41 Aha, I am enjoying our talk.
8/41 I think I like you very much. You will be my friend now?
(A) Well, maybe. But friends don't let friends con friends.
(B) If I say yes, can I come for a sleepover at your palace?
9/41 Aha! My suave personality has finally won someone over. A sleepover! Finally!
10/41 It is so nice to feel loved for who am I, and not for my gigantic, throbbing... Piles of money. We will strike one another with swan-feather pillows until we fall together upon the floor and kiss, as I have seen in North American movies.
11/41 Please, do not vanish into thin air while I take my sauna.
12/41 It will be very hot. This is how I like things.
(A) Oh, I can imagine.
(B) Chat soon then? I guess?
13/41 Speak soon! Toodle-oo!
Pause 3 hour pause
14/41 Ahhh, it is a good day. The steam has opened up my pores.
15/41 I am dressed now in my favorite pantaloons.
16/41 The flan was especially Tasteful.
(A) Don't forget, you also sat on the throne!
(B) How did I end up in this conversation?
17/41 I did! The glorious throne! I am the luckiest duck!
18/41 And yet...
19/41 I wish to confess something to you, and only you.
20/41 I am the sad.
(A) Oh no! :(
(B) Do you, like... Wanna talk about it?
21/41 It is only that... Well you see...
22/41 My father is imprisoned.
23/41 My brother has been waiting 18 years to come home from a secret space flight to Jupiter.
24/41 I have all of this inheritance to worry for.
25/41 And because of these tragedies, I was forced to release my dream of learning to paint giraffes wearing many bowties.
26/41 It is... A lot to deal with.
(A) Yes, that is indeed a lot to deal with.
(B) Wait, Jupiter? Giraffes?
27/41 Thank you for allowing me to speak so openly on what is in my heart. All I wish for, besides to sit upon the throne, is someone to talk to honestly.
28/41 I have enjoyed this.
29/41 Spending the day awaiting my servant to say, "Your phone has lit up again!"
30/41 To see your replies has... Made me feel less lonely in my heart.
(A) I'm glad I could help.
(B) You see, Sascha? It was never about the money. It was about the friendships we made along the way.
31/41 You can have all my thanks. :')
Pause 30 minute pause
32/41 Now, my beloved friend, I must ask...
33/41 From the depths of my heart...
34/41 Would you visit me in my palace someday, if it were possible?
(A) Oh! I thought you were going to ask me for money again.
(B) Ha! It's really hard to say no to you.
35/41 Oh yes, that too. Why would anyone say no to me? I have never in my life made an unreasonable request.
36/41 On the topic, please do let me know once your e-transfer is confirmed.
(A) You know what? Sure. Let's do it. A ludicrous end to an already absurd story.
(B) Ahh... Fine. I'll do it. As long as I get to visit your palace someday.
37/41 You are best! I knew you would! We are best friends now.
38/41 I am flushed and overjoyed.
Pause 2 day pause
39/41 Behold!
40/41 See how happy you have made a prince?
41/41 [NSFW Photo]
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