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Sawyer Friendzoned


Sawyer is a phone fling girl and volleyball player who contacts you after she sees a fake account for you that was set up by Pamu. She is unlocked after you encounter Pamu.

Sawyer was chosen as winner of Vote-a-Fling Season 3 and as of March 17th has been turned into a fully Date-able girl. Sawyer is the 5th datable Phone Fling girl in the game and is the forty-second girl in the game's main tab. Her date-able character is unlocked after completing her LTE (Event #140) or by purchasing her from the Store page if you miss the event. Like the other LTE girls, she is not a part of the main story and you do not need to unlock any other girls to obtain her.

Personality[]

Sawyer (or Soy as she asks you to call her) is a relatively normal girl. She is passionate about volleyball, but her team is missing one player. She is eager to recruit you to her volleyball team when she sees your profile, hoping against hope that you haven't already joined some other team, not noticing that your profile is too good to be true. She's upset to find out it's a fake, but quickly becomes excited again after you show interest in joining her team.

Trivia[]

  • Pamu's fake profile for you says you are 6'8" (approximately 203 cm) and 198 lb (approximately 90 kg).
  • She has "crazy dextrous toes" and can write her name in cursive, despite not being able to do it with her hands
  • Sawyer referenced Lake in her conversation two weeks before she came out, stating she has a friend who is an artist and was making a "girl in a lake clay statue thing".
  • She mentions her yoga instructor is a goat, but Lake corrects her that is a ram. This is a reference to William.

Messages[]

First Conversation[]

A volleyball player tries to recruit you for her team after she sees a fake account for you that was set up by Pamu.

SFW version[]

Progress SFW chat
1/35 Hey!
2/35 My name is Sawyer (call me Soy). I got your number on the "Hey There Sport!" team sign up app thingy.
3/35 Sorry for the short intro - but I've got a spot on my volleyball team I need to fill ASAP or we won't be able to play in the league this season.
4/35 Are you already on a team??? Did I miss my chance to snag you?
5/35 (Say no)
6/35 (Please)
7/35 (Please please)
(A) Sports? Team? Sorry. I have no idea what you're talking about.
(B) No. But only because you said please three times.
8/35 Yeah! You know - it's like a social media site thingy, but for people looking for teams. Yes! I knew that plan would work! Hahaha!
9/35 One sec, I'll pull up your profile. Maybe someone put the wrong number in somehow? Wait - does that mean 'no' no? Or did I put you in a tight spot and you're just being nice?
10/35 It says in your profile you're looking to join any sports team, so you can learn the "power of teamwork and friendship."
11/35 It says you're 6'8". 198 lb. Occupation: fire fighter and model. Apparently you've won a bunch of sports-related awards?
12/35 It also says you "Worship Pamu"? I have no idea what that means. Doesn't he play for Brazil, or something?
13/35 Is any of this ringing a bell?
(A) Oh yes. One big bell. Unfortunately I've got a troll in my life named "Pamu". Must be her doing.
(B) Not exactly, but if you meet someone that matches those stats, send them my way. They sound dreamy.
14/35 Oh no! Someone posted your number as a prank? D= Upon closer look, I may not have noticed how... Ideal this sounded.
15/35 Well darn. I REALLY should have noticed that this sounded too good to be true.
16/35 I'll tag your profile for being a fake. It should get taken down pretty quick.
17/35 Sorry for bothering you. Take care.
(A) Hold on a sec. Did you say volleyball?
(B) What kind of league is it? And what's a volleyball?
18/35 Yes! I did say that! Are you interested??? Hahaha! Well, a volleyball is a competitive game best played on a beach in a bikini.
19/35 ...Sorry, I may have come on a little strong there. Haha! But this particular league is casual mixed co-ed, so no bikinis. You would definitely need kneepads though.
20/35 But are you??? Maybe I'm not selling this. If the bikini thing is a deal breaker, we can work something out!
21/35 We play every Mon / Wed / Fri in the evenings. Tournaments every other Saturday.
22/35 Are you interested???
(A) Sounds like a blast. Count me in. I'm not 6'8", but I have a pretty decent Buff Stat.
(B) Lock and load, Soy. Let's spike some balls.
23/35 Hahaha! "Decent" is plenty! YESSSS!
24/35 Oh thank you thank you thank you!!! Oh I'm so happy! <3
25/35 Thanks so much - the deadline to register is in a couple hours! I'll get that in right away!
26/35 One sec - I'm just going to sign us up, and then I'll send you the info you'll need, and a pic so you know what I look like.
27/35 Yaay! I'm so excited!!
28/35 *Happy dance!*
29/35 BRB
Pause 6 hour pause
30/35 Okay I'm back!
31/35 We're all signed up, and everything is confirmed!
32/35 First practice / game is tomorrow at 7 at the Rec Center.
33/35 Bring those kneepads!
34/35 Oh! And here's a pic of me!
35/35 [Sawyer photo 1]
1/39 I chose an action shot, because you'll be more likely to recognize me.
2/39 (Because I'm... Usually doing actions.)
3/39 (Ugh. Where's the undo button? That sounded way cooler in my head.)
(A) Actions speak louder than words. But text messages are forever.
(B) This is a cute pic. Slap that ball!
4/39 Story of my life! Hee hee! Thanks! Felt kind of epic, may delete later. :D
5/39 I once tried to flirt with this guy by taking a cute pic and sending it to him.
6/39 But I didn't notice that I had left out some... Personal items in the background.
7/39 So he saw those.
8/39 And I died.
9/39 So NOW I always have approved / pretty / Soy being awesome pics ready for distribution.
10/39 Makes everything easier.
(A) So why were you having so much trouble finding another teammate?
(B) All of my "candid" shots usually take at least 45 minutes to set up.
11/39 I had someone pull out last minute, and I thought it was going to doom our team. OMG I'm exactly the same way. Hahaha!
12/39 I hate it when people pull out late like that. :( I have to practically set up a green screen whenever I want to take a selfie.
13/39 Oh! Hahaha! "That's what she said", I guess? You know the term "photogenic"?
14/39 (Sorry, that was probably super inappropriate. I couldn't help myself.) Neither do I. *cries*
15/39 So what kind of stuff are you into? You're pretty much some poor stranger I've forced to play sports with me.
16/39 I should probably know more about you than, 'has a phone', and 'is helpful'.
17/39 Although, side note, those are two great qualities to have.
(A) Actually, that's almost everything. I also garden.
(B) I'm currently in the middle of a harem anime story / life. It is a good life.
18/39 Hahaha! That's cute. Hahaha!
19/39 Honestly, it sounds like the alter-ego for a superhero or something. Oh man, I knew a girl like that once. She was given magic powers by this ghost dog thing?
20/39 Hero by day... But it turns out the ghost dog was her father, or something?
21/39 Gardner by night... I'm not sure. It honestly sounded like she was maybe a little... You know...
22/39 Or, I guess reverse those. It's hard to garden in the night, I imagine. Wackadoo?
23/39 Anyway, I look forward to meeting you!
24/39 Do you have any questions for me before I stop pestering you?
25/39 (Oh... I hope I'm not pestering you.)
26/39 (I just realized I've been bugging you for a while now.)
(A) Tell me more about yourself. A/S/L, what's your favorite cracker, that sort of thing.
(B) Tell me something interesting about you. And then something boring. I'd like to know both.
27/39 Oh sure - I should probably tell you more about myself than just, "ME PLAY VOLLEYBALL!" Hahaha! Okay sure. Umm...
28/39 Well, I'm 22 years old. I'm working on becoming a dental hygienist. Interesting: I've got crazy dexterous toes. I can write my name in cursive.
29/39 Umm... My favorite crackers are those no-name vegetable ones at the market I currently work at. Which is funny, because I can't really write cursive with my hands.
30/39 (Seriously, they're so good. You put a lil cheese and salmon on there, and I'm melting from pleasure.) Boring: I like sorting my recycling.
31/39 Someday I'd like to backpack Europe, and do the whole hostel thing. I dunno why. I've got this little song I sing and everything.
32/39 Umm... My hair is purple? That's a thing I did. (Purple is my favorite color!) I am 22 years old, by the way. Just thought I'd mention that, because that last text sounded like it came from a 5 year old.
33/39 Other than that, surprise surprise, I focus a lot on sports. But I've been learning a little photography too. I've got a lot of artist friends.
(A) Nothing like a camera to cause a little trouble.
(B) I'd love to see some of your photos!
34/39 Hahaha! That's the truth. Don't even get me started. Oh for sure! Umm... Wow, okay. I suddenly got all nervous - hahaha!
35/39 Here, I'll send you a picture I took recently. I really like it. I got it just as the mist was clearing.
36/39 One sec, my phone is acting wonky...
Pause 12 hour pause
37/39 Phew, sorry! I think my phone is dying.
38/39 Here's the photo - let me know if it doesn't show up. I've hit the "send" button like nine times.
39/39 [Sawyer photo 2]
(A) Uhh... Soy? I'm not sure if that's the right photo...
(B) Beautiful! Nice lighting, nicely balanced. Also you're naked.
1/87 AHHH!!!
2/87 OH NO OH NO!!!!
3/87 SORRY!!!
4/87 OMG!
5/87 PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT THAT!
6/87 OR STOP LOOKING!
7/87 OH CRAP! OH MY GOD! I'M SO DUMB!!!!!
(A) Whoa whoa, calm down. It's okay. Accidents happen!
(B) You weren't kidding about keeping 'perfect' selfies on your phone.
8/87 Oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed. Curse this stupid phone! No no! It's not like that! I don't just take naked pictures of myself!
9/87 Before you get the wrong idea!
10/87 Please let me explain.
11/87 I'm not the sort of gal who just...
12/87 You know...
13/87 Takes naked pictures of herself.
14/87 I mean clearly I have, here, but I have an explanation!
15/87 My friend is an artist who works on all kinds of projects.
16/87 She asked me if she could sculpt me in clay.
17/87 And she needed a reference photo, so...
18/87 Well, I couldn't take this picture by myself, could I??
19/87 Anyway, it's going to be, like, a water nymph or something?
20/87 Girl in a lake.
21/87 Clay statue thing.
22/87 We took this photo and I forgot to delete it.
23/87 And then this STUPID PHONE!!
24/87 Oh man, You must think I'm so dumb and vain and ARG!
(A) Well, what I think is that you're beautiful and hilarious. So that's a pretty good first impression.
(B) This is one of the sexiest, most beautiful photos I've ever seen. You're a knockout. No drama.
25/87 I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that you shouldn't send naked pictures to make first impressions. Oh geez. I still feel like such an idiot.
26/87 No matter how much you want your resume to stand out. I knew I should have deleted that photo. It just sort of...
27/87 Hahaha! I just laughed at my own joke. I'm so lame. =P Well, okay, I thought it was sort of pretty. But I don't just look at myself naked for kicks!
28/87 So, umm...
29/87 Just double checking...
30/87 I didn't just, like... Make you want to leave the team, did I?
31/87 I mean, I imagine this might normally make things awkward for certain people.
32/87 But honestly, I would be more upset about losing a teammate than accidentally showing someone my boobs.
(A) No no, I'm still in. If anything, I'm about 900 times more interested in playing with you.
(B) I'm going to play to win. But make no mistake. I'm going to be imagining you naked.
33/87 Hahaha! Oh god. I'm blushing, and sweating, and giggling like an idiot. Hey, that's fair. It would be pretty mean to send you a pic like that and then ask you to never think about it again.
34/87 Alright, that's probably enough embarrassment for one day.
35/87 I'm going to stop pestering you. I'll see you tomorrow at 7 at the Rec Center?
(A) Yup. Bring kneepads. Wear clothes. Not that I'd complain.
(B) See you tomorrow at 7. And tonight in my dreams.
36/87 Hardy har! I'm laughing so hard right now! Oh, cringe! Hahaha! Gee whiz, where'd you get that line?
37/87 Okay. Chat soon. Bye!
Pause 2 day pause
38/87 Umm, hey it's me again.
39/87 I'm really sorry to bother again.
40/87 Like... Again again.
41/87 I just... I have something really, umm...
42/87 Awkward? To ask.
(A) Hit me. My life is a series of awkward questions and their consequences.
(B) Go ahead. I think I know what this is about.
43/87 Haha! Well, it's nice to know I'm not alone on that. Oh really?? >.< That actually kind of makes it easier...
44/87 I just wanted to ask if...
45/87 You and I, had like... A connection or something?
46/87 I felt like you were kind of flirting with me.
47/87 And maybe I was flirting with you?
48/87 Maybe?
(A) Well, I was firting. I think maybe you were panicking.
(B) Oh hells yes.
49/87 Hahaha! Okay, just so we're clear, I panic over lots of things. I panicked over toast this morning. Oh, hahaha! Okay, that's a pretty clear answer.
50/87 I just... I sent you that picture of me.
51/87 And I've been thinking about it all day.
52/87 That someone I barely know is... Looking at me.
53/87 It kind of turned me on.
54/87 Is that weird?
55/87 I feel like I've invented this weird romance out of thin air, but I can't stop thinking about it.
56/87 Did you... Did you keep the photo?
57/87 Did you look at it?
58/87 Do you like it?
59/87 (My heart is racing asking you all this. If I stop messaging it's probably because I've passed out. >.< )
(A) I only looked the one time. I thought it would be rude to look more.
(B) I've been looking at it a lot.
60/87 Oh thank you! Oh, umm....
61/87 I mean, that's very polite of you. Good! I mean, yes.
62/87 Given that I basically forced you into the weirdest conversation ever. I mean, I take it that means you like it.
63/87 But if you like the photo, I'd like to give you permission to keep it. And not just admiring the tile work of the shower.
64/87 I like the thought that someone... likes me. (OMG. Why am I so bad at this!?)
65/87 My mind has been sort of racing all day.
66/87 I haven't really... Been with anyone recently.
67/87 And the thought that someone might be looking at me, you know...
68/87 In THAT way...
69/87 I guess I was surprised just how much I enjoyed imagining it.
70/87 Like really dumb romance-comedy stuff.
71/87 I'm in the gym, spiking volleyballs.
72/87 (That's not innuendo, by the way. This wasn't like a weird porno in my head.)
73/87 And I imagined you coming up to me.
74/87 And for some reason, I guess I forgot how to play? Or maybe you want to show me a new move.
75/87 (Sorry I'm so weird. I'm almost done! >.<)
76/87 Anyway, you come behind me, and put your arms on mine.
77/87 And your fingers sort of caress my elbows. I feel your arms gently around my waist.
78/87 I laugh. You make to pull away, but I don't let you.
79/87 I kiss you.
80/87 And you kiss me back.
81/87 I feel your hands touch the small of my back. And then lower...
Pause 12 hour pause
82/87 (Because my butt wasn't in the picture and you want to see what's going on down there, I guess?)
83/87 We kiss again and again.
84/87 And your hands are everywhere. And I shiver...
85/87 Okay I'm done! That's all the stuff I wanted to tell you!
86/87 I wanted to give you permission to keep that last photo, and I wanted to take a new one. Especially for you...
87/87 [Sawyer photo 3]
1/∞ Umm...
2/∞ So that's a thing I just did.
3/∞ Thank you for being my random fantasy phone fling today.
4/∞ And if I haven't completely freaked you out and sent you running, I'll see you tomorrow at practice?
(A) See you there, Soy. <3
(B) Hahaha! Girl describes intimate fantasy - says see you at practice. I like you Soy. You're great.
5/∞ Hee hee! I'm glad you're not here to see how red my face is... >.< That's me. But don't worry, I promise I can spike a volleyball like no one's business.
6/∞ See you soon, my buff, beautiful stranger.
7/∞ Soy long. =)

Moist version[]

The NSFW conversation starts to diverge from the SFW conversation with your second response after Sawyer sends you her second picture (7/87).

Progress Moist and Uncensored chat
1/35 Hey!
2/35 My name is Sawyer (call me Soy). I got your number on the "Hey There Sport!" team sign up app thingy.
3/35 Sorry for the short intro - but I've got a spot on my volleyball team I need to fill ASAP or we won't be able to play in the league this season.
4/35 Are you already on a team??? Did I miss my chance to snag you?
5/35 (Say no)
6/35 (Please)
7/35 (Please please)
(A) Sports? Team? Sorry. I have no idea what you're talking about.
(B) No. But only because you said please three times.
8/35 Yeah! You know - it's like a social media site thingy, but for people looking for teams. Yes! I knew that plan would work! Hahaha!
9/35 One sec, I'll pull up your profile. Maybe someone put the wrong number in somehow? Wait - does that mean 'no' no? Or did I put you in a tight spot and you're just being nice?
10/35 It says in your profile you're looking to join any sports team, so you can learn the "power of teamwork and friendship."
11/35 It says you're 6'8". 198 lb. Occupation: fire fighter and model. Apparently you've won a bunch of sports-related awards?
12/35 It also says you "Worship Pamu"? I have no idea what that means. Doesn't he play for Brazil, or something?
13/35 Is any of this ringing a bell?
(A) Oh yes. One big bell. Unfortunately I've got a troll in my life named "Pamu". Must be her doing.
(B) Not exactly, but if you meet someone that matches those stats, send them my way. They sound dreamy.
14/35 Oh no! Someone posted your number as a prank? D= Upon closer look, I may not have noticed how... Ideal this sounded.
15/35 Well darn. I REALLY should have noticed that this sounded too good to be true.
16/35 I'll tag your profile for being a fake. It should get taken down pretty quick.
17/35 Sorry for bothering you. Take care.
(A) Hold on a sec. Did you say volleyball?
(B) What kind of league is it? And what's a volleyball?
18/35 Yes! I did say that! Are you interested??? Hahaha! Well, a volleyball is a competitive game best played on a beach in a bikini.
19/35 ...Sorry, I may have come on a little strong there. Haha! But this particular league is casual mixed co-ed, so no bikinis. You would definitely need kneepads though.
20/35 But are you??? Maybe I'm not selling this. If the bikini thing is a deal breaker, we can work something out!
21/35 We play every Mon / Wed / Fri in the evenings. Tournaments every other Saturday.
22/35 Are you interested???
(A) Sounds like a blast. Count me in. I'm not 6'8", but I have a pretty decent Buff Stat.
(B) Lock and load, Soy. Let's spike some balls.
23/35 Hahaha! "Decent" is plenty! YESSSS!
24/35 Oh thank you thank you thank you!!! Oh I'm so happy! <3
25/35 Thanks so much - the deadline to register is in a couple hours! I'll get that in right away!
26/35 One sec - I'm just going to sign us up, and then I'll send you the info you'll need, and a pic so you know what I look like.
27/35 Yaay! I'm so excited!!
28/35 *Happy dance!*
29/35 BRB
Pause 6 hour pause
30/35 Okay I'm back!
31/35 We're all signed up, and everything is confirmed!
32/35 First practice / game is tomorrow at 7 at the Rec Center.
33/35 Bring those kneepads!
34/35 Oh! And here's a pic of me!
35/35 [Sawyer photo 1]
1/39 I chose an action shot, because you'll be more likely to recognize me.
2/39 (Because I'm... Usually doing actions.)
3/39 (Ugh. Where's the undo button? That sounded way cooler in my head.)
(A) Actions speak louder than words. But text messages are forever.
(B) This is a cute pic. Slap that ball!
4/39 Story of my life! Hee hee! Thanks! Felt kind of epic, may delete later. :D
5/39 I once tried to flirt with this guy by taking a cute pic and sending it to him.
6/39 But I didn't notice that I had left out some... Personal items in the background.
7/39 So he saw those.
8/39 And I died.
9/39 So NOW I always have approved / pretty / Soy being awesome pics ready for distribution.
10/39 Makes everything easier.
(A) So why were you having so much trouble finding another teammate?
(B) All of my "candid" shots usually take at least 45 minutes to set up.
11/39 I had someone pull out last minute, and I thought it was going to doom our team. OMG I'm exactly the same way. Hahaha!
12/39 I hate it when people pull out late like that. :( I have to practically set up a green screen whenever I want to take a selfie.
13/39 Oh! Hahaha! "That's what she said", I guess? You know the term "photogenic"?
14/39 (Sorry, that was probably super inappropriate. I couldn't help myself.) Neither do I. *cries*
15/39 So what kind of stuff are you into? You're pretty much some poor stranger I've forced to play sports with me.
16/39 I should probably know more about you than, 'has a phone', and 'is helpful'.
17/39 Although, side note, those are two great qualities to have.
(A) Actually, that's almost everything. I also garden.
(B) I'm currently in the middle of a harem anime story / life. It is a good life.
18/39 Hahaha! That's cute. Hahaha!
19/39 Honestly, it sounds like the alter-ego for a superhero or something. Oh man, I knew a girl like that once. She was given magic powers by this ghost dog thing?
20/39 Hero by day... But it turns out the ghost dog was her father, or something?
21/39 Gardner by night... I'm not sure. It honestly sounded like she was maybe a little... You know...
22/39 Or, I guess reverse those. It's hard to garden in the night, I imagine. Wackadoo?
23/39 Anyway, I look forward to meeting you!
24/39 Do you have any questions for me before I stop pestering you?
25/39 (Oh... I hope I'm not pestering you.)
26/39 (I just realized I've been bugging you for a while now.)
(A) Tell me more about yourself. A/S/L, what's your favorite cracker, that sort of thing.
(B) Tell me something interesting about you. And then something boring. I'd like to know both.
27/39 Oh sure - I should probably tell you more about myself than just, "ME PLAY VOLLEYBALL!" Hahaha! Okay sure. Umm...
28/39 Well, I'm 22 years old. I'm working on becoming a dental hygienist. Interesting: I've got crazy dexterous toes. I can write my name in cursive.
29/39 Umm... My favorite crackers are those no-name vegetable ones at the market I currently work at. Which is funny, because I can't really write cursive with my hands.
30/39 (Seriously, they're so good. You put a lil cheese and salmon on there, and I'm melting from pleasure.) Boring: I like sorting my recycling.
31/39 Someday I'd like to backpack Europe, and do the whole hostel thing. I dunno why. I've got this little song I sing and everything.
32/39 Umm... My hair is purple? That's a thing I did. (Purple is my favorite color!) I am 22 years old, by the way. Just thought I'd mention that, because that last text sounded like it came from a 5 year old.
33/39 Other than that, surprise surprise, I focus a lot on sports. But I've been learning a little photography too. I've got a lot of artist friends.
(A) Nothing like a camera to cause a little trouble.
(B) I'd love to see some of your photos!
34/39 Hahaha! That's the truth. Don't even get me started. Oh for sure! Umm... Wow, okay. I suddenly got all nervous - hahaha!
35/39 Here, I'll send you a picture I took recently. I really like it. I got it just as the mist was clearing.
36/39 One sec, my phone is acting wonky...
Pause 12 hour pause
37/39 Phew, sorry! I think my phone is dying.
38/39 Here's the photo - let me know if it doesn't show up. I've hit the "send" button like nine times.
39/39 [NSFW photo]
(A) Uhh... Soy? I'm not sure if that's the right photo...
(B) Beautiful! Nice lighting, nicely balanced. Also you're naked.
1/87 AHHH!!!
2/87 OH NO OH NO!!!!
3/87 SORRY!!!
4/87 OMG!
5/87 PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT THAT!
6/87 OR STOP LOOKING!
7/87 OH CRAP! OH MY GOD! I'M SO DUMB!!!!!
(A) Holy crap! I know you didn't mean to send that, but it's gorgeous!
(B) Whoa, slow down. Who HASN'T sent someone an accidental, rando, insanely hot naked picture before?
8/87 Oh my god. I'm going to crawl under a rock and disappear. D= Oh this is a nightmare. I KNEW something like this would happen.
9/87 Before you get the wrong idea!
10/87 Please let me explain.
11/87 I'm not the sort of gal who just...
12/87 You know...
13/87 Takes naked pictures of herself.
14/87 I mean clearly I have, here, but I have an explanation!
15/87 My friend is an artist who works on all kinds of projects.
16/87 She asked me if she could sculpt me in clay.
17/87 And she needed a reference photo, so...
18/87 Well, I couldn't take this picture by myself, could I??
19/87 Anyway, it's going to be, like, a water nymph or something?
20/87 Girl in a lake.
21/87 Clay statue thing.
22/87 We took this photo and I forgot to delete it.
23/87 And then this STUPID PHONE!!
24/87 Oh man, You must think I'm so dumb and vain and ARG!
(A) Well, what I think is that you're beautiful and hilarious. So that's a pretty good first impression.
(B) This is one of the sexiest, most beautiful photos I've ever seen. You're a knockout. No drama.
25/87 I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that you shouldn't send naked pictures to make first impressions. Oh geez. I still feel like such an idiot.
26/87 No matter how much you want your resume to stand out. I knew I should have deleted that photo. It just sort of...
27/87 Hahaha! I just laughed at my own joke. I'm so lame. =P Well, okay, I thought it was sort of pretty. But I don't just look at myself naked for kicks!
28/87 So, umm...
29/87 Just double checking...
30/87 I didn't just, like... Make you want to leave the team, did I?
31/87 I mean, I imagine this might normally make things awkward for certain people.
32/87 But honestly, I would be more upset about losing a teammate than accidentally showing someone my boobs.
(A) No no, I'm still in. If anything, I'm about 900 times more interested in playing with you.
(B) I'm going to play to win. But make no mistake. I'm going to be imagining you naked.
33/87 Hahaha! Oh god. I'm blushing, and sweating, and giggling like an idiot. Hey, that's fair. It would be pretty mean to send you a pic like that and then ask you to never think about it again.
34/87 Alright, that's probably enough embarrassment for one day.
35/87 I'm going to stop pestering you. I'll see you tomorrow at 7 at the Rec Center?
(A) Yup. Bring kneepads. Wear clothes. Not that I'd complain.
(B) See you tomorrow at 7. And tonight in my dreams.
36/87 Hardy har! I'm laughing so hard right now! Oh, cringe! Hahaha! Gee whiz, where'd you get that line?
37/87 Okay. Chat soon. Bye!
Pause 2 day pause
38/87 Umm, hey it's me again.
39/87 I'm really sorry to bother again.
40/87 Like... Again again.
41/87 I just... I have something really, umm...
42/87 Awkward? To ask.
(A) Hit me. My life is a series of awkward questions and their consequences.
(B) Go ahead. I think I know what this is about.
43/87 Haha! Well, it's nice to know I'm not alone on that. Oh really?? >.< That actually kind of makes it easier...
44/87 I just wanted to ask if...
45/87 You and I, had like... A connection or something?
46/87 I felt like you were kind of flirting with me.
47/87 And maybe I was flirting with you?
48/87 Maybe?
(A) Well, I was firting. I think maybe you were panicking.
(B) Oh hells yes.
49/87 Hahaha! Okay, just so we're clear, I panic over lots of things. I panicked over toast this morning. Oh, hahaha! Okay, that's a pretty clear answer.
50/87 I just... I sent you that picture of me.
51/87 And I've been thinking about it all day.
52/87 That someone I barely know is... Looking at me.
53/87 It kind of turned me on.
54/87 Is that weird?
55/87 I feel like I've invented this weird romance out of thin air, but I can't stop thinking about it.
56/87 Did you... Did you keep the photo?
57/87 Did you look at it?
58/87 Do you like it?
59/87 (My heart is racing asking you all this. If I stop messaging it's probably because I've passed out. >.< )
(A) Just the once. But I've got a wicked memory. And I'd be very happy to keep looking.
(B) If you're asking me if I've imagined joining you in that shower, the answer is yes.
60/87 Oh, yes! O_O
61/87 I mean... You can definitely keep looking at it. Oh my gosh, umm...
62/87 It wasn't really meant for anyone. But I'm sort of happy you got it. That's...
63/87 Hahaha! Oh my, I forgot to breathe for a second. That's very exciting for me.
64/87 Why is this the most tense I've ever felt in a conversation? (Sorry, that was the lamest reply.)
65/87 Anyway, I kept thinking about it all day.
66/87 And it started to get really distracting.
67/87 I mean...
68/87 I'm really...
69/87 I'm really turned on by the idea.
70/87 I feel sort of naked right now.
71/87 Knowing that someone is just looking at me. Thinking about doing things to me.
72/87 And I'm imagining what it would be like if you showed up to practice early.
73/87 We're all alone. The gym is quiet.
74/87 And you start touching me.
75/87 You want to see me for real this time.
76/87 And I feel your hands touch me... Down there.
77/87 I'm wet. And I'm so nervous. And your fingers go inside of me.
78/87 You press against me. You kiss me. You bite my lip.
79/87 And I start climaxing...
80/87 And you keep tasting me, and touching me, and I cum again.
81/87 And...
Pause 12 hour pause
82/87 And so I imagined all this today.
83/87 I couldn't get it out of my mind.
84/87 So I finally found a quiet place to hide, and I... Helped myself.
85/87 And I took another photo. This time, this one is just for you.
86/87 I hope you like it.
87/87 [NSFW photo]
1/∞ Umm...
2/∞ So that's a thing I just did.
3/∞ Thank you for being my random fantasy phone fling today.
4/∞ And if I haven't completely freaked you out and sent you running, I'll see you tomorrow at practice?
(A) See you at practice. And hopefully after practice. And hopefully the next morning after practice.
(B) If I have my way, we'll be doing more than 'seeing' each other at practice.
5/∞ Hahaha! I literally giggled out loud. What a weird day this has been. Oh my gosh, I just made the weirdest laugh / giggle / gasp. I'm so weird.
6/∞ See you soon, my buff, beautiful stranger.
7/∞ Soy long. =)

Second Conversation[]

The second conversation is unlocked after receiving 6 Lake pictures.

SFW Version[]

Progress SFW chat
1/52 Hey hey! It's Soy! How's it going? :D
2/52 You'll never guess what I'm doing today. Not in a million guesses!
3/52 (But I still want you to try. In case that wasn't clear.)
(A) Something really out of character, like... An all-you-can-eat buffet?
(B) Something super gimmicky, like... Goat Yoga?
4/52 Hahaha! You goof! Don't you dare doubt this girl's ability to crush carbs! XD Whoa! Holy crap! That's insane - how did you guess that?? :O
5/52 For your information, there's nothing wrong with buffets. I happen to be a big fan of unlimited sushi. Did Lake tell you already? Or am I just SUPER predictable? >.<
6/52 Anyway - I'm heading to this posh studio to do Goat Yoga with Lake. She's with me right now!
7/52 Hold on, I'll get her to say hi!
8/52 Hi.
9/52 That was her!
10/52 You can't tell, but she smiled and blew you a little kiss. The lil sweetie!
(A) Tell Lake 'Hi". And blow her a kiss back.
(B) And what, exactly, is "Goat Yoga?"
11/52 On it! Yoga with goats, obviously.
12/52 She smiled. Mission accomplished! :D I think they're supposed to walk on you? I dunno. Should be fun though.
13/52 Anyway, Lake and I are spending the day together and we were chatting about you.
14/52 Comparing notes, trading secrets, all that jazz.
15/52 We just thought you should know, so you can get super nervous and start spilling the beans...
(A) Uh oh... Look, there are valid explanations for everything...
(B) I don't spill beans, I grill beans... On a very little grill, I would guess.
16/52 Sure sure. We've all hear that one before... That WOULD take a small grill. And let's face it, the biggest grills are the best grills.
17/52 I'm kidding! Of course I'm kidding! And I think you're kidding too. LOL! Hold on, I lost my train of thought there. You're so good at distracting me >.<
18/52 No no, Lake and I just think you're cool. We kinda wish you went to the same University as us, because we'd both love to hang out with you.
19/52 We can both tell you're pretty special :)
20/52 Which is maybe not so impressive with me, because I'm easily impressed. But I promise Lake has high standards! Hahaha!
21/52 Anyway - consider this your surrogate "hanging out with friends" text conversation. Lake and I want to include you on our outing today.
(A) That's super sweet of you two. Thank you.
(B) I'm expecting pictures then. Otherwise I'm not getting the "yoga" experience.
22/52 D'aww, you're welcome <3 Oh yes, there will be pictures for sure!}
23/52 Honestly, it's also more fun for us. Lake agrees that you have a gift for making anything you're involved with better. I wore my nice yoga pants today, and Lake only exercises in her undies. It'll be an amazing photo op.
24/52 Okay, I'll text you when we get there!
25/52 Chat soon!
Pause 12 hour pause
26/52 Hey, it's Lake.
(A) Prove it.
(B) Why are you texting me from Sawyer's phone? Where's your phone?
27/52 Hmm... How to prove something that, in all honesty, I'm not even really sure of myself? I don't have any pockets.
28/52 Even if you were standing here, in front of me. Even if I were to remove my clothes, and make myself completely vulnerable to you... Truth be told, it's a struggle of solidarity with all women. The lack of pockets.
29/52 Would that remove the gap between us? And if so, would we cease being different people? Sawyer keeps hers in her bra. And I just don't feel that strongly about my phone.
(A) Yeah, It's definitely you Lake.
(B) The Lake is deep.
30/52 I thought I could convince you. It's warm too, by the way. In case you ever want to take a dip.
31/52 Sawyer is getting changed.
32/52 She has different gym bags and special shoes for everything she does.
33/52 I may or may not have just walked here barefoot, in my underwear.
(A) You two contrast each other nicely.
(B) I prefer both approaches. Sawyer's way for the gym. Your way to my fridge.
34/52 I like to think so. Profound :P
35/52 Here. She's back.
36/52 Hey hey!
37/52 We are ready for goat yoga!
38/52 It's really too bad you're not here! We look A-mazing!
39/52 If you're nice to us, I'll send you a pic after class.
40/52 Ciao for now!
Pause 1 day pause
41/52 OMG!
(A) What happened? Did the goats attack? Are they stampeding?
(B) Yeah, that's usually my reaction whe I try to do yoga...
42/52 What? No! No goat attacks. But something WAY weirder! Huh? Oh, you're joking -_-
43/52 There was something CRAZY about the class!
44/52 The instructor WAS a goat!
45/52 Hold on,Lake is telling me he was a ram... Like a sheep?
46/52 Anyway - it was a whole thing! A talking goat!
47/52 Apparently it was magic?
(A) Sounds like it would make for an interesting plot in a video game.
(B) Yeah. After some of the people I've met recently, that sounds about right.
48/52 Yeah! I told Lake it would make a good anime, and she said it would make a good sculpture. Oh really? Wait, didn't WE just meet recently?
49/52 Shows you how our brains work differently. I'm going to pretend you mean that in a nice way :P
50/52 Anyway, we got a great pic for you.
51/52 Here I am failing to do a basic move, while Lake is being awesome at an advanced one.
52/52 [Sawyer photo 4]
1/19 What do you think?
(A) You gals are cute as heck.
(B) You two look amazing. I wish I could pull off yoga pants like that.
2/19 Yeah we are! :D Sorry, you want to pull off my yoga pants?
3/19 I mean, Lake especially. I don't know how, but she makes everything look graceful! Hahaha! I'm funny! Laugh with me!
4/19 We're just about to go to the next session. Apparently the next one is called "Team Forms".
5/19 Luckily I brought my Lake with me. She's a great teammate with great form.
6/19 Oh, Lake wants to say hi again!
7/19 Hi.
(A) Hey Lake.
(B) Lake - you look unreal in that picture. Beautiful.
8/19 I just want to clarify that picture. Thank you. It's easy to shine when your friends are making you laugh.
9/19 You can't tell but I'm actually laughing at a joke Sawyer told.
10/19 She's just laughing harder. Because she thinks she's hilarious.
11/19 Okay. Here's Sawyer.
12/19 Hey hey!
13/19 Alright, we're heading to the next session. Wish us luck!
(A) Good luck!
(B) More pictures.
14/19 Thanks! I think this next one is going to be extra fun! Yeah yeah yeah, you'll get your saucy pics :P
15/19 Back soon!
Pause 1 day pause
16/19 We're back!
17/19 We had an amazing session! It was basically an hour of trust exercises and sexy stretches.
18/19 We got a great picture!
19/19 [Sawyer photo 5]
1/48 I can't remember what this form was called, but we nailed it! The Goat was super impressed.
(A) Lake taking her Sawyer for a walk.
(B) Somehow that picture is both wholesome and also... Not.
2/48 Oh man, you're not kidding! One track mind -_-
3/48 No lie - Lake has PIPES! I mean, she could have walked home with me like that. She's soft but strong! Why do I have the feeling that, if you were here, you'd be making all kinds of comments.
4/48 Hey, so, we got a question for you...
5/48 Which one of us do you like better?
6/48 And if that's not a fair question, which one do you think is more attractive?
7/48 Consider your answer carefully ;)
(A) Oh no you don't. I'm not making a choice like that. That's an awful thing to ask.
(B) I can't tell you that. It'll hurt feelings.
8/48 That's why I asked it! Didn't you know that I'm awful? >:D Oh really? So you're saying you DO have a preference? >:D
9/48 See, here's the thing:
10/48 I think Lake is, like, a hundred times hotter than I am.
11/48 She's got the brain and the beauty.She's so confident in her body.
12/48 And let's just say she's got much nicer "assets" than I do.
13/48 But Lake thinks I've got a nicer butt, and my laugh is nicer.
14/48 So we can't agree.
15/48 You gotta break the tie.
(A) No way.
(B) You both make compelling arguments, but...
16/48 Aww, come on! It's just for fun! But nothing! You gotta have a preference!
17/48 Let's put it this way...
18/48 Lake and I are BFFs. We're besties for the resties.
19/48 And IF, say, you were to end up dating one of us...
20/48 (Or both of us, just saying...)
21/48 It wouldn't hurt our friendship in the slightest.
22/48 We love each other like crazy.
23/48 We're just wondering which one of us might have an edge ;)
24/48 You have pictures for consideration. So pick! Lake or Sawyer?
(A) I gotta give it to my girl Lake.
(B) Sawyer... It's you.
25/48 YES! I KNEW IT! NOOO!
26/48 And I agree, obviously. I mean, come on! I mean... Thank you. I'm actually blushing like an idiot.
27/48 I'm gloating at her right now. She's blushing. It's amazing. But that means that Lake wins! D:
28/48 This is like the best day ever! I hate when she's right. Because she's ALWAYS right!!
29/48 Thank you for your input. This concludes the survey.
30/48 We're going to hit the showers now. Thanks again for your honesty!
Pause 2 day pause
31/48 Hey, we're back.
32/48 Oh wow, am I sore. Lake is putting up a brave face, but I'm complaining with every stair they're making me take on the way out of here.
33/48 How are you?
(A) I still can't believe you made me choose one of you...
(B) Is it too late to say that I think you're both hot?
34/48 Oh, you're fine. If that's the hardest choice you make this week, you're having an amazing week. No! Not at all! Did you think that by picking one, you'd be putting the other one down?
35/48 Also, don't think by picking one of us, you were putting down the other. We told you - we were just wondering who had an edge. Silly goose! That's not how we work. I TOLD you we were just wondering which one of us had an edge.
36/48 We're both still hot as heck, right? <3
37/48 These are the sorts of conversations we'd be having if we were all hanging out in real life.
38/48 Remember? We wanted you to hang out with us? We LOVE asking embarrassing questions.
39/48 It's our thing. <3
(A) Well, maybe we can all hang out together someday.
(B) Your thing hurts me.
40/48 Oh wow, we would love that SO much :D Aww, muffin. I'll kiss it better <3
41/48 Anyway, since you were a good sport, Lake and I decided to include you in one more thing.
42/48 It's something that, if you were here, we'd love to have you join us. Hmm...
43/48 It's extra special...
(A) Sharing your fries?
(B) Crime? is it crime?
44/48 HA! Yeah right.That's not happening ever, I don't care how special you are XD HAHAHA! Gosh, your brain is just all kinds of hilarious XD
45/48 It's just something Lake and I do after a workout that we've been doing since we were kids.
46/48 We just don't normally take pictures ;)
47/48 So... Enjoy <3
48/48 [Sawyer photo 6]
/∞ Thanks for helping make our day extra fun.
/∞ Thinking of you. <3
/∞ Lake says 'bye' <3

Moist version[]

The NSFW conversation starts to diverge from the SFW conversation with your response to the first photo.

Progress Moist and Uncensored chat
1/52 Hey hey! It's Soy! How's it going? :D
2/52 You'll never guess what I'm doing today. Not in a million guesses!
3/52 (But I still want you to try. In case that wasn't clear.)
(A) Something really out of character, like... An all-you-can-eat buffet?
(B) Something super gimmicky, like... Goat Yoga?
4/52 Hahaha! You goof! Don't you dare doubt this girl's ability to crush carbs! XD Whoa! Holy crap! That's insane - how did you guess that?? :O
5/52 For your information, there's nothing wrong with buffets. I happen to be a big fan of unlimited sushi. Did Lake tell you already? Or am I just SUPER predictable? >.<
6/52 Anyway - I'm heading to this posh studio to do Goat Yoga with Lake. She's with me right now!
7/52 Hold on, I'll get her to say hi!
8/52 Hi.
9/52 That was her!
10/52 You can't tell, but she smiled and blew you a little kiss. The lil sweetie!
(A) Tell Lake 'Hi". And blow her a kiss back.
(B) And what, exactly, is "Goat Yoga?"
11/52 On it! Yoga with goats, obviously.
12/52 She smiled. Mission accomplished! :D I think they're supposed to walk on you? I dunno. Should be fun though.
13/52 Anyway, Lake and I are spending the day together and we were chatting about you.
14/52 Comparing notes, trading secrets, all that jazz.
15/52 We just thought you should know, so you can get super nervous and start spilling the beans...
(A) Uh oh... Look, there are valid explanations for everything...
(B) I don't spill beans, I grill beans... On a very little grill, I would guess.
16/52 Sure sure. We've all hear that one before... That WOULD take a small grill. And let's face it, the biggest grills are the best grills.
17/52 I'm kidding! Of course I'm kidding! And I think you're kidding too. LOL! Hold on, I lost my train of thought there. You're so good at distracting me >.<
18/52 No no, Lake and I just think you're cool. We kinda wish you went to the same University as us, because we'd both love to hang out with you.
19/52 We can both tell you're pretty special :)
20/52 Which is maybe not so impressive with me, because I'm easily impressed. But I promise Lake has high standards! Hahaha!
21/52 Anyway - consider this your surrogate "hanging out with friends" text conversation. Lake and I want to include you on our outing today.
(A) That's super sweet of you two. Thank you.
(B) I'm expecting pictures then. Otherwise I'm not getting the "yoga" experience.
22/52 D'aww, you're welcome <3 Oh yes, there will be pictures for sure!}
23/52 Honestly, it's also more fun for us. Lake agrees that you have a gift for making anything you're involved with better. I wore my nice yoga pants today, and Lake only exercises in her undies. It'll be an amazing photo op.
24/52 Okay, I'll text you when we get there!
25/52 Chat soon!
Pause 12 hour pause
26/52 Hey, it's Lake.
(A) Prove it.
(B) Why are you texting me from Sawyer's phone? Where's your phone?
27/52 Hmm... How to prove something that, in all honesty, I'm not even really sure of myself? I don't have any pockets.
28/52 Even if you were standing here, in front of me. Even if I were to remove my clothes, and make myself completely vulnerable to you... Truth be told, it's a struggle of solidarity with all women. The lack of pockets.
29/52 Would that remove the gap between us? And if so, would we cease being different people? Sawyer keeps hers in her bra. And I just don't feel that strongly about my phone.
(A) Yeah, It's definitely you Lake.
(B) The Lake is deep.
30/52 I thought I could convince you. It's warm too, by the way. In case you ever want to take a dip.
31/52 Sawyer is getting changed.
32/52 She has different gym bags and special shoes for everything she does.
33/52 I may or may not have just walked here barefoot, in my underwear.
(A) You two contrast each other nicely.
(B) I prefer both approaches. Sawyer's way for the gym. Your way to my fridge.
34/52 I like to think so. Profound :P
35/52 Here. She's back.
36/52 Hey hey!
37/52 We are ready for goat yoga!
38/52 It's really too bad you're not here! We look A-mazing!
39/52 If you're nice to us, I'll send you a pic after class.
40/52 Ciao for now!
Pause 1 day pause
41/52 OMG!
(A) What happened? Did the goats attack? Are they stampeding?
(B) Yeah, that's usually my reaction whe I try to do yoga...
42/52 What? No! No goat attacks. But something WAY weirder! Huh? Oh, you're joking -_-
43/52 There was something CRAZY about the class!
44/52 The instructor WAS a goat!
45/52 Hold on,Lake is telling me he was a ram... Like a sheep?
46/52 Anyway - it was a whole thing! A talking goat!
47/52 Apparently it was magic?
(A) Sounds like it would make for an interesting plot in a video game.
(B) Yeah. After some of the people I've met recently, that sounds about right.
48/52 Yeah! I told Lake it would make a good anime, and she said it would make a good sculpture. Oh really? Wait, didn't WE just meet recently?
49/52 Shows you how our brains work differently. I'm going to pretend you mean that in a nice way :P
50/52 Anyway, we got a great pic for you.
51/52 Here I am failing to do a basic move, while Lake is being awesome at an advanced one.
52/52 [NSFW photo]
1/19 What do you think?
(A) Good gawd, I wish I was there right now...
(B) Beautiful, sweaty, limber women. What's not to love?
2/19 I know! Then at least one other person wold be worse at this than I am! Weellll, let's just say you got the sweaty part right.
3/19 JK! :P I'm looking forward to hitting the showers.
4/19 We're just about to go to the next session. Apparently the next one is called "Team Forms".
5/19 Luckily I brought my Lake with me. She's a great teammate with great form.
6/19 Oh, Lake wants to say hi again!
7/19 Hi.
(A) Hey babe.
(B) Is the studio cold?
8/19 Hmm. Babe. No. My nipples get hard when I'm aroused
9/19 I like it, but only if I can call you it too. You asked.
10/19 Okay, talk later babe. Okay bye.
11/19 Okay. Here's Sawyer.
12/19 Hey hey!
13/19 Alright, we're heading to the next session. Wish us luck!
(A) Good luck!
(B) More pictures.
14/19 Thanks! I think this next one is going to be extra fun! Yeah yeah yeah, you'll get your saucy pics :P
15/19 Back soon!
Pause 1 day pause
16/19 We're back!
17/19 We had an amazing session! It was basically an hour of trust exercises and sexy stretches.
18/19 We got a great picture!
19/19 [NSFW photo]
1/48 I can't remember what this form was called, but we nailed it! The Goat was super impressed.
(A) Yeah, but... Dat ass. And dat ass.
(B) Somehow that picture is both wholesome and also... Not.
2/48 Hahaha! Is it weird that that's exactly what I thought you'd say? One track mind -_-
3/48 I mean, somehow we got a great picture of our butts and boobs and everything. It's art! I mean, I can't disagree. But it's kind of cheating. Every pic of Lake is super sexy.
4/48 Hey, so, we got a question for you...
5/48 Which one of us do you like better?
6/48 And if that's not a fair question, which one do you think is more attractive?
7/48 Consider your answer carefully ;)
(A) Oh no you don't. I'm not making a choice like that. That's an awful thing to ask.
(B) I can't tell you that. It'll hurt feelings.
8/48 That's why I asked it! Didn't you know that I'm awful? >:D Oh really? So you're saying you DO have a preference? >:D
9/48 See, here's the thing:
10/48 I think Lake is, like, a hundred times hotter than I am.
11/48 She's got the brain and the beauty.She's so confident in her body.
12/48 And her boobs are amazing. Like wow!
13/48 But Lake thinks I've got a nicer butt, and my laugh is nicer.
14/48 So we can't agree.
15/48 You gotta break the tie.
(A) No way.
(B) You both make compelling arguments, but...
16/48 Aww, come on! It's just for fun! But nothing! You gotta have a preference!
17/48 Let's put it this way...
18/48 Lake and I are BFFs. We're besties for the resties.
19/48 And IF, say, you were to end up dating one of us...
20/48 (Or both of us, just saying...)
21/48 It wouldn't hurt our friendship in the slightest.
22/48 We love each other like crazy.
23/48 We're just wondering which one of us might have an edge ;)
24/48 You have pictures for consideration. So pick! Lake or Sawyer?
(A) I gotta give it to my girl Lake.
(B) Sawyer... It's you.
25/48 YES! I KNEW IT! NOOO!
26/48 And I agree, obviously. I mean, come on! I mean... Thank you. I'm actually blushing like an idiot.
27/48 I'm gloating at her right now. She's blushing. It's amazing. But that means that Lake wins! D:
28/48 This is like the best day ever! I hate when she's right. Because she's ALWAYS right!!
29/48 Thank you for your input. This concludes the survey.
30/48 We're going to hit the showers now. Thanks again for your honesty!
Pause 2 day pause
31/48 Hey, we're back.
32/48 Oh wow, am I sore. Lake is putting up a brave face, but I'm complaining with every stair they're making me take on the way out of here.
33/48 How are you?
(A) I still can't believe you made me choose one of you...
(B) Is it too late to say that I think you're both hot?
34/48 Oh, you're fine. If that's the hardest choice you make this week, you're having an amazing week. No! Not at all! Did you think that by picking one, you'd be putting the other one down?
35/48 Also, don't think by picking one of us, you were putting down the other. We told you - we were just wondering who had an edge. Silly goose! That's not how we work. I TOLD you we were just wondering which one of us had an edge.
36/48 We're both still hot as heck, right? <3
37/48 These are the sorts of conversations we'd be having if we were all hanging out in real life.
38/48 Remember? We wanted you to hang out with us? We LOVE asking embarrassing questions.
39/48 It's our thing. <3
(A) Well, maybe we can all hang out together someday.
(B) Your thing hurts me.
40/48 Oh wow, we would love that SO much :D Aww, muffin. I'll kiss it better <3
41/48 Anyway, since you were a good sport, Lake and I decided to include you in one more thing.
42/48 It's something that, if you were here, we'd love to have you join us. Hmm...
43/48 It's extra special...
(A) Sharing your fries?
(B) Crime? is it crime?
44/48 HA! Yeah right.That's not happening ever, I don't care how special you are XD HAHAHA! Gosh, your brain is just all kinds of hilarious XD
45/48 It's just something Lake and I do after a workout that we've been doing since we were kids.
46/48 We just don't normally take pictures ;)
47/48 So... Enjoy <3
48/48 [NSFW Photo]
/∞ Thanks for helping make our day extra fun.
/∞ Thinking of you. <3
/∞ Lake says 'bye' <3

Dialogue List[]

First Meeting[]

  1. It's the day of the Really Big Game. The gym is buzzing with excitement. You're surprised by the number of celebrities in attendance. You put your all into the game, for Sawyer. But when you go to spike the ball...
  2. Nose (and dreams of a professional sports career)... CRUSHED!
  3. Your aim is... a little off. Sawyer's too dazed to keep playing. Knowing you may have cost her the only chance she'll get to become a professional volleyball star, you're not sure what to do next... Maybe start by getting her some ice?

Adversary[]

  • Owww! How'd you manage to spike the ball at your OWN teammate? The physics involved there were confusing and upsetting!

Sorry[]

  • Oh! That's oookay! It's not like you meant to spike the ball directly into my face. I just... Have a big face, I guess! It's fine.
  • Honestly, it was pretty epic. You were all like, "Volleyball? Meet face!" And I was like...haha, meet face. My face feels like meat. Can you make the lights be quiet?
  • You know the bandage wasn't meant to be a target... Hahaaa... (ow)
  • The doctor said I have to play percussion? Are we starting a band? Cool, I'll play the trample-on. Trampoline. Tambourine? What's a concussion? Oh... That makes sense.

Poke[]

  • EEK! Not the face, not the face!!!

Gift[]

  • Oh! Um... Thanks. Do you mind if I donate this? I'm sure there's someone in need who... Needs this?

Upgrade to Nuisance[]

  • Oh well, c'est la vie. Everything happens for a reason and all that. [...]
  • Yes, even broken noses. Even pain. Even... Oh no. I think I'm gonna-- Ah... ACHOO! AAHH!! Ow ow ow ow! Whyyyy!?

Nuisance[]

  • You didn't hurt yourself with that... Um... SUPRISINGLY overpowered spike, did you? Muscle strains are no joke. Make sure you hydrate and stretch it out.

Sorry[]

  • I think you might've straightened my nose from the last time I broke it. So... Thanks!
  • Honestly, it was pretty epic. You were all like, "Volleyball? Meet face!" And I was like...haha, meet face. My face feels like meat. Can you make the lights be quiet?
  • By the way, you have a REALLY impressive spike. Your aim just needs some work. And we can practice together! I just... might wear a football helmet. Because they're SUPER comfy, you know? Heh!
  • This is fine. It's not like my entire dream career path was riding on this game. I have options! So many options!!!
  • Well, like my dad always says, at least I'll have my dental hygenist training to fall back on... Good ol' reliable dental hygiene. Scrubs are kind of like sportswear, right?

Poke[]

  • Oh! Well, I appreciate the effort, but my sore muscles need a LOT more deep pressure than that. It's not called "deep tissue" for nothing.

Gift[]

  • Hey, that's pretty neat. But you really didn't have to get me anything! Now I feel bad...

Upgrade to Frenemy[]

  • Look, it really wasn't your fault. I mean... It was KINDA your fault, but I don't blame you. Well... I DO kind of blame you, but it's fine. We're square, okay? [...]
  • Just... Don't be offended if I'm a little flinch-y around you for a while. You know, like, DE-FENSE!

Frenemy[]

  • First you crash your bike into Cassie. Then you wreck Iro's motorcycle. Now you spike me in the face with my own volleyball? Yeesh, you might wanna hire some PR before your "accident proneness" REALLY gets out of hand.

Sorry[]

  • Do you know how hard it is to find a good sports bra for swole bosoms? Come ON, bra-making-people! I know you have it in you!
  • I gotta warn you, my flirt game is not always the best and brightest. One time I went to wink at this cutie, and my eyelash got jammed or something? Anyway, I made a face that scared them away. So please... Don't do that.
  • Omigosh! Our volleyball incident has, like, a MILLION views on "Fail Squad"! A bunch of people donated to our fundraiser! Eeee!! Wow, I never thought I'd be so stoked about being ridicualed!
  • I don't mind riding solo sometimes. Or should I say... Riding Soylo? Haha, see? Wordplay! I'm funny! Come on, laugh...
  • For the record, I'm kinda over that whole "volleyball lesson" fantasy I told you about. Like, don't even go there, hahaha. Kidding! (But not really)
  • Hmm? Oh yeah, I'm still doing the photography thing, for sure! As you could probably guess, it's mostly landscapes and food. Why? Are you hoping for another 'interesting' photo of yours truly?
  • If I ruled the world, jeans would be illegal! Or at least... Frowned upon. I just want people to understand the gloriousness of leggings!

Gift[]

  • Hey, that's pretty neat. But you really didn't need to get me anything! Now I feel bad...

Poke[]

  • Oh! Well, I appreciate the effort, but my sore muscles need a LOT more deep pressure than that. It's not called "deep tissue" for nothing.

Upgrade to Acquaintance[]

  • There's an impromptu yoga class happening at the library! You in? I feel like I want more yoga going on here, with us... [...]
  • It might have something to do with the sexy stretches and interesting shapes we make. I just need to grab my yoga tote and my grippy socks!

Acquaintance[]

  • My toaster caught fire this morning. I'm so bad at this whole "living on your own" thing, I can't even make toast. Aaargh! I'm gonna go call my mom.

Talk[]

  • Do you know how hard it is to find a good sports bra for swole bosoms? Come ON, bra-making-people! I know you have it in you!
  • I gotta warn you, my flirt game is not always the best and brightest. One time I went to wink at this cutie, and my eyelash got jammed or something? Anyway, I made a face that scared them away. So please... Don't do that.
  • Omigosh! Our volleyball incident has, like, a MILLION views on "Fail Squad"! A bunch of people donated to our fundraiser! Eeee!! Wow, I never thought I'd be so stoked about being ridicualed!
  • I don't mind riding solo sometimes. Or should I say... Riding Soylo? Haha, see? Wordplay! I'm funny! Come on, laugh...
  • For the record, I'm kinda over that whole "volleyball lesson" fantasy I told you about. Like, don't even go there, hahaha. Kidding! (But not really)
  • Hmm? Oh yeah, I'm still doing the photography thing, for sure! As you could probably guess, it's mostly landscapes and food. Why? Are you hoping for another 'interesting' photo of yours truly?
  • If I ruled the world, jeans would be illegal! Or at least... Frowned upon. I just want people to understand the gloriousness of leggings!

Poke[]

  • Oh! Well, I appreciate the effort, but my sore muscles need a LOT more deep pressure than that. It's not called "deep tissue" for nothing.

Gift[]

  • Hey, that's pretty neat. But you really didn't need to get me anything! Now I feel bad...

Upgrade to Friendzoned[]

  • Let's be honest... You're not the best player in the league, but you are the one I'm happiest to see out on the court. [...]
  • That sounded really cheesy. And now I'm awkward. Blushing. Look away!

Friendzoned[]

  • Okay, serious question. This is a big deal to me, and I want you to be honest. What's the most pancakes you've eaten in a single sitting? I won't judge. I just need to know.

Talk[]

  • If it's paper and you know it - in the bin! If it's cardboard and you know it - in the bin! If a bottle's made of plastic it would really be fantastic - huh? Was I singing again? Oh gosh, why do I do this to myself...
  • Were you talking to Peanut earlier? I think she's got SUCH a cute style. Sometimes, I wish I could rock an outfit like that! I bet that girl has no idea how cute she really is.
  • I know I'm not the most... Glamorous or sophisticated or whatever, but I think I still have a lot to offer! Like... a sense of adventure? And free teeth cleanings! Sexy, right?
  • I like kissing. Kissing's my favorite. I just thought you might want to know that. For some reason.
  • So many sports, not enough time! If I could take up one more, though, it would be polo. And I'd want a purple horse. For the matching ponytails! Heehee.
  • So there's this new bungee-assisted cardio class I wanna try, and Lake's available, so... You wanna be my workout buddy for the day? We could even send HER some pics this time, if you want. Heehee.
  • I found my old diary! I thought it would be filled with hilarious tween angst, but it turns out I was quite the optimistic twelve-year-old. I even wrote notes to my future self, like, "JUST DO IT!" Haha! Will do, Little Soy.

Poke[]

  • Haha! I'm glad you're so comfortable with me. I get pretty cuddly with my friends too.

Gift[]

  • Aww, this is so nice! What's the occasion? I mean... You didn't just get this for me just because... Oh wow. That's really kind of you!

Upgrade to Awkward Besties[]

  • You're like a magnet for the bizarre. I mean, sharply dressed bears, text messages from beyond the grave, that girl who thinks she's a cat... Don't you find it all a bit unsettling? [...]
  • Well, whenever you find yourself wanting something a little more "down-to-earth"... You know where to find me!

Awkward Besties[]

  • Um... Someone told me leggings don't count as pants? But leggings are life! If leggings aren't pants, then I'd rather be pantsless. Aaand now you're picturing me pantsless... Haha, whoops!

Flirt[]

  • I could use a long soak in a hot bath. With bubbles. And a little rubber ducky! ...I can't believe that just came out of my mouth. Anyway, want to join? You, me, and the duck makes three?
  • Lately I've been daydreaming a lot about backpacking through Europe. All I need is a good pair of hiking boots, and... Europe, I guess. Oh! And for you to come with me! What do you say, wanna "Bon Voyage" together?
  • So... I know I came across as super confident when we were texting. But it's easy, you know, before your feelings get super real, and you start thinking about them and... it appears I have wandered into a scary conversation here. Change of topic! Why do bewbs look so nice in slow motion

Poke[]

  • Oh ho ho! You wanna go? There's no WAY you'll ever out-sport me. Lets wrestle!
  • Haha! I'm glad you're comfortable with me. I get pretty cuddly with my friends too.

Gift[]

  • Aww, this is so nice! What's the occasion? I mean... You didn't just get this for me just because... Oh wow. That's really kind of you!

Upgrade to Crush[]

  • You're really special to me. Special enough that... I might be okay with sharing an order of french fries with you someday. [...]
  • But if we find a random curly fry mixed in there, it's MINE!!

Crush[]

  • Okay, so... I've been practicing doing my makeup, but I'm still kind of self-conscious about it. If you see me all "done up" later, can you just... Promise not to call me a party clown, or whatever? My ego breaks easier than my nose.

Flirt[]

  • Hey.. Meet me at my dorm room later. And bring those knee-pads. Wink, wink.
  • I've always wanted to do that romantic "horse-back riding on the beach at dusk" thing. What do you think? Yea... or neigh?
  • You know, I'm an expert when it comes to oral... Or I will be, when I finish my dental science program. Ba dum tish! But yeah, I was actually trying to flirt just now... Whoops.
  • Thanks for supporting me in everything I do. On that note, I need someone to practice my periodontal debridement techniques on. C'mon, lemme scrape your teeth.
  • You make me want to write your name in hearts all over my notes. Like, I'm aware of how lame that sounds, and I'm still super excited to make it happen. Love is weird.

Poke[]

  • Oh ho ho! You wanna go? There's no WAY you'll ever out-sport me. Lets wrestle!
  • Haha! I'm glad you're comfortable with me. I get pretty cuddly with my friends too.

Gift[]

  • Look at you, scoring all the brownie points! Gift-giving is definitely your sport! Goooooal!

Upgrade to Sweetheart[]

  • I'm officially upgrading you from "random fantasy phone fling" to "actual real-life person I wanna smooch". That's okay with you, right? It comes with a little trophy and everything! [...]
  • Haha, I thought it would be! Okay, why are you just standing there? It's time for your victory lap - so smooch me!

Sweetheart[]

  • Hi! Wanna help me stretch? Of course you do! It involves strangely intimate touching. Now stick your feet between my legs, and let's do this!

Flirt[]

  • I've always wanted to do that romantic "horse-back riding on the beach at dusk" thing. What do you think? Yea... or neigh?
  • Did you know you can get biodegradable floss now? It's great for the environment AND the health of your mouth! And you know what healthy mouths are great for? Kissing! Awkward segue to making out - complete!
  • You make me want to write your name in hearts all over my notes. Like, I'm aware of how lame that sounds, and I'm still super excited to make it happen. Love is weird.
  • I love you. I would like to be your little Soybean forever.
  • Thanks for supporting me in everything I do. On that note, I need someone to practice my periodontal debridement techniques on. C'mon, lemme scrape your teeth.
  • Remember when I told you that thing about my toes? Well, it's about time you knew... Writing cursive isn't the only thing I can do with them. Not. Even. Close.
  • I honestly don't think I've felt this way before. My heart is racing. I'm just excited to be with you!

Poke[]

  • Oh ho ho! You wanna go? There's no WAY you'll ever out-sport me. Let's wrestle!

Gift[]

  • This is SOY perfect! Haha. Get it? Of course you do. You smartie pants.

Upgrade to Girlfriend[]

  • You make me feel like... Me. Only stronger, safer, and more sure of myself. [...]
  • You're like a knee brace for my heart.

Girlfriend[]

  • Watcha thinking about? Maybe... Chilling with a special someone in the not-"Soy"-distant-future? Oh come on, don't even pretend that wasn't adorable!

Flirt[]

  • Remember when I told you that thing about my toes? Well, it's about time you knew... Writing cursive isn't the only thing I can do with them. Not. Even. Close.
  • I honestly don't think I've felt this way before. My heart is racing. I'm just excited to be with you!
  • Did you know you can get biodegradable floss now? It's great for the environment AND the health of your mouth! And you know what healthy mouths are great for? Kissing! Awkward segue to making out - complete!
  • I love you. I would like to be your little Soybean forever.

Poke[]

  • What's this, volley-boob? I mean... I'm into it. Check your finger positioning. Ensure simultaneous contact. Absorb the weight, then send it back up... Nice. Perfect volley.

Gift[]

  • This is SOY perfect! Haha. Get it? Of course you do. You smartie pants.

Upgrade to Lover[]

  • I'm so glad you answered my random text that day. And agreed to join a sports team you'd never heard of. I'm even glad my phone decided to send that very revealing pic by mistake... Otherwise, we wouldn't be where we are now! [...]
  • Honestly, they should put our faces next to "serendipity" in the dictionary. I don't think they'd actually DO that, but wouldn't it be cool?

Lover[]

  • Hello, my buff, beautiful, brainy, BFF-ing...Buddy? Huh. I'm BAD at alliteration.
  • Lake says you're a real catch. And I don't argue with Lake. It takes hours, and I don't understand half of what she's saying.
  • Hey cutie. Wanna take me out for a smoothie?
  • (Naked) These new "olympic uniforms are a tad revealing, aren't they? Just kidding! I'm naked!"
  • (Naked) You're buff. I'm IN the buff. It's like, meant to be... Sorry. Poetry and I have a cold, distant relationship...
  • (Naked) Are you a stir fry? 'Cuz I wanna be the Soy sauce ALL over you! Hmm... The word 'sauce' in this context is a bit... Alarming, now that I think about it.

Seduce[]

  • I've been playing team sports my whole life, and I just want to say... You and me? This is the best team I've ever been on.
  • I just can't resist a set of really nice teeth. Err, a nice smile, I mean. I just can't resist a really nice smile.
  • I knew there was a spark between us when we started texting, but now that you're here, in the flesh, I feel like... We're SOOO sparkly! So much sparklier than I imagined!
  • Would you be interested in... Meeting my family? My parents host dinner every week, and it's no big deal to just, y'know, add an extra chair. No pressure. You don't even have to answer right now! Just... Let me know. Whenever. It's cool!
  • I hate studying. My brain feels like oatmeal. And not the yummy apple-cinnamon kind. We're talking plain, runny, day-old oatmeal that's already been microwaved twice. Please help. Make the books be nice to me.
  • One of these days, we should go for a dinner somewhere really nice. I need an excuse to put on something prettier than a jersey. And then, afterwards, I'll need an excuse to take it off...
  • I don't sweat--I glisten. Haha, can you believe people really say stuff like that? *Snort*
  • (Naked) I have a secret life goal. I want to play in a nude beach volleyball game! I'd pretend to be all reluctant at first, but then... Oh noo! I'm naaakeeed! So, you gotta help me make this happen!
  • (Naked) Enough chit-chat! Let's get physical. That's right, let me hear your body talk.
  • (Naked) Welcome to my informal demonstration of: "How to Avoid Tan Lines at the Beach!" Remember, always triple check that you are at the right kind of beach.
  • (Naked) What's your all-time favorite physical activity? Hint: there are only two acceptable answers, and one of them is volleyball! Heehee!
  • (Naked) Mmm. Feels so good to strip after a sweaty workout. Hey... You wanna, maybe, hit the showers with me?
  • (Naked) Smile--I'm naked! And, I mean... That's worth smiling about, I think. I know that it's making ME blush, sooooo...
  • (Naked) I might be willing to revisit that volleyball roleplay now...
  • (Naked) I'll be your Soy-toy, if you wanna play with me...

Poke[]

  • HAHAAHA! Yes - hello! Yes! I'm paying attention to you!
  • Teehee! I love how affectionate you are, you goose! It's like... You can't get enough of me, or something...
  • What's this, volley-boob? I mean... I'm into it. Check your finger positioning. Ensure simultaneous contact. Absorb the weight, then send it back up... Nice. Perfect volley.
  • Mmmm. You have nice hands. Really nice hands. Like... On the court, but also off the court. And by "off the court", I mean, like, you know... The smexy stuff. Why am I blushing so much?!
  • Hahaha! You'd better start sleeping with one eye open, because I'm about ready to launch a revenge tickle attack!
  • (Naked) Hahaha! Hey, your fingers are making promises, and I'm gonna hold you to them. Or hold them to me. Or however this works. Hahaha!
  • (Naked) Go right ahead and do that again... Heeheehee! There's no penalty for double contact in the bedroom. In fact, I'm almost positive it'll help you 'score'!
  • (Naked) Oooo, yeah. Bump, volley, and spike me, baby! Bahahaha! My "pillow talk" probably has a bit more team spirit than you're used to...
  • (Naked) Gosh! Twenty seconds of naked tickling is making my heart race like twenty minutes of interval training. Foreplay is amazing!

Gift[]

  • Ooooo. Did Lake tell you to get this for me? It's SO perfect. I love that my two favorite people are in cahoots!
  • Yes! You killed it! Thank you Thank you Thank youuuu!
  • Holy smokes! I never could have guessed you'd get me this, not in a million guesses!
  • [School Uniform] Is this some kind of sexy scholarship program? I'm game. Anything to make studying less of a chore. So... Should I see you after class?
  • [Bathing Suit] All right! Let's go roll around in the sand! Just let me grab my beach tote and my water wings.
  • [Diamond Ring] Eeeee!!! Look at my tiny hat!!!!
  • [Lingerie] Purple is my favorite color. I'm willing to bet it's topping your list of faves at the moment, too.
  • [Birthday Suit] Look familiar? Would it help if I, say... Jumped into a steamy shower?
  • [Holiday Outfit] I should totally wear this to next year's holiday charity drive! What a way to get those donation numbers up, am I right?
Sex Scene
  1. Soy strips with enthusiasm, then launches herself at you for a makeout session. She can't wait. She falls back, massaging and squeezing her breasts. She's so into it she almost seems not to need you. That is, until she reaches out and grabs you with her toes...
  2. Afterward she gazes up at you, breathless and glistening. "That... Was... Awesome. Was I loud? I feel like I was loud. Whoooo... I need some electrolytes." She thinks for a moment, then flashes you a smile. "Let's grab some blueberry Electro-Ade and go again! Only this time... We'll race! Last one to finish owes an order of fries!"

Date[]

  • [Moonlight Stroll] Brr! It's so chilly after dark. Thanks for letting me borrow your sweater. And, just so you know, I probably won't be giving it back. This is not something I'm willing to do.
  • [Beach] The only thing better than volleyball... Is BEACH volleyball! ...I don't have an obsession, what chu talking about?
  • [Sightseeing] Look at this leaf!! It's so big and perfect! I'm gonna keep it. Oo, I'll press it in the pages of my biggest dental textbook--that way, I'll be reminded of this date whenever I'm studying.
  • [Movie Theater] Cool flick! But my legs are a little crampy from sitting for so long. Come on, let's go for a power walk and talk about all the plot holes and continuity errors!

Dialogue about Ayeka[]

  • Hmm... I was just looking through some of my selfies and... Does it look like there's some kind of shadowy figure behind me in this one? I never noticed anything when I took it. Weird.
  • You know, I think that Ayeka girl could probably use a friend. I'm gonna invite her to a yoga class with me and Lake! I'm sure they'll get along great - I'm an excellent judge of character!
  • Every time I see Ayeka, she looks really sad and upset... I wonder what's bothering her? Oh, also, I saw her stab a volleyball. Talk about competitive spirit!
  • Did you hear? Some rando tried to break into the dorms last night, and they had a KNIFE on them! Campus security took care of it, but I went shopping anyway for a can of "Ms. Spicy's Safeguard Spray"!
  • So at school we do these practical exams with volunteers, right? Anyway, today I was flossing this girl and she BIT me! Like actually bit me! I had to fill out an incident report and everything. Some people don't deserve nice teeth.
  • Somebody swapped out my volleyball for a non- regulation knock-off. Seriously, did they think I wouldn't notice? And the stupid thing is ticking for some reason. I'm just gonna toss it out...

Requirement Table[]

Relationship Level Requirement 1 Requirement 2 Requirement 3 Requirement 4 Rewards
Adversary 1,111,111 Affection 1,895 Rose 189 Book 40 Funny
Nuisance 10,000,000 Affection 88 Flowers 45 Funny 43 Buff
Frenemy 150,000,000 Affection 1,964 Drink 11 Shoes 50 Lucky
Acquaintance 3,000,000,000 Affection 25 Cute Puppy 25 Designer Bag 55 Motivation
Friendzone 75,000,000,000 Affection 123,456 Flowers 189 New Car 60 Funny
Awkward Besties 2,250,000,000,000 Affection 6,000,000 Flowers 25 Moonlight Stroll Magic Candles
Crush 78,750,000,000,000 affection 45 Magic Candles 54 Beach Hall of Famer (Sport)
Sweetheart 3,150,000,000,000,000 Affection 6 Bewitched Jam 56 Sightseeing 65 Lucky
Girlfriend 141,750,000,000,000,000 Affection 5 Mystic Slippers 110 Movie Theater 68 Funny
Lover You Did it


Trivia[]

  • In her bundle her height is listed as 5'5"

Galleries[]

Phone Fling Gallery[]

Memory Album Gallery[]

Sprites[]

Sprites - School Uniform[]

Sprites - Bathing Suit[]

Sprites - Diamond Ring[]

Sprites - Holiday Outfit[]

Sprites - Dates[]

Extra[]

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