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Seth is a devil that is unlocked in the phone update. He is unlocked when reach Frenemy level with Stirling. Seth contacts you after a snake has literally gone to Hell and back for the sake of his lover, leaving your phone number there with a demon in the process.

Seth was chosen as the winner of Vote-a-Fling Season 3 and is the third Phone Fling guy to be turned into a fully Date-able guy. To unlock him as a full guy, you have to complete all of his conversations with you and get 14 stamps on LTE event or purchasing the Seth Bundle. He is the seventeenth guy in the game's main tab, but he is not part of the main story and you do not need to unlock any other guys to obtain him.

Personality[]

Seth is a demon. A hot, charming demon. He enjoys playing with fire, collecting souls, and tricking people with riddles. Lately, though, he's bored, and searching for new ways of entertaining himself.

Trivia[]

  • The "humanoid rice cooker" Seth mentions is Odango.
  • "Big red dog" is a reference to Clifford, a giant dog from a children's TV show.
  • The "utopian neighborhood" Seth mentions is a reference to the show The Good Place.
  • The "fabulous spider-demon" Seth is reminded of is a reference to Angel Dust, a character from the animated series Hazbin Hotel.
  • When Seth mentions that he is "one hell of a butler", this is a reference to the anime Black Butler.

Messages[]

Note that pauses under 5 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

SFW Version[]

A bored demon wants to play games with the strangest human he has encountered – you.

Progress SFW chat
1/40 You there.
2/40 Humor me for a moment.
3/40 There was a snake who wanted to prove his love.
4/40 So he climbed the highest mountain...
5/40 Swam the deepest ocean...
6/40 Travelled to Hell and back to make a deal with you-know-who...
7/40 But what did his lover say to the snake when he returned?
(A) Dude, where were you? We were supposed to go on a date like five weeks ago!
(B) I love you, snake boy! Smooches! Gushy stuff like that.
8/40 So you noticed he actually left in the first place. Ew.
9/40 Very attentive. Very clever. I'm not a fan of the gushy stuff. And I don't reward bad behavior.
10/40 I figured our mutually acquainted snake would have... lackluster taste in company. But I'm actually impressed.
11/40 Shall we proceed to introductions? Yes let's.
12/40 You can call me Seth. And you can call me interested as well, dear human.
(A) Human? I take it you're another hot-as-heck vampire?
(B) Well, I'm glad you're interested. That's something.
13/40 Please. Hot vampires were so ten years ago. Indeed. You'll find my attention is much more savory than my wrath, or my contempt.
14/40 These days, it's all political dramas. Assassins that want to kill you, before falling for you. Those more commonly accompany screams of 'Have mercy!' and "Save me!"
15/40 In fairness, I'm not an assassin either. But you could say I have "devilish" good looks. Mercy you will not find here. For now, only attention.
16/40 Since you're here... I would like to play a game with you.
17/40 If you're up for a bit of a challenge, of course.
(A) What kind of game? Idle clicker? Date Sim?
(B) Oh! I like games! Especially if there's a prize at the end of it.
18/40 Do my ears detect the succulent wit of dramatic irony? Oh, trust me. There will be plenty of prizes for me when I win our little game.
19/40 I shall allow that comment to pass. The fourth wall is cracked, but holding. Maybe for you too. Depends on if you can keep up, dear human.
20/40 The truth is, I suffer for novelty. Things do not change much where I am.
21/40 Nine circles to choose from, and I'd rather pick a square.
22/40 So... Help me sate my boredom. Like a proper friend.
23/40 Answer my riddles correctly, and I'll give you a special reward.
24/40 Of course, if you guess wrong, there will be delicious consequences...
(A) Haha What? You're going to take my soul or something? :)
(B) The "...'s" give me a sense that there's some sort of impending peril that'll follow.
25/40 Yes, actually. That's exactly what I'm going to do. What's life without a little bit of danger?
26/40 What you lack in theatricality, you make up for in accuracy. Bravo. Famous last words for many. Let's hope that they won't be yours.
27/40 Let's begin, shall we?
28/40 You speak of me, but hope to never mean it.
29/40 You fear my hand, though none have seen it.
30/40 The only thing about me that people like is the food.
31/40 What am I?
(A) Wait, are you literally, like a demon or something?
(B) A demon guy who texted me after he got my number from Stirling. That's what I've gathered from our convo.
32/40 Is it really that shocking that of all the people you could be texting, you're texting a demon? Some demon guy? I'm not just any demon guy!
33/40 Despite the many aberrations I encounter down here, your life is by far the strangest I've encountered. But I suppose that's close enough. I would hate to be known as a stickler in such things.
34/40 In any case, Congratulations! You've managed to answer my first question correctly.
35/40 As for your prize...
Pause 1 hour pause
36/40 You like getting pictures, right?
(A) Well... I can't say that my phone ISN'T loaded with pics of hawt guys...
(B) That depends... What kind of pictures are we talking about? >.>
37/40 Oh, I believe you. Humans have all sorts of fun things on their phones. For now, just a little gift to charm you into playing more with me.
38/40 Like this one that I took from one of the souls down here? All cat memes. The more questions you answer correctly, the more I'll add to your little collection.
39/40 For now... Here is my prize for you.
40/40 [Seth Photo 1]
1/35 It is I -- Seth.
2/35 Demon of the Abyss. The Avatar of Woe. Hell's Hottest Boy nine hundred years running.
3/35 Let's keep the fun going, shall we?
(A) ...Okay, yeah. After seeing that picture, I'll keep playing.
(B) Nice! Kept my soul, made it to round two!
4/35 Not even going to ask what the prize is for playing my dark game? Oh, don't be relaxing just yet.
5/35 I would pray this is merely reckless zeal... Were I ever to pray. I intend to win still. The house always wins.
6/35 There is no quality in humans I appreciate as much as their wit.
7/35 In fact, I find you so amusing that I've decided...
8/35 I do indeed want you. And your soul.
9/35 So I shall endeavor to make you lose.
10/35 Torment you. Enjoy you. Then have you work for me.
11/35 Paying you only with exposure.
(A) GASP! Okay, I don't care if you're hot. NOT TODAY, SATAN!
(B) Nice, but that's going to be a no from me, dawg.
12/35 Feisty sarcasm is a strange strategy. But I like it. Look... I'll level with you. You can't really say no to Me.
13/35 Keep it up and you may just avoid such a fate. It opens up all sorts of sticky superstitions. I don't recommend that strategy at all.
Pause 1 day pause
14/35 Alright. Ready for round two?
15/35 Be warned - these questions will only get more challenging as we go.
16/35 What can be lost, but not returned?
(A) Is the answer... Life?
(B) That copy of your favorite game you loaned a friend before they 'lost' it and moved away.
17/35 Yes it is. Especially since life is so fragile. Hmm... Not the answer I was seeking, but I must admit to its accuracy. Based on personal experience.
18/35 Because once life is taken, it becomes mine. And I'm very greedy, you see. You'll be pleased to hear there's a special place down here for all the Patricia's who do that.
19/35 Congratulations! You've successfully survived another one of my questions.
20/35 And here I thought this would be an easy game to win...
21/35 You're continuing to impress me with each answer, so I'll give you an even better reward.
22/35 Another picture as a gift...
23/35 But you get to pick one thing that you'd want me to take a picture with.
24/35 Choose wisely and make it count~
(A) Hm... How hot is it down there? Think you can find something cold? And just as tasty as you? ;D
(B) What's cold and creamy, found in a freezer, and comes in many flavors?
25/35 Even with the threat of having your soul taken, you're still flirting with me? Hm... Giving me a riddle in return?
26/35 You're an amusing human. With an odd request. Not exactly the riddle of the Sphinx, but I'll play along.
27/35 Something cold... That you can eat...
28/35 ...Like ice cream?
29/35 ...IN THE UNDERWORLD?
30/35 And here I thought I was the one playing mind games..
31/35 But a deal is a deal... Let me see what I can do for you, dear human.
Pause 2 day pause
32/35 Alright. I shall deserve major kudos when I share my success.
33/35 For I have done what no philosopher could do. I have defied a snowball's chance in hell...
34/35 And made a popsicle.
35/35 [Seth Photo 2]
1/37 As you bid me.
(A) Huh... You actually MADE some ice cream. I love a man who's dedicated~
(B) Did you really make that? Out of what??
2/37 What? Like I said before, a deal's a deal. Well. Souls.
3/37 I might be a demon, but even I know when not to lie. The only thing I know how to cook are souls, and pineapple pizza.
4/37 A truth that's told in bad intent, beats all the lies you can invent. Which is a dish native to Hell, obviously.
5/37 You know I'm growing quite fond of you.
6/37 I haven't had this much fun playing a riddle game since that one time I met Galileo.
7/37 But let's say we go all or nothing in this last round.
8/37 If I win, I get your soul.
9/37 But, I also want your phone.
(A) But my whole life is on my phone...!
(B) That's a weird thing to want... What are you planning?
10/37 Ah... The idea of holding someone's life in my hands. Oh, nothing too exciting. Maybe just looking to upgrade.
11/37 But when I win, I'll get to have both of your lives in my hands. And then some... Or maybe I've got something more nefarious up my sleeves. I'm rather tricky, like that.
12/37 Because if I win, I'm not only going to take your soul as a prize.
13/37 But I'm also going to take the souls of all the boys you've texted.
14/37 You'll basically be doing my soul farming for me~
(A) No! You might be a sexy silver-haired demon that I want badly, but I can't let you do that!
(B) That's eviiiiiiiil... And kind of hot with how evil that is.
15/37 You can't, hm? Evil and exciting. I'm excited for a change in the people I see wandering down here.
16/37 Well, you better fight like Hell to keep that from happening. There's nothing more delicious in Hell than the Undeserving.
17/37 But I'm not forgetting about your prize either.
18/37 If you win, I'll send you a picture that will spur your fantasies.
19/37 Something that I personally find fun, but something you'll enjoy marvelling at.
20/37 But also, I'll let you keep me in your contacts, in case you ever want the company of the Underworld.
21/37 What do you say? Are you willing to go all in?
(A) I don't think I have a choice. I have to protect all my best boys!
(B) Alright, fine. Count me in, you evil sexy demon!
22/37 Of course. Do it for them! And this is why I find you so fascinating. Never backing down from a challenge.
23/37 Defend them like your life depends on it! Which it does. I'm excited for your impending loss.
24/37 I can be blind. I can be tough.
25/37 You cannot buy me, but I can be stolen with a single glance.
26/37 It is harder to give this to yourself...
27/37 But easier to give to others.
28/37 What am I?
(A) Well, I'd LOVE to give you a straightforward answer, but that'd be too easy. ;)
(B) What is... Love?
29/37 Hmph... I knew I should have gone for something more challenging. What is LOVE is correct.
30/37 But I couldn't resist. Imagine damning you with a love riddle. The temptation was palpable. And, I shall add, for the sake of consistency... Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.
31/37 It seems as though you've bested me.
32/37 A shame. I was REALLY looking forward to having you as my own.
33/37 But a deal is a deal. I owe you your prize...
34/37 I'll just be a moment, so don't wander too far~
Pause 3 day pause
35/37 I've returned.
36/37 And to you, I submit - a vision of sin and lust. Of dark and sticky delights.
37/37 [Seth Photo 3]
1/∞ Enjoy.
2/∞ And who knows?
3/∞ When you come down here, we'll try playing all sorts of new games.
4/∞ On my throne, in one of the nine circles.
5/∞ Maybe in my bedroom too...
(A) Wait! I like fun games!
(B) You're 'hot as hell'.
6/∞ Of course. Who doesn't like a fun game? The little victories for you.
7/∞ I can think of a few fun ones we can play sometime. But I'm alright with losing to you during a riddle game.
8/∞ When your soul is MINE, eventually. It's a lot less embarrassing than that time I lost to someone during a fiddle-playing competition...
9/∞ I suppose I can deal with having you in my contacts for now.
10/∞ I'm an immortal being. I can wait for you to show-up down here, so I can make you and your soul mine.
11/∞ Until then, I am yours~
12/∞ It's been a pleasure playing with you.
13/∞ And next time we play a game, I'll be sure to win that precious soul of yours.
(A) Sounds great! I can't wait to win more 'devilish' pictures from you.
(B) And next time, I'll make you do more than just hunt down ice cream~
14/∞ Well, well~ Don't you know that hubris is a sin? You? Making threats to torment me with other ridiculous tasks?
15/∞ That kind of pride and confidence just makes me want you and your soul even more. I always did find it attractive when someone thinks they can intimidate me.
16/∞ Thank you for humoring me. I shall yearn deeply for you.
17/∞ Kindest regards.

Uncut Version[]

The NSFW track diverges from the SFW track with your first reply. All three pictures are different between versions

Progress "Uncut" chat
1/40 You there.
2/40 Humor me for a moment.
3/40 There was a snake who wanted to prove his love.
4/40 So he climbed the highest mountain...
5/40 Swam the deepest ocean...
6/40 Travelled to Hell and back to make a deal with you-know-who...
7/40 But what did his lover say to the snake when he returned?
(A) Why would they need to say anything? Actions speak louder than words.
(B) Four words: My body is ready!
8/40 Not even waiting a moment before jumping their bones, huh? Your body is ready for the snake?
9/40 A bit carnal, but I like the way you think. That euphemism is a bit pedestrian, but I’ll give you points for irreverence.
10/40 I figured our mutually acquainted snake would have... lackluster taste in company. But I'm actually impressed.
11/40 Shall we proceed to introductions? Yes let's.
12/40 You can call me Seth. And you can call me interested as well, dear human.
(A) Human? I take it you're another hot-as-heck vampire?
(B) Well, I'm glad you're interested. That's something.
13/40 Please. Hot vampires were so ten years ago. Indeed. You’ll find my attention is much more savory than my wrath, or my contempt.
14/40 These days, it's all political dramas. Assassins that wnat to kill you, before falling for you. Those more commonly accompany screams of ‘Have mercy!’ and “Save me!”
15/40 In fairness, I'm not an assassin either. But you could say I have "devilish" good looks. Mercy you will not find here. For now, only attention.
16/40 Since you're here... I would like to play a game with you.
17/40 If you're up for a bit of a challenge, of course.
(A) All my training playing Naked Twister is about to pay off...
(B) A sexy game, huh? Does it involve fuzzy dice and chocolate perhaps?
18/40 Hard to play Naked Twister over the phone. But your enthusiasm is enticing. I’m afraid I lack for ‘fuzzy’ things where I am.
19/40 Maybe if I see you down here someday, you and I can play together... Chocolate though, I have in spades. It is, afterall, rather sinful.
20/40 The truth is, I suffer for novelty. Things do not change much where I am.
21/40 Nine circles to choose from, and I'd rather pick a square.
22/40 So... Help me sate my boredom. Like a proper friend.
23/40 Answer my riddles correctly, and I'll give you a special reward.
24/40 Of course, if you guess wrong, there will be delicious consequences...
(A) Haha What? You're going to take my soul or something? :)
(B) The "...'s" give me a sense that there's some sort of impending peril that'll follow.
25/40 Yes, actually. That's exactly what I'm going to do. What’s life without a little bit of danger?
26/40 What you lack in theatricality, you make up for in accuracy. Bravo. Famous last words for many. Let’s hope that they won’t be yours.
27/40 Let's begin, shall we?
28/40 You speak of me, but hope to never mean it.
29/40 You fear my hand, though none have seen it.
30/40 The only thing about me that people like is the food.
31/40 What am I?
(A) Wait, are you literally, like a demon or something?
(B) A demon guy who texted me after he got my number from Stirling. That's what I've gathered from our convo.
32/40 Is it really that shocking that of all the people you could be texting, you're texting a demon? Some demon guy? I’m not just any demon guy!
33/40 Despite the many aberrations I encounter down here, your life is by far the strangest I've encountered. But I suppose that’s close enough. I would hate to be known as a stickler in such things.
34/40 In any case, Congratulations! You've managed to answer my first question correctly.
35/40 As for your prize...
Pause 1 hour pause
36/40 You like getting pictures, right?
(A) Well... I can't say that my phone ISN'T loaded with pics of hawt guys...
(B) That depends... What kind of pictures are we talking about? >.>
37/40 Oh, I believe you. Humans have all sorts of fun things on their phones. For now, just a little gift to charm you into playing more with me.
38/40 Like this one that I took from one of the souls down here? All cat memes. The more questions you answer correctly, the more I’ll add to your little collection.
39/40 For now... Here is my prize for you.
40/40 [NSFW photo]
1/35 It is I -- Seth.
2/35 Demon of the Abyss. The Avatar of Woe. Hell's Hottest Boy nine hundred years running.
3/35 Let's keep the fun going, shall we?
(A) Well, I'm excited about getting more hot pictures, and you're excited about riddles. We both win!
(B) Call me a demon too, because I'm suddenly hot and horny.
4/35 It's been a long time since I've met someone that was actually a challenge to trick. Many a truth is told in jest, my dear.
5/35 But it's all fun and games until you give me the wrong answer, and your soul becomes eternally mine. I may just have to grant your wish and turn you into a demon. Once I get your soul, that is.
6/35 There is no quality in humans I appreciate as much as their wit.
7/35 In fact, I find you so amusing that I've decided...
8/35 I do indeed want you. And your soul.
9/35 So I shall endeavor to make you lose.
10/35 Torment you. Enjoy you. Then have you work for me.
11/35 Paying you only with exposure.
(A) You're making it sound like I wouldn't want to expose myself to you though. ;)
(B) I'm both equal parts scared and horny right now. Hm...
12/35 Hm... True. That would give you exactly what you would want. Good. And I’ll keep making you feel that way, if that’ll get you to fail!
13/35 And we don't want that, now do we? That way, you’ll live a life eternally conflicted by me and my devilish demeanor.
Pause 1 day pause
14/35 Alright. Ready for round two?
15/35 Be warned - these questions will only get more challenging as we go.
16/35 What goes in hard and comes out wet, squishy, and sticky?
(A) I know it's bubble gum, but I'm trying SO HARD not to say something else.
(B) I can think of one thing in particular that would do that... OVERCOOKED RICE! :D
17/35 You're right about the gum, but I did like the wordplay there. ...You know what? That’s a perfectly acceptable answer.
18/35 Not sure if it was intentional or not, but I'm amused either way. A day in the third circle with some gluttons and a humanoid rice cooker showed me that.
19/35 Congratulations! You've successfully survived another one of my questions.
20/35 And here I thought this would be an easy game to win...
21/35 You're continuing to impress me with each answer, so I'll give you an even better reward.
22/35 Another picture as a gift...
23/35 But you get to pick one thing that you'd want me to take a picture with.
24/35 Choose wisely and make it count~
(A) Hm... How hot is it down there? Think you can find something cold? And just as tasty as you? ;D
(B) What's cold and creamy, found in a freezer, and comes in many flavors?
25/35 Even with the threat of having your soul taken, you're still flirting with me? Hm… Giving me a riddle in return?
26/35 You're an amusing human. With an odd request. Not exactly the riddle of the Sphinx, but I’ll play along.
27/35 Something cold... That you can eat...
28/35 ...Like ice cream?
29/35 ...IN THE UNDERWORLD?
30/35 And here I thought I was the one playing mind games..
31/35 But a deal is a deal... Let me see what I can do for you, dear human.
Pause 2 day pause
32/35 Alright. I shall deserve major kudos when I share my success.
33/35 For I have done what no philosopher could do. I have defied a snowball's chance in hell...
34/35 And made a popsicle.
35/35 [NSFW photo]
1/37 As you bid me.
(A) Boy, do I want a taste of that! The popsicle too, I guess.
(B) I don't know which 'popsicle' to stare at. The one in your hand or the one in you lap?
2/37 Oh, you can taste me, the popsicles -- everything your heart desires -- if you'd like. I’ll let you decide which one you’re more hungry for.
3/37 You'd just have to... You know... The excitement of playing games of life and death with a human got the better of me.
4/37 Lose. ;) But then again, why try to hide it? Succumbing to lust is kind of part of what I do.
5/37 You know I'm growing quite fond of you.
6/37 I haven't had this much fun playing a riddle game since that one time I met Galileo.
7/37 But let's say we go all or nothing in this last round.
8/37 If I win, I get your soul.
9/37 But, I also want your phone.
(A) But my whole life is on my phone...!
(B) That's a weird thing to want... What are you planning?
10/37 Ah... The idea of holding someone's life in my hands. Oh, nothing too exciting. Maybe just looking to upgrade.
11/37 But when I win, I'll get to have both of your lives in my hands. And then some... Or maybe I’ve got something more nefarious up my sleeves. I’m rather tricky, like that.
12/37 Because if I win, I'm not only going to take your soul as a prize.
13/37 But I'm also going to take the souls of all the boys you've texted.
14/37 And all of you shall officially be apart of my collection -- forced to a lifetime of orgies and socks with sandals.
(A) Orgies... How is that bad again?
(B) Okay, socks with sandals is taking it a step TOO FAR!
15/37 The orgies may not be too bad. But imagine trying to have one with a room of dolls staring at you all as you do it. Too far is perfect! There’s no better mood killer than socks with sandals.
16/37 So people might like that, but hey. I never said this plan was perfect. And for the next century, they'll have to suffer in getting it on, only to have the mood killed just before they can finish…!
17/37 But I'm not forgetting about your prize either.
18/37 If you best me, I'll send you something even more salicious than the other pictures I've sent you.
19/37 One that will make you just as titillated as I am, thinking about it.
20/37 But also, I'll let you keep me in your contacts, in case you ever want the company of the Underworld.
21/37 What do you say? Are you willing to go all in?
(A) Oof. How can I say no? You drive a HARD bargain there. ;D
(B) Man... I really want that picture...! FINE! Let's do this!
22/37 You know, there's a special place down here for people who make those kinds of jokes. Oh, trust me, I’ll make it worth your while.
23/37 They get all sorts of terrible PUN-ishments inflicted upon them. Can't wait to show you~ IF you win against me, that is. If not, I wouldn’t mind applying my ideas to you instead~
24/37 Your fingers slide across me when you first awaken.
25/37 You play with me before you sleep.
26/37 Turn me on and hold me close.
27/37 And I will show you the world and all that you'd like to know.
28/37 What am I?
(A) That's a very interesting way to describe my phone...
(B) I know what the answer is a phone, but I'm going to pretend that it's "a boyfriend" instead.
29/37 Well, yeah. A riddle is meant to be obscure and sexy sounding. What? Are you implying that you’d want an infernal prince as a boyfriend?
30/37 It's why that one guy in those wizard novels is attractive in the movies. Not the kind of prince charming you’d expect. But I’m always a fan of subverting expectations.
31/37 It seems as though you've bested me.
32/37 A shame. I was looking forward to RAVISHING you and your soul the moment you got down here.
33/37 But a deal is a deal. I owe you your prize...
34/37 Let my prepare myself for you. Hold on~
Pause 3 day pause
35/37 I’ve returned.
36/37 And to you, I submit - a vision of sin and lust. Of dark and sticky delights.
37/37 [NSFW photo]
1/∞ Enjoy.
2/∞ And who knows?
3/∞ When you come down here, we'll try playing all sorts of new games.
4/∞ On my throne, in one of the nine circles.
5/∞ Maybe in my bedroom too...
(A) Can I change my answer to that riddle? I want to lose now.
(B) Okay, now I think you’re just torturing me with how much I want you…!
6/∞ Mm, sorry. No take-backs. Well, since I didn't get you or your soul, I'll have to take what I can get.
7/∞ Now you know why I was so insistent than you lost. And I'll keep tormenting you with thought of me crying out your name and begging you for release.
8/∞ But take what you can get now, because I know for a fact I’ll see you later~ And even though I'll say 'I want you' over and over again, you won't be able to touch me. The perfect torture. ;)
9/∞ I suppose I can deal with having you in my contacts for now.
10/∞ Immortality has made me patient. I’ll just wait until you pass, so I can devour your soul and indulge in your sin~
11/∞ Until then, I am yours~
12/∞ It's been a pleasure playing with you.
13/∞ And next time we play a game, I'll be sure to win that precious soul of yours.
(A) Sounds great! I can't wait to win more 'devilish' pictures from you.
(B) And next time, I'll make you do more than just hunt down ice cream~
14/∞ Well, well~ Don't you know that hubris is a sin? You? Making threats to torment me with other ridiculous tasks?
15/∞ That kind of pride and confidence just makes me want you and your soul even more. I always did find it attractive when someone thinks they can intimidate me.
16/∞ Thank you for humoring me. I shall yearn deeply for you.
17/∞ Kindest regards.

Second Conversation[]

SFW version[]

Seth is bored and wants to try a game.

Progress SFW chat
1/∞ Pssst.
2/∞ It is I, your favorite dweller in darkness.
3/∞ My boredom has reached new levels.
4/∞ It torments me! I am filled with torment!
(A) You good, fam?
(B) Sorry to hear that. Is there any way I can help that doesn't involve risking my immortal soul?
5/∞ No, I am not good! You jest.
6/∞ I need your help, dear human. But the answer is... Perhaps.
7/∞ The question is... Are you willing to participate in something a little dark? A little profane?
(A) Umm... Maybe?
(B) Depends. Will there be snacks?
8/∞ Your uncertainty pleases me, for those who do not know themselves are the easiest to manipulate... ...
9/∞ Not that I'm trying to manipulate you, of course. Well, that's up to you, really.
10/∞ It's a game, you see!
11/∞ A game you play alone. Preferably at 3AM...
(A) You mean like "Bloody Mary" or something?
(B) Oh no no, I never do ANYTHING at 3AM.
12/∞ Something like that, yes.
13/∞ Also, thank you for the reminder. I haven't spoken to Mary in a few decades. I should probably give her a call, see how she's doing.
14/∞ Now, keep an open mind and allow me to describe the game.
15/∞ See what you could stand to gain from it.
(A) I'm texting a demon. I think my mind is already pretty open.
(B) First, tell me what's in it for you?
16/∞ True, you do seen quite a bit more receptive to "weird situations" than most mortals. Entertainment.
17/∞ Very well, I'll continue. The fulfillment of a long held dream.
18/∞ Your part is easy - you must draw a circle.
19/∞ Arrange some thematically appropriate talismans.
20/∞ And speak an incantation.
21/∞ That's it!
(A) I don't know any magic words. I'm not even sure if I can draw a circle.
(B) And then what happens?
22/∞ It doesn't have to be a perfect circle, just... Gah! A hellmouth opens.
23/∞ Come on, it's a simple summoning spell! Easy-peasy-demon-squeezy. At which point I'll be able to cross over into the human realm, where I will... Um... Definitely NOT sow mischief and despair.
24/∞ So will you do it?
25/∞ Please?
(A) I'm not sure I trust you.
(B) Can I really trust you?
26/∞ Absolutely!
27/∞ And if you complete this task for me, I'll reward you beyond your wildest dreams.
28/∞ Imagine the wealth, the power, the endless supply of jellybeans you could have!
29/∞ Work with me, dear human.
(A) How about this? I'll think about it.
(B) Well... Maybe you're right. What's the worst that could happen?
30/∞ Very well... AHAHAHAHA!
31/∞ I suppose that's enough. For now. I mean... *Ahem*
32/∞ Listen... If the idea of calling upon he powers of darkness makes you nervous, consider this.
33/∞ Magic is but a tool.
34/∞ It can be used for evil... Or for good.
35/∞ It can be used to accomplish significant change... Or to fulfill mundane desires.
36/∞ Dip your toe in the water. Manifest a good hair day, a new pair of socks, a midnight snack.
37/∞ And then...
38/∞ Maybe...
39/∞ You consider bringing a friend into your world.
(A) You silver-tongued devil. You sure know how to make a case.
(B) Did you just friendzone me?
40/∞ I don't play devil's advocate. I live it. That's what you took away from that? Hell's bells...
41/∞ Just think.
42/∞ Think of all the fun we could have if I were to make my way to the mortal realm.
43/∞ Playing games. Trading riddles.
44/∞ Getting into trouble and facing no consequences thanks to my demonic powers.
(A) Those pesky consequences CAN be annoying at times...
(B) But no soul-stealing, right?
45/∞ Right?
46/∞ The offer stands.
47/∞ I'll be waiting.
48/∞ Fare thee well, dear human.
49/∞ I'm going to go skinny dipping in the River Styx now.
50/∞ Bye.

Dialogue List[]

First Meeting[]

  1. One day, when you're super hungry and not in the mood to cook, you consider calling upon the forces of evil to feed you. What's the worse that could happen? You cast a summoning circle on the kitchen floor, hoping your chosen talismans of ketchup and mustard will help you manifest a hotdog.
  2. You speak the incantation, and soon your kitchen fills with withering shadows and twisting smoke. It seems to be working. And then... A demonic hellhound appears!
  3. "Ahhhhahaha! Finally, I'm free from the shackles of- Wait, am I a dog? That's... new." You realize that the dog is Seth, the hawt demon from your phone!

Adversary[]

  • I'm pleased that you've brought me to earth, dear human. But why am I a big red dog?

Talk[]

  • Brrr. Is it always this cold up in here?
  • I'm done with being bored. Your life seems incredibly strange and exciting, so here I am. Along for the ride. Ready to be entertained.
  • Long have I ached for my own earthly experience. I was hoping for a human experience, but someone seems to have mispronounced something during the summoning ritual.
  • I suppose I should be glad I don't have three heads. I do so hate to feel crowded.
  • Well, well, well... Look at all the delicious manimals around here. So many delectable souls just begging to join my collection.

Date[]

  • [Dinner] Ahh, nothing freshens the breath quite like a nice after-dinner Scorchin' Hot Cheeze Puff. Oh, and thank you for the date. I enjoyed it very much.
  • [Boat Ride] That was an all right afternoon, I suppose, but I must say I do prefer the lakes of fire back home.
  • [Coaster] Personally, I think flaming coasters of doom are going to be the next bog thing in amusement park rides.
  • [Carnival] Thank you, der human, for playing all those creepy carnival games to win me my new toy. I do love it, It's squishy and comfy and I'll bite anyone to tries to touch it!

Poke[]

  • Grrr! Whoops... Not sure where that came from. Carry on.

Gift[]

  • That's a lot of wealth you're flaunting. Are you trying to inspire envy in your fellow humans? Because I heartily approve.

Upgrade to Acquaintance[]

  1. You Say you can correct this error with... The power of friendship and love? Ha. Go ahead and try, but if you fail... Your soul is MINE.
  2. The deal is struck! Now let us begin...

Acquaintance[]

  • Yes, I'm evil, but I'm the fun kind of evil. Don't pretend you're not intrigued.

Talk[]

  • A vacuum salesman came knocking at my door last night. I bit him, then cauterized the wound with hellfire. I'm sure he'll think twice before bothering me again.
  • Hehehe. I like the way people scream when they see me.
  • Don't bother asking me what I do with all the souls I collect... You wouldn't like the answer. I put them in a binder, along with my stamp collection.
  • Come closer... Closer... Do you feel the heat of my flames licking you? Good. I have always wanted to try a roasted marshmallow.
  • Which one of your manimal friends shall I set my sights on first? Sweet, innocent Nimh? Happy-go-lucky Kelby? Ah, it truly doesn't matter. I'll have all their souls eventually. And yours will be the cherry on top.

Date[]

  • [Same as Adversary]

Poke[]

  • [Same as Adversary]

Gift[]

  • Be careful, dear human... The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Upgrade to Frenemy[]

  1. Riddle me this. What's red-hot and here to sow corruption and despair?
  2. It is I, Seth. Prince of Darkness, Ruiner of Domains, Connoisseur of Spicy Food and Fizzy Sodas.
  3. [With 'Friend' picture] You and Seth go for a nice long walk. He gives you a cheeky wink. "These blossoms are quite lovely. It would be a shame if they were to... Catch a flame. Ha! Kidding. I'll keep my distance."

Frenemy[]

  • You don't need to confess your sins to me, dear human. I witnessed them all. I was particularly impressed that one time you went through the express checkout with more than ten items.

Talk[]

  • [Same as Acquaintance]

Date[]

  • [Same as Acquaintance]

Poke[]

  • [Same as Acquaintance]

Gift[]

  • [Same as Acquaintance]

Upgrade to Friendzone[]

  1. I suppose I can be a touch hot-headed. Temperamental. Wrathful, if you will. I do hope that's not a problem.
  2. What, you think you can change me? Save me? Ha! I'd like to see you try.

Friendzone[]

  • You don't seem to be making much progress on your end of our infernal bargain. Which means your soul... is within my grasp!

Talk[]

  • Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Ah ha ha ha.
  • I see what you're doing. You're trying to distract me from my mission to collect the souls of your mortal friends. It's not going to wor- is that a ball? Throw it! THROW IT!
  • Does this spiked collar make me look mean? Should I add another one?
  • It smells so fresh up here. No sulfur, no smoke, no burnt toast. I have mixed feelings about it.
  • I have the strangest desire, I desperately want you to scratch behind my ear. You probably shouldn't though. Unless you enjoy third degree burns...
  • Watch this...Flame on! Did you see? My flames got bigger for a moment. Isn't that deliciously terrifying?

Date[]

  • [Same as Frenemy]

Poke[]

  • [Same as Frenemy]

Gift[]

  • [Same as Frenemy]

Upgrade to Awkward besties[]

  1. You wish to kiss me? As though a kiss could break a curse? What a... Wholesome idea.
  2. Very well. If nothing else, I'm fascinated by your optimism. Let's see what happens. And just so you know, I'll be using tongue.
  3. [With "Kiss" picture] "Ah, to hell with it. Kiss me, you fool. " You obey, kissing the hellhound right on his snoot. With a swirl of sparkles and bubbles, Seth is mostly transformed back into a regular demon!

Awkward besties[]

  • Well, well, well, look at me now. Still not quite like my usual self, which means your soul remains on the line, dear human.

Talk[]

  • I like you, dear human. But you inspire me to be better, which I don't like. Just FYI, I don't care how cute you are - you'll never turn me good. Never!
  • Well, I'm still not quite like my usual-self... But I can wear pants again, so that's nice. All I need is to find a pair that let's me show off this devilish tail.
  • If you need me, I'll be playing with fire. The stakes are sooo much higher up here.
  • Stirling invited me to go ice skating this weekend. I told him to bring his swimsuit. Knowing me - and considering what fire does to ice - we very well just might end up swimming.
  • I'm trying to brainstorm some new ways of torturing people. What if I put them in a utopian neighborhood where they think they're safe, and then trick them into torturing each other? That could be forking hilarious!
  • There's something about that Eli fellow... He reminds me of a fabulous spider-demon I met down in Hell. Think he'll be freaked out if I tell him?
  • Now that I've got hands again, let's pull out a spirit board. I want to prank call some of my buddies down in the seventh circle.

Date[]

  • [Dinner] That dinner sinfully delicious. Now for dessert... Devil's food cake?
  • [Boat Ride] I told you it would be worth it to invite my imp friend along. Nothing better than lounging while a servant of darkness steers the boat.
  • [Coaster] That was exhilarating! Though I still think the ride would be improved were it aflame. Let's go again - I've got my lighter in my pocket!
  • [Carnival] I wish I were frightened by darkness and jump scares. Ah, well. Any excuse to sit close to you for a while.

Poke[]

  • Ooo! Careful, dear human... You might burn yourself.

Gift[]

  • Yes, it's about time you gave the devil his due...

Upgrade to Crush[]

  1. Hmm, I almost forgot I was trying to collect the souls of all your friends. I must be enjoying my time with you more thoroughly than I realized.
  2. Don't get cocky, dear human. Actually... Scratch that. Pride is a sin, so I approve.

Crush[]

  • What sort of music do you like? Rock and roll? Death metal? Jazz? I enjoy all three, though none compare to the sounds of human suffering. Now THAT is music to my ears.

Talk[]

  • [Same as Awkward Besties]

Date[]

  • [Same as Awkward Besties]

Poke[]

  • [Same as Awkward Besties]

Gift[]

  • Yes! Lavish me with glorious excess! I want more, more, MORE!

Upgrade to Sweetheart[]

  1. I'm beginning to quite like this human world. Perhaps I should attempt to rule it. Turn it into a playground of chaos and depravity.
  2. We could rule it together, you and I. You don't have to answer right this second, of course! But do think on it...

Sweetheart[]

  • I've been watching you. I see the way you bring out the best in others. Normally I'd find that intensely annoying, but somehow you make it okay.

Talk[]

  • I've made a list of places I'd like to visit. The Catacombs of Paris, the Devil's Kettle Waterfall, the haunted Stanley Hotel, and a dollar store.

Date[]

  • [Same as Crush]

Poke[]

  • [Same as Crush]

Gift[]

  • [Same as Crush]

Upgrade to Boyfriend[]

  1. I'm a nine-lettered word and rhyme with perfection; I'm another name for love. What am I?
  2. The answer is... Affection. And it is what I feel for you.

Boyfriend[]

  • There's still so much of this human realm to explore! There truly isn't any rest for the wicked, is there?

Talk[]

  • I admire you. Your dedication to helping others, your commitment to making the world a better place. You have so much love to give, and... I don't know that I deserve it.
  • Do you know something? I've never actually demonically-possessed anyone. I've always wanted to, but I simply never got around to it. Maybe I'll try it out on that bunny boy.
  • Care to join me for dinner? I eat at 6:66pm on the dot - Purgatory Standard Time.
  • I want more of you. Yes, I'm greedy - and proud of it. I call that two sins for the price of one.
  • You smell divine. Come closer... Let me breathe you in. Ahh... Like freshly cut grass and sugar cookies. I didn't even know I liked those things.

Date[]

  • [Same as Sweetheart]

Poke[]

  • Aahh! Against my demon flesh, your hands feel like ICE. It's torture. Keep going!

Gift[]

  • In all my years, I have never encountered generosity such as yours. It's... Strangely uplifting. Thank you.

Upgrading to Lover[]

  1. There's something I must confess. I no longer wish to posses your soul. Instead, I only want your heart... And only if it's freely given. Are you in agreement?
  2. A new deal, then. A simpler one. Your heart in exchange for mine.
  3. [With "Transformation" picture] You're struggling to solve another one of Seth's brainteasers when suddenly he kisses you, hard. "Forget the riddle." he says, holding you. You kiss him back, overwhelmed with passion, and then a ripple of magic surrounds you both and returns him to his true form!
  4. [With Lover picture] "Your soul is safe, dear human, and I'm no longer bored. In celebration, I offer you this picture. Add it to your collection and enjoy." - Love, Seth

Sex Scene[]

  1. [With NSFW 'Transformation' Picture] You're struggling to solve another one of Seth's brainteasers when suddenly he kisses you, hard. "Forget the riddle," he says, lifting you up. You kiss him deeply, clawing at his back as his erection presses into you. A ripple of magic surrounds you both and returns him to his true form!
  2. [With 'Sex Scene' Picture] "I'm just getting started," Seth growls. You tear each other's clothes off, biting and scratching and kissing and groping. He spends the next several hours showing you dark, strange pleasures like you've never experienced before.
  3. [With NSFW ‘Lover’ Picture] Later, he surveyed you with a smirk. "I've been waiting for that for a very long time. Are you sated, dear human? Or should we continue? Perhaps with whips and chains?" You kiss him again, a little frightened but also intrigued...

Lover[]

  • Ahh, it's good to be me again. Our infernal contract has ended, but I hope... Our relationship can continue?

Talk[]

  • [Same as boyfriend]

Gift[]

  • [Same as boyfriend]

Date[]

  • [Masquerade] Ah, the revelry of a dance. The sinful self-indulgence. I enjoy it all so much... Almost as much as I enjoy your company.
  • [All the rest are same as boyfriend]

Poke[]

  • [Same as boyfriend]

Upgrade to Max Lover[]

  1. I certainly hope you don't think you've actually changed me, dear human. Just because I've learned to love doesn't mean I'm not still here in the name of chaos and despair.
  2. I'm just... Not in the hurry, that's all. Besides, humans are already so good at making each other miserable, what do I need to get involved for?

Max Lover[]

  • For you, and only for you, I'll cease my pursuit of souls. I'm keeping the ones I've already collected, though. I worked hard for those.
  • Speak of the devil, and he shall appear. What I mean to say is... You can rely on me. Always.
  • If anyone bothers you, just tell me and I'll smite them.
  • Hell is other people. I only want to be with you.
  • What sort of mischief shall we get up to today?
  • (Naked) I'm a horny devil. Ha ha ha ha.
  • (Naked) Shall we sate each other's boredom now?
  • (Naked) Let's keep the fun going, shall we?

Talk[]

  • I built a shrine dedicated to you. You may not be a deity, but I worship you all the same.
  • I tried to write you a love letter, but of course I'm left-handed, so all the ink smudged and made it illegible. Do you... Still want it?
  • It still surprises me how much I enjoy human society. Perhaps I'll get more involved - open a nightclub or join the police force to help solve demonic crimes or something. Could be interesting, right?
  • What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it? Silence. So let us be silent as we gaze into each other's eyes.
  • I want to hold you in my arms in front of a roaring fire. A fire that consumes everything, scorching the earth and filling the air with acrid smoke and  - my apologies. I might be feeling a little homesick.
  • I was taking a walk earlier when suddenly my feet grew intolerably itchy.  It took me several minutes to realize I'd wandered onto consecrated ground! Hehe... That was certainly a "whoops" moment, wasn't it?
  • You are more desirable to me than all the souls I've ever come across. I love you.
  • I was wondering if you'd like to come home with me for a visit? We could tour the city of the damned, hang out with some eldritch abominations, play fetch with Cerbie... It could be fun!
  • I love you, my sweet little marshmallow. I'm not sure when I got so gushy... Perhaps you really have changed me after all.
  • Paradise is wherever I'm with you.
  • (Naked) Care to play? I've got many toys. Chains, whips, paddles... You decide.
  • (Naked) Lust is by far my favorite of the seven great sins.
  • (Naked) The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it? Darkness. And that's why I prefer to screw with the lights on.
  • (Naked) Bored? Idle hands are the devil's playthings, you know. So use your hands... And play with me.
  • (Naked) I'm a demon in the streets, and I'm a demon in the sheets. What can I say? I'm nothing if not consistent.
  • (Naked) It's much too cold up here to simply exist in the nude. I need heat, my love. Let's steam up the place with our bodies.
  • (Naked) I'm as naked as nature intended. You should be, too. Then you should offer me an apple and all the knowledge in the world. It'll get me so hot.
  • (Naked) Let's set up a camera in the bedroom, to see if anything strange and demonic happens in the middle of the night. Wink wink.
  • (Naked) Curious about these scars? I can show you how I got them, if you like...

Gift[]

  • Be still my beating heart. You've done well, my love.
  • Your generosity is astounding. Your wealth is beyond comprehension. If I didn't know better, I'd say you must have sold your soul to some other devil long ago!
  • I thought nothing would surprise me at this point. But here I am, surprised! Thank you, my love.
  • [Boxers] Do you like these boxers? I procured them from Hawt Subject. How could I resist something so hilariously occult?
  • [Birthday Suit] Modesty? I don't know the meaning of the word.
  • [Spooky Outfit] Personally, I think I make a good angel. The horns hold the halo at a nice angle, don't they?
  • [Butler Outfit] You will never want for anything, because you see... I am simply one hell of a butler.
  • [Masquerade Outfit] Hello. It's me - your devil in disguise. Shall we dance?
  • [Kigurumi Outfit] Finally, I'm warm! What's this made of? Polyester? Ahh, the most evil of fabrics. Thank you.
  • [Summer Outfit] Finally, a mild day! I'd still prefer if it were about sixty degrees hotter, but at least my teeth aren't chattering anymore. Let's go get a hot chocolate.
  • [RPG Outfit] Aha, yes! I love any game that promotes witchcraft and the veneration of demons. I can feel the Satanic Panic beginning to spread again!
  • [Kimono Outfit]

Date[]

  • [Same as Lover]

Poke[]

  • Ahh, that's heavenly. Err... Don't tell anyone I said that.
  • Ooo, very nice. You do know how to keep things interesting, my love.
  • OH! Damn. Your hand is so cold I thought for a moment that you were the Grim Reaper. We're involved in a centuries-old prank war, you see.
  • (Naked) Ah ha ha... Lead me not into temptation, dear human. Or do. I'll willingly follow.
  • (Naked) Don't leave me in Limbo, my love! Pleasure me or punish me - anything but this taunting in-between!
  • (Naked) Grab me harder. Dig your nails in and scratch me. No seriously, there's this itchy spot on my back that I just... Can't... REACH!
  • (Naked) The way you touch me is blasphemous, unholy, and profane. To that, all I can say is... Niiice.

Upgrade to Lover +[]

  1. I truly didn't think we had a snowball's chance in hell. But look at us now. We defied the laws of thermodynamics with our love.
  2. What else can we rebel against? Let's brainstorm.

Dialogue about Cole[]

  • One of your mortal friends is consumed by envy and wrath. I don't disapprove, but his efforts to kill me are becoming rather annoying.
  • Don't worry. There's a special place in Hell reserved for men like Cole.
  • I found a "demon trap" outside my door yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Sticky paper? What am I, a housefly?
  • Someone left a bucket of holy water perched atop my door frame. Don't worry - I know just who it was, and I know just how I'll punish him.
  • Somebody ran up to me and threw salt in my face. I've never been so... in-salted. Can I press charges for... Ah-salt? Ha ha ha ha! Just kidding, I couldn't care less.
  • Cole has gotten on my last nerve. No one in the history of torture's ever been tortured with torture like the torture he's about to be tortured with.

Requirement Table[]

Relationship Level Requirement 1 Requirement 2 Requirement 3 Requirement 4 Rewards
Adversary 555,666 affection Lvl 48 Guts 140 Heatlamps 33 Dinner Dates
Acquaintance 8,334,990 affection Lvl 51 Disciplined 150 Lasers 39 Boat Ride Dates
Frenemy 141,694,830 affection Lvl 53 Passionate 1,400 Collars 45 Coaster Dates
Friendzone 2,550,506,940 affection Lvl 57 Confidence 420 Bones 51 Carnival Dates
Awkward besties 51,010,138,800 affection Lvl 58 Disciplined 17,000,000 Ice Creams 57 Dinner Dates
Crush 1,173,233,192,400 affection Lvl 60 Passionate 1,800,000 Sun Glasses 63 Boat Ride Dates
Sweetheart 28,157,596,617,600 affection Lvl 63 Confidence 250 Encyclopedias 66 Coaster Dates
Boyfriend 760,255,108,675,200 affection Lvl 66 Guts 125 Pianos 71 Carnival Dates
Lover 22,047,398,151,580,800 affection Lvl 68 Disciplined 66 Jets 75 Masquerade Dates
Lover+ 1 126,150,791,401,893,955 affection 70 Jets 291 Carnival Backstitch Expert (Sew Pro)
Lover+ 2 127,412,298,112,840,200 affection 800,000 Vacuums 315 Boat Ride Dates Commander Clean (Maid)
Lover+3 128,686,419,878,875,296 affection 59,000 Headphones 339 Masquerade Dates Lvl 69 Disciplined
Lover+ 4 129,973,282,850,414,720 affection 16,000 Laptops 363 Boat Ride Dates Senator (Politician)
Lover+ 5 131,273,014,439,397,056 affection 4,500 Pianos 387 Masquerade Dates Lvl 70 Confidence
Lover+ 6 132,585,743,331,874,000 affection 300 Laundries 411 Coaster Bar Busker (Musician)

Galleries[]

Photo Fling[]

Memory Album[]

Sprites - Default Outfit (Animal)[]

Sprites - Default Outfit (Hybrid)[]

Sprites - Default Outfit (Human)[]

Sprites - Spooky Outfit[]

Sprites - Butler Outfit[]

Sprites - Kigurumi Outfit[]

Sprites - Masquerade Outfit[]

Sprites - Summer Outfit[]

Sprites - RPG Outfit[]

Sprites - Kimono Outfit[]

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