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Shelly is an exclusive girl, unlocked by the 2024 Summer Fling Parallel event. You encounter her while picking up trash at your beach date spot and kiss a crab while trying to spread "Love and Joy."

Personality[]

Shelly starts off being very cold to the player character, presumably because she has seen the player character with DOZENS of other girls that the player brought to the beach for a date and experienced most of the Player's dates as a crab (except Ayeka's date as she eats a crab). But does warm up to the Player after a bit.

Dialogue List[]

First Meeting[]

  1. You're at the beach, collecting trash so your favorite date spot stays nice, when you see a crabby-looking crab!
  2. Doing your best to bring joy and love to the world, you lean down and give it a little kiss. In an explosion of sparkles and pink smoke, the crab transforms into a cute girl!
  3. Original story concept - CRUSHED
  4. She looks absolutely confused, somewhat vulnerable, and VERY DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT.

Adversary[]

  • What are YOU looking at, you butt?

Sorry[]

  • I feel very... squishy? Having bones on the inside is WEIRD. How do you not die from everything?
  • HEY! Heeeeeeey! Hey! Are you ready to catch these claws - uh - hands? You'd BETTER be ready for a fight if you're gonna go around KISSING everyone you see!
  • BEHOLD! It is I! The consequences of your actions, you BUTT! What do you have to say for yourself?
  • Ah-hem! Ah-Ah-HEM! Is that my voice? Is that MY voice? Huh.

Gift[]

  • Ah! PIIIIINCH! ... Er, sorry. I still have a bit of trouble dealing with surprises...

Poke[]

  • HEY! That's my tummy you're poking! Quit it!

Upgrade to Nuisance[]

  1. Goin' around turning crabs into people. You could really ruin someone's plans for the day like that! Tch.
  2. Wait a minute! I'm human! I can call you out person-face to person-face! Come on you, let's go!

Nuisance[]

  • Don't sneak up on me or you're gonna get my left claw! POW! Right in the kisser.

Sorry[]

  • Shore. Yeah. You're funny. You really crack me up. That's not a compliment, by the way. I'm a crab. Being cracked up sucks.
  • Ugh. Humans. You'll give them an inch, they swim all over you.
  • What was your plan? Just show up, get bored of picking up trash, and kiss a crab for the funsies? We have feelings too you know!
  • Listen. I was a crab. Now I'm not a crab weirder things have happened on this beach. You know it. I know it. It's best to just accept it and move forward.

Gift[]

  • Ah! PIIIIINCH! ... Er, sorry. I still have a bit of trouble dealing with surprises...

Poke[]

  • Woah! Are you trying to start something, you butt?

Upgrade to Frenemy[]

  1. Okay fine. I believe you. You k-kissed me to cheer me up.
  2. What do you want? A gold star? I may have forgiven you, but I'm still mad!

Frenemy[]

  • If I didn't know any better, you butt, I'd say you were following me.

Sorry[]

  • Okay, maybe compared to other humans I'm a bit short. BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME A SHRIMP! It's very offensive in my culture.
  • Holy crab! I'm starting to see why squishy legs are such a big deal. Kicking, running forwards wiggling them all around... What else can you do with these things?
  • Let me take a look at you. Hm. Hmmmmmmm. Yep. You look way better from this angle. I mean, it's much harder to see up your nose now.
  • Why are you being so nice to me? Stop that! Don't you know how hard it is to be steamed at someone who's... YOU?
  • There's a rave later. I'd invite you, but you are not a crab.

Gift[]

  • Why are you giving me stuff? Don't you know it's way less satisfying than pinching thing off unsuspecting people sleeping on the beach?

Poke[]

  • Woah! Are you trying to start something, you butt?

Upgrade to Acquaintance[]

  1. I've seen you around these parts. Sometimes. NOT THAT I PAY PARTICULAR ATTENTION TO YOU. But you look pretty okay.
  2. Er, what I'm to say is... it looks like you enjoy the beach. That means you have good taste.

Acquaintance[]

  • Look at my face. Isn't this the face of danger? Of pinchiness? And yet somehow... you keep showing up. Almost like you want to see me. Tch.

Talk[]

  • Having hips is A-MAZ-ING! Look, I can move them in a BUNCH of different directions. They're like shoulders for your legs!
  • Let me take a look at you. Hm. Hmmmmmmm. Yep. You look way better from this angle. I mean, it's much harder to see up your nose now.
  • Holy crab! I'm starting to see why squishy legs are such a big deal. Kicking, running forwards wiggling them all around... What else can you do with these things?
  • Why did you even decide to kiss me in the first place? You're like 10,000 leagues out of my... er... league. This better not be some kind of rude joke!
  • There's a rave later. I'd invite you, but you are not a crab.

Gift[]

  • Why are you giving me stuff? Don't you know it's way less satisfying than pinching thing off unsuspecting people sleeping on the beach?

Poke[]

  • Unacceptable! You'll never win ANY tickle fights if that's all you've got!
  • Woah. Are you trying to start something, you butt!

Upgrade to Friendzoned[]

  1. So tell me something. And be honest. Do you... like spending time with me? Or did I just make you feel guilty because I was kind of mean earlier?
  2. Oh good! I mean, you DID turn me into a human when I had crab things to do, but I kind of... like the new me. So thank you?

Friendzoned[]

  • Come at me! Oh, it's you. Let me try that a little less aggressively. Hi. You can come over here if you want.

Talk[]

  • Turns out I really like it when you look at me and you make your mouth go up at the sides. You should do that more.
  • It's not like I was at the beach every day because I hoped to see you or anything! That makes it sound like I had a c-crush on you or something! I was a crab. Hanging out at the beach is literally our whole thing.
  • I DON'T look crabby anymore. Why would anyone say that? Clearly I look humany.
  • Wanna fight? You may be taller than me, but I'm stronger! Probably.
  • Don't stand so close to me! Oh, but not that far either. Closer... a little to the left... one step back... perfect! Now don't move.

Gift[]

  • Yoink! Thanks. This is neat and I'm glad you let me take it.

Poke[]

  • Unacceptable! You'll never win ANY tickle fights if that's all you've got!
  • Woah. Are you trying to start something, you butt!

Upgrade to Awkward Besties[]

  1. Listen up, you butt. You may have a nice face. You may even have a nice personality to go along with it. Uh... where was I going with this... N-N-NEVER MIND! FORGET IT, IT DOESN'T MATTER!
  2. Just... know that I'm onto you. Being all friendly. Giving me stuff. What's next? Cool outings that I'll really enjoy? Tch.

Awkward Besties[]

  • Don't take this the wrong way or anything, but I kinda like seeing your face. It's a nice break from the starfish and see sponge that are normally around.

Flirt[]

  • Don't stand so close to me! Oh, but not that far either. Closer... a little to the left... one step back... perfect! Now don't move.
  • Huh. I don't think I ever thanked you for cleaning up the beach. Well. Thanks. Not many people bother. Uh... it's the middle finger you humans hold up to show appreciation, right?
  • Why is it that even though I kinda maybe like you, I'm also mad at you for some reason? I never new there was more to emotions than "pinch" and "no pinch"...
  • Blinking both eyes at the same time is hard, okay? I wasn't winking at you!
  • Wanna fight? You may be taller than me, but I'm stronger! Probably.
  • I don't know what it is, but something about your face makes me want to punch you. So! You! Me! Sockem Boppem fight! Let's go!
  • It's not like I was at the beach every day because I hoped to see you or anything! That makes it sound like I had a c-crush on you or something! I was a crab. Hanging out at the beach is literally our whole thing.

Gift[]

  • Yoink! Thanks. This is neat and I'm glad you let me take it.

Poke[]

  • Cut it out! That... feels funny. Not in the ha-ha way. In the I-think-I-like-it-way...
  • Unacceptable! You'll never win ANY tickle fights if that's all you've got!

Upgrade to Crush[]

  1. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got me. I admit it. You're pretty cool. But you wanna know something else?
  2. I already knew that. I've wanted to talk to you for a really long time now, but I was never able to manage. Communicating as a crab is difficult!

Crush[]

  • You'd better be here to give me some kind of compliment! I thought of one I want to give you, but I don't want it to seem out of the blue, so you have to start.

Flirt[]

  • Now that I'm human, when do I get to start me side hustle? I've literally spent my entire life hustling sideways, so I've never been more prepared for ANYTHING!
  • I guess I should apologize to yo for being so crabby earlier. An attitude problem is part of the territory.
  • Hmph. I won't say that I have a crush on you, but I won't say that I don't have a crush on you either.
  • Can I say that you helped me out of my shell? I mean that in a VERY literal way.
  • I was just thinking we should hang out here more. Ah! B-because it's nice here! Not because I like spending time with you! Don't get the wrong idea!
  • C'mon we're gonna dig some holes in the sand! I LOVE digging holes in the sand! You never know what kind of treasure you'll find at the beach.

Gift[]

  • Cool! I'd fight someone over this. Thanks!

Poke[]

  • Cut it out! That... feels funny. Not in the ha-ha way. In the I-think-I-like-it-way...
  • Unacceptable! You'll never win ANY tickle fights if that's all you've got!

Upgrade to Sweetheart[]

  1. Oy! You bu...bubble? Bubble. Yep. That's what I meant to say. You've got a pet name now. That's okay with you, right?
  2. Ha-HA! Good! I wasn't really going to give you a choice. I think bubble really suits you, cause you're both fun and it makes me happy looking at you.

Sweetheart[]

  • Y'know, I was feeling a little "left shark" until you showed up. Thanks for making me feel better.

Flirt[]

  • Where do yo keep your snacks? I want some. Sharing your snacks is a good way to prove you like me.
  • Kinda disappointed at the availability of crab-themed games. They're all about fighting! Don't get me wrong, I LOVE fighting, but I do that all day. What about a chill dating sim?
  • Thinking about it, I'm kinda glad I'm not a hermit. Can you IMAGINE the size of shell I'd need to store the hundreds of gifts I make you get me? Yikes.
  • C'mon we're gonna dig some holes in the sand! I LOVE digging holes in the sand! You never know what kind of treasure you'll find at the beach.
  • Hmph. I won't say that I have a crush on you, but I won't say that I don't have a crush on you either.
  • Now that I'm human, when do I get to start me side hustle? I've literally spent my entire life hustling sideways, so I've never been more prepared for ANYTHING!

Gift[]

  • Cool! I'd fight someone over this. Thanks!

Poke[]

  • Yes! I was hoping you'd do that! Now come here, it's MY turn! Heeheehee!
  • Cut it out! That... feels funny. Not in the ha-ha way. In the I-think-I-like-it-way...

Upgrade to Girlfriend[]

  1. I learned something today. When humans call you "mate", it's just like calling you "friend". I've been calling you my mate, but it means... something else in crab. What do I do?
  2. It's called "Girlfriend" huh? Okay! I'm your girlfriend! Thanks for clearing that up for me!

Girlfriend[]

  • You put a smile on my face, bubble. Buuuuut it's up to you to decide if it's because I'm feeling happy, or if it's because I'm up to something!

Flirt[]

  • Me and you, sitting in a tree! P-I-N-C-H-I-N-G!
  • Where do you keep your snacks? I want some. Sharing your snacks is a good way to prove you like me.
  • Kinda disappointed at the availability of crab-themed games. They're all about fighting! Don't get me wrong, I LOVE fighting, but I do that all day. What about a chill dating sim?
  • Thinking about it, I'm kinda glad I'm not a hermit. Can you IMAGINE the size of shell I'd need to store the hundreds of gifts I make you get me? Yikes.

Gift[]

  • Why can't I hold all these gifts? I guess I lack discipline. Better give me more stiff so I can train!

Poke[]

  • Yes! I was hoping you'd do that! Now come here, it's MY turn! Heeheehee!
  • Cut it out! That... feels funny. Not in the ha-ha way. In the I-think-I-like-it-way...

Upgrade to Lover[]

  1. There's something I've been meaning to tell you, but I don't want you to make a big deal out of it, okay?
  2. Here it goes. I'm IN love with you. My heart is full of love FOR you. And? I love you. Just in general. You're wonderful, bubble!

Lover[]

  • Great! You're here. Time to shower me with your unrestrained love and affection heehee!
  • I was just trying to decide if I should kiss you and demand to know where you've been, or slap you and whisper that I missed you. Which would you prefer? I'll do the other one.
  • Heeheehee.,. Turn around! I wanna sneak up on you and jump on your back.
  • It's about time! I was starting to think you'd forgotten about me is obviously both unacceptable and untrue.
  • Hi, Bubble! Oooh, you're so cute I could just pinch your cheeks!
  • Yes! You're back! I'm so happy to sea you!

Seduce[]

  • Oh my GOSH! I can't believe I didn't know about WATERBEDS until now! I may have bought one. Or thirteen. Time to redecorate the house!
  • We're so good together! If I would have known a little smooch was all it would take for us to end up together, I would have crawled on your face the first time I saw you instead of stealing that Cassie's girl's bikini top!
  • Do you wanna play a game or something? Checkers? hopscotch? Wait. You can't have a winner in hopscotch, can you? What a useless game. Checkers it is!
  • Pinch pinch! Aw, come on, it's just a little love nip! How else are you supposed to know I'm thinking about you?
  • How did I get to the point where I feel my life would suck without you? Not that I'm complaining, I've been dreaming about being with you for so long, watching you from afar... and now it's my reality. I'm grateful, but I'm still confused.
  • I was pretending to be this huge kaiju on the beach, and stomped on some kid's sandcastle. She got upset. I've learned my lesson, but just in case it happens again accidentally, how do you calm down a crying human child and their parents?
  • Just so you know, anger and love are similar emotions. They're not the opposite of one another, they're just different forms of passion! I'm telling you this because I'm hoping you'll realize I've always loved you.
  • Give me your hand. It's going o my head for a minute. I'd better not hear any complaints either! I may be demanding headpats, but my hair is silky and nice to touch. You'll like it.
  • LOOK AT THIS! I can pick up things with my TOES! Human bodies are so WEIRD.
  • Don't think that just because we are lovers now, I'm over wanting to punch, pinch, and bonk you! In fact, if anything, I want to do that stuff more! Especially the bonking!
  • Heehee! I like to think I'm your deadliest catch. Even including the bear girl!
  • Someone suggested I go jump in a lake, and I can't believe I didn't think of that myself! So obviously I added it to my non-crab-bucket list. When are you free? I can't imagine going with anyone but you!
  • You're positively carbtacular! Which is the highest compliment you can give a person. You're welcome.
  • I... I love you! But it's kind of embarrassing to say, dummy.
  • AHHH! Where's my millionth sand dollar? It was just here a second ago! Someone must've stolen it! It's not like sand dollars can sprout feet and walk away! *sob* Hold me?
  • Admit it! You find me crabtivating!
  • Gosh, I shore feel like a blobfish today. Can we just hang out and hold hands? I promise not to squeeze too hard this time!
  • Jeez! You're gonna blind someone with that smile! Heehee, I'm just pulling your leg. I really love your face, and I like the way it lights up when you see me. I hope I light up like that too when you're around!
  • I'm thinking of starting a band. I know a couple of crustaceans that are real rock lobsters! What do you think of the name "Marshmallow and the Crabettes"? Oh, did I forget to mention that you'll be the lead singer?
  • BOP! PINCH! Oh whoops , sorry! I hope that didn't hurt. I still have these irresistible urges to prove to you that I'm fit to be your mate... So... is that a yes, or should I keep pinching?
  • Let's get that mystery-flavored ice-cream from the Snacc Shack. I know it can be kind of a crab-shoot, but think it'll be fun to try it together!
  • Yes! I'm just so happy that you're mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
  • I'm just... really angry for no reason! Do you know what this means? You need to get your butt over here and hug me! Being hugged by you makes me feel calm and nice.
  • Your love hit me like a tidal wave. I was defensive about it, but it carried me exactly to where I needed to be - in your arms.
  • Y'know, if I was stranded on a deserted island and I could only bring one thing, that thing would be you! I mean, I'm a pretty good swimmer, so I wouldn't be actually be stuck there or anything. I just think the pretense is kinda romantic.

Poke[]

  • Heehee! Ah! No! Heehee! Wait! Heehee! Watch out, I don't wanna punch you by accident!
  • Yes! I was hoping you'd do that! Now come here, it's MY turn! Heehee!
  • Ahhh! Heehee! Ya big meanie! I wasn't prepared!

Gift[]

  • Niiiiiiiiiiiice! I love that you give me so much stuff. It's just one of the many reasons you're the best.
  • Why can't I hold all these gifts? I guess I lack discipline. Better give me more stuff so I can train!
  • Thank you, this is great! But you know what would make it even better? If it was shinier! I LOVE shiny things!
  • Don't worry, I'm not shellfish. We can both play with this! But... me first.
  • Ha-HA! YES! This is absolutely crabulous!
  • [School Uniform] In the name of the sea, I will punish you! For being a HUGE NERD! Because someone has to be the school bully, and I think I'm better suited to the role than you are!
  • [Bathing Suit] Yes! Yes! Look at this! I'm unbeatable now! I'm gonna go punch a shark! Don't try and stop me!
  • [Diamond Ring] Heehee! I didn't think I was the marrying kind, but I'm so happy we tide the knot!
  • [Holiday Outfit] Do you wanna come and share my sweater? There's lots of room.
  • [Unique Outfit] I'm not a morning person, bubble. If you wake me up early, you'd better have coffee and breakfast in-hand! Otherwise, I turn into one crabby beach!
  • [Animated Pose] I'm not a morning person, bubble. If you wake me up early, you'd better have coffee and breakfast in-hand! Otherwise, I turn into one crabby beach!

Date[]

  • [Moonlit Stroll] I can't believe you think the figure in the moon is a rabbit or some guy. It's clearly a crab! The claw's on one side, and the legs go out from the middle... You see it, right?
  • [Beach] I used to be really jealous of all the people you hung out with at the beach... now I'm one of them! Hooray!
  • [Sightseeing] What a beautiful place! Everything was just so... RED! I can't believe you wouldn't let me stuff leaves in your shirt too. It's gonna take me a zillion trips to get them all back to the beach!
  • [Movie Theater] Of course I live under a rock. I still don't understand what that has to do with me not understanding who those weirdos in capes were though.

Dialogue About Ayeka[]

  • Hey, do you want a cracker? I don't know who left them, but they're obviously for me. It says so on the bag. "Crab Crackers". There's something really familiar-tasting about them too...
  • I got a note that said "Human legs don't grow back" and I can't decide if that's a threat or just some random information.
  • Some JERK replaced my perfume with melted butter! I'm offended but I also smell DELICIOUS. I mean, I'd eat me.
  • Okay, that beeyotch with the face? She'd better stop following me around. These fleshy fingers are nothing compared to my claws, but I'm shore my knuckles will do in a pinch!

Requirements Table[]

RelationshipLevel Requirement 1 Requirement 2 Requirement 3 Requirement 4 Rewards
Adversary 1,010,000 Afection 837 Hand Lotion 984 Fruit Baskets Heli-Jumper

(LifeGuard)

1 Diamond
Nuisance 11,110,000 Afection 208 Coconut Drinks 938 Chocolates Lvl. 25 Lucky 1 Diamond
Frenemy 133,320,000 Afection 487 Flowers 285 Cake Lvl. 35 Buff 1 Diamond
Aquaintence 1,733,160,000 Afection 485 Tuna Cans 184 Shoes Kracken Kracker

(Slaying)

1 Diamond
Friendzoned 24,264,240,000 Afection 168 Water pistol 283 Necklace Lvl. 55 Buff 1 Diamond
Awkward Besties 363,963,600,000 Affection 864 New Car Lvl. 61 Lucky 17 Moonlit Stroll 1 Diamomd
Crush 5,823,417,600,000 Affection 8 Magic Candles Ark Commandent

(Zoo)

23 Beach 1 Diamond
Sweetheart 98,998,099,200,000 Affection 10 Enchanted Scraf Atlantean King

(LifeGuard)

29 Sightseeing 1 Diamond
Girlfriend 1,781,965,785,600,000 Affection 7 Bewitched Jam Lvl. 72 Tenderness 43 Movie Theater 3 Diamonds
Lover You did it! - - - -

Trivia[]

  • When Shelly talks about the player being better company than a starfish and a sea sponge, she could be referencing SpongeBob SquarePants which implies that the SpongeBob universe may be canon, somewhat
  • In the first encounter when Shelly turns into a human, it could be referencing "The Princess and The Frog" where a kiss turns a frog into a handsome prince, in this case a crab into a cute girl
  • Shelly is one of the youngest characters at 18, along with Ayeka, Eve and Juliet.
  • When Shelly is taking about how crab-themed games are few and are mainly about fighting and says, "What about a chill dating sim?" which is a reference to Crush Crush
  • When poking Shelly at Sweetheart and above there's a chance for her to say, "it's MY turn" which may be a possible reference to Despicable Me when Gru says "it's my turn"
  • Shelly says at Awkward Besties level, "There's a rave later. I'd invite you but you're not a crab" which is a reference to the crab rave meme
  • At Awkward Besties, Shelly says "sockem boppem fight", which is a reference to the Rockem Sockem robots
  • At Acquaintance level, Shelly says "You're like 10,000 leagues out of my... er... league" which is a possible reference to the Book "20,000 Leagues Under The Sea"
  • At Girlfriend Level, one of Shelly's possible dialogue options is "Me and you, sitting in a tree! P-I-N-C-H-I-N-G!", where instead of the usual one where the word "kissing" is spelled, she is instead spelling out "pinching" as she used to be a crab
  • At Lover, one of Shelly's possible seduce options goes, "We're so good together! If I would have known a little smooch was all it would take for us to end up together, I would have crawled on your face the first time I saw you instead of stealing that Cassie's girl's bikini top!" which confirms that Shelly was the one who initially stole Cassie's Bikini top during her beach date
  • After Shelly's beach date she says "I used to be really jealous of all the people you hung out with at the beach" which confirms that she was the crab at most of the girls' beach dates, except Ayeka's as she eats a crab during her Beach Date
  • At Lover level, when seducing her there is a chance she could say, "I like to think I'm your deadliest catch. Even including the bear girl!" and the bear girl referencing Bearverly
  • When at Lover level and seducing Shelly, one of the possible dialogue goes, "AHHH! Where's my millionth sand dollar? It was just here a second ago! Someone must've stolen it! It's not like sand dollars can sprout feet and walk away!" usually when someone says something like this they are talking about the impossible, but in the case of sand dollars, they can actually move.
  • Shelly is the only girl the player character kisses before getting to know them as with the other girls you kiss them after the Sweetheart level
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