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Sofia is a weather girl unlocked in the phone update. She is unlocked once Iro is at Crush level. 

She contacts you to request your vote in this year's Miss Forecast contest. 

From her texts, she seems to be an easily flustered girl when flirted with. She also seems to refer to her belongings as you would people (ex. "My phone - sometimes she is so stubborn." and "My map pointer - she is very dangerous."). She's seem to have given Marshmallow the nickname 'my melon'.

Personality[]

Sofia is not a pirate. She seems to be easily flustered, shown to be squealing and extremely embarrassed (while also happy) when you flirt with her.

Trivia[]

  • Sofia refers to objects (her pointer and phone) with gendered pronouns. This is unusual in English, but very common in Romance languages, like Spanish.
  • When Sofia says she knows the storm is going to start soon because her "beloved abuela just called me to say that her knees are aching." This could be a reference to Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, when the old woman on Tatooine tells Anakin that her bones were aching, and so a sandstorm must be coming.

Messages[]

SFW version[]

Progress SFW chat NSFW chat
1/13 Today's weather is going to be *muy caliente!* Don't get caught without sunscreen and a hat! I mean it!
2/13 And don't forget to vote for your favorite weather girl (or guy!) in this year's Miss Forecast contest!
3/13 I am Sofia Isabella Luciana, your local weather girl from Channel 69! And I would be so grateful if all my loyal viewers voted for me! <3
4/13 Thank you so much! I love you all from the bottom of my heart! And don't forget that sunscreen!
(A) Sofia? Are you the weather girl with the pretty eyes, or the one with the eyepatch?
(B) Hey Sofia! I would vote for you, but I'm afraid of pirates. Sorry!
5/13 Haha! No no no! You silly melon! You are thinking of Captain Maisy - Channel 69's Hot Gossip Expert!
6/13 I am Sofia Isabella Luciana! I tell you the weather, whether you like it or not! Hahaha!
(A) I'm afraid I can't quite picture you. I keep imagining Capt. Maisy and her haunting dead-eyed stare.
(B) Omigosh! This can't be real! Sofia is my hero. This is some kind of prank!
7/13 Hee hee! My sweet melon, you are making me giggle.
8/13 Hold your horse! I will send you my picture, so you can know for sure it is me!
Pause 1 hour pause
9/13 Here you are!
10/13 (Oh wait, how do I add my picture...)
11/13 ???
Pause 4 hour pause
12/13 Okay here it is! Hee hee! Sorry! My phone - sometimes she is so stubborn!
13/13 [Sofia photo 1]
(A) ...
(B) !!!
1/24 What is it??? Is there something wrong? Have I insulted you somehow???
(A) No no, I just... You're so incredibly beautiful. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
(B) You ARE the weather girl with the pretty eyes. <3
2/24 Ah ha ha! You are so very sweet! But I must confess - I am nothing without my makeup and wardrobe team!
3/24 I feel sometimes they are miracle workers. Before their magic, I am barely a human!
(A) I really don't believe you.
(B) You lie. The magic is in your eyes. Nowhere else.
4/24 No no! I promise! I need coffee and powder and mascara, or I am more like Channel 69's Weather GHOUL!
5/24 But I appreciate your compliments. You are so sweet! <3 Especially for a stranger!
6/24 Most times I am talking with fans - they tell me I am shorter than they imagined! Or they tell me I am bad at predicting weather!
7/24 I tell them, "Look - do you see? Here is my PhD in meteorology. It was very expensive!"
8/24 "But even with this - the weather is like a beautiful man or woman on a motorcycle..."
9/24 "They are so mysterious. And dangerous! You cannot always predict them. So just wear a helmet, please."
10/24 And by helmet, I mean sunscreen.
(A) I really thought you were talking about a different kind of protection there for a sec...
(B) And now I'm picturing you on a motorcycle. With a helmet. And nothing else...
Pause 6 hour pause
11/24 Eee! You are so naughty! I bet you flirt with all the Weather Girls like so, yes?
12/24 You tell them their eyes are so pretty, and then they melt like an ice cube in a heatwave!
(A) It's only fair. Looking at your picture, I am filled with a storm of emotions. With 100% humidity!
(B) I can't help it! When destiny shows you the most beautiful girl in the world, you MUST be bold!
13/24 Aiiee! You make me squeal! I am being so foolish with you!
(A) There is something I want to ask you, but I do not want to offend you...
(B) Listen. May I ask you for something... scandalous?
14/24 Oooooooh! I am intrigued!
15/24 But I warn you! My map pointer - she is very dangerous. My poke is like lightning!
(A) I have always wondered... Do Weather Girls do the news... Commando?
(B) I have heard that Weather Girls do not wear underwear. For luck? Is that true?
16/24 Ayyyyyy! >.<
Pause 2 hour pause
17/24 You made me scream for real!
18/24 Hahaha!
19/24 You have a naughty mind, melon! Already I can see it is imagining such things!
20/24 You must wait for an answer! My heart is racing, and my cheeks are as red as fire!
Pause 1 day pause
21/24 Okay, I have made my decision...
22/24 I will solve your mystery...
23/24 Here you are. A special gift, to put your mind at ease. But also to tickle it and make it restless once more!
24/24 [Sofia photo 2]
(A) I am so happy! But now my heart desires so much more than just seeing you...
(B) All I can do now is imagine my hands there. Exploring all of your softness.
1/23 Ayy! Hee hee!
2/23 Maybe it was a bad idea to send this picture? Now I have you all worked up!
3/23 And maybe now I am imagining too many things...
4/23 Eeek! I will be filming my show soon!
5/23 And now I am... Warm.
6/23 My makeup team! They will scold me! I am blushing like a tomato!
(A) Sounds like you should do something about it. I can help.
(B) Pretend I'm there with you. We'll do this together.
Pause 4 hour pause
7/23 I am.. Imagining...
8/23 You are holding me. I feel your breath. You are pressing me to the wall...
9/23 You kiss me. I feel your teeth on my lower lip...
10/23 Ayyyyyyy!!!!!
Pause 2 hour pause
11/23 Oh oh oh oh!!!
12/23 Oh my!
13/23 That was... That was very intense.
14/23 Ayy! I am embarrassed!
15/23 It has been... A while... Since I... Well, you know.
16/23 So much I am working! I forget to take time for me.
17/23 Who has time for love? >.<
(A) I will always have time for you Sofia.
(B) You are incredible. I would break the whole world to give you the time you need for happiness.
18/23 Hee hee! I do not know even what to say.
19/23 You have given me a thrill from nowhere!
20/23 Thank you for making me feel beautiful.
Pause 2 day pause
21/23 Here, I have a little gift for you...
22/23 So now you can imagine me...
23/23 [Sofia photo 3]
1/∞ I have to go! I must freshen up before my show!
2/∞ Don't forget to vote for me for Miss Forecast this year! Hahaha!
3/∞ Talk to you later, my beloved melon. <3 <3 <3

Moist version[]

Progress Moist and Uncensored chat
1/13 Today's weather is going to be *muy caliente!* Don't get caught without sunscreen and a hat! I mean it!
2/13 And don't forget to vote for your favorite weather girl (or guy!) in this year's Miss Forecast contest!
3/13 I am Sofia Isabella Luciana, your local weather girl from Channel 69! And I would be so grateful if all my loyal viewers voted for me! <3
4/13 Thank you so much! I love you all from the bottom of my heart! And don't forget that sunscreen!
(A) Sofia? Are you the weather girl with the pretty eyes, or the one with the eyepatch?
(B) Hey Sofia! I would vote for you, but I'm afraid of pirates. Sorry!
5/13 Haha! No no no! You silly melon! You are thinking of Captain Maisy - Channel 69's Hot Gossip Expert!
6/13 I am Sofia Isabella Luciana! I tell you the weather, whether you like it or not! Hahaha!
(A) I'm afraid I can't quite picture you. I keep imagining Capt. Maisy and her haunting dead-eyed stare.
(B) Omigosh! This can't be real! Sofia is my hero. This is some kind of prank!
7/13 Hee hee! My sweet melon, you are making me giggle.
8/13 Hold your horse! I will send you my picture, so you can know for sure it is me!
Pause 1 hour pause
9/13 Here you are!
10/13 (Oh wait, how do I add my picture...)
11/13 ???
Pause 4 hour pause
12/13 Okay here it is! Hee hee! Sorry! My phone - sometimes she is so stubborn!
13/13 [Sofia photo 1]
(A) ...
(B) !!!
1/24 What is it??? Is there something wrong? Have I insulted you somehow???
(A) No no, I just... You're so incredibly beautiful. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
(B) You ARE the weather girl with the pretty eyes. <3
2/24 Ah ha ha! You are so very sweet! But I must confess - I am nothing without my makeup and wardrobe team!
3/24 I feel sometimes they are miracle workers. Before their magic, I am barely a human!
(A) I really don't believe you.
(B) You lie. The magic is in your eyes. Nowhere else.
4/24 No no! I promise! I need coffee and powder and mascara, or I am more like Channel 69's Weather GHOUL!
5/24 But I appreciate your compliments. You are so sweet! <3 Especially for a stranger!
6/24 Most times I am talking with fans - they tell me I am shorter than they imagined! Or they tell me I am bad at predicting weather!
7/24 I tell them, "Look - do you see? Here is my PhD in meteorology. It was very expensive!"
8/24 "But even with this - the weather is like a beautiful man or woman on a motorcycle..."
9/24 "They are so mysterious. And dangerous! You cannot always predict them. So just wear a helmet, please."
10/24 And by helmet, I mean sunscreen.
(A) I really thought you were talking about a different kind of protection there for a sec...
(B) And now I'm picturing you on a motorcycle. With a helmet. And nothing else...
Pause 6 hour pause
11/24 Eee! You are so naughty! I bet you flirt with all the Weather Girls like so, yes?
12/24 You tell them their eyes are so pretty, and then they melt like an ice cube in a heatwave!
(A) It's only fair. Looking at your picture, I am filled with a storm of emotions. With 100% humidity!
(B) I can't help it! When destiny shows you the most beautiful girl in the world, you MUST be bold!
13/24 Aiiee! You make me squeal! I am being so foolish with you!
(A) There is something I want to ask you, but I do not want to offend you...
(B) Listen. May I ask you for something... scandalous?
14/24 Oooooooh! I am intrigued!
15/24 But I warn you! My map pointer - she is very dangerous. My poke is like lightning!
(A) I have always wondered... Do Weather Girls do the news... Commando?
(B) I have heard that Weather Girls do not wear underwear. For luck? Is that true?
16/24 Ayyyyyy! >.<
Pause 2 hour pause
17/24 You made me scream for real!
18/24 Hahaha!
19/24 You have a naughty mind, melon! Already I can see it is imagining such things!
20/24 You must wait for an answer! My heart is racing, and my cheeks are as red as fire!
Pause 1 day pause
21/24 Okay, I have made my decision...
22/24 I will solve your mystery...
23/24 Hee hee! Your suspicions were true, my sweet melon! Maybe my skirts are too tight? Or maybe you are looking very closely?
24/24 [NSFW photo]
(A) Sofia! You fill me with intense desire! I want to lift you onto that desk and make love to you!
(B) I want to kiss your body. Touch you and taste you and make love to you.
1/23 Ayyy! My sweet melon, you cannot say this to me!
2/23 You are making me shiver...
3/23 And maybe now I am imagining too many things...
4/23 Eeek! I will be filming my show soon!
5/23 And now I am... Warm and wet for you...Warm.
6/23 My makeup team! They will scold me! I am blushing like a tomato!
(A) Put your hands on your body. Close your eyes. They are my hands now.
(B) I want you to touch yourself. And tell me what you're imagining.
Pause 4 hour pause
7/23 Your hands... they are touching my breasts...
8/23 Your thumbs are softly swirling my nipples. You are pressing me to the wall...
9/23 I feel your fingers slip inside of me. I am losing my breath!
10/23 Ayyyyyyy!!!!!
Pause 2 hour pause
11/23 I'm coming! I'm coming! AAAHHHHH!
12/23 Oh my!
13/23 I finished so quickly! I barely touched myself! >.<
14/23 Ayy! I am embarrassed!
15/23 It has been... A while... Since I... Well, you know.
16/23 So much I am working! I forget to take time for me.
17/23 Who has time for love? >.<
(A) I will always have time for you Sofia.
(B) You are incredible. I would break the whole world to give you the time you need for happiness.
18/23 Hee hee! I do not know even what to say.
19/23 You have given me a thrill from nowhere!
20/23 Thank you for making me feel beautiful.
Pause 2 day pause
21/23 Here, I have a little gift for you...
22/23 So now you can imagine making love to me.
23/23 [NSFW photo]]
1/∞ I have to go! I must freshen up before my show!
2/∞ Don't forget to vote for me for Miss Forecast this year! Hahaha!
3/∞ Talk to you later, my beloved melon. <3 <3 <3

Second Conversation[]

SFW Version[]

Progress SFW chat
1/45 Sophia Isabella Luciana here! I am very happy to announce...
2/45 That I have been named this year's Miss Forecast!!!
3/45 I can hardly believe it. I feel so loved!
4/45 I owe this triumph to my loyal viewers, who voted for me over and over again. Gracias! Thank you!
5/45 I love you with all my heart!
(A) Congratulations to the most beautiful Miss Forecast of all time.
(B) I knew it! I knew you would defeat that creepy pirate news anchor!
6/45 Eeee! Thank you! Eee! I do not think she was in the running. But thank you!
7/45 I was so happy to receive my silver trophy. It's shaped like a happy little cloud! I am on Cloud 9. I feel like I could beat Captain Maisy even at a Miss Jolly Roger contest!
8/45 It looks so pretty on my mantle, with the others <3 Then again, she does have a lovely booty...
9/45 Did I mention this is my third year winning? And those gold teeth! No, I could not complete.
10/45 And I have only been a weather girl for three years now! Tee hee! I need to stop chasing rainbows! Hee hee!
11/45 Now! Tell me how you are, my sweet little melon.
12/45 My "numero uno" fan.
(A) Me? I'm right as rain!
(B) To be honest, I've been feeling a bit under the weather.
13/45 Rain! Ah, rain is so beautiful, so refreshing... Into each life some rain must fall!
14/45 And to kiss in the rain is the most romantic dream <3 But you, my melon, can stand under my umbrella <3
15/45 Ayy, I cannot help but think of romance when we talk!
16/45 We are as electrically charged as two clouds ready to make lightning!
(A) I feel that too! My hair is all staticky and everything!
(B) Oh, Sofia. You're a breath of fresh air.
17/45 Ooooohh!! When we finally touch, there will surely be a spark between us. And you take mine away!
18/45 Oh, before we get carried away...
19/45 I have an important warning to give you!
20/45 There is a big, big storm coming.
(A) How big? Should I start battening down the hatches?
(B) I know! It's the whirlwind of passion I feel for you!
21/45 BIG big! Yes! My melon, I wish it were only that!
22/45 You have your 72-hour emergency kit prepared, yes?
(A) My what?
(B) Probably - my maid is usually on top of those things.
23/45 My goodness! Your food! Your water! Your toliet paper! You do not know for sure?
24/45 Don't you know how to prepare for a disaster? My, you are so brave and bold to live this way!
Pause 30 minutes pause
25/45 As Miss Forecast, it is my duty to ensure that all my loyal viewers are safe and informed!
26/45 This storm will bring gale force winds and torrential rains.
27/45 There could be blackouts, falling trees, backyard trampolines rolling down the streets...
28/45 You must be ready for anything!
(A) I'll start stockpiling. What should I get? Toothpicks? Stamps?
(B) Oh! Well, in that case... Do you want to come over and make out with me?
29/45 What!? No! Oh my! That sounds... Eee! You are trying to distract me! But emergency preparedness must come first.
30/45 You will need a manual can opener, a battery-operated radio, and a whistle, ok?
31/45 Also, you will need to board up your windows.
(A) All of them? Do you know how big my house is?
(B) Wow. I guess I'd better get to work before all hail breaks loose.
32/45 Aaaiiiee! Oh my goodness, you are too funny!! Yes! Do that!
33/45 Just promise me you'll take good care of yourself?
34/45 To me, you are not just any viewer...
35/45 You are much more!
(A) I promise... On one condition.
(B) Of course I will. But you have to do something for me in return.
36/45 Only one? What is it?
37/45 I am sure I know what you will say, but tell me, quick!
(A) I need another selfie. Your beauty... It gives me the motivation I need!
(B) Well, all this talk of bad storms has me a little nervous. I need you to help me calm down.
38/45 Aiiee! You are making me squeal again. I did not mean to scare you melon!!!
39/45 Your adoration is a force of mother nature. It is like... Would it help if I sent you a picture of me? So you can see how calm I am?
40/45 Like a sudden drop in barometric pressure! I can feel it, and I know there will soon be a downpour. Surely, if Miss Forecast is calm then you should be too!
Pause 4 hours pause
41/45 Let me put away my cloud charts and temperature graphs, and then I will send you a photo.
42/45 Good thing there is always a tripod set up in the studio!
43/45 It makes it very easy to take pictures of myself, hee hee!
Pause 15 minutes pause
44/45 Here you are, my melon.
45/45 [Sofia photo 4]
1/∞ I hope this comforts and inspires you <3
(A) You're like a queen crowned in sunshine. I'm not worthy!
(B) Those eyes of yours... They make me feel so at peace.
2/∞ Oh! I did not even noticed, tee hee! Thank goodness! It is so important to stay calm, especially in an emergency.
3/∞ If I am your queen, then I command you to stock up on canned goods and candles in my honor! If you ever start to feel frightened or unsure, just look at my picture again <3
4/∞ And don't forget to keep an eye out for me, on Channel 69!
5/∞ I will be updating the public on this developing storm very soon.
(A) I'll be watching.
(B) I'll be waiting.
6/∞ *Mwah* <3
7/∞ Now go! Go prepare your things!
8/∞ I will speak to you soon, my precious melon!

Moist version[]

Progress Moist and Uncensored chat
1/45 Sophia Isabella Luciana here! I am very happy to announce...
2/45 That I have been named this year's Miss Forecast!!!
3/45 I can hardly believe it. I feel so loved!
4/45 I owe this triumph to my loyal viewers, who voted for me over and over again. Gracias! Thank you!
5/45 I love you with all my heart!
(A) Congratulations to the most beautiful Miss Forecast of all time.
(B) I knew it! I knew you would defeat that creepy pirate news anchor!
6/45 Eeee! Thank you! Eee! I do not think she was in the running. But thank you!
7/45 I was so happy to receive my silver trophy. It's shaped like a happy little cloud! I am on Cloud 9. I feel like I could beat Captain Maisy even at a Miss Jolly Roger contest!
8/45 It looks so pretty on my mantle, with the others <3 Then again, she does have a lovely booty...
9/45 Did I mention this is my third year winning? And those gold teeth! No, I could not complete.
10/45 And I have only been a weather girl for three years now! Tee hee! I need to stop chasing rainbows! Hee hee!
11/45 Now! Tell me how you are, my sweet little melon.
12/45 My "numero uno" fan.
(A) Me? I'm right as rain!
(B) To be honest, I've been feeling a bit under the weather.
13/45 Rain! Ah, rain is so beautiful, so refreshing... Into each life some rain must fall!
14/45 And it gets me wet!
15/45 Ayy, I cannot help but think of romance when we talk!
16/45 We are as electrically charged as two clouds ready to make lightning!
(A) I feel that too! My hair is all staticky and everything!
(B) Oh, Sofia. You're a breath of fresh air.
17/45 Ooooohh!! When we finally touch, there will surely be a spark between us. And you take mine away!
18/45 Oh, before we get carried away...
19/45 I have an important warning to give you!
20/45 There is a big, big storm coming.
(A) How big? FYI I wiggled my eyebrows while I typed that.
(B) Should we... Stock up on candles and take shelter together?
21/45 Oooh, you are too charming for your own good <3
22/45 You have your 72-hour emergency kit prepared, yes?
(A) My what?
(B) Probably - my maid is usually on top of those things.
23/45 My goodness! Your food! Your water! Your toliet paper! You do not know for sure?
24/45 Don't you know how to prepare for a disaster? My, you are so brave and bold to live this way!
Pause 30 minutes pause
25/45 As Miss Forecast, it is my duty to ensure that all my loyal viewers are safe and informed!
26/45 This storm will bring gale force winds and torrential rains.
27/45 There could be blackouts, falling trees, backyard trampolines rolling down the streets...
28/45 You must be ready for anything!
(A) I'll start stockpiling. What should I get? Massage oil? Fluffy handcuffs?
(B) Oh! Well, in that case... Do you want to come over and make love to me?
29/45 What!? No! Oh my! That sounds... Eee! You are trying to distract me! But emergency preparedness must come first before you or I.
30/45 You will need a manual can opener, a battery-operated radio, and a whistle, ok?
31/45 Also, you will need to board up your windows.
(A) All of them? Do you know how big my house is?
(B) Wow. I guess I'd better get to work before all hail breaks loose.
32/45 Aaaiiiee! Oh my goodness, you are too funny!! Yes! Do that!
33/45 Just promise me you'll take good care of yourself?
34/45 To me, you are not just any viewer...
35/45 You are much more!
(A) I promise... On one condition.
(B) Of course I will. But you have to do something for me in return.
36/45 Only one? What is it?
37/45 I am sure I know what you will say, but tell me, quick!
(A) I need another selfie. Your beautiful body... It gives me the motivation I need!
(B) Well, all this talk of bad storms has me a little worked up. I need you to help me... Relax.
38/45 Aiiee! You are making my whole body blush! I hope I did not scare you, melon!
39/45 I feel like I am in the tropics! But I understand there is something so thrilling and...sensual about the power of nature.
40/45 And I cannot help but to imagine a tropical storm, the vastness of a hurricane, the pounding of the rain against my naked breasts... In fact, I have always fantasized... About making love in the rain!
Pause 4 hours pause
41/45 Let me put away my cloud charts and temperature graphs, and then I will send you a photo.
42/45 Good thing there is always a tripod set up in the studio!
43/45 It makes it very easy to take pictures of myself, hee hee!
Pause 15 minutes pause
44/45 Here you are, my melon.
45/45 [NSFW Photo]
1/∞ I'll be your port in any storm <3
(A) Damn, girl. Those sandbags could mitigate a flood.
(B) Rain or shine, I'd come to you.
2/∞ Ah! I would not even notice a flood if your hands were only on me! Eee you have me giggling and blushing like mad!
3/∞ I would be swept away on waves of passion, drowning in desire... Just make sure you stock up on canned goods and candles, okay? And then later... Maybe we can dribble hot wax on each other <3
4/∞ Ooh, I will not be able to stop thinking of you while I work, my melon.
5/∞ But I must... I will be updating the public on this developing storm very soon.
(A) I'll be watching.
(B) I'll be waiting.
6/∞ *Mwah* <3
7/∞ Now go! Go prepare your things!
8/∞ I will speak to you soon, my precious melon!

Third Conversation[]

SFW Version[]

Progress SFW chat
1/48 Just checking in on my sweet little melon...
2/48 Are you prepared for the storm?
(A) To be honest, I totally forgot all about it.
(B) I'll be waiting.
3/48 No no no! please tell me you are joking! Ah! I am so relieved!
4/48 The rain is about to start!
5/48 I know this for sure, because my beloved abuela just called me to say that her knees are aching.
(A) Do you often rely on your abuela's knees to predict the weather?
(B) My heart is aching right now, too, but I think it's because I'm so far away from you.
6/48 Well... They are certainly reliable enough, in my opinion. Tee hee! Oh, my! Tee hee!
7/48 Luckily, I also have the scientific data to back things up. Yes, when mother nature becomes aroused, our own emotions become heightened too!
8/48 The wind is strong out there... I can hear it howling past the building.
9/48 And I can see black clouds when I look through the station's windows.
10/48 Ooo, just the sight of them sends a chill running down my spine.
11/48 Like a melting ice cube on a hot summer's day...
12/48 The anticipation is driving me wild!
13/48 I've got goosebumps!
(A) Are we still talking about the weather?
(B) I feel it too! But maybe for a different reason.
14/48 Aaiiee!! Does it sound like I am talking about something else? Yes!
15/48 I am a passionate woman, my melon. I cannot help but speak of things passionately... I never thought I would meet someone else who is as passionate as I am!
16/48 Especially the weather. I love her so! Doesn't it make you feel so alive?
17/48 Ooo!
18/48 I can hear the first raindrops falling on the roof above my head!
19/48 This is so thrilling, I can hardly stand it!
20/48 Why aren't you here with me now, my melon?
21/48 I want to share this storm with you!
(A) Are outsiders allowed in the news room?
(B) It's not too late for you to join me in my cozy storm bunker.
22/48 Nobody would have to know... Hee hee! Don't tempt me, my sweet. It takes everything in my to resist.
23/48 All of my colleagues at the station have gone home to take shelter from the storm.
24/48 When they tried to insist I leave too, I told them, "No!"
25/48 I told them, "Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep the meteorologist from her duty!"
(A) Isn't that normally the postal carrier's oath?
(B) It's so attractive when a woman is devoted to her cause.
26/48 Of course not! Then it would talk about things like... Papercuts and mean dogs! Oh, I adore the way you adore me!
27/48 This is the oath of the weather girls. But this is the least I can do.
28/48 My loyal viewers are counting on me to deliver the forecast to them.
29/48 I cannot-and I WILL not-let them down!
(A) So brave. How long until your weather report?
(B) I'm a loyal viewer too, you know. Probably the most loyal. And the most viewer-y.
30/48 Not long. Yes! Yes, my melon <3
31/48 I'm almost ready, only now I am... Attempting to do my own makeup. This is why I think of you whenever I am doing my segment.
32/48 My stylist went home along with everyone else. I imagine you are the only one watching me... Hearing me...
33/48 I am not very skilled at this >.< I hope you like my voice, the things I say...
34/48 But I am trying very hard, because... The way I move and the way I look...
35/48 I want you to think I am beautiful when you see me on your screen.
(A) Sounds like you're crushing on me pretty hard.
(B) Oh, I always do.
36/48 You didn't know this already? Ah, I cannot stop giggling!
37/48 Tee hee! You make me feel like an innocent girl with a crush.
38/48 I just keep thinking about so many things...
39/48 The sweet nothings I want to whisper against your neck...
40/48 How I wish to run my fingers through your hair...
41/48 And have your arms around my waist.
42/48 I know it's madness!
43/48 We hardly know each other, but my imagination flies away from me like a big floppy hat in the wind.
(A) I like the wind. Let it take the hat.
(B) If this is madness, then I don't want to be sane.
44/48 I never liked hats anyway <3 Aaiieee! I feel the same!
Pause 7 hours pause
45/48 Now.
46/48 Tell me, my melon...
47/48 It's almost time for me to do my report.
13/13 [Sofia photo 5]
1/∞ How do I look?
(A) You look beautiful. Not a hair out of place.
(B) You are shockingly beautiful. I feel like I've been struck by lightning
2/∞ Thank you... Although it might not stay that way in 50 mph winds! How painful that must be! I'll have to nurse you back to health... After my segment.
3/∞ Wish me luck out there <3
(A) You're leaving already? :(
(B) Out there? Like "out" in the storm?
4/∞ Yes, I must. Yes.
5/∞ Sofia Isabella Luciana is reporting live on-scene!
6/∞ She has no camera operator, but she will make this weather report happen no matter what!
(A) Don't let the wind carry you away to some technicolor wonderland filled with lions ad tigers and bears!
(B) Stay safe. Maybe bring a life jacket.
7/∞ Oh my! Tee hee! You have a knack for emergency preparedness after all.
8/∞ That was a very specific warning. It's sweet that you are worried about me.
9/∞ I will try very hard not to let this happen <3 I will message you again as soon as I am able, I promise.
10/∞ Stay tuned, my melon!
11/∞ When I wink at the camera, you will know that it is meant for you <3

Moist version[]

Progress Moist and Uncensored chat
1/48 Just checking in on my sweet little melon...
2/48 Are you prepared for the storm?
(A) To be honest, I totally forgot all about it.
(B) I'm always prepared. Scout's honor!
3/48 No no no! please tell me you are joking! Ah! I am so relieved!
4/48 The rain is about to start!
5/48 I know this for sure, because my beloved abuela just called me to say that her knees are aching.
(A) Do you often rely on your abuela's knees to predict the weather?
(B) My heart is aching right now, too, but I think it's because I'm so far away from you.
6/48 Well... They are certainly reliable enough, in my opinion. Tee hee! Oh, my! Tee hee!
7/48 Luckily, I also have the scientific data to back things up. Yes, when mother nature becomes aroused, our own emotions become heightened too!
8/48 The wind is strong out there... I can hear it howling past the building.
9/48 And I can see black clouds when I look through the station's windows.
10/48 Ooo, just the sight of them sends a chill running down my spine.
11/48 Like a melting ice cube on a hot summer's day...
12/48 The anticipation is driving me wild!
13/48 I've got goosebumps!
(A) Are we still talking about the weather?
(B) I feel it too! But maybe for a different reason.
14/48 Aaiiee!! Does it sound like I am talking about something else? Yes!
15/48 I am a passionate woman, my melon. I cannot help but speak of things passionately... I never thought I would meet someone else who is as passionate as I am!
16/48 Especially the weather. I love her so! Doesn't it make you feel so alive?
17/48 Ooo!
18/48 I can hear the first raindrops falling on the roof above my head!
19/48 This is so thrilling, I can hardly stand it!
20/48 Why aren't you here with me now, my melon?
21/48 I want to share this storm with you!
(A) If I were there, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you. Someone would surely call security.
(B) Well, the truth is... I accidentally locked myself inside my bunker a while ago.
22/48 Hee hee! But there's no one else here! ?
23/48 All of my colleagues at the station have gone home to take shelter from the storm.
24/48 When they tried to insist I leave too, I told them, "No!"
25/48 I told them, "Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep the meteorologist from her duty!"
(A) Isn't that normally the postal carrier's oath?
(B) It's so attractive when a woman is devoted to her cause.
26/48 Of course not! Then it would talk about things like... Papercuts and mean dogs! Oh, I adore the way you adore me!
27/48 This is the oath of the weather girls. But this is the least I can do.
28/48 My loyal viewers count on me to give them the information they need.
29/48 I cannot-and I WILL not-let them down!
(A) So brave. How long until your weather report?
(B) I'm a loyal viewer too, you know. Probably the most loyal. And the most viewer-y.
30/48 Not long. Yes! Yes, my melon <3
31/48 I'm almost ready, only now I am... Attempting to do my own makeup. This is why I think of you whenever I am doing my segment.
32/48 My stylist went home along with everyone else. I imagine you are the only one watching me... Hearing me...
33/48 I am not very skilled at this >.< I hope you like my voice, the things I say...
34/48 But I am trying very hard, because... The way I move and the way I look...
35/48 I want you to think I am beautiful when you see me on your screen.
(A) Forget the screen. I want a private, in-person forecast!
(B) I've ruined several screens by now for just that reason.
36/48 Oooo lal la, I love it. Oh? Oh! Oooohh.
37/48 It will be... Cloudy with a chance of romance! Ahaha! You are the perfect combination of naughty and romantic for me <3
38/48 I just keep thinking about so many things...
39/48 The sweet nothings I want to whisper as I kiss and nibble your ear...
40/48 How I wish to feel your arms around me...
41/48 And your hand sliding up my thigh.
42/48 I know it's madness!
43/48 We hardly know each other, but my imagination flies away from me like a big floppy hat in the wind.
(A) I like the wind. Let it take the hat.
(B) If this is madness, then I don't want to be sane.
44/48 I never liked hats anyway <3 Aaiieee! I feel the same!
Pause 7 hours pause
45/48 Now.
46/48 Tell me, my melon...
47/48 It's almost time for me to do my report.
13/13 [NSFW Photo]
1/∞ How do I look?
(A) I like how you've done your lipstick.
(B) Ooo you're teasing me.
2/∞ It's a special technique I invented just for you ;) Only a little! To keep you thinking of me while I'm unable to answer ;)
3/∞ Wish me luck out there <3
(A) You're leaving already? :(
(B) Out there? Like "out" in the storm?
4/∞ Yes, I must. Yes.
5/∞ Sofia Isabella Luciana is reporting live on-scene!
6/∞ She has no camera operator, but she will make this weather report happen no matter what!
(A) Don't let the wind carry you away to some technicolor wonderland filled with lions ad tigers and bears!
(B) Stay safe. Maybe bring a life jacket.
7/∞ Oh my! Tee hee! You have a knack for emergency preparedness after all.
8/∞ That was a very specific warning. It's sweet that you are worried about me.
9/∞ I will try very hard not to let this happen <3 I will message you again as soon as I am able, I promise.
10/∞ Stay tuned, my melon!
11/∞ When I wink at the camera, you will know that it is meant for you <3

Fourth Conversation[]

SFW Version[]

Progress SFW chat
1/69 AAAIIEE!
2/69 Melon!
3/69 You will not believe what happened while I was doing my weather report!
(A) Was it something horrible?
(B) Was it something funny?
4/69 A little, yes! But also funny. Looking backwards, I suppose... Yes.
5/69 I am already starting to look back with laughter, thank goodness. It was terrible at the time, but we will laugh together, I am sure!
6/69 Okay.
7/69 Remember how I told you all my colleagues went home to shelter from the storm, including my camera operator?
8/69 And so I had to do everything myself?
9/69 Let me just say... It did not quite go as planned >.<
(A) Uh oh... What happened?
(B) Things rarely do, but I'm sure you managed to roll with the punches.
10/69 Ay-ay-ay! It was one thing after another! You might not think so once I tell you all the things that went wrong!
11/69 First, it took much longer than I thought to set up the tripod and the camera equipment.
12/69 The camera, it has a tiny raincoat for when we are in damp weather...
13/69 But the raincoat kept trying to fly away in the wind!
(A) "Damp" weather?
(B) Did... Did the camera get wet?
14/69 Damp... Downpour... What is the difference, really? No no no! Well... Maybe a little? I'm not sure. But no!
15/69 (Worst case... I will bring a large container of rice for the camera tomorrow. Rice can fix anything, yes?)
(A) Rice is the best. Especially when I want to eat 2000 of something.
(B) I admire your optimism.
16/69 Yes! You understand! Thank you!
17/69 So, I did manage to get everything set up - but then the rain was starting to fall much harder, and the wind...
18/69 Grrr!
19/69 It was so strong! It was ruining my hair, and my umbrella kept flipping inside out!
20/69 It was so deeply frustrating, my melon.
(A) You've come to the right person. "Frustration" is definitely something I can help with.
(B) My poor Sofia!
21/69 Ooo, I think maybe you are being suggestive with me again. I found myself wishing for you, for your comfort!
22/69 I love the way you flirt <3 I knew you would understand.
23/69 But wait! But wait, there is more!
24/69 I must finish telling you my tale.
25/69 Finally, I was ready to begin my report.
26/69 But when I started to talk, I could barely even hear myself over the wind and the rain >.<
27/69 I kept trying, but the storm was growing wilder by the moment.
28/69 The street became like a river! :O
29/69 I watched a little paper boat go by, and be swept into a storm drain...
30/69 I remember thinking to myself, "That probably isn't a good sign."
(A) Hmm, that does seem particularly ominous.
(B) Aww, man! I was wondering where my paper boat went...
31/69 Yes! Although I am not entirely sure why... I am sorry for your loss, my melon! At least I was not swept away too, although there were moments I wasn't sure...
32/69 Still, I persevered.
33/69 I kept thinking of my loyal viewers, and how they were counting on me.
34/69 And then I was thinking of you, imagining that you were watching me, hearing me...
35/69 When the hotdog cart floated past, I began to hear your voice in my head, telling me that it was too dangerous for me to be out in weather like that.
36/69 But at the same time...
(A) At the same time... What?
(B) Let me guess... It felt good?
37/69 It was just so... Yes! It felt so...
38/69 So...
39/69 Exhilarating!
40/69 Maybe I sort of... Like the danger? A little bit?
(A) I get it. Dating history includes both a bear and an immortal escaped convict.
(B) In that case, you should know that danger is my middle name.
41/69 My goodness! Yes, you do strike me as an adventurous person. You must have had eccentric parents!
42/69 You must have many exciting stories to tell... And I wish to hear them all. I wish for you to tell me all about them someday. I wish to know all your stories <3
43/69 Somehow...
44/69 Only through your words...
45/69 You have made me feel like a tree struck by lightning! Electrified and hot.
46/69 I long to know you, body, mind, and soul. I long to laugh with you... To lay in the grass and look for pictures in the cumulonimbus with you.
47/69 Which reminds me to continue my story!
(A) Okay, what happened next?
(B) Yes, I'm dying to hear it!
48/69 Let me see, where was I... Stay with me, my melon! We are mearing the climax of the tale!
49/69 I was doing my report, and the storm was very bad, and you were in my head... So I made have been a little distracted, thinking of you...
50/69 That's when, all of a sudden...
51/69 A giant piece of hail flew right over my head and smashed a window in the building behind me!
52/69 My first thought was that it would make fantastic news footage - the kind of clip that might go viral.
53/69 My second thought was that my head could have been knocked off!
(A) That's terrifying!
(B) Not your head! I love your head! It's where your face is!
54/69 It was! And the more I thought about it, the more terrifying it seemed. Yes, this is true - but thankfully my head was fine and I had captured the perfect "breaking news" video clip!
55/69 But wait, my melon - because here is the twist.
56/69 Afterwards, when I went to pack up the camera, I discovered something so disappointing...
57/69 I was never broadcasting anything!
58/69 It turns out, I hadn't set up the camera correctly >.<
59/69 This is why you wouldn't have seen me on your T.V after all.
60/69 Because I was standing in the rain, reporting on the weather, to no one and nothing!
61/69 Ahaha!
(A) No way!
(B) That is terrible! And also hilarious!!
62/69 Yes, way! Yes! I told you it was!
63/69 I felt so silly! But I cannot help laughing at myself, too.
64/69 Luckily, even though it was not broadcasted live, I do have the recording.
65/69 So I can take the part where the hail broke the window and post it on Channel 69's social media page ^-^
(A) I'll be sure to like and share.
(B) I'm so glad it worked out despite all the blips.
66/69 Thank you for being so supportive! My numero uno fan! Yes. The important thing is that I am safe and my job was... Sort of done.
67/69 I would like to share with you a picture, so you can see before anyone else what I have described :)
Pause 16 hours pause
68/69 Here you are, my melon!
69/69 [Sofia photo 6]
(A) You look cold. I wish I could warm you up in my arms.
(B) With you looking like that, your social media post is definitely going to go viral.
1/∞ Oh, you are the sweetest and kindest out of everyone I have ever known <3 I hope so!
2/∞ I am so happy to know you. It is my passion to share the weather! The more people I reach, the most people I can inspire <3
3/∞ One day, my melon, we will meet each other.
4/∞ Until then...
5/∞ We can only finish riding out the storm!
(A) Stay safe, Sofia!
(B) You're a forecaster... Can you tell me when that will be?
6/∞ And you! Xoxoxo Hee hee... Keep an eye on Channel 69, my sweet <3

Moist version[]

Progress Moist and Uncensored chat
1/69 AAAIIEE!
2/69 Melon!
3/69 You will not believe what happened while I was doing my weather report!
(A) Was it something horrible?
(B) Was it something funny?
4/69 A little, yes! But also funny. Looking backwards, I suppose... Yes.
5/69 I am already starting to look back with laughter, thank goodness. It was terrible at the time, but we will laugh together, I am sure!
6/69 Okay.
7/69 Remember how I told you all my colleagues went home to shelter from the storm, including my camera operator?
8/69 And so I had to do everything myself?
9/69 Let me just say... It did not quite go as planned >.<
(A) Uh oh... What happened?
(B) Things rarely do, but I'm sure you managed to roll with the punches.
10/69 Ay-ay-ay! It was one thing after another! You might not think so once I tell you all the things that went wrong!
11/69 First, it took much longer than I thought to set up the tripod and the camera equipment.
12/69 The camera, it has a tiny raincoat for when we are in damp weather...
13/69 But the raincoat kept trying to fly away in the wind!
14/69 Damp... Downpour... What is the difference, really? No no no! Well... Maybe a little? I'm not sure. But no!
15/69 (Worst case... I will bring a large container of rice for the camera tomorrow. Rice can fix anything, yes?)
(A) Rice is the best. Especially when I want to eat 2000 of something.
(B) I admire your optimism.
16/69 Yes! You understand! Thank you!
17/69 So, I did manage to get everything set up - but then the rain was starting to fall much harder, and the wind...
18/69 Grrr!
19/69 It was so strong! It was ruining my hair, and my umbrella kept flipping inside out!
20/69 It was so deeply frustrating, my melon.
(A) Like... Sexually frustrating? I could probably help with that.
(B) Did you get wet?
21/69 ? In more ways than one.. Teehee!
22/69 ? Ooo, I could barely stand it. It was the most pleasurable torment...
23/69 But wait! But wait, there is more!
24/69 I must finish telling you my tale.
25/69 Finally, I was ready to begin my report.
26/69 But when I started to talk, I could barely even hear myself over the wind and the rain >.<
27/69 I kept trying, but the storm was growing wilder by the moment.
28/69 The street became like a river! :O
29/69 I watched a little paper boat go by, and be swept into a storm drain...
30/69 I remember thinking to myself, "That probably isn't a good sign."
(A) Hmm, that does seem particularly ominous.
(B) Aww, man! I was wondering where my paper boat went...
31/69 Yes! Although I am not entirely sure why... I am sorry for your loss, my melon! At least I was not swept away too, although there were moments I wasn't sure...
32/69 Still, I persevered.
33/69 I kept thinking of my loyal viewers, and how they were counting on me.
34/69 And then I was thinking of you, imagining that you were watching me, hearing me...
35/69 When the hotdog cart floated past, I began to hear your voice in my head, telling me that it was too dangerous for me to be out in weather like that.
36/69 But at the same time...
(A) At the same time... What?
(B) Let me guess... It felt good?
37/69 It was just so... Yes! It felt so...
38/69 So...
39/69 Stimulating!
40/69 Which may also have been beacuse of the vibrator I was wearing.
(A) The what now?
(B) How unprofessional of you! Tell me more!
41/69 Heehee... Yes, it is true! ?
42/69 I am a naughty meteorologist. ?
43/69 Talking to you as I prepared for the storm...
44/69 I felt such a strong need.
45/69 And so I decided to use my vibrator...
46/69 The one that can stay discreetly under my skirt, teasing me and filling me with pleasure as I go about my business...
47/69 I think they call this... Multitasking?
(A) Do you do this often?
(B) That is so hot.
48/69 I have been tempted, when there is a big weather event hppening... ?
49/69 But it was the thought of you that made me ache so badly I could not resist! ?
50/69 I became distracted...
51/69 I could feel myself building towards an orgasm... I tried so hard to keep my composure, and then...
52/69 A giant gust of wind blew my dress up, right in front of the camera, revealing everything!
53/69 I couldn't stop it from happening! I came so hard, then and there, crying out in unison with the roar of thunder!
(A) Oh, wow. Talk about exposure.
(B) Oh my god!
54/69 ? I know! It is shocking! I was so afraid that I would be fired if my supervisors saw what had happened.
55/69 The most I could hope for was that somehow, nobody noticed that moment.
56/69 But here is the twist, my melon... Afterwards, when I went to pack up the camera, I discovered...
57/69 I was never broadcasting anything!
58/69 Like a gift from the heavens, I realized I hadn't set up the camera properly.
59/69 This is why you wouldn't have seen me on your T.V after all.
60/69 Because I was standing in the rain, reporting on the weather, to no one and nothing!
61/69 Ahaha!
(A) No way! That's unbelievable.
(B) Talk about a stroke of luck!
62/69 ? Very much so!
63/69 I am so glad, because I do not want the world to see me that way. I only want you to see me tat way...
64/69 And, as it turns out, even though I was not broadcasted live, I do have the recording.
65/69 So, I am going to delete everything, but... Not before I send you a special, for-your-eyes-only screenshot.
(A) Yes please.
(B) I am the luckiest human alive.
66/69 ? You are making me swoon!
67/69 Just wait until you see what I managed to capture for you ;)
Pause 16 hours pause
68/69 Here you are, my melon!
69/69 [NSFW Photo]
(A) You are a goddess, and I am not worthy.
(B) This mas to be the hottest, most intense thing I've ever seen. I share your love for storms now.
1/∞ I love the way you worship me. ?
2/∞ You make me feel so beautiful! So desired! ?
3/∞ One day, my melon, we will meet each other.
4/∞ Until then...
5/∞ We can only finish riding out the storm!
(A) Stay safe, Sofia!
(B) You're a forecaster... Can you tell me when that will be?
6/∞ And you! Xoxoxo Hee hee... Keep an eye on Channel 69, my sweet <3

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