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The Dark One (sometimes known as Dark Mio or Thelima in Hush Hush) is the eighteenth girl unlocked in the game. She is unlocked by completing Karma and Sutra. She is a dark version of Mio who came from the dark portal to destroy the world.

The Dark One GONE Icon

"GONE" icon

After reaching Lover level with The Dark One, her icon in the girls list will say "GONE" and you will be unable to interact with her in the main game. However, starting in v0.314, you have the opportunity to exchange text messages with Dark One through the Phone Flings feature.

Dark One's Phone Fling is unlocked when you reach Frenemy level with Q-Piddy, (This Phone Fling is part of Post-Storyline Phone Fling and unable to join Vote-a-Fling Event.)

Dialogue List[]

First Meeting[]

  1. You stand before the Dark Portal, ready to face the Dark One and save the world. Calling out, you challenge the Dark One to reveal itself, when suddenly...
  2. Suspension of Disbelief - CRUSHED!!
  3. A familiar face emerges from the void. "Oh. Great." She sighs. "I guess I've taken the form of someone you trust. This isn't just a cheap re-color, or a random inside joke. This is definitely the coolest way I could've looked. Let's get this over with."

Adversary[]

  • Life is so hollow.

Sorry[]

  • Oh good, I'm wearing a skirt with thigh-highs. Are you gonna buy me a schoolgirl outfit too?
  • Oh look, it's the emo goth chick trope. I bet she'll be super moody and snarky. What a twist.
  • I'm here to destroy your world, I guess. Good Lorde, I hate anime tropes.
  • Sweet sufferer, we're already doing re-colors? Those Panda jerks are getting lazy.
  • Just skip my dialog. I mostly just make fun of you for playing this. I'm like that Pamu b****, without the sexual zest.

Poke[]

  • You're touching me. A lot less of this needs to happen.

Upgrade to Nuisance[]

  1. Okay, so I hope that first level sucked. It kind of sucked, yes? [Yes]
  2. Dark Mio gained 5 exp and a f*** ton of satisfaction.

Nuisance[]

  • What kind of name is "Crush Crush"? Do those Panda jerks think ripping off half the title of an actually popular game will help them?

Sorry[]

  • I can't believe you're still playing after the slog of the last two b****es you did. Those Mystic Slippers are pure BS.
  • Hmm. I was going to say, "My eyes are up here", but looking into them would probably kill you. Feel free to continue your cowardly ogling of my tits.
  • I don't even reward you diamonds. Yeah, that's how pointless this is.
  • My physical form is partially an inside joke I don't expect you to get. For that reason alone you should probably give up.
  • My hearts go down instead of up. You should probably complain about that somewhere.

Poke[]

  • You're touching me. A lot less of this needs to happen.

Upgrade to Frenemy[]

  1. There's still time to turn back. It's all downhill from here. Or is it uphill? Wait - that expression doesn't even make sense... [OK?]
  2. Oh, you're still here. Okay. Onto the next level, I guess.

Frenemy[]

  • You have done the thing you've already done dozens of times, and yet won't stop doing. Yay.

Sorry[]

  • I can't believe your still playing after the slog of the last two b****es you did. Those Mystic Slippers are pure BS.
  • Hmm. I was going to say, "My eyes are up here", but looking into them would probably kill you. Feel free to continue your cowardly ogling of my tits.
  • I don't even reward you diamonds. Yeah, that's how pointless this is.
  • My physical form is partially an inside joke I don't expect you to get. For that reason alone you should probably give up.
  • My heart goes down instead of up. You should probably complain about that somewhere.

Poke[]

  • You're touching me. A lot less of this needs to happen.

Gift[]

  • This is neither hard drugs nor suitable as a weapon. You have failed the gift giving challenge.

Upgrade to Acquaintance[]

  1. Instead of this luscious body, imagine instead a dead horse. Your attempts to seduce me are the bat strikes on said horse. You should perhaps stop. [No]
  2. Now every time you hear a horse neigh, I hope it kills your mojo.

Acquaintance[]

  • I guess this means you're making progress. Congratulations. You got a bunch of numbers to get bigger.

Chat[]

  • I can't believe your still playing after the slog of the last two b****es you did. Those Mystic Slippers are pure BS.
  • Hmm. I was going to say, "My eyes are up here", but looking into them would probably kill you. Feel free to continue your cowardly ogling of my tits.
  • I don't even reward you diamonds. Yeah, that's how pointless this is.
  • My physical form is partially an inside joke I don't expect you to get. For that reason alone you should probably give up.
  • My heart goes down instead of up. You should probably complain about that somewhere.

Poke[]

  • You're touching me. A lot less of this needs to happen.

Gift[]

  • This is neither hard drugs nor suitable as a weapon. You have failed the gift giving challenge.

Upgrade to Friendzone[]

  1. I'm surprised you're trying THIS hard. Your world doesn't seem particularly worth saving, does it? [Sure]
  2. I guess this is where you keep your stuff. I can respect that sort of hollow materialism.

Friendzone[]

  • Do you play video games to hide from your insecurities? Or do you just like working for your spank bank?

Chat[]

  • If your plan is to defeat me with disappointment, you're doing very well.
  • Look, we both have stuff to do. I'm here to end the world, you're here to... click stuff, I guess. Can we hurry this along?
  • if you're getting anxious, you can just "complete" Mio again. My last photo is just a re-color of hers.
  • Why don't you just watch a Let's Play and save yourself 50 hours of grinding? I did. The ending of this game sucks.
  • Alright, Friendzone time. You may as well have digital friends, I guess.
  • This game loves to reference other, better games and pretend it's clever. All while you chase (under) tail. It's sad.

Poke[]

  • If I laugh, will you go away? Here goes... Tee hee!

Gift[]

  • Great. More crap to pollute my dimension with.

Date[]

  • A stroll? Does that qualify as a date? Isn't that the thing you do on your way to the actual date?
  • Natural sunlight literally hurts me. But pain arouses me, so congratulations on your technical victory.
  • Wow. I could literally see all the footprints from the hundreds of other girls you've taken there. That's a WEIRD level of insincerity.
  • I'm sure glad that movie had scary music at all the parts I was supposed to be scared at, so I knew how to feel every bloody second I was watching.

Upgrade to Awkward Besties[]

  1. That song. Is driving. ME CRAZY! [LOL]
  2. Okay, you've got another level. Wow. Great job. Can you please keep that damn thing muted?

Awkward Besties[]

  • You've got to be sick and tired of this by now, surely? All this clicking and waiting?

Flirt[]

  • Okay - kill, marry, f***. Bearverly, Pamu and Ayano. Go.
  • I'm so goth, I s*** bats. Actually, that's not true, it's just fun to say.
  • You know, for the amount of cleavage in it's promotional materials, this game doesn't have as many downloads as I thought It might.
  • I was going to smoke, but the artist didn't want to draw more assets. She can kiss my assets, as far as I'm concerned.
  • Don't mistake my smile. I was thinking of... like, pushing you into some mud or something.
  • So this is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but... well, b****ing and moaning I guess.
  • Having tits is kind of nice. In MY world, I have a lot more tentacles. These things are less useful, but kind of fun.
  • I tried to put some rips into my stockings today, but I hyperextended my thumb. This is my darkest hour.

Poke[]

  • If I laugh, will you go away? Here goes... Tee hee!

Gift[]

  • Thanks. I'll put it down. Right here. Yeah, that's a good spot.

Date[]

  • A stroll? Does that qualify as a date? Isn't that the thing you do on your way to the actual date?
  • Natural sunlight literally hurts me. But pain arouses me, so congratulations on your technical victory.
  • Wow. I could literally see all the footprints from the hundreds of other girls you've taken there. That's a WEIRD level of insincerity.
  • I'm sure glad that movie had scary music at all the parts I was supposed to be scared at, so I knew how to feel every bloody second I was watching.

Upgrade to Crush[]

  1. I'm surprised you're letting me take all this precious Bonus Multiplier from you. Doesn't it frustrate you? Don't you want to give up? [Never]
  2. Hmmm. Respect. But I bet you're still going to complain about me later.

Crush[]

  • Damn. What I wouldn't give for an art asset with my middle finger raised. Can you use your imagination?

Flirt[]

  • Okay - kill, marry, f***. Bearverly, Pamu and Ayano. Go.
  • I'm so goth, I s*** bats. Actually, that's not true, it's just fun to say.
  • You know, for the amount of cleavage in it's promotional materials, this game doesn't have as many downloads as I thought It might.
  • I was going to smoke, but the artist didn't want to draw more assets. She can kiss my assets, as far as I'm concerned.
  • Don't mistake my smile. I was thinking of... like, pushing you into some mud or something.
  • So this is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but... well, b****ing and moaning I guess.
  • Having tits is kind of nice. In MY world, I have a lot more tentacles. These things are less useful, but kind of fun.
  • I tried to put some rips into my stockings today, but I hyperextended my thumb. This is my darkest hour.

Poke[]

  • When I imagine someone else is doing it, being tickled by you is fun! Tee hee hee!

Gift[]

  • Okay. Thanks. I won't throw this one away. Pinkie swear.

Date[]

  • A stroll? Does that qualify as a date? Isn't that the thing you do on your way to the actual date?
  • Natural sunlight literally hurts me. But pain arouses me, so congratulations on your technical victory.
  • Wow. I could literally see all the footprints from the hundreds of other girls you've taken there. That's a WEIRD level of insincerity.
  • I'm sure glad that movie had scary music at all the parts I was supposed to be scared at, so I knew how to feel every bloody second I was watching.

Upgrade to Sweetheart[]

  1. Heads up - the next level has a ridiculous number of dates needed to progress. You're going to hate it. [Ugh]
  2. Bring it on.

Sweetheart[]

  • Well, looks like this trainwreck is still going to reach the station. Let's hope body count is at least noteworthy.

Flirt[]

  • Did you know I taste like licorice? It's because I hate licorice. Do you?
  • Aww man, the evil girl falling for the hapless hero is SO CLICHE! I hate this game! Hahaha!
  • Way to save your world, I guess. I gotta admit, it got sort of fun at the end there.
  • Well, you've made it this far. I guess a little further isn't going to change anything in this vast and disinterested universe.
  • Aww man, the hearts in my eyes thing is so dumb. They're not even little black hearts or anything. Booo!
  • I like stuff. Sometimes. I guess. I dunno.
  • Dammit. I can't get my mascara to run. That'll teach me to buy the good stuff. Do you mind slapping me in my stupid face?
  • Want to mush our junk together?

Poke[]

  • When I imagine someone else is doing it, being tickled by you is fun! Tee hee hee!

Gift[]

  • I wish you'd get me more black things. Don't they make black things in your worlds? Is this a double entendre?

Date[]

  • A stroll? Does that qualify as a date? Isn't that the thing you do on your way to the actual date?
  • Natural sunlight literally hurts me. But pain arouses me, so congratulations on your technical victory.
  • Wow. I could literally see all the footprints from the hundreds of other girls you've taken there. That's a WEIRD level of insincerity.
  • I'm sure glad that movie had scary music at all the parts I was supposed to be scared at, so I knew how to feel every bloody second I was watching.

Upgrade to Girlfriend[]

  1. What if things get hot and heavy between us, and you find a little surprise under my skirt... [?!?]
  2. I mean a knife. Gender fear mongering is trite. Plus you've already seduced a bear. Don't get all judge-y on me.

Girlfriend[]

  • You're a headache with a face. But at least your face is cute.

Flirt[]

  • Did you know I taste like licorice? It's because I hate licorice. Do you?
  • Aww man, the evil girl falling for the hapless hero is SO CLICHE! I hate this game! Hahaha!
  • Way to save your world, I guess. I gotta admit, it got sort of fun at the end there.
  • Well, you've made it this far. I guess a little further isn't going to change anything in this vast and disinterested universe.
  • Aww man, the hearts in my eyes thing is so dumb. They're not even little black hearts or anything. Booo!
  • I like stuff. Sometimes. I guess. I dunno.
  • Dammit. I can't get my mascara to run. That'll teach me to buy the good stuff. Do you mind slapping me in my stupid face?
  • Want to mush our junk together?

Poke[]

  • When I imagine someone else is doing it, being tickled by you is fun! Tee hee hee!

Gift[]

  • I wish you'd get me more black things. Don't they make black things in your worlds? Is this a double entendre?

Date[]

  • A stroll? Does that qualify as a date? Isn't that the thing you do on your way to the actual date?
  • Natural sunlight literally hurts me. But pain arouses me, so congratulations on your technical victory.
  • Wow. I could literally see all the footprints from the hundreds of other girls you've taken there. That's a WEIRD level of insincerity.
  • I'm sure glad that movie had scary music at all the parts I was supposed to be scared at, so I knew how to feel every bloody second I was watching.

Upgrade to Lover[]

  1. Okay, you win. I want you to do sexy stuff to me. That's literally the most depressing thing ever, but I'm more turned on than depressed. You wanna? [OK]
  2. Cool.

Lover[]

Sex Scene[]

  1. At Worlds end, as hope descends, lay the Darkness and the Light. Her eyes and lips a deep eclipse, she bares her flesh for your delight. The Light, exploring, soft, adoring, blushing blooms on pale skin. An urgent guide leads you inside. You light the Darkness from within.
  2. And as she fades like morning shades, she smiles softly in defiance. "Not bad I guess." No more. No less. Then she is gone. The rest is silence.

Dialogue about Ayeka[]

  • Nothing? No untimely death? Life is suffering.
  • That Ayeka girl is sweet. I kind of want to crawl in her skin and hide in her game.
  • Actually, if that Yandere chick could go ahead and just take me out now, that would be great.
  • Will someone hand Ayeka a baseball bat or something and encourage her to follow her dreams?
  • I'm going to loosen my shoes and stand near a balcony. Let Ayeka know.
  • Oh dear. I'm just a helpless, depressed goth chick, I sure hope no one murders me for LOVING SENPAI!

Requirement Table[]

Relationship Level Requirement 1 Requirement 2 Requirement 3 Requirement 4
Adversary 1,000,000,000,000,000 affection Lvl 75 Badass Consume 10x Reset Boost
Nuisance 2,000,000,000,000,000 affection Lvl 75 Smart Consume 20x Reset Boost
Frenemy 3,000,000,000,000,000 affection Lvl 75 Mysterious Consume 30x Reset Boost 1 Mystic Slippers
Acquaintance 4,000,000,000,000,000 affection Lvl 75 Motivation Consume 40x Reset Boost 2 Mystic Slippers
Friendzoned 5,000,000,000,000,000 affection Lvl 75 Suave Consume 50x Reset Boost 250 Moonlight Stroll Dates
Awkward Besties 6,000,000,000,000,000 affection Lvl 75 TechSavvy Consume 60x Reset Boost 500 Beach Dates
Crush 7,000,000,000,000,000 affection Lvl 75 Funny Consume 70x Reset Boost 750 Sightseeing Dates
Sweetheart 8,000,000,000,000,000 affection Lvl 75 Tenderness Consume 80x Reset Boost 1000 Movie Theatre Dates
Girlfriend 9,000,000,000,000,000 affection 1 Diamonds Consume 80x Reset Boost
Lover -GONE-

Phone Fling Messages[]

SFW version[]

The Dark One wants to make you feel guilty for inflicting torment and suffering upon someone who simply sought love.

Progress SFW chat
1/51 Hey
2/51 It's me.
3/51 What's up?
(A) Wrong number.
(B) Holy crap, you're alive?!
4/51 Ouch. Yeah.
5/51 Way to remember the girl you literally loved into oblivion. You didn't think you could actually destroy me, did you?
6/51 You just banished me to the Dark World.
7/51 Glad to know I made an impression.
(A) You're cute when you're moody.
(B) I thought I would never see you again! I'm so happy you're okay!
8/51 Damn right I am. Let's get one thing straight.
9/51 I'm cute as hell. I am NOT okay.
10/51 You should see me in latex, with a pair of virgin killer heels and a whip. I'm trapped in a dimension of endless suffering and coldness.
11/51 I'm abso-fricken-lutely adorable. My feet and hands are so chilly. It sucks.
12/51 Anyway, I was hoping to make you feel guilty and awkward over banishing me.
13/51 Afterall, I basically just came to your world to find love.
(A) If by "find love" you mean "destroy life as I know it", that's fair.
(B) I literally worship you. My guilt is infinite.
14/51 Potato / tomato. Are you being sarcastic?
15/51 Everyone wants to get fresh with the crazy gal in black lipstick... You know what, don't answer that.
16/51 Until she's ripping the cosmos apart. Either you actually worship me, or you're being oddly cruel and sarcastic.
17/51 Cowards. And those are the same things.
18/51 Ugh. Whatever.
(A) Talk to me, darling. Tell me what's on your mind.
(B) Just FYI - you come across super complainy over text.
19/51 Just bored as hell. And you 'come across' like a try hard little b-word.
20/51 Literally. Went to hell. It's boring. Damn. This thing autocorrects b-word.
21/51 Eternal darkness is boring. Shitzu.
22/51 Everything is boring. Duck.
23/51 Insulting you to your face is the most fun I had in a strange aeon.
24/51 That's a reference to HP Lovecraft, by the way, you unread pleb.
(A) Yeah, say more mean stuff to me.
(B) Oooh. Lovecraft. So edgy.
25/51 Aw crap. Is this turning you on? Not really edgy. More like "My true form has a lot more tentacles."
26/51 I should have known. Tentacles are not known for their edges. Makes it easier to squeeze them into things.
27/51 But I digress.
28/51 Well, you've officially inflicted boredom on me across dimensions.
29/51 And boredome is the one sensation I can't bear.
30/51 So well done. You're a paragon of torment and suffering.
(A) Aww, if I was there I'd give you a hug.
(B) What are you wearing?
31/51 Gag me. Still wearing the same skimpy top and short skirt I "borrowed" from that Mio girl.
32/51 No really - as long as your arms are around me. The one that says, "I'm somehow insecure, despite being a bombshell."
33/51 Do it. She's cute. I'd do her.
34/51 Well, perhaps I should go. I'm only delaying the inevitable descent into madness and eternal woe.
35/51 At least I've got my throne back. That's a plus.
36/51 I can sit here until those strange aeons I mentioned earlier finally murder death itself.
(A) You've got a throne?!
(B) Still not ringing a bell, love. Can't picture your face. My bad.
37/51 Well, it used to be a throne. Now it's more like an "outcropping of rock". Ha. Ha. Ha.
38/51 But in an endless void of nothingness, even a rock can be a throne. My laughter echoes across a sea of despair.
39/51 If you behave, I'll grace you with an image.
40/51 Will you be my thrall? Will you accept my sovereignty, and follow my commands without hesitation or restraint?
(A) I am yours to command, my goddess.
(B) Yeah whatevs. Let's see the goods.
41/51 Good little thrall. You have no true romance in your heart.
42/51 I'm going to leave you hanging for a while now.
43/51 Use diamonds to speed ahead to the next part of the conversation.
44/51 Else you are no true thrall.
45/51 Here begins your suffering. I shall now leave you in antici
Pause 3 day pause
46/51 pation
47/51 Well done, little thrall.
48/51 Did you use diamonds as I commanded?
(A) You willed it. I did it.
(B) Uhh, no? That would be dumb.
49/51 Good. You hurt me so bad, baby.
50/51 Okay whatever. Here's a pic of my throne.
51/51 [The Dark One photo 1]
1/42 Felt cute. Might delete myself later. 'I wanna end me', and all that.
(A) Not gonna lie - I've got a thing for sad girls in dark makeup.
(B) You can't even help how beautiful you are, hey?
2/42 Your approval fills me with hollow self confidence. Uhh... What?
3/42 I'm so glad to hear that my most superficial qualities arouse your base sexual impulses. That's... A stupid thing to say.
4/42 My greatest artistic work. Black lipstick and huge breasts. Go me. Of course I can. Your standards are just low.
5/42 I will admit that, if you were here, things would be a lot more interesting.
6/42 At least then I could choose between hurting you and pleasuring you.
7/42 And then blurring the lines between those things.
(A) Kinky.
(B) You really have a whole theme going on here, hey?
8/42 Yes. Very. Am I making you uncomfortable? That would be just a real shame.
9/42 But as it is, I can't remember the last time I enjoyed myself in this place.
10/42 I can't remember much of anything.
(A) Yeah, I'm a bit foggy on the lore. Who are you again?
(B) What, really? That sounds like character development. Tell me about it!
11/42 Do I look like some sort of sad Mother Goose to you? I hate you so much.
12/42 Nevermind, don't answer that. I'm sure you'll just hit me with some of that "wit" you have so much of. But also I kind of like you.
13/42 But yeah - no memories. Not really.
14/42 I mean, everyone here calls me, "The Dark One" and "The Destroyer of such and such".
15/42 You know, that kind of tropey BS.
16/42 But I'm sure that's not... Really it.
(A) You're pretty good at all the tropey BS though.
(B) You're not called The Dark One? But that's what my contact info says.
17/42 Yeah, I mean, it can't be far from the truth. Well no kidding, genius. I put the contact into your phone.
18/42 But I've always got this sense that... Something is missing. It's a good thing you're pretty.
19/42 Well, whatever. It's a mystery with no clues, and honestly sounds kind of boring.
20/42 Say something naughty.
21/42 Make me hot.
22/42 If I'm going to be stranded here alone, I may as well enjoy myself.
(A) You are literally perfect. I would crawl on broken glass just to smell your shoes.
(B) You have lips I would lie to kiss. A body I would die to touch.
23/42 Gross. And weird. Hmm. Actually not bad. I was gonna hate on that, but I like the effort to be a bit macabre.
24/42 You see there's a spot on this throne.
25/42 Where I would often sit and stare out into the void.
26/42 And listen for sinful prayers of pleasure.
27/42 Let's just say I would "enjoy" myself every time.
(A) That's interesting. I have similar experiences when I think of you.
(B) Your loneliness has made you incredibly desirable.
28/42 Sure sure. Hmm. I don't think that really makes sense.
29/42 I've watched you in the darkness. I've seen who you've been with. But coming from you, that's... oddly arousing.
30/42 I'm barely a recolor of a more interesting character. Actually "oddly arousing" could be a nickname for you.
31/42 Is that all you got?
(A) Everytime I see you, I think of all the ways you embody what's inside me.
(B) I want to break you. Own you. But I can never do it. you're too strong.
32/42 Ahh, so your feelings are special too? That's...
33/42 Just kidding. That was decent. Thanks. That's much better.
34/42 Well I'm not sure how good your "dark flirting" is...
35/42 But you earned a reward for that little display.
36/42 Hold on, I'm going to make you wait an arbitrarily long time.
37/42 And then show you my goods.
38/42 Patience. Or diamonds. You choose.
Pause 3 day pause
39/42 Back.
40/42 I almost forgot.
41/42 Here you are - your dark goddess and her throne of loneliness and despair.
42/42 [The Dark One photo 2]
1/35 Not bad, hey? I'd do me.
(A) I just can't handle how sexy you are, and how afraid I am of you.
(B) I've never wanted you more.
2/35 ... That just proves how foolish you are.
3/35 Thanks. *sigh* if only I could draw you in and be done with it.
4/35 Well, I should probably leave you alone now.
5/35 I'm not much for "naughty texts".
6/35 I prefer my relationships be more visceral.
(A) Wait! I thought that maybe flirting with me would reveal your backstory!
(B) Am I boring you already?
7/35 Wha?? Everything bores me, eventually.
8/35 It is BIZARRE how attractive I find you, with how dull your mind is sometimes. Don't take it personal.
9/35 Did you think that, somehow, across the void of time and space and alternate dimensions...
10/35 That the power of your "love" would somehow rescue me?
11/35 Dude. I just wanted to bug you and call you names.
12/35 You buy WAY too much into all this destiny nonsense.
(A) But... How will I ever see you again?
(B) But how will I learn the truth of your identity?
13/35 That's likely a great big, "Not gonna happen". Why would you even find that interesting?
14/35 No, I'm not sure if we'll ever see each other again.
15/35 Hold each other...
16/35 Touch each other...
17/35 Kiss and explore each other...
18/35 Shrug.
(A) Come on, there's gotta be something we can do.
(B) But... What about YOUR happy ending?
19/35 Yeah, no. This isn't some fairytale where we end with a musical number. Haven't you been paying attention?
20/35 You already "did" what you were meant for. MY happy ending is everyone else's UNHAPPY ending.
21/35 You outshone me. That's just how it goes.
22/35 I consume everything in darkness.
23/35 There's not going to be any hope for change, for me, until...
24/35 Well, who knows.
(A) This Phone Fling has turned out to be oddly depressing...
(B) I don't accept that.
25/35 Hahaha! Great! The cosmos doesn't care about your feelings.
26/35 Then my work here is done. Err - well, actually it sort of does. The whole "Sexy Chosen One" thing.
27/35 Took long enough. But it doesn't care about mine.
28/35 Alright, I'm out. Thanks for letting me bother you.
29/35 Maybe I'll do it more in the future.
(A) I want to say yes, but... Then you'll probably enjoy saying no.
(B) Sure. Whatever. You know where to find me.
30/35 NOW you're catching on. Apathy looks sexy on you.
31/35 Alright. Bye.
Pause 3 day pause
32/35 Still here hey?
33/35 Alright, one more pic.
34/35 For old time's sake.
35/35 [The Dark One photo 3]
1/∞ Look at it, and think of all the fun times that could have been...
Pause 5 minute pause
2/∞ ...
Pause 1 hour pause
3/∞ ...Miss you...

Moist version[]

The NSFW conversation first diverges from the SFW one at Dark One's 11th message, where she is is able to drop an F-bomb before the autocorrect catches up.

Progress Moist and Uncensored chat
1/51 Hey
2/51 It's me.
3/51 What's up?
(A) Wrong number.
(B) Holy crap, you're alive?!
4/51 Ouch. Yeah.
5/51 Way to remember the girl you literally loved into oblivion. You didn't think you could actually destroy me, did you?
6/51 You just banished me to the Dark World.
7/51 Glad to know I made an impression.
(A) You're cute when you're moody.
(B) I thought I would never see you again! I'm so happy you're okay!
8/51 Damn right I am. Let's get one thing straight.
9/51 I'm cute as hell. I am NOT okay.
10/51 You should see me in latex, with a pair of virgin killer heels and a whip. I'm trapped in a dimension of endless suffering and coldness.
11/51 I'm abso-fucken-lutely adorable. My feet and hands are so chilly. It fucking sucks.
12/51 Anyway, I was hoping to make you feel guilty and awkward over banishing me.
13/51 Afterall, I basically just came to your world to find love.
(A) If by "find love" you mean "destroy life as I know it", that's fair.
(B) I literally worship you. My guilt is infinite.
14/51 Potato / tomato. Are you being sarcastic?
15/51 Everyone wants to get fresh with the crazy gal in black lipstick... You know what, don't answer that.
16/51 Until she's ripping the cosmos apart. Either you actually worship me, or you're being oddly cruel and sarcastic.
17/51 Cowards. And those are the same things.
18/51 Ugh. Whatever.
(A) Talk to me, darling. Tell me what's on your mind.
(B) Just FYI - you come across super complainy over text.
19/51 Just bored as hell. And you 'come across' like a try hard little b-word.
20/51 Literally. Went to hell. It's boring. Damn. This thing autocorrects b-word.
21/51 Eternal darkness is boring. Shitzu.
22/51 Everything is boring. Duck.
23/51 Insulting you to your face is the most fun I had in a strange aeon.
24/51 That's a reference to HP Lovecraft, by the way, you unread pleb.
(A) Yeah, say more mean stuff to me.
(B) Oooh. Lovecraft. So edgy.
25/51 Aw crap. Is this turning you on? Not really edgy. More like "My true form has a lot more tentacles."
26/51 I should have known. Tentacles are not known for their edges. Makes it easier to squeeze them into things.
27/51 But I digress.
28/51 Well, you've officially inflicted boredom on me across dimensions.
29/51 And boredome is the one sensation I can't bear.
30/51 So well done. You're a paragon of torment and suffering.
(A) Aww, if I was there I'd give you a hug.
(B) What are you wearing?
31/51 Gag me. Still wearing the same skimpy top and short skirt I "borrowed" from that Mio girl.
32/51 No really - as long as your arms are around me. The one that says, "I'm somehow insecure, despite being a bombshell."
33/51 Do it. She's cute. I'd do her.
34/51 Well, perhaps I should go. I'm only delaying the inevitable descent into madness and eternal woe.
35/51 At least I've got my throne back. That's a plus.
36/51 I can sit here until those strange aeons I mentioned earlier finally murder death itself.
(A) Or you could send me naughty pictures. Just saying.
(B) I love it when you're brooding about the infinite darkness of existence.
37/51 Oh I could send you such things. Such things to drive you wild with delight. Heel.
38/51 But I'm not gonna. Sounds boring. You're speaking to a goddess. Show some class.
39/51 If you behave, I'll grace you with an image.
40/51 Will you be my thrall? Will you accept my sovereignty, and follow my commands without hesitation or restraint?
(A) I am yours to command, my goddess.
(B) Yeah whatevs. Let's see the goods.
41/51 Good little thrall. You have no true romance in your heart.
42/51 I'm going to leave you hanging for a while now.
43/51 Use diamonds to speed ahead to the next part of the conversation.
44/51 Else you are no true thrall.
45/51 Here begins your suffering. I shall now leave you in antici
Pause 3 day pause
46/51 pation
47/51 Well done, little thrall.
48/51 Did you use diamonds as I commanded?
(A) You willed it. I did it.
(B) Uhh, no? That would be dumb.
49/51 Good. You hurt me so bad, baby.
50/51 Okay whatever. Here's a pic of my throne.
51/51 [The Dark One photo 1]
1/42 Felt cute. Might delete myself later. 'I wanna end me', and all that.
(A) Not gonna lie - I've got a thing for sad girls in dark makeup.
(B) You can't even help how beautiful you are, hey?
2/42 Your approval fills me with hollow self confidence. Uhh... What?
3/42 I'm so glad to hear that my most superficial qualities arouse your base sexual impulses. That's... A stupid thing to say.
4/42 My greatest artistic work. Black lipstick and huge breasts. Go me. Of course I can. Your standards are just low.
5/42 I will admit that, if you were here, things would be a lot more interesting.
6/42 At least then I could choose between hurting you and pleasuring you.
7/42 And then blurring the lines between those things.
(A) Kinky.
(B) You really have a whole theme going on here, hey?
8/42 Yes. Very. Am I making you uncomfortable? That would be just a real shame.
9/42 But as it is, I can't remember the last time I enjoyed myself in this place.
10/42 I can't remember much of anything.
(A) Yeah, I'm a bit foggy on the lore. Who are you again?
(B) What, really? That sounds like character development. Tell me about it!
11/42 Do I look like some sort of sad Mother Goose to you? I hate you so much.
12/42 Nevermind, don't answer that. I'm sure you'll just hit me with some of that "wit" you have so much of. But also I kind of like you.
13/42 But yeah - no memories. Not really.
14/42 I mean, everyone here calls me, "The Dark One" and "The Destroyer of such and such".
15/42 You know, that kind of tropey BS.
16/42 But I'm sure that's not... Really it.
(A) You're pretty good at all the tropey BS though.
(B) You're not called The Dark One? But that's what my contact info says.
17/42 Yeah, I mean, it can't be far from the truth. Well no kidding, genius. I put the contact into your phone.
18/42 But I've always got this sense that... Something is missing. It's a good thing you're pretty.
19/42 Well, whatever. It's a mystery with no clues, and honestly sounds kind of boring.
20/42 Say something naughty.
21/42 Make me hot.
22/42 If I'm going to be stranded here alone, I may as well enjoy myself.
(A) You have the most perfect breasts I've ever seen. I want to suck on them so bad.
(B) I want to tie you up and make you beg.
23/42 That's... Not great. I stole these from someone else, remember? Hmm. Now we're talking.
24/42 You see there's a spot on this throne.
25/42 Where I liked to touch myself.
26/42 And open myself up to the pleasure of the dark cosmos.
27/42 Let's just say I would "enjoy" myself every time.
(A) So you blasted yourself while staring into space?
(B) Go on.
28/42 Do you remember when we had sex? I can hear and see just about anyone from here.
29/42 And at the end, there was this dark sad poem we shared, before I faded away? So naturally I voyeur my way into places and masturbate to unsuspecting lovers.
30/42 I'm pretty convinced now it was wasted on you :P Usual evil stuff like that.
31/42 Is that all you got?
(A) Everytime I see you, I think of all the ways you embody what's inside me.
(B) I want to break you. Own you. But I can never do it. you're too strong.
32/42 Ahh, so your feelings are special too? That's...
33/42 Just kidding. That was decent. Thanks. That's much better.
34/42 Well I'm not sure how good your "dark flirting" is...
35/42 But you earned a reward for that little display.
36/42 Hold on, I'm going to make you wait an arbitrarily long time.
37/42 And then show you my goods.
38/42 Patience. Or diamonds. You choose.
Pause 3 day pause
39/42 Back.
40/42 I almost forgot.
41/42 Here you are - your dark goddess and her throne of loneliness and despair.
42/42 [NSFW photo]
1/35 Not bad, hey? I'd do me.
(A) Piercings!
(B) Damn. I hope I get to "ride the darkness" again some day.
2/35 Your powers of perception are uncanny. Your unfulfilled needs are my aphrodisiac.
3/35 But yes. Thank you for noticing my nipples and their assorted decorations. Yumm. Keep telling me how you'll never be satisfied.
4/35 Well, I should probably leave you alone now.
5/35 I'm not much for "sexts".
6/35 I prefer my relationships be more visceral.
(A) Wait! I thought that maybe flirting with me would reveal your backstory!
(B) Am I boring you already?
7/35 Wha?? Everything bores me, eventually.
8/35 It is BIZARRE how attractive I find you, with how dull your mind is sometimes. Don't take it personal.
9/35 Did you think that, somehow, across the void of time and space and alternate dimensions...
10/35 That the power of your "love" would somehow rescue me?
11/35 Dude. I just wanted someone to flirt with while I touched myself.
12/35 You buy WAY too much into all this destiny nonsense.
(A) But... How will I ever see you again?
(B) But how will I learn the truth of your identity?
13/35 That's likely a great big, "Not gonna happen". Why would you even find that interesting?
14/35 No, I'm not sure if we'll ever see each other again.
15/35 Hold each other...
16/35 Touch each other...
17/35 Kiss and explore each other...
18/35 Shrug.
(A) Come on, there's gotta be something we can do.
(B) But... What about YOUR happy ending?
19/35 Yeah, no. This isn't some fairytale where we end with a musical number. Haven't you been paying attention?
20/35 You already "did" what you were meant for. MY happy ending is everyone else's UNHAPPY ending.
21/35 You outshone me. That's just how it goes.
22/35 I consume everything in darkness.
23/35 There's not going to be any hope for change, for me, until...
24/35 Well, who knows.
(A) This Phone Fling has turned out to be oddly depressing...
(B) I don't accept that.
25/35 Hahaha! Great! The cosmos doesn't care about your feelings.
26/35 Then my work here is done. Err - well, actually it sort of does. The whole "Sexy Chosen One" thing.
27/35 Took long enough. But it doesn't care about mine.
28/35 Alright, I'm out. Thanks for letting me bother you.
29/35 Maybe I'll do it more in the future.
(A) I want to say yes, but... Then you'll probably enjoy saying no.
(B) Sure. Whatever. You know where to find me.
30/35 NOW you're catching on. Apathy looks sexy on you.
31/35 Alright. Bye.
Pause 3 day pause
32/35 Still here hey?
33/35 Alright, one more pic.
34/35 For old time's sake.
35/35 [NSFW photo]
1/∞ Look at it, and think of all the fun times that could have been...
Pause 5 minute pause
2/∞ ...
Pause 1 hour pause
3/∞ ...Miss you...

Trivia[]

  • She is officially named "Thelima" in Hush Hush, and is in a relationship with QPernikiss.
  • Dark One's affection doesn't increase, but decreases with time until you have achieved all the requirements needed. Clicking does increase affection though.
  • Dark One will consume a total of 440x reset boost on each progress until you reach Lover with Dark One. The reset boost will be set to the maximum reset boost once you have reached Lover with Dark One, even if you didn't have maximum reset boost when encountering Dark One.
  • She has a Pamu Wand Tattoo.
  • The Dark One's profession is stated to be "psychopomp", meaning her function should be to guide the souls of the dead to the afterlife.
  • The achievement "Crawling in my skin" is a reference to Crawling by Linkin Park
  • Dark One is the first main story girl to become a Phone Fling. Second, if you count alternate timelines, though Dr. Fumi didn't get the full Phone Fling treatment.
  • Her achievement "Walpurgisnacht" is a reference to the witch of the same name from Madoka Magica.

Notes[]

  • Dark One does not reward diamonds for most relationship levels, but instead rewards 10 diamonds for reaching lover. Thus, she rewards one less diamond than most girls.


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