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Theo is a gamer boy who contacts you after you play as a sniper on his team. He is unlocked by reaching Rush Master in the Streamer job.

Personality[]

Messages[]

Note that pauses under 5 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

SFW Version[]

Progress SFW chat
1/22 Hey! I just wanted to reach out and thank you for being the team aimbot the other night.
2/22 You were a solid sniper. MVP for sure. F for respect.
(A) Thanks man. Just doing my part.
(B) Anytime man, was a pleasure
3/22 Kudos to you my friend. I'll hold you to that.
4/22 Didn't get a chance to intro myself in chat.
5/22 I'm Theo. Nice to meet someone with a bit of that wholesome goodness.
6/22 The community ain't always the friendliest.
7/22 I do my best to keep the toxic down.
(A) As long as you're not screaming at me that I'm doing a bad job, I'm good.
(B) Wish more people played by those rules, for sure.
8/22 Pfft, no one's having fun then, dude. Thanks for that.
9/22 I've had morons yell at me that I messed up their triple kill. We're all here to have a good time.
10/22 Guys, come on. Cut down on the salt. Unless you play ranked. Then the salt is real.
11/22 So what's up, fam?
12/22 Played anything interesting lately?
(A) Been focusing on some solo games. In particular, this one about cute animals. I can relate.
(B) Phone games really got my attention lately. I can get lose myself for hours.
13/22 Hells yeah! The ads got to you too, huh?
14/22 I've been playing that one too. I'm developing a deep fear of tarantulas. Been participating in many of the ones with raids?
15/22 Wish I could get a cute animal friend of my own but I'm literally made of allergies. Been addicted to this one game. Let's just say it's "ambitious".
16/22 Closest I can get is those fun little handheld pet games. The dream is to reach legend status. I don't even know why. My dreams are trash sometimes.
17/22 In case you can't tell, big fan of video games.
18/22 Retro games have my heart but that doesn't mean I don't got love for the new stuff.
(A) What consoles you got?
(B) How big do you think your collection is?
19/22 Oh geez uhhh... Oof, that's like asking how many Final Fable games there are.
20/22 Hang on, lemme count my room. More like Endless Fable, am I right?
21/22 Might be easier if I just show you.
22/22 [Theo Photo 1]
1/32 Like what you see?
(A) You're like super mega nerd!
(B) Any of those games give you the grumps sometimes?
2/32 Yes yes yes! I like! If by that you mean do I get paid to riff on games and eat stuff, no.
3/32 Hahahaha, I take it as the highest compliment. But if you mean do I get mad when I lose, the answer is also no.
4/32 I'm lucky to have a large collection. I win too much to whinge! Hahaha.
5/32 Excuse the mess, didn't plan on entertaining today.
6/32 Here we see the Theo in his natural habitat.
(A) He stalks the kitchen for his prey.
(B) Theo don't care. Theo don't give a ship.
7/32 Every three hours, he sneaks about the tiled ground. Hahahaha! Hey, no fair, I care a little.
8/32 Hungry for the goodness that resides in plastic bags. Can't have people thinking I'm a stereotype, oh hells no haha.
9/32 Grabs three - no! - four snacks! Escapes! I'm clean, I swear. Don't tell the world how I live. XD
10/32 Oh! Almost forgot!
11/32 Not to make my whole persona about video games.
12/32 But I am gonna ask you about the game we were playing the other night.
(A) Thou art a gamer boi.
(B) Never saw this coming.
13/32 Pffft! I barely got the reference, but good one! Yeah yeah, I know I know.
14/32 While I'm generally not a huge fan of playing super competitively.
15/32 I can usually get on board if it's a good team game.
16/32 And me and three other friends are always looking for a fifth.
17/32 And... I think I've found them...
(A) Awww, my skills weren't anything fancy. But I'm always down for friendship.
(B) Of course! Tell me about these teammates?
18/32 That's straight up "power of friendship" preaching there. Will do! They're a fun bunch.
19/32 Sidenote, I don't actually know their real names, just gamer tags which I'll send you later.
20/32 So the first girl is also a retro game fan by heart and very upbeat.
21/32 The other girl on the team can be hard to talk to but she's fun, I swear.
22/32 She and the other guy on the team knew each other way before me.
23/32 They're hackers or something? The guy has a sister that likes to jump on and mess with us.
24/32 So watch out for that, she's a crazy one.
(A) Why didn't you ask the sister to be a fifth player?
(B) Sounds like a worthy group of individuals.
25/32 Because she's crazy. Didn't I say that already? It's strange how we all get along.
26/32 She prefers to troll in the chat rather than play. The two hackers are the ones who helped me get better at online games.
27/32 We'd rather have someone fun who actually wants to be there. Me and the upbeat one will help you out this time. :)
28/32 Sweet. Now that that's done, I'm gonna go forage for food.
29/32 BRB.
Pause 1 day pause
30/32 So the plan was to pour one out for the new team.
31/32 But I guess I got excited.
32/32 [Theo Photo 2]
1/52 There's a dirty joke here, I know it.
(A) Oh noooo, now you're all sticky. ;) That work?
(B) Nailed it on the head with the excited comment tbh.
2/52 I swear, this never happens to me. XD Agreed. Led to a premature pouring.
3/52 Eh, who am I kidding? Happens a lot haha. Happens to the best of us.
4/52 Could be worse.
5/52 What if I'd sent you an image of me in truly compromising position?
6/52 Geez, if you could see the dumb things I send my friends.
7/52 We joke about becoming cam artists instead of streaming.
8/52 hink I could pull it off with my dashing good looks and modest figure?
(A) Oh of course, I know I'd subscribe.
(B) Combining nakedness and video games? On the internet? No one's ever done that.
9/52 You always remember your first. Right? Pro gamer move if I ever saw one.
10/52 This has been great. You're easily the most stand up person I've ever met.
11/52 Anti-toxic.
12/52 Easy to talk to
13/52 Funny as hell.
14/52 The banter between us - *chef's kiss.*
15/52 Got some time to mess around with me?
16/52 While I'm in game, I mean.
17/52 Haha, unless? ;)
(A) Oh Theo, take me now. *swoons*
(B) When I think about you, I touch my controller.
18/52 Hells yes. I'll catch you. I've always wanted to catch(?) someone. What a strange coincidence - so do I.
19/52 Seriously, big fan of your attitude.
20/52 Give me a bit to set up.
21/52 Gotta grab my cool retro gamepad.
22/52 Alrighty then.
23/52 Time to eat snacks and play games.
24/52 Hey, this might sound a bit weird, but I would love if you continued to talk to me while I played.
25/52 I think I might have played better the other night 'cause you were encouraging me. Mind giving it a go?
(A) If you can't win this quickly, I ain't joining your team.
(B) You've got this, nerd boi.
26/52 I said encouraging! XD But I like the ultimatum. Well now I've gotta make sure I can keep that title.
27/52 Wow, this team must be super new.
28/52 Would be much easier with a friend.
(A) Hey Theo, whatcha playing?
(B) Tell me the game, I could get on?
29/52 Decided I wanted some dungeon crawling. Nah, it's fine. Gotta prove I can put my controller where my mouth is.
30/52 Jumped on an MMO if you're curious.
31/52 Gah! One of the DPS players pulled aggro!
(A) Come on! You can recover from this!
(B) No team wiping! I'll never forgive you! D:
32/52 This might be the end... Speak of my glory... Gaaah!!! Lag! >w<
33/52 I'm... alive?
34/52 No one died! Oh! We might have this!
35/52 Look at my n00b-ass team, coming in clutch.
(A) Mash the buttons, defeat the monsters!
(B) Go, Theo, go! I choose you!
36/52 I'm mashing, I'm mashing! I'm emote cheering frantically!
37/52 Uh, I mean. Slash, emote, dodge. Slash emote, dodge.
38/52 There is skill to this, I swear lol. I've got this, they've got this, we've got this.
39/52 Ooookay, final boss. Never made it to this guy before.
40/52 Gonna need a lot of "kind words" for this one.
41/52 Or insulting, either way. You seem pretty good with the threats too.
42/52 Might need a good kick in the butt to get me amped for this.
(A) Can't win first go? Not a true gamer.
(B) I am proficient in cheer. You will win. WIN!
43/52 Am so. Marshmallow demands I win, so I must!
44/52 This boss is going down.
45/52 I underestimated the newbies.
46/52 They still haven't died. Good!
47/52 Concentration time.
Pause 2 day pause
48/52 The dungeon has ended.
(A) Aaaaaaand?
(B) GG?
49/52 WE DID IT! FIRST TRY! NO DEATHS! Extremely good game!
50/52 Your winner.
51/52 Long may he game.
52/52 [Theo Photo 3]
(A) I am honored to join your ranks.
(B) Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
1/∞ I dub thee teammate. Gosh, chicken would be a good victory meal.
2/∞ I could go again.
3/∞ Hands feel like pins and needles.
4/∞ But hey, it's a challenge.
5/∞ Maybe you could jump on this time?
6/∞ If you have the time.
(A) You sure? You sound a little tired.
(B) I have the time but do you?
7/∞ Pfffft, sleep? Always!
8/∞ Who needs sleep? I'm available at all times.
9/∞ Sooo? More games?
10/∞ You down? I'm so down.
(A) Hang on there mister, I saw the bags under your eyes in the photo.
(B) You know it just hit me. We've been talking for a very long time.
11/∞ Whatever do you mean? It be like that when you connect with someone.
12/∞ Dang, you got me.
13/∞ Feel free to yell at me, I deserve it.
14/∞ I've been awake for more than 38 hours.
15/∞ Time flies and all that.
16/∞ It's killin' me having to stop this now.
17/∞ But... next time?
(A) I'll be stocked on snacks to keep the energy up.
(B) Grab the group, we'll play together.
18/∞ True gamer right here haha. Not a bad idea.
19/∞ It's been righteous Marshmallow.
20/∞ Can't wait to play again.
21/∞ TTYL.
22/∞ F.

Uncut Version[]

The NSFW track first diverges from the SFW after the first pic, at 5/32. All three pictures are different between versions.

Progress "Uncut" chat
1/22 Hey! I just wanted to reach out and thank you for being the team aimbot the other night.
2/22 You were a solid sniper. MVP for sure. F for respect.
(A) Thanks man. Just doing my part.
(B) Anytime man, was a pleasure
3/22 Kudos to you my friend. I'll hold you to that.
4/22 Didn't get a chance to intro myself in chat.
5/22 I'm Theo. Nice to meet someone with a bit of that wholesome goodness.
6/22 The community ain't always the friendliest.
7/22 I do my best to keep the toxic down.
(A) As long as you're not screaming at me that I'm doing a bad job, I'm good.
(B) Wish more people played by those rules, for sure.
8/22 Pfft, no one's having fun then, dude. Thanks for that.
9/22 I've had morons yell at me that I messed up their triple kill. We're all here to have a good time.
10/22 Guys, come on. Cut down on the salt. Unless you play ranked. Then the salt is real.
11/22 So what's up, fam?
12/22 Played anything interesting lately?
(A) Been focusing on some solo games. In particular, this one about cute animals. I can relate.
(B) Phone games really got my attention lately. I can get lose myself for hours.
13/22 Hells yeah! The ads got to you too, huh?
14/22 I've been playing that one too. I'm developing a deep fear of tarantulas. Been participating in many of the ones with raids?
15/22 Wish I could get a cute animal friend of my own but I'm literally made of allergies. Been addicted to this one game. Let's just say it's "ambitious".
16/22 Closest I can get is those fun little handheld pet games. The dream is to reach legend status. I don't even know why. My dreams are trash sometimes.
17/22 In case you can't tell, big fan of video games.
18/22 Retro games have my heart but that doesn't mean I don't got love for the new stuff.
(A) What consoles you got?
(B) How big do you think your collection is?
19/22 Oh geez uhhh... Oof, that's like asking how many Final Fable games there are.
20/22 Hang on, lemme count my room. More like Endless Fable, am I right?
21/22 Might be easier if I just show you.
22/22 [NSFW Photo]
1/32 Like what you see?
(A) You're like super mega nerd!
(B) Any of those games give you the grumps sometimes?
2/32 Yes yes yes! I like! If by that you mean do I get paid to riff on games and eat stuff, no.
3/32 Hahahaha, I take it as the highest compliment. But if you mean do I get mad when I lose, the answer is also no.
4/32 I'm lucky to have a large collection. I win too much to whinge! Hahaha.
5/32 Oh hey, excuse the shirt by the way.
6/32 I know it's not for everyone.
(A) Do you go outside with it on?
(B) Way more focused on the cutie wearing it.
7/32 Course not! Aw shucks, thanks.
8/32 Sexy shirt is for inside only. I mean no. You're cute, you cutie.
9/32 Don't want to get death stare from soccer moms with Karen-powers. I know I haven't seen what you look like, but talk(?) cute.
10/32 Oh! Almost forgot!
11/32 Not to make my whole persona about video games.
12/32 But I am gonna ask you about the game we were playing the other night.
(A) Thou art a gamer boi.
(B) Never saw this coming.
13/32 Pffft! I barely got the reference, but good one! Yeah yeah, I know I know.
14/32 While I'm generally not a huge fan of playing super competitively.
15/32 I can usually get on board if it's a good team game.
16/32 And me and three other friends are always looking for a fifth.
17/32 And... I think I've found them...
(A) Awww, my skills weren't anything fancy. But I'm always down for friendship.
(B) Of course! Tell me about these teammates?
18/32 That's straight up "power of friendship" preaching there. Will do! They're a fun bunch.
19/32 Sidenote, I don't actually know their real names, just gamer tags which I'll send you later.
20/32 So the first girl is also a retro game fan by heart and very upbeat.
21/32 The other girl on the team can be hard to talk to but she's fun, I swear.
22/32 She and the other guy on the team knew each other way before me.
23/32 They're hackers or something? The guy has a sister that likes to jump on and mess with us.
24/32 So watch out for that, she's a crazy one.
(A) Why didn't you ask the sister to be a fifth player?
(B) Sounds like a worthy group of individuals.
25/32 Because she's crazy. Didn't I say that already? It's strange how we all get along.
26/32 She prefers to troll in the chat rather than play. The two hackers are the ones who helped me get better at online games.
27/32 We'd rather have someone fun who actually wants to be there. Me and the upbeat one will help you out this time. :)
28/32 Sweet. Now that that's done, I'm gonna go forage for food.
29/32 BRB.
Pause 1 day pause
30/32 Hey good news! Remember that Marshmallow player I told you about the other day? They're going to join our team.
31/32 BTW here's that photo I promised. I'm TOTALLY built for camming.
32/32 [NSFW Photo]
1/52 Oh shit! Wrong ###!
(A) May wanna double check the contact name. Nice cock by the way.
(B) I agree, that hand looks good on your joystick.
2/52 Ah. Well. This is embarrassing. Aw crap.
3/52 Thanks? I manscape lol. I literally take my first ever NSFW pic on my phone, and I send it to the wrong number.
4/52 Okay, I'mma explain.
5/52 Sooo, me and the hacker guy joke around a lot.
6/52 He knows that I stream a little here and there and I have a modest following.
7/52 One joke led to another and he mentioned lewding it up to get a cash flow going.
8/52 I said I could totally pull it off but he wanted proof that I had worthwhile equipment.
(A) Not the strangest way I've received a nude but this is a fun way.
(B) Consider me a fan. When should I send you money? Hehehe.
9/52 I'm all about fun. Special deal - first in, first time's free.
10/52 This has been great. You're easily the most stand up person I've ever met.
11/52 Anti-toxic.
12/52 Easy to talk to
13/52 Funny as fuck.
14/52 And we can have a laugh over dicks!
15/52 I feel like you gotta get me back somehow though.
16/52 Glad we laughed about it, but I still feel bad.
17/52 Anyway I can make it up to you?
(A) Care to give multitasking a go, big guy?
(B) Let's see you combine streaming and camming, shall we?
18/52 Love a challenge. Let's do this. Color me intrigued. You're on.
19/52 Seriously, big fan of your attitude.
20/52 Give me a bit to set up.
21/52 Gotta grab my cool retro gamepad.
22/52 Alrighty then.
23/52 Controllers out, dicks out.
24/52 Hey, this might sound a bit weird, but I would love if you continued to talk to me while I played.
25/52 Wonder how hard this would be with a mic hooked up too?
(A) I'm always game for extreme mode.
(B) Think you can play your best while playing with yourself?
26/52 Extreme mode could be interesting. I'll make a mental note. It's a lot more difficult than playing a hentai one-handed but I'm willing to learn.
27/52 Oof, yeah this is harder one handed, haha.
28/52 Would be much easier with a friend.
(A) Am I holding your dick or the controller in this scenario?
(B) Be easier if my mouth was on you instead, huh?
29/52 That might be even more of a distraction hahaha. You really don't hold back, huh? Total MVP.
30/52 Dunno if that would make this dungeon run easier or harder honestly.
31/52 Gah! One of the DPS players pulled aggro!
(A) Come on! You can recover from this!
(B) No team wiping! I'll never forgive you! D:
32/52 This might be the end... Speak of my glory... Gaaah!!! Lag! >w<
33/52 I'm... alive?
34/52 No one died! Oh! We might have this!
35/52 Masturbation powers:ACTIVATE!
(A) Dare you to tell them you were jerking off at the end.
(B) Demand player commendation for your troubles. XD
36/52 @.@ Well, it's not like they know I'm jerkin' while playin'.
37/52 Awkward if I get matched with them again. To tell them, or not to tell them?
38/52 But thrilling. Hope I don't get reported.
39/52 Ooookay, final boss. Never made it to this guy before.
40/52 Gonna need a lot of "kind words" for this one.
41/52 Or insulting, either way. You seem pretty good with the threats too.
42/52 This boss is a bitch from memory. Anger might help a little.
(A) Nope. Anger never helps. Use the horny.
(B) Think with the dick, not the brain.
43/52 Brilliant idea. My dick has reached a decision.
44/52 If I can't beat the boss, I can't finish.
45/52 And I reeeeaaally want to.
46/52 Been on the edge for some time.
47/52 Concentration time.
Pause 2 day pause
48/52 The dungeon has ended.
(A) Aaaaaaand?
(B) GG?
49/52 Both hands on the dick now, I think I've earned it. It will be in a moment. ;3
50/52 But before that, I better keep up the streaming element first.
51/52 For you.
52/52 [NSFW Photo]
(A) You may finish. <3
(B) What, no money shot? X3
1/∞ ^3^ Gotta keep the crowd wanting to come back for more.
2/∞ I did mention the boss wasn't the only thing I was beating during the game. ;)
3/∞ Oof, I'm close.
4/∞ Hand tensing. Phone falling.
5/∞ If anyone asks me, it's marshmallow fluff.
6/∞ I dropped a jar, I swear lol.
(A) Is that what I am now?
(B) Sure, blame me for your mess hahaha.
7/∞ XD That was not intentional. Well, it was a Marshmallow who caused it.
8/∞ But sure, let's go with that. So yeah, your fault muahaha.
9/∞ Sooo? More games?
10/∞ You down? I'm so down.
(A) You think you can get it up again for me?
(B) Why not save it for next time?
11/∞ Hmmm. You make a good point. I do like the idea of a next time.
12/∞ Perhaps we should be leaving this for a later date.
13/∞ We'll have fun later.
14/∞ I've been awake for more than 38 hours.
15/∞ Time flies and all that.
16/∞ It's killin' me having to stop this now.
17/∞ But... next time?
(A) Bring snacks. You'll need the energy to keep up with me.
(B) Sure, bring friends.
18/∞ Always. Hmmm... I'll tuck that away for another day.
19/∞ It's been righteous Marshmallow.
20/∞ Can't wait to play again.
21/∞ TTYL.
22/∞ F.

Trivia[]

  • In the Uncut version he is wearing an ahegao shirt instead of the plain white t-shirt pictured in the SFW version, making him the first phone fling to have a different profile pic between versions.
  • Theo is the first phone fling boy to NOT be unlocked by reaching a relationship level with a main boy.
  • Theo's line about the game with raids is possibly referring to Raid: Shadow Legends
  • The three other friends in his gaming group are likely to be
    • Mio, the upeat retro gamer girl,
    • Ruri, the hacker girl that can be hard to talk to but fun,
    • Anon, the hacker guy with the crazy sister who likes to jump in games to mess with them.

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