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Dr. William Ramstein

Human
Animal
Hybrid
'Mystic'

Real Name

William Ramstein

Voiced by

Brotheroff

In-Game Biography

Age

26

Birthday

April 3rd

Hobby

Yoga

Blood Type

AB-

Favorite Job

Nurse

Favorite Food

Quiche

Gift Preference

Ticket

Occupation

Veterinarian

Liked Trait

Peaceful

Height

6'5"

Characteristics

Species

Human

Manimal

Ram

Eye Color

Blue (left eye)
Green (right eye)

Hair Color

Dark Brown

Additional info

How to Unlock

Lvl 32 Peaceful

How to Obtain

Main Story Line

Release Date

August 6, 2019 (Steam)

William is the ninth guy to appear in Blush Blush. He is unlocked by reaching level 32 in the Yoga (Peaceful) hobby.

William is turned into a ram, and you encounter him while searching for guys you’ve cursed at the park where he is doing yoga.

Personality[]

William seems to be a logician (INTP) when he believes in logical facts instead of believing in magic from his current cursed state. He has a calm, gentle and kind-hearted personality, he gives you good compliments.

Messages[]

His phone fling is available to purchase for 10 diamonds after reaching the Lover relationship level with him.

Note that pauses under 5 minutes long are not indicated. Where the progress column says (A) or (B), these are your left and right options for how to respond.

SFW Version[]

Progress	SFW chat
1/31	Hey there, stranger.
2/31	…Not that you and I are estranged from one another.
3/31	I’m just in an unfamiliar city and wanted to use an opener that had the right vibe.
(A)	An unfamiliar city, how intriguing…
(B)	You went on vacation without me?!
4/31	That air of mystery you feel is a side effect of me being vague.	I could never go on vacation without you. Or go on any vacation at all, really.
5/31	Whatever you’re imagining, I can tell you the reality isn’t half as exotic.
6/31	Just a boring, basic, absolutely ordinary… work trip.
(A)	Now hold on one second, in your line of work that could mean anything!
(B)	I’ve never been on a work trip! I only ever seem to go to the same four or five places.
7/31	{{{SFW text}}}	You’re not missing much.
8/31	Promise.
9/31	And I swear, I’m not being this tight-lipped because I want to drive you crazy with curiosity.
10/31	I have my reasons, okay? Good ones!
11/31	All I’ll say is that I’m at a week-long veterinary conference… abroad.
(A)	Abroad?! Come on, anywhere that’s abroad has gotta be exotic!
(B)	Are the presenters widely read? Or are they just THICC?
12/31	Often, but not always.	Oh, I get it. Because “broad” and “wide” are synonyms, yeah?
13/31	For example, the town of Fordwich, England (population 381) also counts as “abroad”.	It’s a bit of a stretch, but somehow you make it work.
14/31	And yes, I searched the web for “smallest town in England” to make that point.	…That’s what HE said! (I’m “he”.)
15/31	Oof, I just realized…
16/31	I probably put more work into those couple lines of banter with you than I’ve put into this entire conference so far.
(A)	Yeah, but I’m worth it though ;)
(B)	William, have you been slacking off?
17/31	No disagreement there.	Uh… Well, I definitely didn’t sit in the back of the hall so I could sneak in a quick nap on the first day of the conference…
18/31	But I’m pretty sure all the ailing and injured animals of the world are also worth it.	But if I did, it would only be because I was jet lagged and the presentation was as dry as hospital grade kibble.
19/31	Honestly, I’m probably being too hard on myself.
20/31	I’ve learned a lot, met some really smart people, filled two suitcases with free sample meds and the latest cone of shame models…
21/31	You know me, though.
22/31	If I’m not literally not run off my feet all day long, have I really done anything at all?
23/31	So the attitude toward work in this country is as foreign to me as the language.
(A)	Are you SURE this isn’t a “Where’s Will’s Conference” guessing game?
(B)	My attitude toward work is that if it doesn’t help you get guys, then what’s the point?
24/31	Just don’t call it “Where’s Willdo?” and put it in a picture book, or we might get sued.	Not sure if that’s the prevailing attitude among bleeding hearts like veterinarians…
25/31	I don’t think Veterinarians’ Malpractice Insurance covers that sort of thing.	But I can see the working public at large here being on board with your philosophy.
26/31	For real though, can we get back to the degree of culture shock I’m going through, here?
27/31	“Wake up and grind”? The only thing the locals are grinding is espresso beans for their neverending coffee breaks!
28/31	Which sounds like a joke, but it’s not. They take their breaks REALLY seriously.
29/31	In fact, I’m on one of my multiple compulsory breaks as we speak.
30/31	The conference organizers said we needed to take time for self care, so I’m out doing yoga. How do I look?
31/31	[William Photo 1]
(A)	Phone, enhance. I… uh… need to analyze the background scenery for clues!
(B)	Unbothered. Moisturized. In your own lane. Flourishing, But if I was there we could do better…
1/34	Any particular trees giving the game away? Or were you actually trying to zoom in on something else? ;)	Ohhh yeah, you could start with a shoulder rub, and then do my calves…
2/34	I do wish you were here.
(A)	Say no more, I’m booking my ticket as we speak. Which airport please?
(B)	Hmm, maybe you should cut the conference short and come home then. I’ll keep the bed warm!
3/34	You sly dog! You almost got me there!	Or let me guess, if that’s not an option you could always come and keep my hotel bed warm instead?
4/34	See, now there’s one good reason why I can’t tell you where I’m at.
5/34	Because as soon as I let it slip, there’d be no stopping you from showing up in person.
6/34	How could I possibly be expected to pay attention to the keynote speech with you here looking all gorgeous and distracting?
7/34	I really wanted to hear the latest research on online therapy for depressed domestic animals!
(A)	If I can’t be there, at least absence makes the heart grow fonder?
(B)	You really thought this all through, huh?
8/34	Like I could ever grow any fonder of you!	It was a long flight. Followed by a lot of boring presentations.
9/34	I am glad I took the opportunity to text you mid-asana, though, even if now I don’t want to stop.
10/34	But I gotta get dressed and back in time for the industry trade show.
11/34	There’s a company distributing pamphlets on how to fat shame pets in order to sell more weight loss specialty food to their owners.
12/34	I want to hunt them down… I mean, find their booth… so I can give them a piece of my mind!
13/34	When I’m through with them, they’re gonna wish there was a specialty food to treat SHAME!
(A)	Is there a specialty food that helps with symptoms of pining?
(B)	Ohhh yeah. You’re so hot when you lock horns with jerks…
14/34	No, but they’ve made some great strides in ones for hairballs!	Phrasing!!!
15/34	That might have come in handy when you had to kiss my fuzzy ram face.	No, seriously… You had me checking out my dome to make sure you didn’t mean that literally.
16/34	I’m onto you, by the way.
17/34	You’re trying to keep me texting so I don’t go back to work!
18/34	Luckily for you, what you lack in sneakiness, you make up for in sweetness.
19/34	I’ll message you as soon as I’m back in my room, okay? Promise!
Pause	20 minute pause
20/34	Aaaaand I’m back.
(A)	Yay! My eyes were getting tired from staring at my phone without blinking.
(B)	I know you mean “back at the hotel room” but I can’t help but hope you mean “back home”.
21/34	Oh no! Do you need some moisturizing drops? I have a sample in my swag bag.	Oh yeah, like in rom-coms? I say “I sent you a package” and you go to check the door and it’s me standing there?
22/34	I think they’re meant for owls though… Or are they for lizards?	That would be a legendary flex, but no.
23/34	Sorry. I am just… too tired to function right now.
(A)	So don’t function. Just turn off your brain and do absolutely nothing with me.
(B)	Long day?
24/34	Doing nothing with you sounds so amazing right now…	The longest! You know, I’ve spent all week missing you, but today was by far the worst.
25/34	Lazing around together… No screens, no schedules… Just snuggling.	I think getting in touch earlier had the opposite effect as intended and made me MORE homesick for you.
26/34	There I go, getting all sappy on you. I knew it was coming.
27/34	Being in a strange new place, alone and missing you the whole time…
28/34	It’s given me a new perspective on life.
29/34	Caring for animals will always be my calling, but a life lived only to work is a life only half lived.
30/34	A full life… is a life that’s shared.
(A)	Ohhh, if you’re taking names for that position, I’d like to nominate myself!
(B)	So what I’m hearing is… Next time you take a trip for work, you take me packed in your suitcase.
31/34	It was never gonna be anyone else.	More like, next time I take a trip, it’ll be on an actual vacation for once, and you better believe I’m taking you!
32/34	Phew. Got myself kinda worked up, saying all that. I think I may have detected a heart arrhythmia!
33/34	Or in other words… my heart skipped a beat!
34/34	[William Photo 2]
(A)	Did you put on a lab coat and stethoscope just to take this pic?
(B)	I think I’ve got a prognosis, Doc. You’re incurably lovesick! And I think it’s contagious!
1/30	The question you should be asking is: did I take off all my other clothes just to take this pic…	You know why you’re the best? Because I can always count on you to make the layup when I shoot my shot.
2/30	The answer is yes to both questions, by the way.	And yes, I realize the basketball metaphor clashes with the Dr. Hottie getup.
3/30	But be honest, would you love me half as much if I wasn’t this corny?
(A)	I mean, you still have a smokin’ hot bod, but the corny definitely takes you from an 11 to a 15.
(B)	I’d call you “earnest” over “corny”. Which is a great quality for a career caretaker to have BTW
4/30	Is this a rating out of 10? Because if so, you’re AT LEAST a 19.	Aww, now you’re making me all warm and fuzzy. I’ll have to check my temperature next!
5/30	You’re making this really hard on me you know.
6/30	You just keep saying all the right things and being all cute like you do…
7/30	And it’s making me miss you more and more.
8/30	Everyone else at the conference has been using their downtime to enjoy everything this city has to offer while we’re here…
9/30	But not me. Not without you. It just wouldn’t be right!
10/30	I want to sample the cuisine with you, see the sights with you, walk hand in hand under the city lights with you, and fall in love all over again.
11/30	Can I make a confession?
(A)	Yes, but I warn you if you get any sadder I WILL find out where you are and come there immediately!
(B)	Anything. Always.
12/30	I’ll keep that in mind. Who knows, maybe that’s the outcome I actually want, despite my saying otherwise.	Make me swoon one more time, I dare you! You incorrigible romantic.
13/30	Here goes…
14/30	The real reason why I’m being cagey about my whereabouts…
15/30	Is because the host city for this conference is such a famously romantic destination.
16/30	I was worried you’d be upset if you found out I came here of all places without you.
17/30	Even if it was just for work.
(A)	I’m more upset to know you’re not having a good time, wherever you are!
(B)	Awww, I do want to be with you, but I’d want to be with you anywhere!
18/30	Of course. You are so selfless it’s a wonder you’re not the one with my job!	The feeling is mutual, bae. Not sure why I never considered how I’d feel if the situation was reversed.
19/30	That makes me feel less guilty about coming here without you, at least.
20/30	Doesn’t change the part where I’m still missing you like crazy, though.
21/30	Even if you’re not upset that I’m in a romantic destination without you, I sure am!
(A)	Gee, that sounds stressful. Maybe we need to go on vacation. If only I knew some romantic cities…
(B)	Alright, I’m serious now. Tell me where you are, already, so I can make it better!
22/30	Okay, okay.	Wellllll… Your kiss did resolve the whole “turned into a ram” thing, so you can probably fix this too.
23/30	You win. I’ll tell you. On one condition.
24/30	You have to promise to come back here with me!
(A)	Only if YOU promise we’ll be traveling for business. The business of pleasure, that is!
(B)	Why overcomplicate things? You stay there, I’ll come to you. No “coming back” required!
25/30	Traveling with you will always be a pleasure, but why stop there?	But I only have my stuffy conference clothes packed, not my romantic vacation clothes!
26/30	We could make it an Official Couples Trip! I’ll just have to look into how that sort of thing is certified.	Although I suppose there’s nothing stopping us from going on a luxury shopping spree once you’re here.
27/30	But we can hammer out the details later.
Pause	30 minute pause
28/30	Lucky contestant, it’s time to pull back that curtain and find out what you’ve won!
29/30	Pack your bags and save room for dessert, because you’re going on a romantic getaway for two…
30/30	[William Photo 3]
1/∞	To Paris!
(A)	Ah, Paris, the city of lights… And there’s you shining brightest of all!
(B)	I knew it! Okay, I was also betting on Maui. And the most romantic city of all… Calgary, Alberta!
2/∞	Are you sure you’re not in the room with me already? Because you just swept me off my feet.	But Paris was at the top of that list, right? Not that it matters, so long as we’re together.
3/∞	Thank you, lover, for adding a bit of romance to this work trip after all.
4/∞	I can’t wait to share this view with the real you.
5/∞	À bientôt…

Uncut Version[]

The NSFW track diverges from the SFW track with your first reply. All three pictures are different between versions.

Dialogue List[]

First Meeting[]

By now, you've sort of gotten the hang of all this. But you're seriously starting to run out of places to look. Just as you're considering whether or not to flirt with a snail in the park fountain, you feel a sudden "presence". Like the aura of a glorious being...
You see the most majestic, most graceful, most beautiful ram you've ever seen in your life! And what's more, the ram is doing yoga. And before you can even look up on the internet whether rams normally do yoga, it speaks (in a REALLY sexy voice)!
"Naaa'maste, friend. Don't worry, I know who you are. I had a rabbit come into my office for a check up last week, and he told me all about it."
"I figured I would run into you eventually. My name is William, but you can call me Will. Come on - I'll buy you a smoothie, and you can explain how all this works..."

Adversary[]

You caused this? Well, frankly, I'm a man of science, and I'm still getting over the whole "existence of magic" thing. So you get a pass.

Talk[]

I woke from sleepwalking last night. I had climbed a mountain! I'm a little worried that I'll sheep-walk my way into Area 51 or something next, so I'm investing in a leash.
Can't say I'm pleased about being cursed. But being a vet turned into an animal, well... I'm not going to waste this opportunity. Excuse me. I've got some grass to eat.
I feel that I should tell you. Last night, I counted myself and fell straight to sleep. Quite handy that. I bet there's a doctoral thesis in there somewhere.
I would ask that you get all the "horny" jokes out of your system now. Mostly because I can't refuse a good pun. Go on, I'm not sheepish.
If I'm going to continue doing life-saving surgery for animals, I'm going to need some custom tools for the OR. Specifically, a big rock to stand on.

Date[]

[Dinner] Even as a vet, I'm not 100% sure if wine is good for rams... But it sure makes my wool shiny! Hahaha! Shiny wine-y! Uh oh... I may have had too much.
[Boat Ride] If only I were a goat... Then I'd be a goat on a boat in moat. But I just can't lie about that sort of thing.
[Coaster] Don't mind me. I was just mugging for the camera. Hahaha!
[Carnival] Bleh. Spiders and ghosts and the smell of fake smoke. That's a bad list of ingredients for me.

Poke[]

I see the only ram you're familiar with is in your computer.

Upgrade to Acquaintance[]

I can't do my rounds like this. Do you think this curse-breaking business will take long?
Well, I guess it's a kind of professional development experience. You're lucky I love being so close to these incredible creatures.

Acquaintance[]

My name's William, but everyone calls me Dr. Will. Except for the parrot in my office. She calls me "Fresh Prince".

Talk[]

Some jerk at the park told me to watch out for trolls under bridges. I was going to correct him, letting him know that he was thinking of goats, but I headbutted him into the creek instead. Instincts sure are interesting. And so are restraining orders.
I had a difficult client today. I really locked horns with them.
All in all, I'd give this experience so far a solid "not baa'aaad." Wait a minute...
Stethoscopes without earlobes are surprisingly difficult to use. And that was a surprisingly unusual sentence, when you think about it.
I mentioned that I was vegan to a client, and they said, "No duh." I've never been so tempted to eat a burger just to mess with someone...

Date[]

[Same as Adversary]

Poke[]

[Same as Adversary]

Upgrade to Frenemy[]

I can see that you're trying, and I appreciate it. How about a chance to make it up to me? I need a volunteer at the clinic for something I can't postpone. A client is bringing in a skunk.
Really? Your dedication is impressive, and has my respect. Bring the clothespins and tomato juice - we're going in.
[With 'Friend' picture] As you make your way through the park where the cherry blossoms are strangely STILL in bloom, Will turns to you and says, "I just wanted to tell you that, breaking the curse or not, you're good people. We should hang out more. As long as the whole 'Will is a sheep' thing doesn't bother you."

Frenemy[]

Just a heads up - I'm not the 'domestic' variety of sheep. I very much have the most random urges to headbutt things. I would headbutt my mama right now. (And she'd probably headbutt me back...)

Talk[]

[Same as Acquaintance]

Gift[]

Ha! Wonderful, thank you. Good craftsmanship. I'll put it on my desk to enjoy when I'm properly upright. And have hands.

Date[]

[Same as Adversary]

Poke[]

[Same as Adversary]

Upgrade to Friendzoned[]

Hey, how's it going? Look at your stats, now look at me, back at your stats, back to me. Sadly those stats aren't quite enough for me. But if you keep up the hard work, they could be.
I am a ram.

Friendzoned[]

Time to charge into the day!

Talk[]

Is it weird that I think I make a handsome sheep? No wait, no need to answer that. Now that I've said it outloud, I have my answer.
A pig came into the office today saying, "Baa-Ram-Ewe! Baa-Ram-Ewe!" So I gave him a mild sedative and recommended bed rest.
When I was initially transformed, I was pretty upset. I almost left town. But I decided to face this challenge, rather than move in with my Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air.
I ate my ficus today. Not my proudest moment. But you know, it needs to be said: it was still noticeably better than kale.
Someone threw paint on me today, saying that fur was murder. I informed them that I grew wool, and it was safe to remove. They were very apologetic. I think we all learned something today.
Generally speaking, I never leave the house without good shoes and a great watch. This transformation is a crime against nature AND fashion.

Gift[]

[Same as Frenemy]

Date[]

[Same as Adversary]

Poke[]

[Same as Adversary]

Upgrade to Awkward Besties[]

Hey I have an idea...
I hope this works. Otherwise you might start looking at rams differently...
[With 'Kiss' picture] Without warning, Will leans in and kisses you. You feel his lips transform back into a man's, as his hand gently moves to your face. "I had a feeling that would work," he says. "Can't wait to find out how to fix the rest..."

Awkward Besties[]

I'm honestly surprised there haven't been more Dr. Dolittle references. Are people just not into Dr. Dolittle anymore? Damn. I'm lamer than I realized...

Talk[]

Now that I'm tall enough to look you in the eyes, I've just noticed how much they remind me of still waters, filled with autumn leaves, sparkling under a bright cold sky in October. So that's nice.
Hmm. You know, even if we don't break the rest of the curse, I'm starting to get used to the horns. Watch me open a bottle cap. I'm a walking party trick!
A small child sang "Mary Had a Little Lamb" to me. For an hour. It was sweet.
I'm not a big fan of all the "El Diablo!" shouts I'm getting in the streets. It's supposed to be "angel in the streets, devil in the sheets..."
These horns weigh a ton. I could use a little TLC neck massage... *ahem* You know... From an amazingly attractive person with the strongest thumbs in the universe? Hint hint.
Let's go climb things! Adventure is always out there... On top of stuff, I guess.
A certain truck company contacted me to model for a commercial. But when they saw I wasn't a ram anymore, they politely declined. Feh. Typecasting.
By the way, if any of the other guys you cursed require medical attention, I would be pleased to offer my veterinary services pro bono.

Gift[]

Nice of you, thanks. You have a sense of chivalry about you. I like that.

Date[]

[Dinner] Dinner was great. The company was better. ;)
[Boat Ride] Hahaha! I may have had a bit too much wine before we jumped on that boat. I hope you enjoyed the show!
[Coaster] Sorry for the blood pressure check. I like to know exactly how thrilling those rides are, and then document them. For science.
[Carnival] The attention to detail was kind of astounding. That skull could have sat in a university laboratory.

Poke[]

My horns are ticklish? How is that even fair?!?

Upgrade to Crush[]

You've turned out to be such a good friend. So let's not be awkward about it. I'm fond of you, and we should stay in touch.
Does saying that make it awkward?

Crush[]

You know what it's like after a cold when you can finally breathe through your nose? That's how I feel right now about standing upright. It's spectacular.

Talk[]

[Same as Awkward Besties]

Gift[]

This is better than a cougar's purr! And fun fact - cougars are the largest wild cat that still meows and purrs. So you just know that's special.

Date[]

[Same as Awkward Besties]

Poke[]

[Same as Awkward Besties]

Upgrade to Sweetheart[]

What do you, a Rolex watch, and an Armani suit have in common?
I want all of them on my arm. Heh heh.

Sweetheart[]

I love all of nature's creatures equally. Except spiders. Wow, it feels good getting that off my chest!

Talk[]

[Same as Crush]

Gift[]

[Same as Crush]

Date[]

[Same as Crush]

Poke[]

[Same as Crush]

Upgrade to Boyfriend[]

When animals are scared at the office, I talk to them in soothing tones. I've noticed that it's most effective when I tell them about you.
Animals pick up on our vibes. They know what's up. I may have gone a little overboard though, because there was this mouse winking at me and giving me finger guns all day.

Boyfriend[]

At this point I've heard SO many "horny" innuendos. I'm not offended by the sentiment, just the lack of originality.

Talk[]

If nothing else, I hope one thing is clear... I adore ewe.
Stop by the office sometime. I'll put you into a room with twelve puppies. It will restore your faith in the world.
Come here. I'm going to put my arms around you and improve your day. It's good for you. Doctor's orders.
Did you know that a ram's horns weigh more than all the bones in their body? Well, except for one, in my case. I mean, of course... My funny bone. Heh heh.
I'm so pleased to have my hands back. It's much easier to scoop ice cream now. Oh, and also lots of other things.

Gift[]

Even more than the gesture, I appreciate that you're fluent in all of the love languages. A person of many expressions. Thank you.

Date[]

[Same as Sweetheart]

Poke[]

I'm not ticklish. Don't... even... haaaanope. Nope... hahahaha! Ahh! Okay, okay, okay! You win.

Upgrade to Lover[]

Had a bad day today. Lost a couple furry friends. Mind just laying with me and... Being with me. I could use it.
Thanks. You're good people. There's no one else I'd rather just 'be' with, right now.
[With 'Transformation' picture] After dinner one evening, William puts on some music and invites you to dance. He holds you close, and the feeling of his hand on the small of your back sends shivers down your spine. He leans back to look at you, smiles, and then kisses you. A magical explosion interrupts the moment - the curse is broken!
[With ‘Lover’ picture] "Hey, bae. I was thinking about you today, and hoping you were thinking of me too. Thought I might help that along with a 'selfie'. I promise you the shirtless thing was a complete 'coincidence'. See you soon. All my love." - Will

Sex Scene[]

After dinner one evening, William puts on some music and invites you to dance. As you sway side to side, he begins to whisper his intentions in your ear. In a few moments, he intends to remove your clothes, take you to the bedroom, and make love to you. He leans in for a kiss... And a magical explosion interrupts the moment - the curse is broken!
Unphased by the interruptions, and seemingly pleased he is suddenly very naked, he picks you up and carries you to the couch. His dick is already enormous and rock hard when he pulls you on top of him. He goes slow, and he lasts for hours until he finally explodes in a furious groan of pleasure.
After, he lays with you, his still swollen cock pressed between your buttocks, as he kisses the back of your neck. Between his lips and his exploring fingertips, he manages to turn you on again. Before you can even turn to kiss him, he's hard again, and takes you on a wild ride that lasts the rest of the night.

Lover[]

Did you mention one of your friends was a pegasus? I have so many questions. Is he more like a bird, a horse, or closer to the "Saturday Morning Cartoon" camp?

Talk[]

[Same as Boyfriend]

Gift[]

[Same as Boyfriend]

Date[]

[Masquerade] Let us dance the night away, before we slip off our masks and show each other our true selves...
[All the rest are same as Boyfriend]

Poke[]

[Same as Boyfriend]

Upgrade to Max Lover[]

Was thinking about you today. Actually all week. Okay okay - there might have been more than one of you, and I was imagining I was the king, and...
Hahha! Just joking. Thanks for everything bae. You're like the nitroglycerin of my heart. You just keep it beating, every day, for you.

Max Lover[]

Nature documentaries and chill? Sorry, I've got some unusual inclinations lately.
Is it weird that I miss running on all fours? Morning jogs just don't feel the same.
Darling, put on your finest: I'm taking you out. Car's just been detailed, dinner reservations are made, and I won't take no for an answer. The world needs to see you, and I need to be seen with you.
The doctor will see you now. And later. And every day if he has anything to say about it.
I've poured the wine, and dinner is simmering. Tell me about your day.
(Naked) As nature intended, darling.
(Naked) Great timing: I've just finished making us dinner, and I intend to have you for dessert.
(Naked) On the one hand, I feel like being naked brings you closer to understanding what it's like to be an animal. On the other hand, it's cold. Let's do something to get the blood pumping.

Talk[]

You deserve the world, bae. I want to take you home. I want you to know how much I'm into you.
You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day. Except during surgery - it's usually better if I focus on what I'm doing during those times.
I had a rough day at the office today, but knowing I had your love make it easier. You're with me always.
Thanks for a wonderful time. I'm going to take two aspirin and call YOU in the morning.
You're my boo. I had no idea what that word meant until I met you. Actually I'm still not 100% on that, but I'm saying it anyway.
I've got suntan lotion, a speedo, and two plane tickets to a very sunny beach. You in?
Paging my lover to exam room two. Exam room two. A certain doctor's heart needs the biggest hug you can give.

Hello! Still saving the world? Know that I'm always behind you. Unless you want me in a different position.
Love, you go do what you need to do and know that I love you. We're both cool cats, and have souls to help. Mine just happen to be the cutest lil' forms in the whole entire world! ...ahem.
You must have the soul of a vet, because you definitely know how to take care of a silly animal like me.
My pet... I don't normally do the "playing doctor" trope, but in your case, I think I'll make an exception.
Darling, I can show you the world, but I'd rather you show me yours.
I want to nibble on your neck, caress your curves, and kiss you completely.
(Naked) With someone else l'd feel exposed. But with you, I feel freed. Unrestrained. But I wouldn't mind wrapping myself up in a little bit of you.
(Naked) I'm glad those horns are gone. Let's just say it was difficult fitting my head into certain places... Like a hat.
(Naked) My favorite pin up is you, against a wall.
(Naked) Well darling, this is all me, and it's all for you.
(Naked) So glad the curse was lifted! Manscaping is somewhat more... challenging with hooves.
(Naked) In my job, I'm accustomed to spending hours on my feet. Hours.
(Naked) I like when a person knows what they want. Well love, which part do you want first?
(Naked) Making love? Knocking boots? Mind blowing sex? Tell me which you prefer, because I want to know what to whisper into your ear when I hold you close.
(Naked) I thought I might try to get a fake bear-skin rug to lay on. But I couldn't find one. So I hope you don't mind that I'm using a deflated teddy bear...

Gift[]

Darling, this gift is exactly like the giver: incredibly thoughtful, outrageously perfect, and far more than I deserve. I'll cherish it, and you, deeply. Thank you.
How is it that every gift is better than the last? Something to do with the gifter. I think.
If you're going to shower me in gifts, at least let me return the favor and run you a bath.
Someone is definitely getting the candlelight treatment tonight.
[Boxers] Thanks for the gift. As you can see, I'm not a big fan of flashy underwear. Why bother, when you're not going to be wearing them for very long...
[Birthday Suit] I hope you have more in mind today than, "Stare at naked Will". I mean, I'm not complaining. But maybe we could play naked cards or something.
[Spooky Outfits] They say the best vampires need to be pale and androgynous... Well, I beg to disagree. Now let me take a look at that throat... Say 'aah'...
[Butler Outfit] You will never experience another hangnail or dry-patch again thanks to my gentle, moisturizing paw massages. I mean hand massages. Okay, fine! Yes, I'm using paw balm on you. It's the best thing for dry skin!
[Kigurumi Outfit] I feel like a giant plush toy! Do you think the puppies at work would feel more relaxed if I wore this in the exam room?
[Masquerade Outfit] I only dress to the nines like this for special occasions. The thins is... Every time I see you is a special occasion to me.
[Summer Outfit] Surprise! I planned us a romantic camptain trip. I've got firewood, a cozy two-person tent, and a cooler packed with everything I need to make you the best s'mores you'll ever eat.
[RPG Outfit] I enjoy turn-based combat. It seems like a fair and well-organized way to earn experience points. That karma meter is handy, too. Helping others is going to be so much easier now.
[Kimono Outfit] Well you certainly know how to make a man feel elegant, don't you?
[Pirate Outfit] Let's be honest. I'd make a terrible pirate. But there's no one who'd take better care of your Macaw.

Date[]

[Same as Lover]

Poke[]

Hahaha! Nah, no no no, that doesn't count. That doesn't prove I'm ticklish. I just... I wasn't ready.
Hahahaha. Okay. Hahah. OKAY. I give up. I give up! You win!...This time.
Ha! How do you know my secret spot?!?
(Naked) Love! Don't tickle unless you mean it. You know I'm a man who doesn't leave anything... or anyone... unfinished.
(Naked) Oh your fingers are dangerous, love! But so are my intentions. Get ready for some payback!
(Naked) Hahahah! That's why you wanted me naked - lured me to disrobe with your immaculate sexuality but turned on me in a devious tickle-coup! I'm exposed! Oh the betrayal! The tragedy!
(Naked) Ha! Your fingers feel like little snake kisses across my body. Speaking of snakes...

Upgrade to Lover+ (Endless)[]

Thanks. I've long run out of words that can describe how I feel about you. So I'm going to continue relying on showing you.
I'm yours. Now and always.

Dialogue About Cole[]

Someone tore up my lab coat, and wrote a threatening note in blood on my wall. But their penmanship was atrocious, so I left them a note saying they can do better.
*Sniff* Do you smell the distinct scent of Panthera Pardus? Hmm. That's a dangerous animal. I'd better give my friend at animal control a call.
I'm now certain there was a panther hunting me last night. My greatest fear is that it's gotten the taste for human blood. I fear not for myself, but for the cat - for such animals are almost always put down when they're caught. Breaks my heart.
Some say that a vet getting killed by an animal is ironic, or comedic. It is neither. We know the risks. We want to help animals anyway. No matter if they're cuddly or dangerous. All animals are beautiful.
Hmm. There's definitely an apex predator on the loose around here. Lots of tell-tale signs. But don't worry - I carry a large dose of animal tranquilizer wherever I go. It sounds a little weird when I say it out loud though...
I saw a pair of eyes gleaming in the shadows last night. Something was hunting me. In those situations, it's important not to break eye contact, and do whatever you can to locate the nearest source of smooth jazz. Smooth jazz always helps.

Requirement Table[]

Relationship Level	Requirements Needed				Prestige Multiplier Reward
Relationship Level	Affection	Requirement 2	Requirement 3	Requirement 4	Prestige Multiplier Reward
Adversary	34,014,232 Affection	Lvl 33 Smart	100x Reset Boost	40 Dinner Dates	0.10 Prestige Multiplier
Acquaintance	68,045,840 Affection	Lvl 36 Caring	Ointment Deployer (Pharmacist)	40 Boat Ride Dates	0.20 Prestige Multiplier
Frenemy	649,098,132 Affection	Lvl 39 Healthy	1000 Trees	40 Coaster Dates	0.30 Prestige Multiplier
Friendzone	649,299,832 Affection	Lvl 42 Creative	Cough Syrup Savior (Pharmacist)	40 Carnival Dates	0.40 Prestige Multiplier
Awkward Besties	18,657,442,092 Affection	Lvl 46 Peaceful	Cologne	40 Dinner Dates	0.50 Prestige Multiplier
Crush	37,316,335,404 Affection	Lvl 49 Passionate	Screenwriter (Writer)	40 Boat Ride Dates	0.60 Prestige Multiplier
Sweetheart	29,676,845,360,704 Affection	Lvl 52 Outgoing	100 Encyclopedias	40 Coaster Dates	0.70 Prestige Multiplier
Boyfriend	285,835,805,982,040 Affection	Lvl 55 Observant	Laundry	40 Carnival Dates	0.80 Prestige Multiplier
Lover	1,603,049,540,090,630 Affection	Lvl 58 Peaceful	1 Jet	40 Masquerade Dates	0.90 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 1	1,619,080,020,203,664	46,000 Cologne	247 Boat Ride Dates	Governor (Politician)	1.00 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 2	1,635,270,804,964,950	3,000 Encyclopedias	270 Masquerade Dates	Data Dredger (Cryptominer)	1.10 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 3	1,651,623,497,419,441	200 Laptops	293 Coaster Dates	Lvl 59 Smart	1.20 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 4	1,668,139,716,642,526	15 Dishwashers	316 Dinner Dates	Brain Surgeon (Nurse)	1.30 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 5	1,684,821,097,900,331	Jet	339 Carnival Dates	Lvl 60 Peaceful	1.40 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 6	1,701,669,292,811,628	200,000 Games	362 Boat Ride Dates	Ointment Deployer (Pharmacist)	1.50 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 7	1,718,685,969,511,361	13,000 Vacuums	385 Masquerade Dates	Lvl 61 Observant	1.60 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 8	1,735,872,812,815,808	900 Headphones	408 Coaster Dates	Coconut Cruncher (Baker)	1.70 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 9	1,753,231,524,389,393	60 Pianos	431 Dinner Dates	Lvl 62 Creative	1.80 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 10	1,770,763,822,913,168	16 Dishwashers	454 Carnival Dates	Lvl 63 Peaceful	1.90 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 11	1,788,471,44,254,980	Jet	477 Boat Ride Dates	Trade Crusader (Cryptominer)	2.00 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 12	1,806,356,141,641,337	200,000 Games	500 Masquerade Dates	Lead Singer (Musician)	2.10 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 13	1,824,419,685,830,995	14,000 Vacuums	523 Coaster Dates	Lvl 64 Healthy	2.20 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 14	1,842,663,865,290,283	1,000 Headphones	546 Dinner Dates	Video Game Writer (Writer)	2.30 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 15	1,861,090,486,370,173	70 Pianos	569 Carnival Dates	Lvl 65 Passionate	2.40 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 16	1,879,701,343,485,132	4 Laundries	592 Boat Ride Dates	Harvest Loon (Farmer)	2.50 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 17	1,898,498,369,293,754	800,000 Tickets	615 Carnival Dates	Lvl 66 Caring	2.60 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 18	1,917,483,334,881,200	56,000 Cologne	638 Boat Ride Dates	Dashing Dean (Teacher)	2.70 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 19	1,936,658,149,943,466	15,000 Vacuums	661 Masquerade	Lvl 67 Peaceful	2.80 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 20	1,956,024,712,973,489	1,000 Headphones	684 Coaster Dates	Lvl 68 Outgoing	2.90 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 21	1,975,584,941,449,118 affection	70 Pianos	707 Dinner Dates	The Fashion (Sew Pro)	3.00 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 22	1,995,340,772,022,963 affection	4 Laundries	730 Carnival Dates	Chief Physician (Nurse)	3.10 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 23	2,015,294,160,714,140 affection	900,000 Tickets	753 Boat Ride Dates	Lvl 69 Creative	3.20 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 24	2,035,447,083,101,938 affection	59,000 Cologne	776 Masquerade Dates	Remedy Recommender (Pharmacist)	3.30 Prestige Multiplier
Lover+ 25	2,055,801,534,521,421 affection	4,000 Encyclopedias	799 Coaster Dates	Lvl 70 Observant	3.40 Prestige Multiplier

Trivia[]

During the dialogue at the end of the 'Sweetheart' stage, William mentions a mouse who winks and gives him finger guns. This is possibly in reference to Myx.
The introductory dialogue for the 'Aquaintance' stage and one 'Talk' option from the 'Friendzone' stage both reference the series The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
William's full name is Dr. William Ramstein.^[1]
For V.0.20, his affection requirements were rebalanced, required skill levels were decreased through the Friendzone stage, and his Lover stage dropped the 'The Pharmaceutical (Pharmacist)' requirement in favor of 1 Jet.
The dialogue at the 'Friendzone' stage about a pig saying, "Baa-Ram-Ewe!" is a reference to the movie Babe.
He is also a Yoga Instructor (even in the Animal Form) to Sawyer and Lake as what did Sawyer mentioned on her second PF conversation.
He works as a fortune teller named 'Mystic' in Hush Hush. He gives you tips on how to get all the girls secrets. He mentioned his old fortune telling business was called "Where There's a Will", but people wanted their palm read by a mysterious guy in a robe named Mystic, not Will.